Chapter 535: Showdown!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 535: Showdown!
Don’t you hate it when you accidentally double-book yourself?
What, never happened to you?
F-u-u-ck, just empathize with me for a second.
My life is literally on the line here.
Two women were staring me down.
Choi I-seo and Choi Jin-ah.
I never thought they’d look similar, but surprisingly, having them glare at me from both sides carried a hell of a lot of destructive power.
‘I’m seriously screwed.’
First, I needed to get my facts straight.
Strictly speaking, I hadn't asked either of them to spend the night with me.
Choi I-seo said she’d stay with me tonight to comfort me for "ruining" the stage.
Choi Jin-ah, on the other hand, made a cheeky demand for me to pay her back with my body because the stage was a success.
So, technically...
I never asked anyone, nor did I actually make a promise to either.
Woo-jin is innocent.
Woo-jin is not guilty.
Woo-jin is blameless.
Even if I wanted to argue that...
“…….”
I was currently involved with six different women. In a situation like this, the logic of what happened didn't matter.
The only thing that mattered was who I was going to choose.
‘If I try to explain this logically, they’ll definitely just hit me with a “So what?” and ask who I’m sleeping with.’
I felt a cold sweat breaking out.
My back was damp.
I hadn't felt this much tension even when I was standing on stage earlier.
This is why I don't watch thriller movies lately. My life turns into a thriller the moment I slip up even a little.
“Not going to answer?”
“Woo-jin?”
“…….”
The two of them dragged me back to reality just as I was trying to escape into my own thoughts.
Taking a deep breath and stalling for time, I decided to test the waters.
“I was planning on doing it with both of you.”
“…….”
“…….”
“Yu-na Punch! Yu-na Punch!”
I had no idea why Seo Ye-rin was shouting "Yu-na Punch" while hitting me. As my back was being pummeled like I was getting a rough massage, I struggled to continue my explanation.
If I didn't speak fast here, I’d be beaten to death by three different people before I could even open my mouth.
“No, listen, I’m feeling very vigorous today. My dopamine and testosterone are just overflowing, so it might be too much for just one person to handle, don't you think?”
I had to go strong here.
“He really is a total piece of trash.”
Yoo Ah-rin, who was listening from behind the two, couldn't help but chime in, but I ignored her.
“What kind of guy says that? Just because his dick is huge, he’s acting like a total prick. Is that really something you should say?!”
“Ah-rin! The kids are listening!”
“Cover their ears! I can't let this slide.”
The attacks weren't a one-off; they were a continuous barrage.
If I hesitated or acted intimidated now, it would be the same as admitting defeat.
In life, even if you know you’re wrong, sometimes you can get away with it if you refuse to admit you’ve lost.
“I’m going to be very rough today. Can one person really handle me? Honestly, you should be thanking me. I invited both of you out of consideration so you wouldn't have such a hard time.”
Wow.
How could words flowing like a silver stream sound so much like pure garbage?
I felt a wave of self-loathing.
Yoo Ah-rin was looking at me like I was some kind of subhuman creature.
Today, I had to agree with her.
‘Maybe that was a bit much.’
Choi I-seo stared at me in silence. Choi Jin-ah, on the other hand, looked flustered and took a step back, seemingly overwhelmed by my momentum.
“I-I... I have a hard time if it’s too rough...”
Choi Jin-ah muttered, fidgeting with her fingers. Given that she hated being hurt, she clearly didn't want to deal with me on a day like today.
“Right? Jin-ah. It’d be better if someone joined in, wouldn't it? See! As a man, I was just being considerate of you guys—!”
Grab!
Choi I-seo’s hands grabbed both of my cheeks and squeezed hard.
She usually had a strong grip because she exercised a lot, but it felt especially powerful right now.
“Haaah.”
She seemed extremely angry.
“Follow me, Kim Woo-jin.”
Huffing with rage, Choi I-seo dragged me away by my face.
“Mmph-mmph?!”
(I-I-seo?!)
Because my cheeks were being squashed, I couldn't pronounce anything properly. I followed her, hunched over awkwardly.
“Hey, Choi I-seo! F-u-u-ck, kill him! He’s always acting up just because his dick is big.”
“Go I-seo! Go!”
Yoo Ah-rin and Seo Ye-rin were actually cheering her on from behind.
“G-go I-seo!”
Even Choi Jin-ah pumped her fists toward I-seo. I felt like some kind of final boss.
We entered through the balcony window connected to the garden, where Senior Ju-hee was sipping a beer.
Seeing us, she quietly moved aside to let us pass.
We entered my room on the second floor.
Choi I-seo let go of my face and began unbuttoning her clothes, one by one, still huffing.
“I-I-seo? Are you mad?”
When I asked while gauging her mood, she narrowed her eyes and glared at me.
“I’m not mad.”
Her expression said she was absolutely furious.
I felt like something bad would happen if we did it right now, so I tried my best to soothe her.
“I-seo, the others are all outside right now. Let’s do it after the idiots leave, okay?”
“What are you talking about? They don't give a damn about you.”
Her sharp words made me flinch. It wasn't just my shoulders that slumped; I felt like even my dick was shriveling up.
As expected, she was one of the top two scariest people when angry.
For the record, the other one was Seo Ye-rin.
Whenever she called me "Kim Woo-jin" in that tone, it sent chills down my spine.
Sometimes she’d let things slide, but the temperature difference in her personality was bad for my heart.
When Yoo Ah-rin got mad, I could just let her hit me. I could handle it physically, so it was relatively easy.
Choi I-seo killed you with words.
And whenever she was angry, it was almost always my fault.
Because I-seo rarely ever did anything wrong herself.
“Hurry up and strip. You usually take it off without being told, so why are you just standing there today?”
I-seo was already down to her underwear.
When did you become so lewd, I-seo?
If I said that, she’d definitely hit me and say I made her this way, so I kept my mouth shut.
“Phew, fine.”
I pulled off my shirt.
If she was going to be like this, I had to be a man of my word.
“I-seo, don't regret this.”
I finished stripping off my pants with a sense of resolve. Choi I-seo caught her breath and glared at me.
“You. You’re being way too cocky. Even if we gave you permission, do you think you can act like a king?”
“…….”
“Are we your concubines? We’re your wives. Are you going to treat us like that? I understand the double-booking. Honestly, you didn't exactly agree to it.”
“…….”
“But was that really the right thing to say? What? You’re so full of lust that one person won't be enough?”
Ha!
Choi I-seo’s scoff was exceptionally terrifying today.
“Do you seriously want to die? No matter how confident you are in bed, there are things you should and shouldn't say, right?”
Naturally, I dropped to my knees.
It was always like this.
I-seo always made me kneel with her words.
“Y-yes... you’re right...”
“I think it’s because we always do whatever you want. You really need to be taught a lesson.”
“I-I’m sorry. I was being a prick.”
“Considering most other guys hate doing their Obligatory Defense Matches, I know you’re a bit special. Like you said, your mother probably fed you too many good things when you were a kid.”
I-seo let out a long sigh and nodded.
“As your wife, I am not going to get tired first today. I’m going to keep going until you beg me to stop.”
“…….”
“Got it?! Answer me!”
“Y-yes!”
“Good. Get on the bed.”
Is I-seo going to be on top?
Since I was completely intimidated, I immediately went and lay down on the bed.
In the dark, quiet room, I heard the sound of a drawer opening amidst our breathing.
‘Hm? A drawer?’
Is she getting a condom?
‘Well, it would be bad if she got pregnant again. She has to go back to school next year.’
As I lay there staring blankly at the ceiling, Choi I-seo stood by the bed.
In her hand was something completely unexpected.
“...An onahole?”
Where did she even get that?
Did the Bald Man get it for her?
“Huh? Yeah.”
I-seo tilted her head as if nothing was wrong. I stared at it, then sniffled and asked.
“Are you planning on using that all night?”
“So?”
“Then doesn't that mean I just win?”
“…….”
A brief silence followed.
Choi I-seo looked conflicted by the ambiguity of the situation and then asked quietly.
“Would using this not actually make you reflect on your behavior?”
“I mean, yeah? It’s basically cheating, isn't it?”
When I gave an embarrassed laugh, I-seo silently put the onahole down and started putting her clothes back on.
“...I-seo?”
“I-I’ll go get Jin-ah.”
“I-seo?!”
I hurriedly jumped up and grabbed her, but she struggled.
“Let go! How am I supposed to handle you alone?!”
“What do you mean?!”
* * *
“...Woo-jin.”
“Yeah?”
Early morning.
We woke up early.
Choi I-seo, lying beside me, made a calm suggestion.
“Do you want to look into reduction surgery?”
“…….”
“I heard that if it’s too big, it interferes with daily life. Do you have any issues like that?”
“No.”
“…….”
“I said no.”
“...Well, it’s interfering with my life. Get the surgery.”
“No way.”
I-seo wasn't being entirely serious, so she just sighed and tossed and turned.
It seemed she wasn't ready to get up yet.
Still, we had exercised some restraint, enjoyed ourselves reasonably, and shared our love.
She must have felt quite good because she snuggled deeper into my arms.
I held her tight and kissed her forehead.
“The festival is still going on today. Are you going to school?”
“Why would I? Yesterday was for the stage. Today I’m just going to rest.”
“That sounds nice.”
I-seo rubbed against me, snuggling closer.
Just then, the door creaked open, and two faces peeked in.
Seo Ye-rin and Choi Jin-ah.
“I-seo, did you win?!”
“Did you beat him to a pulp?!”
At their questions, I-seo let out a hollow laugh and replied.
“I lost.”
“I knew it, you dummy.”
“I’m telling you, Woo-jin’s gotten better at this since he started dating me. It’s because of you guys.”
Though I couldn't see them, it sounded like Yoo Ah-rin and Oh Yun-ji were there too.
“I-I think I’ll pass, then.”
Choi Jin-ah quietly slipped away.
“Here comes a New Challenger!”
And then, Seo Ye-rin kicked the door wide open and marched in.