Chapter 586: Talk
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 586: Talk
“Ahem, ahem.”
“Ah.”
At our sudden appearance, the heavy atmosphere of the act in progress came to a screeching halt.
Ahn Hyun-ho and Lee Gyu-a froze in place, looking awkward and unsure of what to do as they glanced between us.
“Ugh, I’ve seen things I can’t unsee. Someone, please stab my eyes out.”
Since Seo Ye-rin actually looked like she was going to do it, I immediately pulled back.
Anyway, I knew exactly what was going on the moment I saw them. They’d probably been fighting, made up, and things naturally progressed to that point.
“This isn’t where you guys are sleeping. Go do it at the mountain villa.”
“...Are you really being that petty?”
I knew my words might sound petty, but I couldn't help it.
‘I’m about to do it with the girls here. Knowing those two are doing it in another room would totally kill the mood.’
It wasn’t just a mood killer. It was disgusting enough to make my dick go limp. So, I really wanted them to just go somewhere else.
As for the other idiots, if they succeeded in their pursuits, they’d find their own spots; if they failed, they’d head to the villa. But that wasn't my concern.
Regardless, they couldn't do it here.
“....”
“....”
“....”
The fact that the other three were silently agreeing with me was proof enough. Normally, they might have scolded me for being too harsh or suggested we all just stay together.
But today was different. Today was a day we all wanted to get down to business.
“Wow, seriously, so stingy.”
“You’re being too much.”
Ahn Hyun-ho and Lee Gyu-a grumbled as they headed out. Going to that mountain villa would surely be scary enough to make his junk shrivel up.
I watched them leave, then turned around on a whim.
“Wait a sec, guys.”
The two of them looked flustered when I suddenly shook off the three girls and followed them.
I glanced back at the girls inside and whispered to the pair.
“By any chance, do you have a condom?”
“....”
“....”
The two of them looked at me with expressions of utter disbelief. But this was actually quite important.
Having already gotten someone pregnant once, I’d learned just how systematic and planned having a child needs to be. I love being with the kids, but we aren't ready for a second one just yet.
“I’m not giving you one.”
“We don’t even have enough for ourselves.”
“Don’t lie. Hyun-ho, you’re a one-and-done kind of guy anyway.”
“Bullshit!”
“Look at this guy getting all worked up. They say if you get worked up, it’s because it’s true.”
“It’s not.”
“Look at him pretending it’s not. They say if you pretend it’s not, it’s because it’s true.”
“....”
“....”
“Look at the silence. They say if there’s no answer, it’s because it’s true.”
“You son of a bitch...”
No matter how they reacted, I would have twisted it to mean I was right. Anyway, I didn't even know if they had any, but seeing how much they didn't want to give me one, I let out a sigh.
Forget it. They’re never giving me one. If that’s the case, I might as well talk some more shit.
“Never mind, forget it. It’d be useless even if you gave it to me. It’d be too small for Hyun-ho’s size anyway.”
“You motherfucker!”
“Ugh! You guys, stop it! You’re fighting so dirty!”
“No, Gyu-a! He’s the one picking a fight out of nowhere!”
“Classic Hyun-ho, getting triggered by the truth.”
I chuckled and teased him before ducking back into the pension building. I could hear Ahn Hyun-ho’s fierce cursing behind me, but I just pretended not to hear.
Inside, the three girls were waiting for me.
“Woo-jin, let’s go to this room!”
Seo Ye-rin pointed to the largest room. There was a single double bed sitting there. It would be a bit cramped for the four of us, but not impossible.
“Who wants to go first?”
As I sat on the edge of the bed and asked playfully, the three of them looked at each other.
“I want to go first!”
Seo Ye-rin raised her hand with a bright smile.
“...Do you have to say it like that, Woo-jin?”
Choi I-seo didn't seem to like my tone, which sounded like I was the one in the position of power.
“This little shit is being annoying right from the start!”
Yoo Ah-rin went as far as lunging at me like a wrestler, tackling me.
“Oof!”
As I fell back onto the bed, Yoo Ah-rin immediately started stripping my clothes off.
“You’re dead.”
“Whoa! Look at Ah-rin naturally starting first!”
“Ah-rin, we should still decide on an order.”
“...Shit, I got caught.”
So she really was trying to pull a fast one.
I looked up at Yoo Ah-rin in admiration as she tried to take advantage of the flow. She stared down at me for a moment before giving me a quick peck.
“Man, why are you so cute?”
“Kyu-ing?”
“Fuck.”
She immediately smacked me once and went back to stripping my clothes. It seemed Yoo Ah-rin had decided to just start, regardless of the order.
“Wow! Yoo Ah-rin is so unfair!”
Seo Ye-rin quickly hopped over, grabbed my chin, and turned my face toward her.
While my clothes were being peeled off, the sight of Seo Ye-rin kissing me from the side had become a somewhat familiar scene.
“Hey, I’m trying to get his shirt off! Take your mouth off for a second!”
“Mmph! Woo-jini tastes like alcohol.”
“Good grief.”
Feeling hands near my waist, it seemed Choi I-seo was taking off my pants. Every time this happened, I wondered if this was how kings of old felt.
“Hey, Kim Woo-jin. Be honest with me.”
“About what?”
Yoo Ah-rin, who had stripped off my T-shirt, asked while straddling me.
“Don’t you ever get a reality check in moments like this? You’re basically being eaten alive by multiple women.”
“...?”
A reality check?
“It’s always fresh and thrilling. Isn't this what a pool of wine and forest of meat is all about?”
“Wow, that’s fascinating. Honestly, if multiple guys approached me like this, I think I’d feel like shit.”
“Hmm, really?”
Are women just different? Or is it just that Yoo Ah-rin is that type?
“Don’t reverse harems trend too, Ye-rin?”
“Mmph?”
Seo Ye-rin, who was sucking on my finger, glanced our way and answered.
“But whether it’s a guy or a girl, doing it with multiple people is basically a gang ba—”
I just shoved my finger deeper into Seo Ye-rin’s mouth. She started sucking on it again, her tongue movements quite erotic.
“In a reverse harem, is it one woman and multiple men?”
“Well, yeah?”
“What on earth are you guys talking about?”
Choi I-seo, sitting on the opposite side of Seo Ye-rin, sighed and chimed in. We were supposed to be heading toward sex, but suddenly this random conversation was breaking out.
“No, wait. Is that even possible in modern society?”
“....”
I kept my mouth shut at Yoo Ah-rin’s question.
What kind of nonsense was she talking while straddling a man who currently had six women in modern society?
But the answer came from Choi I-seo.
“I heard reverse harems usually appear in Romance Fantasy, not modern settings.”
“...How do you know that?”
“Well, since our situation is a bit unique, I looked into that kind of stuff before.”
At Choi I-seo’s answer, the three of us stared at her simultaneously.
I wondered if she had some kind of condition. Like a disease where she breaks out in hives if she isn't constantly accumulating knowledge.
“But in the end, it was all just fiction. It didn't really help our situation, so I gave up. There were things like nobles and stuff.”
‘People read novels for fun, so why is she trying to apply them to our real life?’
I shook my head at the sight of Choi I-seo treating even romance novels like a textbook.
But Yoo Ah-rin seemed to have another question.
“Hey, but then. In those times, if multiple men were all over one woman, how did they know whose kid it was when she gave birth?”
“You seriously have so many questions. Isn't this the kind of thing you talk about during pillow talk after sex?!”
“I’m just curious, what do you want me to do?”
Yoo Ah-rin looked aggrieved.
Choi I-seo listened and nodded along.
“...It is a valid question, though. It would’ve been hard to do DNA tests back then like we do now.”
“Right? Hey, in our case, there’s only Kim Woo-jin, so it’s just Kim Woo-jin Junior. But if it’s one woman and multiple men, what is it? Russian Roulette?”
“That is so vulgar.”
At that, Yoo Ah-rin shifted her body slightly and grabbed my junk with her hand.
“Vulgar, my ass. Your dick is the most vulgar thing here.”
“Chuuup! Hee-hee! Woo-jini’s dick is definitely Ultimate-level vulgar!”
“I’m a college student, though.”
“Super University-level vulgar!”
That didn't exactly feel like a compliment.
Anyway, the strange conversation finally came to an end. Yoo Ah-rin started fiddling around, bringing the mood back.
“Ah, finally starting.”
When I spoke as if I’d been waiting, Yoo Ah-rin gave a smirk.
“I was just teasing you. This is a married woman’s skill.”
I really wondered who would ever see these girls as married women.
“Ah-rin! Hurry up! I’m gonna swallow Woo-jini’s finger at this rate!”
“Yeah, honestly, if it were me, I would’ve finished already.”
“That’s, ugh, because you’re a premature ejaculator, Choi I-seo.”
Just as Yoo Ah-rin was getting into position and about to slowly insert—
“Shenjingbing!”
A woman’s scream erupted from outside.
“Shabi!”
What was that?
One thing was for sure: it was Chinese. And there was only one person in our group who would be using Chinese.
“Is that couple over there fighting?”
When I glanced toward the door and asked, everyone fell silent. To us, the exciting situation of the couple next door fighting was already more important than sex.
The moment the two of them started shouting at each other—
“Ah, wait a minute!”
A flustered Choi I-seo jumped up.
Waaaaah!
Uwaaaaaah!
At the sound of the couple fighting next door, our children, who had been put to sleep in a separate room, woke up.