Chapter 572: My Name is Woo-jin, the Administrator
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 572: My Name is Woo-jin, the Administrator
“……What should I call it?”
As I muttered those words upon entering the Sex Room, the three of them turned to look at me.
“Call what?”
“Sigh, are you really going through with this?”
“I never thought I’d live to see the day I’d be competing over breast milk.”
I naturally ignored the two muttering in the back and continued my conversation with Seo Ye-rin.
“Oh, that. I did something similar to this a long time ago. I gave it a name back then, too—.”
The two of them stared at me, startled by my words.
“You’ve done something like this before?!”
“You crazy bastard?! Is that why you say such weird things so casually?!”
“No, I said it was similar. And we didn't actually do it.”
They were shocked that I was already an "experienced" party. However, we had only intended to do it; we never actually went through with it.
“It was called the World's Best Penis Contest. I tried to do it with some idiots back in the day, but it fell through.”
“World's Best Penis Contest?”
“Yeah. The 'Cheon-je-kko'.”
“Sigh.”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake.”
Choi I-seo and Yoo Ah-rin turned their heads away as if they had heard something that should never be uttered in a lifetime.
Indeed, there are a few things in this world that should never be known to the public, and in my opinion, the World's Best Penis Contest is one of them.
“No, back then we were just joking around. And honestly, I was just joking this time, too.”
Now that the situation had actually come to this, I was honestly a bit flustered myself. To think a second 'Cheon-je-kko' incident would break out like this.
‘It feels like we were just joking with each other, and suddenly it became serious.’
As we each kept crossing the line one step at a time, we somehow ended up here.
Anyway.
Since we were here, shouldn't we do it?
Unfortunately, unlike the World's Best Penis Contest, there seemed to be no chance of this being canceled.
“Don't bother naming it. Just get it over with.”
Choi I-seo, now resigned, let out a sigh. She seemed to have forgotten the enthusiasm she had while eating that grain yogurt earlier.
The reason the girls were accepting this so easily was actually quite simple. I had already sucked on their breasts several times while having sex.
“Fine, I’ll be quick.”
I had to get to school anyway.
When I locked eyes with Seo Ye-rin, who was at the very front, she stared up at me for a moment before suddenly turning her head, her face flushing red.
“Pffft! No, this is… more embarrassing than I thought.”
It was rare for Seo Ye-rin to feel shy.
But standing in front of them like this, I also started wondering if I really had to do this. When we were having sex, I just did it like usual without thinking, but starting this with a different intention felt strange. I even felt a slight sense of self-loathing.
“Ah, whatever. I don't care anymore.”
I immediately dove under Seo Ye-rin’s shirt. If I’m going to do it, let’s just do it and get it over with.
“Ah?! Woo-jin!”
The white T-shirt was baggier than expected, and as I saw earlier, Seo Ye-rin wasn't wearing any underwear, so it wasn't difficult.
“Haa…! Why are you using your tongue?!”
I heard Seo Ye-rin’s sly laughter along with a suggestive moan.
Emerging from the shirt, I awkwardly cleared my throat and wiped my mouth.
“I really want to kill him.”
“Fuck.”
Choi I-seo and Yoo Ah-rin looked at me simultaneously with expressions of utter disbelief.
But since I had started, I had to see it through to the end, right?
As I approached Choi I-seo, she lifted her shirt, looking embarrassed.
“I’ve been sweating.”
I didn't say something mean like, "It'll be a bit salty then." If I had, I would’ve been beaten up so badly I wouldn't have been able to go to school today.
Choi I-seo’s turn also went by quickly. Thanks to her sports bra, her underwear wasn't much of a hindrance.
“Ah?! Why, why did you bite?!”
A faint scream escaped her.
I nodded like some sort of sommelier, muttered an “Hmm,” and slowly backed away.
Glancing at Yoo Ah-rin, I saw she had already unfastened her underwear.
“Dammit, if you give me last place after I went this far, I’ll kill you.”
“Whoa! Look at Ah-rin threatening the judge!”
“Ah-rin, the judging must be fair.”
“Look at these two talking shit the moment they’re done.”
I approached Ah-rin.
As expected, she was the most petite.
That wasn't a bad thing. In a way, I thought that perhaps the greatest breasts were actually these.
According to the Bible, the first human began with Adam. From his rib, Eve was created, and by bearing children, humanity flourished.
It was ironic. The word 'Adam-hada' (petite) felt like it had a double meaning. It wasn't just about being 'small.'
Whether it was a B-cup, C-cup, or D-cup.
In the end, before they grew that large, they all must have passed through this stage. Couldn't this be considered the origin of all breasts?
Adam-hada.
From now on, I decided to regard Ah-rin’s petite breasts as great. Weren't they the 'Adam-ic' breasts, the source?
“You son of a bitch, are you sightseeing? What are you staring at?”
Whack!
Yoo Ah-rin immediately smacked the back of my head.
Embarrassed, I quickly moved my mouth toward her chest.
“Aaack?! You crazy! That hurts!”
That was revenge.
I pulled back as if running away, while Yoo Ah-rin huffed and puffed as she fixed her clothes.
And so, the tasting session came to an end.
The three of them stared at me simultaneously.
Faced with their gazes demanding a result, I remained silent for a moment before speaking honestly.
“They all taste bland, though?”
“…….”
“…….”
“…….”
I considered saying that Seoul Milk was the overwhelming winner, but I held back. I, too, had grown as a person.
I didn't cross that line, and it was the moment it was proven that our actions had absolutely no meaning whatsoever.
* * *
Once I arrived at school, the events of this morning suddenly felt surreal.
‘What on earth was I thinking?’
Was it post-nut clarity?
Now that I was here, my head just felt empty.
Anyway, atmosphere is everything for people. Swept up in the mood, I had been doing crazy things since early this morning.
Vrrr!
Just then, my phone buzzed. It was Senior Ju-hee.
A reply came immediately.
[Choi Jin-ah has left the chat room.]
It was chaos.
[Kim Woo-jin has left the chat room.]
I’d probably be invited back soon anyway, but I wanted to express my will to resist like this.
‘Wait, maybe not.’
Should I have resisted?
I felt like Senior Ju-hee would just nag me even harder.
My phone vibrated incessantly as if it were screaming, but I pretended not to see it.
Entering the lecture hall, I yawned and stretched. From exercising in the morning to drinking milk, I felt like I was living a very busy life.
‘Should I do some work?’
Come to think of it, I felt like I had neglected the Bamboo Forest too much lately.
Well, there were other managers besides me, so there probably weren't any big issues, but as the administrator, shouldn't I do my job for the first time in a while?
It wasn't because our family group chat was getting terrifying.
“Nothing much.”
Most of it was useless content. I was worried there might be false rumors spreading while I wasn't managing it, but fortunately, there was nothing like that.
Just then, a post was uploaded.
It was a random post. I thought there must be plenty of return students, but surprisingly, comments were posted instantly.
“When I open my eyes in the morning, I’m curious about last night.”
I hummed a song while looking at the comments continuing to pop up on the Bamboo Forest.
“I wonder what kind of incident will call for me today.”
This damn university never has a quiet day.