Twinchi Streaming in a Gender-Reversed World?
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Ah. Here we go again.
Honestly, the reason I barely watch Twinchi streams these days is the women's over-the-top sex banter.
This is an age without men.
Young women are starving for sex.
Dildos just don't cut it.
So they take it out on the handsome, adorable male streamers on Twinchi, filling the chat with filthy lines to scratch that itch. Male Twinchi streamers get so bombarded with sexual comments they practically develop neuroses.
These days, the second anyone types pussy, dick, or sex, they get banned on the spot.
For the more demure guys, that kind of crude language must be genuine mental stress.
I'm out.
Songhwa-gun has to be exhausted too.
Right up until the moment I left, the sex talk kept pouring in, and Songhwa-gun kept slamming the ban hammer on every woman who dropped it.
Famous male LoL streamers' rooms are probably all the same.
Excessive sex talk.
I frowned.
Maybe I should try a LoL streamer with barely any viewers?
There were plenty of Twinchi rooms running on a LoL-playing theme.
Zero-viewer rooms were a bit much, though…
Then one Twinchi broadcast caught my eye.
Looked like a brand-new LoL streamer who'd just gone live.
What snagged my attention was the claim that he was playing top lane Teemo.
Ha. Absolute troll bait.
LoL is always more fun when you're watching a dumpster fire.
And Teemo is best when he gets shredded.
With a light heart, I clicked on Yu Sihyun's LoL Playing! Twinchi room.
Yu Sihyun
Haa. I'm exhausted.
I went to the shopping center for the first time in a while.
Bought some clothes.
And more importantly, I watched Demon Axe: Muyaho Train.
An anime that set a man's heart on fire.
Renkoko hyung!!!!!
I still can't get those fight scenes out of my head.
Fuck.
Twenty-six years old and I was so moved I cried my eyes out.
Haa.
I burned myself pure white.
I tried on the cheap clothes I'd bought one by one.
First up: white tee and jeans.
The basic kit every cool kid owns.
Hmm.
Clothes really do ride on the face, huh.
Original-world Yu Sihyun had worn something similar.
And it looked like absolute shit.
Now?
I look like a goddamn member of the Debauched Boys heading to an overseas concert.
Turning a ten-thousand-won thrift fit into luxury?
Fucking stylish.
Next: black style.
Short-sleeve sweater with black skinny jeans.
Clean and sharp as hell too.
Ha!
I finally understood.
It was never that I couldn't pick clothes. My hanger was just garbage.
Fuck.
Even at 168 cm, the proportions are good.
Small face, close to an eight-head ratio.
Good proportions mean the clothes actually land.
Without measuring, this otherworld Yu Sihyun looks taller than the original one.
Golden ratio, baby.
I tried on the club-ready rock style too.
Black leather jacket over a tee.
Ripped jeans and sneakers.
It looked insanely good on me.
Sure, clothes ride on the face.
But when a handsome bastard dresses well on top of that?
I could probably pentakill the club girls.
I could go completely feral.
Haa.
I want to throw this on and hit a club right now.
But today's Sunday.
Tomorrow I have to go to war with those psycho feminist bitches at the office.
I need to recharge.
Fucking bitches.
Just thinking about them ramps the stress back up.
Hnn.
Tomorrow's problems are for tomorrow.
Still, spending a Sunday night like this feels like a waste.
I want to do something fun.
I unlocked my phone with my fingerprint.
Opened it.
Ah, anything interesting going on?
I checked Katong.
Ah. No messages from Yeseul.
Kind of depressing.
Should I message her first?
…
..
Nah.
It's her Sunday too. She should rest.
I'll send something tomorrow.
I'll just look at my cute Yeseul's pictures.
I pressed and held her Katong profile.
An angelically pretty photo of Yeseul expanded across the screen.
Ah, she's… so cute.
I lightly kissed those ruby-red lips on the photo.
Ah, fuck.
Kissing Yeseul's picture just hit me with a brutal reality check.
What kind of otaku shit is this.
Whew. Have I gone completely insane from not being able to meet women?
I closed Katong.
Dug through other apps.
Huh…
Did otherworld Yu Sihyun used to stream on Twinchi too?
I tapped the Twinchi app.
Thankfully it logged in automatically.
Must be linked to Insta.
Otherworld Yu Sihyun's Twinchi ID was YSH1004.
A completely bland ID.
And also a completely boring ID.
This guy must've been one dull bastard.
Haa.
Still, no trash-talking.
Otherworld Yu Sihyun is the one who turned my one million won into a hundred million — a hundredfold copy-paste.
Gotta love him.
I looked at my reflection in the phone screen.
Ha, fuck.
I look even more ridiculously handsome today.
Should I try streaming on Twinchi?
Who knows.
I'm a certified hot guy now.
Maybe I'll even pull in 10,000 won in donations.
Even 10,000 won is pure profit.
Two days and that's 20,000.
One whole chicken.
Hard agree?
What should I title the room.
From original-world Yu Sihyun's experience, room titles need to be pure aggro bait.
Truth is, back when I was original-world Yu Sihyun, I'd tried streaming LoL on Twinchi.
Couldn't land a job.
Figured maybe I could scrape together some pocket money.
I'd made a completely bland room.
LoL! Playing.
I was Diamond in LoL, for what it's worth.
Top 2% skill.
With that, surely I could make 20,000 won a day, right?
That was my reckless little fantasy.
Day one.
I streamed all day with Twinchi running.
Fuck.
Zero viewers the entire day.
Every so often one person would wander in.
That's when I learned.
LoL streaming has zero hope if all you've got is being good at the game.
You need sticky, magnetic commentary.
I tried.
"Hello. I'm LoL streamer Yu Sihyun. Nice to meet you."
Ah…
Just remembering it makes me scared to hit go live on Twinchi.
I'm stressed already.
At least when I switched to an aggro title, a few more viewers trickled in.
[Diamond 4 Top Teemo. LoL! Playing 1]
Fuck.
Every single person who came into the stream was there to watch me throw the game and tank the team.
And the backseat gaming was insane.
Bronze-tier mouth-breathers, every last one of them, far as I could tell.
"I was, uh, clearing bot…"
"The cooldown isn't up yet."
Ah…
Fuuuuuuuck!
Cancerous bastards.
Huuu…
In the end, I didn't even scrape together 1,000 won in donations, and after a week I shut the Twinchi stream down for good.
But now I'm hot, so maybe it'll go a little better?
In the original world, cute girls pulled in donations just for playing LoL.
Even at full Bronze.
Even when they played like absolute cancer, teammates let it slide because they were cute.
Viewers were all warm and fuzzy too.
"Oh my, how do I use this ability? Wow. Unnie's so cute."
"Right? Don't me and unnie go well together? I've got all the Annie skins too. Viewers gifted them to me."
Then a teamfight broke out.
"Kyaa! What do I do. Guys. I'm scared. Teddy. Come out, teddy!! Protect me!"
And then the crazy bitch used Annie's ult on her own teammate.
"Kyaa! You guys keep fighting. Me and teddy are gonna go for a jungle stroll~ La la la la la!"
In the middle of a teamfight she peels off alone and farms jungle.
Ah, fuck, even thinking about it now I wonder if that streamer's brain was installed correctly.
And the viewers were still too busy simping to care.
Ha, fuck.
How tilted must that crazy bitch's teammates have been.
Anyway.
Thinking about all that…
I'm a certified hot guy now.
So a little confidence came back.
That psycho streamed like absolute garbage and still pulled in 100,000 won a day in donations.
Fuck…
I'll just make a clean 20,000 won.
Buy chicken next Saturday.
I fixed my phone to the stand.
Actually playing right now is too much.
Just bait the aggro and kill time with conversation for now.
Once you lock into LoL, it's hard to stop mid-session.
I've got work tomorrow — I can't go hard tonight.
If the response is good and I even pull 5,000 won in donations, I'll stream properly on the PC starting next week.
With a racing heart, I created a Twinchi room.
The room title:
[Top Teemo at your service! LoL! Playing!]
Maximum aggro engaged.
Getting even one viewer in the door is what matters.
Thump thump………
Ah, I'm nervous.
What do I even say when someone shows up?
Three minutes…
Five minutes……..
Ten minutes………
Still a zero-viewer stream.
Haa…
Of course.
Twinchi streaming isn't easy.
Without a big streamer's shoutout, escaping zero viewers is no joke.
Eh.
Got all hyped over my face and made a fool of myself.
Just watch some YouTubers and go to sleep.
I made up my mind and reached for the phone to kill the Twinchi stream.
But then.
Like a miracle, one viewer walked in.
I yanked my hand off the phone.
"Hello, fellow addict! Your Teemo main is right here. At your service!"
A line I'd prepared, more or less.
Suddenly the viewer went silent.
Ah…
Did I overdo it?
A twenty-six-year-old man acting like this.
Might've been a little gross.
Oh.
Disappointed because I'm a man?
Well.
It's not like male LoL streams are rare or anything…….