Yuna's Perverted Awakening
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I rushed to hit 50 chapters for the Phoenix Festival.
Since this is a new work, not something I wrote in advance.
Writing 3-5 chapters every day for a month has worn me out a bit.
(I'm also serializing an exclusive on NovelX and a Philippines-related novel on Joara...)
Not a full hiatus—just a few days off to stockpile some chapters.
Thank you.
*It'd be great if you hit the recommend button once when leaving comments.
Comments but zero recs... T_T
Who is this blonde beauty?
"Hey! What the hell are you two doing? You're just friends, right? Then why's that girl all over Siwon-ah, acting all cute and clingy like ang ang? This is way too much!"
Lee Yu-bi, who'd been watching me and Yuna from the counter, rolled up her sleeves and marched over.
From Yu-bi's perspective, it must've looked like Yuna was drunk and hitting on me hard.
With no choice, I explained Yuna's misunderstanding by telling her about Hyungjun's condition.
"Yuna-ya, it's a misunderstanding. Total oops. This girl's actually Hyungjun, the one I mentioned earlier. He caught acute TS Disease out of nowhere and turned into a girl. She's fucking pissed about it, so she downed a whole bottle of soju in one go, got totally wasted, and now she's acting like this."
At the mention of Hyungjun having TS Disease, Yuna perked up with interest.
"Whoa, so guys still get TS Disease in this day and age?"
Yu-bi started eyeing Yuna curiously—the girl with flushed cheeks from the booze, huffing and puffing cutely as she snuggled into my arms.
Then, with a jealous look, she turned to me.
"Hey. They say guys who get TS Disease all turn into absolute stunners, and damn, it must be true. It's frustrating, but she's prettier than me? How does a guy from just yesterday turn into a total manga heroine overnight? Insane..."
Hyungjun—Yuna now—let out a cute little "Ahng..." moan from her drunken haze, gazing at Yu-bi with those big cat-like eyes.
Then, emboldened by the alcohol and tossing manners aside, she came on strong to Yu-bi.
"Miss, who might you be? Siwon's friend? You're so pretty. And that body's killer."
Yuna shot up from her seat, wobbling as she extended a pale hand to Yu-bi.
"If you're Siwon's friend, you're my friend too. Let's be friends starting today. Friends, yeah?"
Yu-bi, getting hit on straight-up by this obvious beauty, looked a bit annoyed.
"Excuse me. You seem interested in me, but I like guys. I'm not a lesbian, and that's kinda gross, so could you back off?"
Hearing Yu-bi's sharp shutdown, I thought it over.
Yeah, if this were my original world, it'd be like a girl turning into a pretty boy overnight and coming onto me for sex. Unless you're into BL ass-chasers, her reaction's totally normal.
"Ah, no, really, it's not like that. I just wanna hang out and be close. Why play hard to get? But damn, playing coy makes you even hotter and more appealing."
The beauty Hong Yuna staggered toward Yu-bi.
She looked ready to topple any second.
Yu-bi had no choice but to support her.
With Yu-bi's arm around her, Hong Yuna sat back down and said to me with her flushed face,
"Hey, that's Yu-bi, right? Cute face, but those tits are massive. When she held me up, her huge boobs pressed against mine—fucking intense."
Fuck...
Face like a total idol girl, but talking like a perverted dude.
It's a weird fucking vibe.
And hey, your tits are bigger anyway, Yuna.
But listening to Yuna, something felt off.
This speech pattern from a beauty with massive tits, hitting on girls without a care—it's exactly like Hyungjun from my original world.
The Hyungjun in this world was too prim, wouldn't even talk dirty, made things boring. But this Yuna in front of me felt just like the old one—way easier and more fun to chat with.
"Hey, Yuna-ya. Your behavior and speech suddenly feel different?"
"Huh? Why? Fuck, what, did I get all girly or something?"
I shook my head.
"Nah, the opposite. You're acting super manly now? Just a few days ago, you were spouting crap like 'guys shouldn't chase girls, gotta have integrity' and all that bullshit. Today you're a real man. Even if your looks are pure idol beauty with fucking huge tits."
Only then did Yuna seem to realize she was off her usual script. She clutched her cute head, lost in thought.
Yu-bi, who'd been listening, eyed Yuna creeped-out and scooted closer to me.
Then she whispered in my ear so Yuna wouldn't hear.
"I heard from Dad that TS Disease ramps up your sex drive—even prim guys turn into total sluts like girls."
Ah, got it.
Makes sense in this gender-reversed world where women have way stronger libidos.
Yuna, still clutching her head in confusion, stared blankly at me.
"Ah, no clue. Just... every time I see a pretty girl, my dick—no, my pussy—starts throbbing, body heats up, gets me all excited. Never happened as a guy... Driving me crazy. Ah, wanna watch porn. Fuck."
Back when he was a guy, Hyungjun was kinda sleazy. Now? Fucking endearing.
I loved it.
"Hey, Yuna-ya. Don't get mad at this, but I like you way more than the old guy Hyungjun. Way manlier. C'mon, cheers."
Yuna, her buzz from the one-shot soju settling, grabbed a can of beer with her small hand.
"Yeah, whatever. Let's drink. Yu-bi-ssi, you too."
Yuna, you little shit.
Hitting on anyone, anytime.
Yu-bi eyed her warily and backed away slowly.
"No thanks. I'm working. You two drink. And hey."
Yuna gazed at her cutely with those big cat eyes.
"Yeah?"
Yu-bi, still on guard, spoke sharply.
"Go home nicely after drinking. Even if you were a guy, you're a girl now. Don't let Siwon sweet-talk you into somewhere weird."
"Huh? Weird where?"
Yuna tilted her head cutely, confused. Yu-bi hesitated, blushed, and retreated to the counter.
Yuna grinned at me.
"Hey, see Yu-bi-ssi get all embarrassed? So fucking cute. Ahh, wanna lick those perky huge tits of cute Yu-bi."
Ah, fuck.
That perverted tone, the cheeky word choice.
No doubt—exactly like Hyungjun from my old world.
"Hey, Yu-bi hates girls like you. Just jerk off holding your own huge tits in the mirror, punk."
My old world's trash-talk with Hyungjun slipped out naturally.
"Ah, fuck. Hearing you say that gets me horny for a wank again. Hate to admit it, but damn, even I think I'm fucking sexy, cute, and hot. And these tits? Massive."
Only Hyungjun—or Hong Yuna—would call herself hot like that.
She groped her own huge tits right in front of me without shame, sighed, and said,
"Hey, gotta head home. Too horny to jerk off here. Good drinking. Fuck. I'll text."
A pure, cute idol girl who'd make any guy's jaw drop, fondling her own chest and saying she needs to go home to masturbate.
Fuck, is the world upside down or what?
"Yeah, bye. Let's Katon."
Hong Yuna stood, glanced at Yu-bi as she left the store.
"Yu-bi-ssi. See you next time. Just us two, no Siwon. I'll buy you a big one."
Yu-bi eyed her suspiciously, replied half-heartedly.
"Bye. Pretend I didn't hear that drink talk. Gives me chills just thinking..."
Yuna eyed Yu-bi like savoring a meal, then pushed open the door and left.
Once Yuna was gone, Yu-bi came over to me.
"Siwon-ah, watch out for her, okay?"
I looked at her puzzled, full of questions.
"Huh? Why? Hyungjun—er, Yuna? Nothing to watch out for besides turning girl from TS Disease."
"That's it. Right now, early stage, high sex drive from guy memories makes her chase girls. But give it time, she'll adapt to being a girl... and switch targets to guys. Dad said hot studs vanish around TS girls—they devour them all. Especially you, Siwon. She was coming on strong earlier. How's a guy from yesterday so shameless and aggressive? Be careful. Avoid meeting her alone. Could be trouble. For real."
Hearing Yu-bi, I finally got why she was so wary of Hong Yuna.
I'd already clocked it, but Yu-bi likes me.
She's worried Yuna might steal me.
And honestly, her worry wasn't baseless.
Head knows Yuna was a guy yesterday, but men are visual creatures, weak to temptation.
If a perfect dream girl shoves her cow-like huge tits at you...