Chapter 591: Park Walk
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 591: Park Walk
“Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!”
“…….”
“Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!”
“…….”
“Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!”
Following Choi I-seo’s suggestion, we ended up at the park.
Bringing the stroller so the kids could get some fresh air was definitely the right call.
“Rat-tat-tat-tat!”
The kids were giggling, clearly loving it. Looking at other parents these days, many seem to take the easy route by shoving a smartphone in their kids' hands from a young age.
However, since Choi I-seo was a hardliner who believed children should never use smartphones early on, I suggested we do these outdoor activities more often.
“Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!”
Perhaps because it was a weekday afternoon, the spacious park was fairly empty.
I only saw a few elderly folks out for a stroll, a random slacker staring blankly at the sky lost in thought, and some hardworking street sweepers.
“Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!”
“Ugh! You’re getting spit on me!”
Yoo Ah-rin finally snapped at Seo Ye-rin, who had been making machine-gun noises right next to her.
Ye-rin was currently playing with a bubble gun—the kind that pours out a massive stream of bubbles when you pull the trigger.
“Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!”
“Ah, seriously!”
“Eat some Toowoomba pasta—gaah!”
Ye-rin turned the muzzle toward Yoo Ah-rin and let loose.
Not only Ah-rin, but Choi Jin-ah, who was standing nearby, got caught in the bubble terror and scrambled away.
“Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!”
“I told you to stop!”
“Kyaaaaah!”
Ye-rin chased after the fleeing Yoo Ah-rin and Choi Jin-ah.
“Phew, they sure know how to have fun.”
Choi I-seo pushed the stroller and sidled up next to me.
It was a single stroller—well, a triple stroller for the triplets that we’d ordered from overseas, which made our walks much more manageable.
“What would we have done if we hadn't brought them out? Right?”
I-seo smiled, seeking my agreement, but I was lost in thought as I watched the drifting remnants of the bubbles.
‘Ah, I should’ve bought one for myself.’
It looked fun as hell, honestly.
“Blegh! Ack! It got in my mouth! It tastes like soap, blegh!”
Because she’d been firing while running forward, Ye-rin ended up running straight into her own cloud of bubbles. She coughed and sputtered in distress.
Giggle!
Bah-bah!
The sound of the children’s laughter leaked out from the stroller.
I wondered if they enjoyed seeing their mothers playing like that.
Or if they just thought it was ridiculous… I suppose I won’t know until they’re old enough to actually talk to me.
“Choi Jin-ah! Snatch it from her!”
“R-Roger!”
Yoo Ah-rin and Choi Jin-ah pivoted and lunged at the sputtering Seo Ye-rin.
Ultimately, having lost her bubble gun, Ye-rin came scurrying behind my back.
“Woo-jina! Ah-rin is bullying me.”
“Bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-beem.”
It was a machine gun earlier, but now she was making laser sounds.
If there was one thing Seo Ye-rin overlooked, it was that our Ah-rin treats her husband like the earth.
As in, something she keeps under her feet.
“Bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-beem.”
“Ack!? Why is the output on this thing so strong?!”
“Pffft! Cough!”
“Gah! Yoo Ah-rin!”
In the end, both Ye-rin behind me and Choi I-seo beside me got blasted.
The kids in the stroller, thanks to their canopy, were delighted by the sight of the bubble rain falling in front of them.
“Bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-beem.”
“Hmm, should we have bibimbap for lunch?”
Choi Jin-ah muttered from behind Yoo Ah-rin.
I wanted to glare at her for the nonsense, but I had no choice but to keep my head down because of the bubbles.
“Bee-bee-bee-bee—oh, what. I’m out of bubbles.”
It hadn't even been ten minutes, and she’d already exhausted the solution.
I really wanted to try it too. What a damn shame.
“If you’re done, hand it over. I’ll put it in the stroller.”
“Oh, thanks.”
Choi I-seo held out her hand for the bubble gun.
When Ah-rin handed it over without much thought, I-seo pulled another bottle of bubble solution from the stroller’s back pocket and loaded it.
“Ah, Choi I-seo!”
“Kyaak!”
Thanks to I-seo’s bubble show, Yoo Ah-rin and Choi Jin-ah were repelled.
‘But at this point, that’s not a gun, it’s a Gatling.’
I wondered if modern technology should even be allowed to produce this many bubbles at once.
“Whew.”
Choi I-seo looked satisfied with her clean revenge. She even blew on the muzzle at the end for dramatic effect.
After stowing the bubble gun, we resumed our walk through the park.
“Hey, Kim Woo-jin. Rock-paper-scissors? Loser gives the winner a piggyback ride once around the basketball court. Deal?”
Of course, just walking peacefully was out of the question.
Whenever we were together, it was impossible to maintain a mood of quiet reflection or enjoy the scenery.
“……Can you even carry me?”
“Piece of cake.”
Look at this confidence.
Who am I? I am Kim Woo-jin, a man who never backs down from a challenge.
“Bring it on.”
We immediately started the game.
“Rock, paper, scissors!”
I threw paper; Yoo Ah-rin threw rock.
“Ah, dammit.”
“I knew it. I knew Yoo Ah-rin would throw rock because she thinks ‘real men throw rock.’”
“……Isn't that phrasing a bit weird?”
Choi Jin-ah asked, looking bewildered, but Yoo Ah-rin just grumbled about being read.
“Ugh, seriously. You saw right through me, Kim Woo-jin.”
“It was obvious. Too easy. I’ve basically mastered Yoo Ah-rin, haven't I?”
“Fine, hurry up and get on. We’re doing it again when I get back.”
Ah-rin turned her back to me and bent her waist slightly.
Standing behind her, I reflexively pressed my crotch against her butt.
Thwack.
“……What are you doing?”
“Oh, sorry. Force of habit.”
It was a side effect of our usual doggy-style sessions.
“Pffft-hahahaha!”
The reactions were great, though.
Seo Ye-rin clutched her stomach and laughed so hard she looked like she might collapse.
“Sigh, Woo-jin.”
Choi I-seo let out her usual sigh. Her eyes were reproachful, as if asking if I really had to do that in front of the kids, but she let out a small laugh, acknowledging it was very ‘me.’
“Whoa…….”
Choi Jin-ah, on the other hand, looked impressed. She had an expression of pure wonder, marveling at how I could even think of something like that in this situation.
“I said get on!”
“Ah-rin, should we just do it at home later?”
“I heard you, so just get on. It’s your turn next, so look forward to it.”
“Yay.”
I happily and carefully climbed onto Yoo Ah-rin’s back.
“Ugh, did this jerk gain weight?”
Ah-rin frowned the moment she lifted me.
“I’m cutting. I did gain a little, though.”
“Cutting, my ass. You’re the one who ate ramyeon and a hot bar at the PC Bang yesterday. Don’t give me that cutting crap.”
“…….”
Well, she wasn't wrong.
Anyway, Ah-rin grumbled and tried to move forward, but—
“Ah-rin, want to make a deal if it’s too hard?”
“What deal?”
“When we do it later, how about you stay on top and do all the work?”
“……Deal.”
Ah-rin promptly set me back down. And just like that, our bet reached a dramatic compromise.
“Woo-jina! Rock-paper-scissors with me too!”
Seo Ye-rin immediately jumped in, wanting to play.
Having seen the provocative stakes, I knew she’d want a piece of the action.
“Uh, no. You did it yesterday.”
Yoo Ah-rin immediately blocked her. It seemed she wasn't happy about Ye-rin, who had spent all of last night with me, intruding on today’s turn.
“Is yesterday the same as today?!”
But such logic didn't work on our Sex Master.
Just because she spammed yesterday didn't mean she wouldn't spam today.
“Hey, Kim Woo-jin. Say it straight. Who are you going to do it with?”
“Woo-jina!”
Both of them stared at me.
In times like this, a husband has to make a wise decision to prevent a riot.
“Rock, paper—”
Whack!
Yoo Ah-rin kicked me in the shin, shutting me up.
Even I felt my response was a bit irresponsible, and it seemed they felt the same.
“Ahem. Ye-rin, you had your turn yesterday, so let’s let her have today.”
“Che!”
When I said that, Ye-rin sidled up to me, grabbed my wrist, and placed my hand on her breast.
Squish.
“Say that again.”
My hand moved regardless of my will. I wondered how they could be so plump.
“…….”
As I hesitated for a moment, Yoo Ah-rin stepped up beside me, her eyes blazing.
“Husband, don't make me use foul language.”
“……Ye-rin, still, what’s not allowed is not allowed.”
“Tch!”
Ye-rin clicked her tongue in disappointment when her breast appeal failed.
Yoo Ah-rin finally nodded with a satisfied smile.
“Hah, this guy. Why does he have to be so difficult? He should just nod the moment I ask.”
As she walked ahead triumphantly, Seo Ye-rin leaned in close to me and whispered.
“How long does it take to wreck Ah-rin?”
“…….”
“You can do it.”
She made a circle with one hand and poked her finger through it rapidly.
“Destroy her.”
“Ye-rin……”
Choi I-seo, who had been listening from behind, finally intervened. She sighed as she looked at Ye-rin, but Ye-rin just shrugged.
“I can't help it! It’s Woo-jini’s fault!”
“What did I do wrong?”
“If Woo-jini had two dicks, there wouldn't be a problem, but he only has one!”
“……I think you should blame God for that, not me.”
“Hehehe!”
Ye-rin giggled and followed after Yoo Ah-rin, clearly amused.
“Ah-rin! Can’t I join in when you’re taking a break?”
“Ugh, get lost! You did it yesterday!”
“You’re a total scrub anyway, so you’ll get tapped out in no time!”
“What kind of nonsense is that? I’m a married woman. Don’t you know the rich techniques of a wife?”
“Can I watch?”
“Go ahead. I’ll show you. I’m going to keep going until Kim Woo-jin begs for mercy.”
“Ah-rin, you know that’s a total defeat flag, right?”
“…….”
“I can already see the future. ‘Ah! U-Woo-jin! I’m sorry! Stop—!’”
“Hey!”
“Hehehehe!”