Chapter 26
Translator - Zofu
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I stepped out of my house and walked down the street as the evening sunset painted the sky. It wasn't a far distance, but with so many places to visit and so much to carry today, having a car would have been more convenient. Hyun-joon mentioned he'd be enrolling in driving school soon, so I figured I'd sign up too and get my license. A man's got to have a car for the vibe.
On a day like today, if I could roll up in an Audi or Benz with flowers and gifts, it would've been much easier to get Se-kyung into bed. A bit of a letdown. Even when going to hotels, parking in the lot and heading up is way less conspicuous. Truth is, in this day and age, a nice car is essential to seduce pretty women. There's even a saying: you can date a short guy, but not a guy without a car.
Lost in those thoughts, I soon arrived at the accessory store I'd looked up online.
-Jingle!
The glass door chimed with a crisp sound.
"Welcome~"
A male clerk greeted me brightly. He looked to be in his mid-twenties, but what kind of fucking makeup made him so pale... It was disgusting to look at. Want to deck him one. Accessory stores usually have cute female employees... This was another downside of this gender-reversed world—men working in places where women should be.
I glanced around the accessory store and asked, "Hey, don't you have any female employees?"
Men don't give a shit about accessories. What men care about is cars, sneakers, alcohol, game consoles, games. And of course, porn is king. It'd be embarrassing to linger here, so I just wanted to get a quick recommendation from a female employee about a popular necklace and be done with it.
"Ah, female employees? We don't have any, but the owner is here. One moment. Owner~!"
The male clerk called for the owner in a high-pitched, girly voice. Even his voice is feminine. Fuck's sake.
Then, a woman appeared—mid-thirties, pale face, overflowing with sex appeal. Her eyes were fox-like and captivating. In the world I originally came from, she'd have the incredible sex appeal of a room salon manager.
"Hmm? What is it, Mr. Kim?"
"The customer was looking for a female employee. Since our store only has you as the woman..."
"Ah, I see. What do you need a female employee for?"
I scratched my head and spoke casually, lowering my voice to a deep tone to make a good impression. Women fall for a man's voice too, after all.
"Ah, it's my friend's birthday today, so I want to gift her a necklace. Any recommendations? I'm new to accessory stores. Just recommend something that's a bestseller among women these days. Price isn't an issue."
If you look broke, even interested women will drop off. I showed off a bit. The sexy-looking female owner stared at me with intrigued eyes.
"Oh my, is that friend your girlfriend? You must really love her. A man going out to buy birthday gifts himself—you don't see that these days. Your girlfriend must be so lucky. I wish I had a man like that."
I reflexively looked at her sex appeal-filled face and said, "No, not my girlfriend. Just a friend. A friend."
At the words "just a friend," the sexy owner smiled slightly and looked at me with seductive eyes.
"Ah, really? Must be a very close friend. Buying gifts for a female friend. Sorry, I asked too many questions. It's just... you're so manly and good-looking. These days men are all slim and pretty like women... Hehe, please understand. It's been so long since I've seen such an attractive man, I'm all fluttery."
Wait, isn't this the skill men use to lightly approach a woman they're interested in? Should I try flirting back?
"Hey, if a beauty like you shows interest, I'd be happy."
Seeing a sexy miss-style woman, my pickup line bypassed my brain and went straight from my dick to my mouth.
"Oh my, calling someone like me a beauty. You're quite the charmer. How about this? It's our bestseller. Cute, right?"
The sexy-faced owner recommended a gold necklace with a bulldog puppy pendant.
Huh? That seems more suited for men. Well, this is a gender-reversed world, so women wear that stuff too? If it's a bestseller, Se-kyung will probably like it. Men don't overthink when buying accessories.
"This is made of 14k gold. It's different seeing it and wearing it. One moment, let me put it on you."
The sexy-faced owner came around the counter toward me.
-Click-clack!
The sound of her high heels echoed through the store. The sexy-faced owner wore a short pink dress that matched her face perfectly, so short that her voluptuous figure was almost fully exposed. Her cow-like tits, probably D-cup, jiggled. And because of her plump, firm ass, even with white fishnet stockings, it looked like her bottom half had disappeared. Her outfit and sexy face were filled with the intent to seduce every man.
Without doing anything, just looking at her made my dick stand rock hard.
The lewd-eyed accessory store owner approached me with a seductive gaze, stopping right in front of me. Making eye contact with a sultry smile, she unclasped the 14k bulldog pendant necklace and slowly brought it to my neck.
As she got closer, her ample breasts got so close they almost touched my chest.
"Oh my, you're even more handsome up close. And you seem to have a nice body."
Gulp...
I swallowed dry. As expected of a large accessory store owner, she wore expensive perfume. The cool, refreshing scent from her body further stimulated my arousal. She got so close I could feel her faint breath, almost as if embracing me, and started fastening the necklace behind my neck. Her large, voluptuous tits pressed tightly against my chest—a firm yet pleasantly soft sensation. Her red, sexy lips teased my ear.
"This isn't fastening well..."
She whispered right next to my ear. I could see she was acting just to rub her massive tits on my chest. Such an obvious fucking slut. Ugh... I'm so fucking horny. My cock sprang up to full mast. Since I had a fucking huge monster cock, my erect dick reached the sexy accessory owner's panty-covered pussy.
"Ah... ugh!..."
When my huge monster cock poked her panty-covered pussy, the sexy accessory owner let out a slightly erotic moan. Then she slightly lifted her pink dress and looked at my massively erect dick pressing against her panties with greedy eyes. So blatant I felt embarrassed myself.
Then.
"Owner, you have a call from your wife."
A clueless male clerk interrupted us.
Fuck. I was so fucking horny and the mood was perfect. Like a scene from Japanese porn.
"Ah? Okay. Got it. One moment."
The owner looked at me and my monster cock with regretful eyes.
"Don't get the wrong idea. Come to think of it, you're our 109th customer today, so you're the lucky... whatever. I don't know. Anyway, since you've won, please leave your Kakaotalk ID and phone number. This accessory is a gift for our precious 109th customer. Hehe. Don't misunderstand, okay?"
Wait, not the 100th but the 109th customer? This is too blatantly making up an excuse to flirt. And she's a married woman with a husband. Fuck! This...!!!! Is there ever a bad time? A fuckin' delicious-looking premium Hanwoo cow running at me saying "eat me"—I have to eat the carrot. My mouth is watering.
I pulled out my phone and held it out to her.
"Just give me your Kakaotalk ID. No need to beat around the bush. Let's meet when you have time this week. For drinks."
The sexy owner's face flushed. She probably didn't expect me to be so bold and pushy. In the original world I lived in, even if a woman was sexy and approached first, I wouldn't have been this direct. But in this gender-reversed otherworld, I'm overflowing with confidence. Like I've become Kang Dong-woon, the man who could seduce any woman with just a glance.
The sexy accessory store owner licked her red lips with her tongue.
Fuck. She looks desperate to fuck me right now. So fucking sexy.
She came close and whispered in my ear.
"Unlike men these days... you're so confident and bold, honey. Want to meet Thursday night? My husband will be at his parents' house then. We'll drink all night and do other things. You know what I mean, honey?"
She said that and input her Kakaotalk ID into my phone. Her profile pic showed pale skin and fox-like eyes, looking fucking sexy. Fuck. Was she a succubus sucking men's semen in her past life?
I saved her Kakaotalk profile as "Protein Thief Owner."