Chapter 360: Scrub Woo-jin
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 360: Scrub Woo-jin
“Huff! Huff!”
A deep, ragged breath escaped my lungs.
The air, exhaled from deep within my chest, felt like it was tightening around me, threatening to choke the life out of me.
‘This is so damn exhausting!’
The buzz from the alcohol had long since evaporated.
My bangs were plastered to my forehead with thick sweat, and every ounce of strength had drained from my body.
Is this what it feels like to be squeezed dry by a succubus in a fantasy novel?
Choi I-seo, lying naked on top of me as if she’d collapsed, let out a faint, shallow breath.
Even though we’d only gone one round, she looked quite spent.
‘I’m so sleepy.’
My eyelids flickered, growing heavier by the second.
As the last of my stamina ebbed away, the sandman rushed in to fill the void. Just as I was about to surrender to sleep—
Mwah!
“Mmph?!”
My eyes snapped open again as a tongue forced its way into my mouth, plundering it without mercy.
If I had to describe the taste, it was like fruit soju.
Yoo Ah-rin had grabbed my head and pulled me into a kiss.
Even as I thought about how luxurious it was to be kissing Yoo Ah-rin while Choi I-seo was draped over me...
‘Ugh, I’m seriously going to die.’
My body felt leaden, and I couldn't muster any strength.
“Phew. What about me?”
Yoo Ah-rin pushed Choi I-seo to the side.
She looked down at my limp lower half, furrowing her brows and grumbling.
“Ah, wait... just give me a second.”
I pushed myself up and pulled Yoo Ah-rin into my arms. I kissed her deeper, forcing my eyes to stay open because I knew I’d pass out the moment I closed them.
— ...
The phone stand on the bedside table caught my eye.
On the screen, Seo Ye-rin was staring intently at us.
Phew.
I pulled my lips away and pointed at the phone.
“Is that... is that call still going?”
“Huh? Oh, yeah. But I should probably turn it off now. It’s my turn.”
— Wait! I’m almost there—!
I felt like I’d heard something I shouldn't have, but Yoo Ah-rin ended the call without a shred of mercy.
Seo Ye-rin tried calling back a few more times after that.
Yoo Ah-rin settled the matter by simply turning the phone off.
This meant only Choi I-seo’s turn had been broadcasted. Ah-rin was surprisingly sly in that regard.
“I’m going to go wash up first.”
I needed to clear my head.
In this hazy state, I wasn't joking—I felt like I’d fall asleep right on top of her.
“You really look like a mess.”
Yoo Ah-rin covered the softly snoring Choi I-seo with the blanket and looked at me with genuine concern.
I headed into the bathroom.
Exhausted, I sat on the toilet and blasted myself with cold water from the showerhead. Only then did I feel like I was returning to the land of the living.
‘What time is it?’
Curiosity struck me mid-wash, so I cracked the door open slightly.
There stood Yoo Ah-rin, wrapped in a towel, staring blankly.
Judging by her posture, she was about to come in.
“...”
“...”
We shared a silent moment of eye contact.
As I tried to quietly close the door, Yoo Ah-rin kicked it open and marched in.
“I only came in to help you wash because you looked so exhausted!”
“R-Right. Is that so?”
I instinctively leaned back. I felt like a fragile man.
If I had to put a name to it, it felt like I’d been dropped into one of those gender-reversal worlds.
“Give me the shower towel. I’ll wash you.”
“Sigh.”
Yoo Ah-rin began scrubbing my back with the soapy towel. She glanced at my front through the mirror, tilted her head, and asked, “Why is it like that?”
“...It’s because of the cold water.”
“Does it get like that when it’s cold?”
“That’s how it is for men.”
“It looks a bit like a shriveled shishito pepper.”
“Do you seriously want to die?”
“Hehe, Kim Woo-jin, you’re so funny today. Can’t you be this weak all the time?”
“Are you going to be this confident after today?”
She was acting like Vegeta gloating after beating Goku in his base form.
No, Yoo Ah-rin wasn't even Vegeta.
She was more like Krillin.
“And are you okay being this cocky today?”
“...”
I never thought I’d be threatened by Yoo Ah-rin like this.
I glanced down to see the shower towel scrubbing my front.
It felt like a silent threat, so I kept my mouth shut for the moment.
But eventually, her hand reached down.
“Ah-rin. Can’t we just wash and rest for a bit?”
“Hmm, you were talking too much smack, so I don’t think so.”
“I’m telling you, I’m not in my usual condition because of the cold water.”
“That’ll make things easier for me.”
Yoo Ah-rin bit my neck from behind and whispered with a giggle.
“Do you have any idea how much I held back while watching you with Choi I-seo?”
* * *
“Mmm! A cold shower is so refreshing!”
Yoo Ah-rin stretched and beamed as she walked out of the bathroom.
“...”
I was sprawled out on the bathroom floor, staring blankly at the ceiling.
‘Did I just get devoured?’
And by that pathetic Threesome Demon, of all people?
Look at her, walking out all happy after forcing herself on me, acting like she just took a normal shower.
We both know you didn't just shower.
“Ugh.”
I forced myself up, knowing that if I stayed lying there, I’d fall asleep on the spot.
The tingling sensation in my lower body was disconcerting.
Moreover, I had to wipe away the traces of Yoo Ah-rin’s saliva from my lips, ears, and nipples.
“I... I am Kim Woo-jin!”
I am the youngest son of Uju Group, raised on the finest things since childhood.
I am a healthy, robust adult male with exceptionally high testosterone levels!
‘I-seo is asleep, and Ah-rin just finished.’
Finally, I could sleep.
To others, this might sound like a luxury, but I felt like I was on the verge of death.
‘If it weren't for my stamina, I would’ve died from exhaustion long ago.’
The fatigue was extreme.
I rinsed off with cold water one last time, dried my hair quickly, and stepped out.
Yoo Ah-rin, now in a robe, was stretching in front of the TV before bed.
Choi I-seo was fast asleep in bed.
It was 2:00 AM.
It was late, but I could still get some sleep. Fortunately, the office was nearby, so I could afford to wake up a bit later than usual.
‘I’ll have to wear the same clothes, though.’
I’d have to put on the same outfit, but I could live with that discomfort.
It was too late to ask the hotel for anything, and I didn't have the energy anyway.
“Uuugh.”
Groaning, I crawled into bed and pulled up the covers.
I glanced at the sleeping, disheveled Choi I-seo next to me and closed my eyes.
Squeeze.
I felt a strange pressure on my lower half.
“I-seo?”
I peeked to the side and saw Choi I-seo’s eyes wide open.
‘Ah, now that I think about it...’
Choi I-seo usually slept in a very disciplined posture.
She was the type to sleep perfectly straight, like a soldier at attention.
But just a moment ago, she had looked disheveled.
“Were you pretending to sleep?”
“You did it with Ah-rin, didn't you?”
“...No.”
“You did it in the shower. You think I couldn't hear?”
Yoo Ah-rin, that wicked girl.
I think we’ve all become a little too close for comfort.
Squeeze.
I-seo’s grip loosened slightly as her hand traveled upward.
She began to untie my robe.
“I-seo?”
“You never stop at just one round.”
“No, I mean, that’s true, but...”
I really didn't think I could do any more today.
The words were on the tip of my tongue, but my pride wouldn't let me say them.
Before I knew it, Choi I-seo’s fingers were tapping on my nipple, revving the engine.
“I-seo, I think you’ve become quite lewd.”
I thought saying that would make her shy. Instead, Choi I-seo leaned in closer and began licking my chest.
“Ngh.”
“You’re the one who made me like this.”
“Well, that’s not entirely wrong, but...”
“You made me strangely obsessed.”
“That’s... nice to hear, but—”
“Am I just a friend?”
“...”
“Hmm? Answer me. Am I just a friend, Woo-jin?”
“No, of course not.”
When I added that she was someone I loved, Choi I-seo smiled and gave my nipple a light nip with her teeth.
“Rationally, I can accept it. I know you can’t tell people you’re dating three women at once.”
“Yeah.”
“But emotionally... I’m a little. No, I’m very angry.”
“...”
Choi I-seo’s hand began to creep downward. Like a spider, it crawled over my chest, past my navel, and reached further down.
“Ngh! I-seo...”
“Stay still.”
I grabbed her wrist as she moved lower, but her sharp glare forced me to let go.
Just as Choi I-seo was about to start—
“A blonde classmate enters the Pure Love scene!”
Yoo Ah-rin, having finished her stretching, slid into the bed from the other side.
“...It’s my turn.”
“Finders keepers, right?”
“Are you really doing this?”
“We’ve already done it as a trio, so what’s the big deal?”
“She’s crazy, I-seo.”
“Shut up, Kim Woo-jin.”
Yoo Ah-rin bit my ear hard.
It wasn't so much painful as it was a strange pleasure rooted in the sting, making my body tremble slightly.
“Hey, Kim Woo-jin. What about me? Am I just an English major classmate? Tell me.”
“No, no. You’re someone I love.”
“Then why did you keep your mouth shut earlier, you jerk? Huh?”
“No, earlier I was—”
“Shut up, I don’t want to hear it.”
Yoo Ah-rin’s hand also headed south.
With me in the middle, their hands met below. They glared at each other for a moment.
After a brief exchange of looks, they seemed to reach an agreement.
‘Oh, this is going to be bad.’
I didn't want to say this because of my pride.
But I had no choice.
“U-Um, girls. I’m really sorry, but...”
I honestly confessed my current state to the two women on either side of me.
“I don’t think I can do any more. I’m really exhausted and drained. I can’t even get it up.”
Kim Woo-jin, the man.
I didn't want to sound so weak, but I had to survive.
“And?”
“Who cares?”
Despite my declaration of surrender.
The two of them reacted as if they’d heard a dog barking in the distance.
“You didn't stop when I said I was tired.”
“Does this jerk not remember when he was the one forcing his way in?”
“Ah.”
Right.
Thinking about it from their perspective, they had a point.
I guess I had no choice.
Yoo Ah-rin kissed my cheek and whispered softly into my ear.
“Now you’re starting to realize what it’s like to date three women, right?”
“Yes, I’m learning a very big lesson today.”
Yoo Ah-rin chuckled and bit my earlobe.
Seeing that, Choi I-seo didn't want to be outdone. She kissed my other cheek and whispered the same thing.
“I love you?”
“...Me too.”
Classic Choi I-seo.
It was the most terrifying thing she could say, more than any threat.
“Choi I-seo, not bad.”
“More importantly, what are we going to do about this? It’s all soft.”
“Wait. Last time I tried, using my mouth—”
“How exactly?”
The two hyenas descended in search of their prey.
I closed my eyes tight, but—
“Gah! G-Girls?!”
My eyes flew open at the intense wave of pleasure that followed.
* * *
The next day.
Kim Woo-jin, who had arrived at work earlier than anyone else, was chugging an energy drink with hollow, sunken eyes.