Chapter 593: 2 Nights 3 Days
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 593: 2 Nights 3 Days
“Tomorrow is a truly, truly precious occasion that only comes around once a year!”
As I shouted this, raising both hands, everyone sitting at the dinner table turned to look at me.
The gaze of six women no longer felt like a burden; instead, it felt like pure love. I suppose this was proof that I had finally become a proper husband.
“Once a year?”
“Is it someone’s birthday?”
Choi I-seo and Oh Yun-ji asked, tilting their heads.
When you hear ‘once a year,’ it’s only natural to think of a birthday. If I were the one listening, I would have thought the same.
“Ah?! Is it our wedding anniversary?”
“Wait, do we even have a wedding anniversary yet?”
Seo Ye-rin and Yoo Ah-rin joined in the guessing game. Then, Yoo Ah-rin suddenly remembered something and asked.
“Hey, Kim Woo-jin. Speaking of which, when are we doing our wedding shoot? You said we were going to.”
At Yoo Ah-rin’s words, the other girls’ eyes lit up with interest. It had been quite a while since the topic first came up, and they seemed frustrated by the lack of news.
“...Myung Je-il said we should schedule it for whenever he’s free.”
“Why are we adjusting to his schedule? Can’t we just hire anyone?”
Yoo Ah-rin had a point. Usually, shouldn't the photographer adjust to the bride and groom? I wouldn't know, since this was my first time taking wedding photos.
“Who does he think he is, making us wait? Just get someone else to take them.”
A few others agreed with Ah-rin, but not everyone.
“Mmph-mmph-mmph!”
“Finish chewing before you talk, Choi Jin-ah.”
Gulp.
“Phew! Famous photographers take forever to book! They’re not famous for nothing, you know?! If we’re going to do it, we have to do it right with the best person!”
It was rare, but for once, I took Choi Jin-ah’s side.
“She’s right. Since it’s your wedding photos, I want to make sure the best person takes them. And honestly, we’ve waited so long already that it would be a waste to give up now.”
Myung Je-il had done a great job when he took photos for us before. I was satisfied then, so I wanted the wedding shoot to be just as perfect for the girls.
“Myung Je-il’s been a bit busy lately, but he said he’d contact me as soon as he has an opening.”
“He’s getting paid for this, yet he’s acting like such a diva,” Yoo Ah-rin grumbled.
It seemed she was really looking forward to the wedding photos. I wanted to get them done as soon as possible, too...
“So? Didn't we get sidetracked from what you were saying?”
Senior Ju-hee steered the conversation back, using her hand to stop Choi Jin-ah from reaching for a second bowl of rice.
“Ah, right.”
I almost forgot for a second.
“Now then, the head of the household will give a special, grand prize to whoever guesses what tomorrow is.”
I returned to the topic. I had come up with this quiz to foster a harmonious family atmosphere, but...
“Yawn, are the kids already asleep?”
“Yeah, they went down early today.”
“Ah... they’re going to wake up at dawn then. Who’s sleeping in the kids' room tonight?”
“Ye-rin.”
Yoo Ah-rin and Choi I-seo were already busy talking about the children.
“Jin-ah, tsk. I told you to stop eating. Didn't you say you ate a ton of spicy stir-fried pork and ice cream when you went out the other day?”
“B-but, Unni...”
“If you’re going to be like this, why do you keep coming to me and begging me to help you diet?”
“T-that’s not it, Unni...”
Choi Jin-ah hung her head under Senior Ju-hee’s interrogation, but her eyes were darting around, looking for an escape.
“Yun-ji, I saw your broadcast the other day. You guys use really expensive keyboards.”
“Hmm? We buy our streamers whatever equipment they want. These days, you have to use good keyboards and mice so your wrists and fingers don't hurt.”
“...Then, when you’re buying company supplies, can’t you get one for me too?”
“Do you honestly think that makes sense?”
Seo Ye-rin was shamelessly cozying up to Oh Yun-ji, suggesting they embezzle Star Studio supplies.
“No?!”
“Of course not. Besides, you’ve made plenty of money from your acting jobs.”
“I was just asking since you were already buying them. Or, I can give you the money if you’ll just order it with yours. International shipping is so slow.”
“That... is possible.”
“Yay!”
While it was good they reached a compromise, I couldn't help but feel a bit slighted.
“Where on earth has the authority of the head of the household gone?”
No matter how hard I looked, my authority had long since vanished.
Yoo Ah-rin looked at me, resting her chin on her hand.
“Seriously, just tell us already. It’s not an anniversary, and it’s not a birthday. So what is it?”
“Come on, I was trying to make it an event. Can’t you guys show a little anticipation?”
It wasn't just any event; it was a major one. I didn't want to reveal it so easily.
“Sigh, fine. We’re listening.”
“If it’s nothing special, you’re dead.”
Choi I-seo and Yoo Ah-rin sighed and looked at me.
“W-Woo-jin has something to say! Listen to him, Unni!”
“...”
Choi Jin-ah skillfully used me as an excuse to escape Senior Ju-hee’s piercing gaze.
“I know! It’s the day Woo-jin decided to spend an extra special night with us!”
“He said to guess what tomorrow is.”
“If Woo-jin starts now, he’ll go until tomorrow anyway, so it counts.”
“...Are you a genius?”
Seo Ye-rin and Oh Yun-ji didn't seem to take it seriously, but they were at least listening now.
“I guess no one’s going to get it right.”
Just as I was about to act disappointed, it felt like they were ready to start throwing stones.
“Ugh, stop dragging it out!”
“Just tell us, Woo-jin. I need to go do the dishes.”
“H-hurry up and say it!”
“Is something happening?”
“I’m telling you, he just wants to have sex!”
“Are you a genius?”
“Sigh... Tomorrow is—!”
The day that comes only once a year—!
“The day I go to Reserve Forces training.”
The atmosphere instantly turned cold, as if a bucket of ice water had been dumped over the room.
I continued.
“I have to leave tomorrow, so help me find my combat uniform. And where are my combat boots?”
“...I washed them and put them in the closet. The boots should be in the shoe rack,” Choi I-seo said blankly.
While everyone else was stunned, Seo Ye-rin asked urgently.
“W-Woo-jin. Don't tell me it’s like last time—”
“It’s for 2 nights and 3 days.”
“To the bedroom, now! I’m getting three days’ worth tonight!”
Seo Ye-rin immediately grabbed me and started dragging me away.
“Are you a genius?!”
And Oh Yun-ji was right behind her.
* * *
“Ugh, those bastards.”
Look at them talking shit in the group chat just because they already finished their training earlier this year. I turned off my phone, not wanting to see any more.
The combat uniform—the military uniform—I hadn't worn in a while wasn't as tight as I expected.
‘At least I haven't gained that much weight. Thank god.’
I’d put on a little bit of weight, but it wasn't a drastic change from before.
Relieved, I finished dressing and walked out to find everyone waiting in the living room.
“Ah, Choi I-seo. Why are you wearing that?”
“Huh? Me?”
Choi I-seo looked flustered at being singled out.
“A tank top and hot pants... You’re literally making me hard right now.”
“...I didn't do it on purpose.”
Embarrassed, Choi I-seo hid behind Seo Ye-rin. Seo Ye-rin was smiling contentedly, having thoroughly enjoyed herself last night.
“Woo-jin, have a safe trip! Come back soon! If they offer early dismissal, come home right away!”
“I heard they don't really do early dismissals much these days,” Oh Yun-ji chimed in, crossing her arms. Her face was glowing, a clear sign of how satisfied she was from last night.
“Hurry back. And don't get hurt.”
“Woo-jin, do you want some chocolate bars?”
“I won't get hurt. Don't worry. And they actually give you pretty good food there.”
I could go to the PX, so it would be fine.
Senior Ju-hee was already standing by the front door, car keys in hand. She had offered to drive me to the base and pick me up when I was discharged.
“I wish I could go onto the base and stay with you...”
“...”
“Do you think they’d let me in if I told them I was your bodyguard?”
“Of course not.”
“I was just saying.”
Senior Ju-hee shrugged.
I wanted to take Senior Ju-hee with me, too. If they said there was no room, I just wanted to share a bunk with her and hold her tight.
“Well then, before I go... it’s time for hugs.”
When I held out my arms, Seo Ye-rin tilted her head.
“Woo-jin, are you going to cum already?”
“...”
“Just because you’re about to leave!”
“Ye-rin, that’s really not fun—”
“Yu-na Punch!”
Seo Ye-rin dove into my arms. I don't know why she called it a punch when she was headbutting me, and she’s Seo Ye-rin, not Yu-na, but I hugged her anyway.
“Woo-jin, you really can’t get hurt, okay? And you have to come back fast! And don't you dare fall for anyone else there!”
“...I told you, I won't get hurt. And falling for someone there is impossible.”
It’s a place where a bunch of guys sit around for 2 nights and 3 days saying “fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck” the whole time. How could I possibly fall for anyone?
“Come home immediately! Got it?! I’m already waiting for you!”
“...I’m still right here.”
“Ugh, Seo Ye-rin, move it.”
Looking past Seo Ye-rin, who was still hugging me, I saw that a line had already formed.
Seo Ye-rin rubbed her face against my chest one last time before stepping aside, and Yoo Ah-rin aggressively pushed her way in, practically hanging off me.
“I’m small, so maybe no one would notice if I hid in your bag?”
“That’s a creative suggestion.”
“Heh, does it turn you on?”
“So fucking much. It’s crazy.”
“You brat, stay turned on for the next 2 nights and 3 days. Then come home and let it all out.”
Yoo Ah-rin kissed my cheek and hopped down with a grin.
After sharing brief goodbyes with the rest of the girls...
“Sigh, dammit. When will you finally let me go, my motherland?”
Do you still need me?
Kim Woo-jin, the absolute GOAT.
I left the house to begin my 2-night, 3-day journey.