Chapter 537: No More Dick
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 537: No More Dick
“Heuuu.”
The lovemaking that had begun early in the morning finally came to an end only when lunchtime rolled around.
Seo Ye-rin lay facedown, her bottom poking up into the air.
Traces of our love glistened on her smooth backside and trickled down between her legs.
Sitting on the edge of the bed, I glanced back at her and sniffled.
“Ye-rin, you have another mole on your thigh.”
“…….”
No answer.
Is she a corpse?
I gave her butt a light poke with my finger, and Seo Ye-rin flinched, turning her head to glare at me.
“What was all that since this morning?”
“For the record, it’s lunchtime now. Remember when you heard someone swearing earlier? That was 10:00 AM.”
“Swearing? Was it Ah-rin? Or Yun-ji?”
“Ah-rin was at nine, Yun-ji was at ten.”
“Ahhh.”
Seo Ye-rin let out a sigh and slowly pushed herself up.
“To be honest, that ‘New Challenger’ thing earlier was just a joke.”
“…….”
“I didn’t think you’d actually drag me to bed, Woo-jin.”
Seo Ye-rin grumbled, absentmindedly rubbing her own backside.
“You have to know when to stop. How can you be this intense starting from the morning? You should at least have some common sense.”
Yeah, right.
No matter how I thought about it, she was full of it.
Earlier, before I could even pull her toward me, she was already clinging to me.
I hadn't even started undressing her, yet her underwear was already off.
Whether it’s Seo Ye-rin or Yoo Ah-rin, they’re all the same.
Sometimes they play innocent like this—acting like it was all my doing when they were the ones who wanted it.
“Sigh, Woo-jin, you’re really hopeless.”
In my experience, you shouldn't argue against this head-on.
It’s not that she’s actually blaming me.
It’s just a roundabout signal, wanting me to show her how much I’m obsessed with her and how much I love her.
“Sorry, I couldn’t help myself, Ye-rin.”
I hugged her gently from behind.
“You were so irresistibly charming that I lost control.”
“Hehe.”
At that, Seo Ye-rin’s shoulders shook as she stifled a laugh. She looked delighted that she got exactly the reaction she wanted.
She really is cute.
“Hmph, f-fine! Woo-jin! Try to have some restraint! You’re not an animal! Even if you like me that much, how can you be like this from the morning?!”
“Right, right.”
“Your brain is seriously made of dick! How could you do that with me in the morning right after doing it with I-seo?!”
“I’m sorry.”
“You’re such an idiot! No matter how much you like me, you should know how to moderate yourself a little!”
“…….”
I’m starting to get annoyed.
“Woo-jin, what if I suddenly get pregnant with a second child because of this? No matter how much you like me—”
“Fine, I’ll exercise restraint from now on.”
“…….”
Seo Ye-rin froze.
She flinched and let out an awkward laugh.
“Ha, haha. Woo-jin. If you could exercise restraint, you would have done it a long time ago. R-right?”
“No, I can do it.”
Why wouldn't I be able to?
This is why having six wives is great.
Even if I stop with one person, I can just go do it with another.
What a total piece of trash thought.
But what can I do? I have to act tough for now.
At my nonchalant words, Seo Ye-rin grabbed my wrists as I held her.
“You can restrain yourself?”
“Yeah, I can. If you hate it that much, I have no choice.”
“…….”
Seo Ye-rin puffed out her cheeks, looking slightly pouted.
“I bet you can’t.”
“I told you, I can.”
“You can’t.”
“I can.”
“Ha!”
Seo Ye-rin turned around, pushed me away, and stood up abruptly. I wondered if it was okay for her to stand there so confidently while completely naked.
Seo Ye-rin huffed and looked down at me, declaring:
“Okay! Let’s see you try!”
And so, a battle with no winner began between Seo Ye-rin and me.
* * *
Lunchtime.
As punishment for wasting the entire morning, Seo Ye-rin and I were eating cup ramen.
We sat across from each other, glaring as we slurped our noodles.
Slurp.
Slurp.
“……So, what did you say?”
Yoo Ah-rin, who was watching our psychological warfare with her chin resting on her hand, asked back with an absurd expression.
“You’re having a bet to see who asks for sex first?”
“Yeah! Woo-jin is making such a fuss, saying he can restrain himself when he’s the one who can’t go without it!”
Seo Ye-rin huffed and pointed her chopsticks at me.
I’m sorry, but true winners don't waste words.
“No More Dick.”
I fired off a counter immediately.
“Ah, fuck.”
Beside us, Yoo Ah-rin frowned as if she’d heard something she shouldn't have.
“Where the hell do you keep finding these shitty memes? Do you have a storage folder for stuff like that?”
“How do you even know what it is?”
I tilted my head, curious how Yoo Ah-rin recognized it, and she jerked her chin toward Seo Ye-rin.
“She told me.”
I glanced at Seo Ye-rin, who was glaring at me with her cheeks puffed out.
“…….”
Amidst her silent protest, I said it one more time.
“No More Dick.”
“Hmph!”
Seo Ye-rin glared at me while eating her ramen.
She was huffing and puffing, lightly drumming her fists on the table.
She’s playing along better than I thought.
I knew Seo Ye-rin had a playful side, but I didn't imagine she’d react this well.
It was a bit cute, so I tried it once more.
“No More Dick.”
“Hmph! Hmphhh! Are you really going to be like that?! For real?!”
“Ugh, this is ridiculous. These assholes are starting their little skit again.”
As Seo Ye-rin grumbled with a tearful face, Yoo Ah-rin stood up and left, unable to listen any longer.
“No More Dick!”
When I pointed at Yoo Ah-rin and said that, she immediately smacked the back of my head.
Thwack!
“Ack!”
“Stop with the bullshit. Where did you even learn something so weird?”
“No, No More—”
“What, you punk?”
“No, it’s nothing.”
I surrendered immediately, fearing I’d get beaten up more.
Yoo Ah-rin left in a foul mood.
Then, Seo Ye-rin started kicking me under the table.
“Hmph! Hmphhh!”
Thud! Thud! Thud!
She looked so cute with that tearful expression that I couldn't help but smile and nod.
“Okay, okay! I’m sorry! Let’s just do it. It’s my fault.”
The tearful face vanished instantly, replaced by a smirk as she rested her chin on her hand.
“Hehe, I won, didn't I?”
Seeing her expression change so fast, like the Phantom of the Opera, I gaped in admiration.
“That was acting?”
“Woo-jin, you’re such a loser.”
“…….”
“Did you want to do it with me that badly?”
Yeah, I got played.
I totally fell for it.
But losing didn't feel bad. After all, it’s the warm sun, not the strong wind, that makes a traveler take off his clothes.
“But winning doesn't really change anything. I should have placed a bet.”
Seo Ye-rin slurped her ramen.
Since it was a spontaneous thing, she seemed disappointed that she didn't get a proper prize for her victory.
“……Um, want a bite?”
Since mine was a different brand of cup ramen, I offered her some, and Seo Ye-rin accepted it with a bright smile.
I guess this counts as the price for the bet.
It was cheaper than I expected.
After finishing the ramen, I went out to the living room, and for once, everyone was gathered there.
Senior Ju-hee must have been off today, as she was dozing off on the sofa in comfortable clothes.
Seo-woo was climbing all over her like she was a mountain.
On the other hand, Yu-na was having a blast crawling between Oh Yun-ji’s legs.
She seemed to think she was going through a tunnel, laughing to herself as she crawled diligently. Oh Yun-ji moved her legs every now and then to make it more fun for the kid.
“She’s eating so well.”
Chae-rin was in Choi Jin-ah’s arms, drinking formula. Choi Jin-ah watched her intently and swallowed hard, muttering:
“Now I want some warm milk too.”
“Don’t steal the kids’ food.”
“I-I wasn't going to?!”
Startled, Choi Jin-ah shouted back.
Choi I-seo was sitting in the massage chair with her eyes closed, enjoying the massage, while Yoo Ah-rin, who had been in the kitchen with me, was grumbling and tattling to her.
“Do you know what that jerk said? He saw some weird meme and then—”
That little snitch.
Look at her tattling immediately. Hearing that, Choi I-seo opened her eyes slightly and let out a hollow laugh.
“I actually wish he would. No more, please.”
“Look at her acting like that just because she did it yesterday.”
Oh Yun-ji pouted and looked at me.
“Hey, is there some kind of rotation going on? When is it my turn?”
Oh Yun-ji grumbled.
Yu-na was delivering a Yu-na Punch to her feet, but it didn't seem to hurt at all.
“Huh? There’s no such thing as a rotation…….”
There really wasn't.
We just do it when we want to.
Seo Ye-rin, who had followed me out, poked her head from behind my back and said:
“Woo-jin is like a delivery service!”
Then she pressed down on my back.
“Ding-dong! Order!”
“Yes, did you order the Dick?”
“Yep! Delivery is fast!”
“It’s direct from the source.”
“…….”
Oh Yun-ji, who was listening to our conversation, wore a blank expression and let out a sigh.
“Sometimes I feel like true madness isn't that far off.”
At Oh Yun-ji’s remark, Choi I-seo closed her eyes again and muttered:
“They’re just playing around like that. Just ignore them.”
Look at her treating us like problem children.
Seo Ye-rin pouted and went over to Oh Yun-ji to pick up Yu-na.
I sat down next to Oh Yun-ji to watch TV.
Poke.
Oh Yun-ji poked my side.
When I glanced at her, her face was flushed with embarrassment as she mouthed the word:
‘Order.’
“…….”
If I’ve received an order, I have no choice.
Alright, today is Oh Yun-ji.
Or so I thought.
About three minutes later.
Poke! Poke! Poke!
Someone was poking my back incredibly hard. I turned around to see Yoo Ah-rin glaring at me, her face beet-red.
“Hey, you know, right?”
“No More Dick.”
“Don’t say that, it’s annoying.”
“No More Dick.”
“…….”
“No More Dick.”
“……Sorry.”
“No More Dick.”
“I said I’m sorry for making fun of you!”