Hyungjun's Mother, the Nation-Toppling Beauty
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Hyungjun's Mother, the Nation-Toppling Beauty
[Kevin Klean]
I glanced around and finally spotted a lingerie store with a brand that seemed somewhat appealing.
In the world I originally came from, men's underwear wasn't a big deal.
Still, one brand that was at least decent was Kevin Klean!
There was even a trend back then where guys would pull down their hip-hop pants just enough to show the Calvin Klein logo—wait, Kevin Klean in this case.
Looking back now, it feels so tacky and embarrassing.
Anyway, I headed toward the Kevin Klean store, figuring they'd at least have a few options for men's underwear.
Women's lingerie is plentiful everywhere, no worries there, but men's stuff gets so much less attention that regular underwear shops often only stock a handful of types.
"Welcome! How can I help you, sir?"
As I stepped into the Kevin Klean shop, a made-up male clerk approached me.
It rubbed me the wrong way.
Shouldn't these kinds of stores normally have pretty female staff?
I wanted to pick out underwear under the gaze of some hot girl's lingering eyes.
But I couldn't just leave now, so I started browsing the shop.
"Sir, are you looking for functional shaping underwear? Or something cute?"
Ah........
Right. This is a gender-reversed world.
The lingerie shop was filled with flashy displays of men's underwear—no women's stuff in sight.
From panties designed to smooth out sagging bellies and butt lines, to the latest collection from this year's fashion shows modeled by male runway stars.
I'd just planned to grab a few discounted pairs, but with so many options, now that was a problem.
But the real issue was........
"Excuse me, is that all the women's underwear you have?"
The men's panties took up a good two sections, while the women's stuff was relegated to a sale bin in the corner trailer.
It was just like the piles of men's underwear shoved in the back of stores in my original world.
And on top of that.....
[Women's Underwear Lightning Sale! 3 for 20,000 won!]
This wasn't some street market.
Grab any three at random, and it'd be 20,000 won.
Men's panties were over 20,000 won each, so this was dirt cheap.
Of course, the quality would be nowhere near men's in comparison.
Ah..... Now that I thought about the underwear worn by Hyungjun's mom, Professor Chae-young, or Yuri noona,
They were basically sexy and hot, sure, but the women's panties and bras always felt a bit half-assed and low-quality. Guess this was why.
Money aside, women here just didn't have any real passion or desire for lingerie.
So the makers half-assed it, and the buyers didn't care.
Rummaging through the trailer bin, I saw the patterns were all mismatched, each pack different.
Were women really buying and wearing this crap like men did back home?
The bras were even lazier: A~B cup, C~D cup. Whatever fits close enough, deal with the size difference yourself—total irresponsibility from the underwear companies!
Come to think of it, even Hyungjun's mom's bra looked too small for her massive tits.
Yuri noona's top and bottom pieces didn't quite match either.
Haa.... No helping it.
If I wanted to see and enjoy the real deal, I'd have to pick out something sexy for her myself.
"Oh my, sir. Looking for underwear for your girlfriend? Lucky girl."
What a pain—'oh my' from a guy?
This dude working in lingerie was even more girly than most.
Haa.....
Just pick something quick and get out.
I told the clerk to grab me the sexiest women's sets, price no object.
He brought out stuff that wasn't on display—high-end, expensive women's lingerie that didn't sell well to regular customers, so it was tucked away.
I bought a full-body white panty-stocking that clung tight to the skin and looked super seductive, a fly bunny T-panty, and a garter belt-style black lingerie set.
Closing my eyes, I pictured Hyungjun's mom wearing this sexy, lewd underwear.
Aah......!
Her sparkling blonde hair and small, bra-line face.
Seductive, foxy eyes that were big and alluring.
A cute nose, not too big or small.
Ruby-red lips that glistened.
Just imagining her face oozed sexiness.
And then,
Her tanned bronze skin,
Firm, jiggling tits full of vivid volume.
Her toned abs without a hint of flab, a slender, cinched waist.
And contrasting that waist, her workout-sculpted, plump, juicy ass.
When it came to sultry sexiness, among all the women I'd seen, Hyungjun's mom—the MILF—took the crown.
Imagining her like this, that voluptuous body wrapped in skin-tight white mesh full-body stockings, had my cock rock-hard and leaking precum.
Lost in my fantasy of Hyungjun's mom, an annoying voice snapped me out of it.
"Sir, what about men's underwear? Anything I can show you?"
Having sold some pricey women's stuff, the clerk was pumped, probably expecting commission.
I replied half-heartedly, like it was a chore.
"Just something cheap and basic. Any sales?"
The clerk, full of expectations, looked flustered.
"Pardon? Excuse me???"
"Yeah, cheap and basic. Whatever. That size in XL. Mine's pretty big down there."
I'd planned to get decent stuff for myself too, but splurging on Hyungjun's mom's underwear blew the budget.
Eh, men's underwear just needs to fit.
The clerk, looking disappointed, pointed to a corner shelf.
Ah! There it was. Men's underwear: 3 for 30,000 won.
Women's was 3 for 10,000, but men's 3 for 30,000?
First time feeling ripped off in this gender-reversed world.
I grabbed three pairs in my size and headed to the counter.
"That'll be 92,000 won total."
Men's were pricey, but women's were cheap relative to quality, so it wasn't as bad as I thought.
Still, living off 50,000 won a day wouldn't cut it.
I paid and stepped outside.
Haa......
Money really is the key to enjoying women freely.
Pondering how to make some cash, I slowly made my way to Cheongdam Hansik House, where I was meeting Hyungjun's mom.
Using Naver Maps, I found Cheongdam Hansik House—it looked like a castle straight out of Europe.
Too grand and luxurious to call a restaurant.
The roof was in that deep gray Romanesque style you'd see in Denmark, and the walls were snow-white.
Outside, the parking lot was packed with world-class luxury sports cars and sedans.
Acer-blue McLaren 720S Spider, red 2020 Lamborghini Huracán Evo........
But the standout was the silver Rolls-Royce Phantom.
First time seeing a sturdy, badass Phantom in person—its aura was unreal.
With all these luxury rides, I was already a bit tense before even entering Cheongdam.
But a man's nothing without his confidence.
-Creak!
I boldly flung open the door to Cheongdam Hansik House.
"Welcome. Do you have a reservation?"
A pretty, feminine-looking guy greeted me kindly, asking about my booking.
Ah, shoulda waited for Hyungjun's mom and come in together.
Places like this, you need the experience.
As I hesitated, the cute male server eyed my clothes and got a bit snooty.
"No reservation, I take it? Our restaurant operates on a membership system for gold members only. If you just popped in out of curiosity from the exterior, I'd recommend a place more suited to you, sir."
My outfit wasn't decked in designer labels—just regular clothes—so he was judging me.
Getting kicked out like this would bruise my pride.
"I have a reservation. Under Son Naeun. Can you check?"
He eyed me again, smiling like a girl.
"Ms. Son Naeun? Sorry, but it's not under your name, is it? Only the member themselves can enter. Please come back next time."
Ah, fuck.
This guy's a real prick.
As I stood there awkwardly, about to leave, the door to Cheongdam Hansik House opened.
And in walked Hyungjun's mom like a savior, dazzling in her beauty.
She looked nothing like when I'd seen her at Hyungjun's house—more like a noblewoman from an ancient aristocratic family, elegant and seductive.
The true nation-toppling beauty!
Beauty enough to bring down kingdoms.
I knew she was gorgeous and sultry, but today, she seemed like a whole different person.
She shone like a diamond.
Her sexy tanned bronze skin paired perfectly with long straight blonde hair.
Mysterious, transparent eyes like emeralds meticulously carved and set.
If Hyungjun's mom flashed even a slight smile with that graceful, seductive face, no man in this gender-reversed world could resist her charms—not a single one.