Chapter 14
Translator - Zofu
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"Hey! Where are you right now?"
Hyun-joon asks where I am, his voice flushed.
Ah, fuck. Seems like he found out I banged his mom.
I'd rather just take a few hits and get it over with.
He wouldn't want to cut ties, would he?
Even though I fucked Hyun-joon's mom because she was too hot, it's hard to find a friend as good as Hyun-joon. Should I just confess that I did it because your mom was too hot?
No way. If I'm that honest, with Hyun-joon's timid personality, he'll definitely freak out and say he'll never see me again. For now, I'll pretend I don't know what's going on.
"Yeah, I'm at home right now."
"Home? Hey. Come get me, quick. Ah, fuck. I'm going crazy. Seriously."
Huh? What?
So he didn't find out.
But why would he ask me to come get him? What's this about now?
Since I feel guilty toward Hyun-joon, I should go right away if he's in trouble.
If I help him out like this, maybe he'll go easier on me later when he finds out I fucked his mom?
I answered right away.
"Where are you?"
"Yeah, I'm in Sillim-dong."
"Where in Sillim-dong? It's not all your house."
Hyun-joon lowered his voice.
"Hey, your mom isn't listening, right? I'm at Romance Motel right now. Hey. Just bring 50,000 won here quick. Ah, fuck. I'm going crazy."
50,000 won?
Ah, why are so many people asking me to lend them money since this morning?
Well, since I'll have a lot to feel sorry for Hyun-joon about in the future, I didn't feel it was a waste at all.
"Yeah, got it. I'll come right now."
"Yeah, hey. Thanks. You're the only one I can count on. I'll wait. Come quick."
I quickly finished eating, grabbed my phone and wallet, and went outside.
Mom followed me out holding a rice paddle.
Afraid I'd get hit again, I quickly protected my back.
"Hey! Where are you going again? In the middle of eating."
"Mom, I'm going to see Hyun-joon. He said he has something urgent, just for a bit."
"No, seriously. Are you dating that kid? You said you slept at his house yesterday too. Seriously, you kids don't study. You hang out every day. You're not going to meet girls, are you? Don't you know purity is important for men?"
"Ah, Mom. What are you saying, that's gross. Anyway, I'm going. I'll be back soon."
I brushed Mom off and caught a taxi.
But Mom has been saying weird things since earlier.
Saying purity is important for men.
If you're a man, shouldn't you naturally meet this woman and that woman when you're young like a real man?
"Taxi!"
-Screech!
The taxi stopped.
Since it was Saturday morning, it was easy to catch a taxi as expected.
"Where to?"
Huh? A thin voice.
Even the taxi driver is an auntie today?
What a strange day.
"Romance Motel in Sillim-dong."
"Huh? A motel?"
The auntie asks again, sounding slightly surprised.
Why?
An adult man can go to a motel.
Ah, maybe it's because I'm going alone without a woman.
Well, that is a bit weird.
"Yes, please hurry."
"Ah, yes......."
-Vroom!
The taxi driver auntie skillfully drove the taxi.
I had a prejudice that women are bad drivers, but now it doesn't seem to be true.
Not all women are like Mrs. Kim just because they're women.
She cruises down the road comfortably like a veteran driver.
As I'm dozing off, the taxi driver auntie keeps annoyingly asking this and that.
"Um, you still look like a young student. How old are you?"
"Me? I'm twenty."
"Ah, I see. No wonder you're so cute. So fresh and green."
The taxi driver auntie's eyes looking at me through the rearview mirror are lecherous.
Is it the look a bald middle-aged man in porn gives when eyeing his prey? A very familiar perverted gaze.
Ah, I feel like I'm being sexually harassed?
"Ah, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying it because you're like a nephew, cute."
"Student, you're handsome and have a good body, so you must be really popular at school. Do you have a girlfriend?"
Ah, why does this auntie keep disgustingly scanning my body and asking weird things?
I answered half-heartedly and vaguely.
I wouldn't mind if she was a pretty, sexy auntie, but I didn't want to talk much with a lecherous auntie who looks like comedian Yoo Jae-suk.
-Screech!
Before I knew it, the taxi arrived at Romance Motel in Sillim-dong.
The auntie suddenly took out her business card and handed it to me.
"Student, contact me sometime when you're bored. I'll buy you a meal. Don't get me wrong."
"It's because you're cute like my nephew. Okay?"
Ugh........
It was a cheap line that seemed like something an old man would use to seduce a young girl.
Not wanting to talk anymore, I answered briefly.
"Ah, yes."
I took the taxi driver auntie's business card, paid the fare, and got out.
And then I immediately crumpled the taxi driver auntie's business card and threw it in the trash.
Ah, today is really weird.
I called Hyun-joon on Kakaotalk.
-Ringtone
"Hello."
Hyun-joon answered.
"Yeah, hey. I'm at Romance Motel now. Come out to the lobby quick."
"Yeah. Got it. I'll be right out."
After waiting a bit in the Romance Motel lobby, Hyun-joon appeared looking haggard.
This bastard must have fucked like crazy yesterday.
Looks like he spilled all his protein, both existent and non-existent.
Wait, but?
Was Hyun-joon always this short?
For some reason, Hyun-joon looked short today.
"Hey, you brought the fifty thousand, right?"
"Ah, seriously. You ask about money the moment you see me? You ruthless bastard. Seriously."
"Okay, you little shit. Okay, so give me the money first. Ah, seriously I'm going crazy because of that fucking bitch Hye-ra."
I took out a yellowish Shin Saimdang from my pocket and handed it to Hyun-joon.
Hyun-joon let out a deep sigh of relief, as if he'd just been saved.
"Here. Pay me back by next week."
"Don't worry, you little shit. You think I'd scam you out of your money?"
Well, true. Hyun-joon's family is rich, so he's not the type to scam money.
Having received the money, Hyun-joon went to the motel entrance and paid for the room.
It's usually prepaid, but it seems they allow post-payment here too.
"Hey! Seriously, I survived thanks to you. Ah, fuck. That bitch Hye-ra just fucked and ran without paying. What kind of fucking woman doesn't pay the motel fee and runs? She's not even a beggar."
Huh? What kind of bullshit is this now?
Isn't it usually the man who pays when you go to a motel?
Since when did Korea become such a fucking great country where women pay for motels?
"Hey, you don't have money? You went to meet a girl without bringing money?"
"What are you talking about? Why would I bring money to meet a girl? Fuck, I thought that bitch Hye-ra would pay, so I just went casually."
"But I guess I was too casual. I didn't even bring my wallet. Fuck. That bitch Hye-ra. She just fed me alcohol trying to fucking use me."
Since when did this bastard become a parasite who mooches off women?
And he's saying Hye-ra tried to use him by feeding him alcohol? Not the other way around?
Ah, whatever.
It's been nothing but weird shit all day.
"Hey, if you didn't bring your wallet, how are you going home?"
Hyun-joon looks at me with pitying eyes.
"Hey, lend me 30,000 won more."
Ah, fuck. Seriously.
I'm giving it because I feel sorry for fucking your mom. Here.
So even if I get caught, you'll just beat me up a few times and end it, Hyun-joon.
I took out 30,000 won from my wallet and pushed it toward Hyun-joon.
"Hey, Si-won, you're really cool today. So manly. Very manly. I'll pay you back next week and buy you a meal too."
Huh? But was Hyun-joon's voice always this high?
In just one day, it seems like the kid got shorter and his voice got higher.
He must have fucked that girl Hye-ra so hard yesterday that his voice is messed up.
That's when my Kakaotalk rang.
-Kakaotalk. You have a Kakaotalk message!
I slowly picked up my phone and checked.
Gasp.
It's a Kakaotalk from Hyun-joon's mother.
I secretly checked my phone so Hyun-joon wouldn't notice.
[Son Na-eun: Si-won. Today was a mistake. Really. Please don't send Kakaotalk messages anymore.]
Hmm........
Please don't send Kakaotalk messages anymore........
In a way, it was one of the responses from Hyun-joon's mother that I'd already anticipated.
But that seductive face, and those firm breasts and ass.
And that tight pussy.
There's no way I'll give up easily.
By the way, Hyun-joon's mother's name is Son Na-eun.
Her name is as sexy and pretty as her face?
Ms. Na-eun......
Ah, it just rolls off the tongue.
"Hey, whose Kakaotalk message is that you're hiding and looking at?"
Hyun-joon comes up next to me and tries to peek at my phone.
"Hey! You little shit. I have women I talk to too. You think you're the only one?"
"What? Si-won, you have a girl? Acting all innocent and pure. You bastard."
"The quiet cat gets on the stove first, as they say."
"Where did you meet her? What kind of girl?"
What did this bastard eat wrong?
Talking about acting innocent to a man.
Anyway, the woman I'm seeing is your mom!
But I can't say that.
Ah, well, this works out perfectly.
I put on a straight face and said to Hyun-joon.
"You know Se-kyung, right? Shin Se-kyung."
"What? Se-kyung? That thug who was a bully when we were in high school?"
"Yeah, her. Se-kyung."
"Wow, fuck. You keep in touch with Se-kyung? I was actually curious about her. What's she doing now?"
"Yeah, Se-kyung works as a fitness instructor at a gym."
Well, actually I just found out this morning too.
So what.
I'll just sell out Se-kyung to get out of this crisis.
With Hyun-joon's personality, he was obviously going to bother me until I told him who I was seeing.
"So are you dating Se-kyung? She didn't have a good reputation at our school. They said she went around meeting this guy and that guy."
"Well, but. It turns out it was all just rumors, apparently."
"Huh? What was rumors?"
"Hey, you're meeting Se-kyung and you don't know that? Everyone thought she was a slut who fucked around every day, hanging out with bullies and thugs at school."
"The kids. But it turns out she was actually really modest, apparently."
"That's not easy for a girl to do."
"There's even a rumor that she's still a virgin."
"Anyway, date her well, you bastard."
Huh? So Se-kyung wasn't promiscuous after all?
I suddenly started liking Se-kyung more.
Of course, Hyun-joon's mother was insanely good, but virgins have their own charm.
While I'm lost in these thoughts, Hyun-joon tapped my shoulder.
"Hey, let's go. Ah shit. I don't feel well so I'm taking a taxi home. Get home safe. Let's rest at home tomorrow and see each other Monday."
"Yeah, okay. Hey. You really. Your voice and everything, you don't look well. Get some rest. Seriously."
"I know. I woke up this morning and my voice is like this. I hope I didn't catch something. Anyway, I'm going. I'll contact you. Taxi!"
Hyun-joon caught a taxi and quickly disappeared.
Sigh........
This is exhausting. I fucked Hyun-joon's mom since dawn, took the subway home, then came all the way to Sillim-dong because of that bastard Hyun-joon.
Ah, whatever.
My body is exhausted to death, but let's take a taxi and worry about money later.
I also caught another taxi.
But this time, ironically, the taxi driver was a woman.
And young and pretty at that.
Ah, fuck.
Well, it's good that the taxi driver is a young, pretty girl.
Today is really weird.
Is this a lucky day? Or an unlucky day?