Gender-Reversed University
Hyungjun that punk always acts all high and mighty on his own, so if I asked about porn or something, he'd just call me trashy and give me a lecture.
The other guys are probably the same—hoarding all the good stuff to jerk off to in secret, the sneaky bastards.
So instead of racking my brain over this crap, it's better to go straight to the girls who seem like they'd watch porn a lot and masturbate frequently.
In short, the basement-dwelling masturbation maniacs who probably aren't popular with guys at all. Getting info from them is quicker and more straightforward.
Seeing how popular Kim Haneul sunbae was in Mass Communication class, there must be plenty of girls into yuri stuff too.
And since I'm a guy, I know exactly how Ha-eun and Si-eun would react right now.
At first, they'd be totally baffled by the sudden question about sex or porn from the purest-looking girl—no, guy—in the department, someone who seems totally uninterested in that stuff...
But soon, they'd feel that sense of kinship.
Oh! Even this pure guy has the same kind of sexual urges as us!
And then...
"Siwon-ah, stuff like that's right up my alley. Damn, you asked the right person. You hit the jackpot."
They'd turn into eager followers dying to show off their expert knowledge on porn to the department's kingka.
In the world I came from originally...
It'd be like the hottest babe in the department, with her pretty face and sexy body, chatting casually about porn without a care—something a plain guy like me could never even dream of closing the gap on!
That distance shrinks.
But reality's walls still exist, so they can't muster the guts to confess, but they can still crush hard.
And boom—they become her devoted fanboy.
In this gender-reversed world, they'd become that guy's follower.
In my original world, we called girls like that—with that carefree personality and looks who toy with ordinary guys' hearts—a flower snake.
But since this is a reversed world...
Probably not flower snake...
Something bolder and more direct.
Cock snake! Yeah, cock snake fits perfectly.
Anyway, Si-eun, now fully turned into my follower, was spitting as she kept talking.
"So the genre you're looking for, Siwon? It's gotta be where the camera focuses on the girl, not the guy, right? The moans are the girl's desperate 'nooo!' not some guy's pathetic pleading. Haa... That's a super rare, high-class niche. Lemme think..."
Si-eun pondered as we climbed the stairs to the student cafeteria, and Ha-eun shyly piped up in a small voice.
"Th-there is one. Otokonoko stuff."
Oh, otokonoko!
This was a genre I hadn't even considered—an absolute extreme one!
Otokonoko.
In my original world, it's a cute-looking guy who cross-dresses to lure in guys.
Then when the guys try to pounce on this cute 'girl'...
The cute guy comes out with, "Surprise! I'm actually a dude!"
And after that...
Ugh...
Don't wanna think about it. Too traumatic.
But in a gender-reversed world, it's a whole different story.
Ha-eun continued softly, her face flushed red.
"A cute girl pretends to be a guy to seduce women.
The women, enslaved by their pussy lust for this 'cute boy,' surround her.
But arrogantly, the one they thought was a cute boy is actually a girl!
The cross-dressing girl with her perverted hobby strips and yells,
'Hahaha! Fooled ya, unnies! I'm actually a girl!
No dick here. Sex is impossible!
Unnies, pull up your panties and go home to masturbate to porn! Ahaha.'
Ha-eun was so into the dramatic scene she even acted it out like a real actress.
True to the saying, the quiet ones are the biggest otakus.
Even Si-eun looked stunned, seeing this side of Ha-eun for the first time.
But once Ha-eun got going, she wasn't stopping.
She kept up the roleplay.
"But actually, the cross-dresser is the one who got duped!
They knew from the start she was a girl.
[Hmph! Do you know how many star balloons we've showered on you while you fooled us!]
[Unnies, all those star balloons you sent? I spent them fucking guys. Nothing left!]
[Is that so? Fine then. Up close, your face is pretty cute anyway. No money? Pay with your body! We're lesbians today too. We'll scissor and dildo-fuck you silly!]
[Unnies! Sp-spare me. I won't do it again.]
[Hmph! Real dicks go limp after one fuck, but you? Cute face, and you won't wilt no matter how many times we rape you! We'll strap on dildos and go wild—till you pass out!]
And then the forced rape play begins..."
Ha-eun recited the porn dialogue flawlessly like she was possessed, then finally noticed our dumbfounded stares, bowed her head, and silently kept walking.
True perverts are the quiet hermits, huh.
But thinking about it, otokonoko in a gender-reversed world isn't a bad pick at all.
Nah, it's pretty much the only option.
The women in men's magazines give off this classy, cool big-sis vibe more than straight-up slutty or sexy.
You can't jerk it to those cover models.
With my face burning like a beet, I said to Ha-eun, who was walking silently ahead.
"Uh, send me the video code on KakaoTalk, Ha-eun-ah. Got it? Sounds kinda hot now that I hear it."
Ha-eun's face lit up.
That I knew it! look.
"Yeah, got it, Siwon-ah. I'll report back every time I find one like that. Trust me."
I get that she wants to help, but...
She doesn't have to go that hard.
Si-eun, who'd been listening, chimed in like she couldn't let Ha-eun have all the fun.
"Siwon-ah, I'm not as expert as Ha-eun, but if I find something matching your tastes, I'll KakaoTalk it right away!"
Having girls hunt porn for me so eagerly feels kinda embarrassing.
Still, hanging with these carefree Ha-eun and Si-eun feels comfy and fun, just like the guy bros back in my original world.
In this reversed world, I'd only been talking to prim-and-proper guy types who acted all ladylike, and it kinda bummed me out.
Ha-eun and Si-eun are like those simple dudebros who simp for girls back home—no distance, no frustration.
Before we knew it, we reached the student cafeteria and grabbed a table.
I jumped up first and told Ha-eun and Si-eun,
"Lunch is on me today, no arguments! You two solved my big dilemma. Got it?"
They nodded eagerly at my forceful tone.
The student cafeteria was the usual—nothing different from last week's menu.
Cheap and close, that's why we eat here.
If it was pricey, no way in hell we'd come.
Jajang rice, kimchi, bean sprout soup, sausage, stir-fried squid.
That kinda lineup.
Still, stir-fried squid's my fave, so it'll do.
With that settled, I grabbed three meal tickets for Ha-eun, Si-eun, and me.
"Aigoo, Siwon student's here. Haven't seen you in the line. Eat up~"
The cafeteria lady even recognizes me?
"Yes, ma'am. Thanks."
"Our Siwon student's so polite."
Dunno how she knows, but she heaps extra stir-fried squid on my tray.
Satisfied with my overflowing plate, I headed back—then spotted a girl eating alone sadly in the corner.
Even from afar, her radiance was unreal.
Red hair, snow-white skin, perfect V-line face.
That tiny face packed perfect eyes, nose, and mouth.
Her big, cat-like eyes sparkled seductively, giving off a mystical vibe.
High nose bridge—not too big, not too small.
Lips a vivid red against her pale skin.
Like a medieval noble lady plucked straight into modern times.
And of course, I knew exactly who she was.
Well, in my original world...
Everyone knew her.
Yoo Seol-hwa—the unrivaled beauty hailed as the most stunning since Hankuk University of Foreign Studies Yongin Campus was founded.
From freshman orientation, she stole every guy's heart.
Truly, the top beauty not just at HUFS Yongin—no, HUFS entire, heck, among all college students nationwide.
The Ice Princess of HUFS, Yoo Seol-hwa.
In my original world, she'd never eat alone like that in the student cafeteria.
Hot senior guys always surrounded her like knights guarding a princess.
Her beauty was that mysterious and overwhelming.
Even I, first time seeing her, was mesmerized—couldn't get her out of my head for days.
But this was weird.
Even in a reversed world, a beauty like Yoo Seol-hwa should have droves of smitten guys around her.
This world's Yoo Seol-hwa was even more otherworldly glamorous than the original—practically inhuman.
Curious as hell what was up, I sat down and asked Si-eun.
The department's info hub should know.
"Si-eun-ah, isn't that Yoo Seol-hwa over there? Why's she eating alone like that?"