Chapter 323: Uju's Youngest Son
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 323: Uju's Youngest Son
“I’m a little embarrassed. I think going this slowly suits my pace.”
“...Slowly?”
When I repeated the exact line Seo Ye-rin had said to me earlier, Yoo Ah-rin, standing across from me, scowled.
“Is her yardstick just different from ours? What the hell is that girl talking about when she’s the one sprinting ahead at full speed?”
At those words, Seo Ye-rin, who was walking beside us, chimed in with a gallant laugh.
“Yerina is a cheetah. I might seem slow to myself, but to you guys, I must look faster than anyone else.”
“Oh, so Yerina is a cheetah now?”
Yoo Ah-rin teased her, playfully tugging on Seo Ye-rin’s cheeks as she suddenly started referring to herself in the third person.
In any case, the shocking scene I had witnessed earlier was likely to stay burned into my memory for a few days.
It was the moment I truly felt that Seo Ye-rin was overflowing with talent as an actress.
“Our little cheetah, why are you so in heat?”
“I’m noh in heah.”
(I’m not in heat.)
“Why are your cheeks so soft?”
“Ih’s Woojih’s fahlh.”
(It’s Woo-jin’s fault.)
“This is kind of addictive. Is this what it feels like when Kim Woo-jin fumbles with your tits?”
I wouldn't say it was entirely different.
As we walked and talked, we eventually arrived outside the building. A white van, the kind celebrities usually ride in, was parked right there, asserting its presence.
“What’s this?”
Yoo Ah-rin and I stopped in our tracks at the sight of the conspicuous van, but Seo Ye-rin trotted toward it.
The rear door opened automatically, revealing a woman holding cosmetics who looked like a stylist and a manager behind the wheel.
“Sigh, our dear actress. You’re a college student, so you don’t even have time for makeup.”
“Hurry up and get in! We have to go right now!”
“Okay! Bye guys, I’m off!”
And just like that, Seo Ye-rin hopped into the van. Right before getting in, she blew a kiss—making sure no one else saw—and departed.
The two of us were left standing in the vacuum she left behind.
After a moment of silence, Yoo Ah-rin nudged me with her elbow and asked, “Hasn’t it been less than a year for her? I know YS is a major company, but do they really give a rookie such VIP treatment?”
“...I asked the CEO of YS to take good care of her.”
I had also introduced her when I met his mother last time.
Yoo Ah-rin shot me a sidelong glance.
“Is there seriously anything you don’t have your hands in?”
“I’m involved in everything. Actually, since you said you were doing Neutube, I contacted the Korean branch of Neutube. I asked them to give you a little boost in the algorithm.”
“Holy shit, for real?!”
“I’m lying.”
“....”
“Even so, I wouldn’t do anything you’d hate.”
When I added that with a smile, Yoo Ah-rin crossed her arms and grumbled.
However, seeing the corners of her mouth twitch upward, she seemed to be in a pretty good mood.
In Yoo Ah-rin’s case, she wanted to be judged on her own merit.
If I had interfered with her current success, she would have felt uncomfortable. It would have felt like she made it because of my power, not her own skill.
“So, what should we do now? Choi I-seo went to her lecture, and Seo Ye-rin went to her shoot. Let’s hang out, just the two of us!”
So she came here knowing I had free time. No wonder she was waiting in front of the classroom after the lecture ended.
“...I have plans.”
“With which girl this time? Oh Yun-ji? Senior Ju-hee?”
“No, the guys. We all decided to catch a spycammer.”
“You make catching a spycammer sound like you’re catching a Pokémon.”
“It’s similar. I have a gut feeling about someone.”
“Didn’t your father already head out saying he’d catch them all?”
Father, she says.
That’s a very desirable way to address him.
“Yeah, that’s true. But I think there’s one more at Gahyeon University. I’m going to catch that one and throw him in myself. He’s got no manners.”
Who knows whose photos might be on that guy’s phone? If I find photos of girls I know, I’m going to be genuinely pissed.
“Sigh, what the heck. I ran all the way here just to hang out with you.”
“Let’s hang out after I’m done. Is there anywhere you want to go?”
This time, I grabbed Yoo Ah-rin’s cheeks and pulled them slightly from both sides. She closed her eyes and pondered with her arms crossed.
“Hmuuuu.”
“Hehe.”
Listen to that air escaping because I’m pulling her cheeks.
“Want to go see a movie? A new Marvel movie just came out. I heard it’s good.”
“Sure, sounds good.”
“Let’s eat dakgalbi after that. I’m craving cheese dakgalbi.”
“Good, good.”
“And then a cafe. There’s a cafe with a nice atmosphere near the dakgalbi place. Their scones are delicious.”
“Ah, sounds great. I’d better bring a fat wallet.”
When I laughed and let go of her cheeks, Yoo Ah-rin puffed them out slightly as if she were dissatisfied.
“Why aren’t you saying anything?”
“Huh?”
“Why aren’t you saying what you want to do? It feels like I’m just dragging you to the places I want to go.”
Was that how it felt? I just did it because I liked doing what Yoo Ah-rin wanted to do.
“Then, can I give my opinion too?”
“Yeah, it doesn’t matter. Say whatever you want.”
Yoo Ah-rin was ready to accept anything.
I leaned in and whispered in her ear, just in case anyone was listening.
“After we have coffee and scones there... let’s go to the nearest hotel.”
Yoo Ah-rin flinched at the whisper.
“Wear black underwear.”
When I added that requirement with a grin, Yoo Ah-rin bit her lip to keep from smiling and nodded.
“You bastard, you sure want a lot.”
“Is it possible?”
“Just hurry up and go catch that spycammer piece of shit. I’ll go home and pack some underwear.”
Before leaving, Yoo Ah-rin took a Hershey’s from her bag and handed it to me.
She pulled out a Chocomong for herself and smiled as she poked a straw into it.
“Go on, and don’t get hurt for no reason. If it looks like you’re going to get hurt, just let him go. Got it?”
“Why? Worried I won’t be able to use my strength tonight?”
“Ugh, you and your mouth.”
She took a sip of the Chocomong and, despite her embarrassment, spoke without hiding it.
“If you’re hurt, I’ll have to be on top. That’s exhausting.”
“...My dick is angry now.”
“Then hurry up and go!”
Yoo Ah-rin pushed my bag to send me off. Answering that I understood, I quickly headed to the place where I had promised to meet the guys.
* * *
— I told you not to eat gukbap with other girls, so you’re having cheese dakgalbi, coffee, and scones? And you’re even going to a hotel? Do you really want to die, Woo-jin?
“N-no... it’s not like that.”
I had gathered with the guys at a convenience store, but I was the only one who had stepped away to talk to Seo Ye-rin on the phone.
It was a full-blown crisis.
— What was it? What did you say to me? To endure it? You get me all worked up and then put up a steel wall, but you get hard so easily for someone else?
“Y-you have to go to your shoot. You said you’d be working late today. I was worried you wouldn’t be able to film because you’d be too tired.”
— Once or twice is fine, okay?! Wow, I’m actually angry for the first time in a while! Is that a prop sword over there? Can I have one?
“Why are you taking a sword?”
— Ah-rin was bragging so much! How can you make hotel plans with another woman just five minutes after I left!
“...I’m sorry.”
There was no room for excuses here. But I wanted to do it with Seo Ye-rin too; the situation just didn't allow for it.
— I have to act out an angry scene today, and thanks to you, I think I’ll do a great job, Woo-jin.
“....”
— Well? Aren’t you going to answer? Do I have to go there and break your dick before you’ll answer me?
“No! Absolutely not!”
— What are you doing tomorrow?
“I... I only have two afternoon lectures tomorrow.”
— The ones you take with I-seo?
“Yes!”
— Ah, so you’ll be staying up all night tonight then.
“....”
— Woo-jin, when the hell is it my turn? We didn't even do it in Hawaii!
Now that’s a bit unfair.
“No, you’re the one I’ve done it with the most since we got back from Hawaii...”
I was squeezed nearly to death when she wore that cow cosplay.
— ....
“We slept together and then did it again while watching the sunrise.”
— ...That was fucking amazing.
Seo Ye-rin muttered as if savoring the memory.
I let out a hollow laugh, dumbfounded.
— You’re laughing?
“No.”
I was immediately shut down.
— Anyway, make sure you clear your schedule for tomorrow!
“Yes, ma’am.”
— If you lack even a bit of energy when we do it tomorrow, you’re dead. I’m going to be really mad.
“I... I will try my best to satisfy you to death.”
But something felt a bit strange.
I’m clearly the trashy bastard two-timing—no, three-timing—so why do I feel like I’m the one being whipped?
Shouldn’t I be the one with the upper hand in this kind of thing?
— Ah, I want to have sex!
“Hey, aren’t you supposed to be the pure and innocent Seo Ye-rin in public?”
— Aaaah! I want to have seeeeex!
“Someone’s going to hear you.”
— I want to gobble up Kim Woo-jin’s diiiiick!
I just hung up the phone.
I put my phone in my pocket and headed back to the convenience store.
The guys were already gathered at the table in front of the store.
With ramen and triangle kimbap in front of them, they were talking amongst themselves.
“So, the situation is what’s important. I purposely ask my girlfriend to pretend she’s another guy’s girl.”
“Wow, holy shit. Senior, you’re really disgusting.”
“I like it when they say slightly dirty things to me. You know, like ‘you pig’ or something.”
“You pig.”
“Fuck, Jeong Chan-woo, I don’t want to hear it from you.”
Why are they talking about Kang Han-gang and Pyo Jin-ho’s sexual preferences?
More importantly, did Pyo Jin-ho get a girlfriend?
I bought a cup of ramen and sat down.
As soon as I did, they suddenly turned their arrows toward me.
“What about you, Woo-jin?”
“This guy’s taste is obvious. He probably likes being stepped on. Masochist bastard.”
“His sex is probably pathetic, but since he has a lot of money, he’s the type to cover it up with illegal drugs.”
“That’s why he works part-time at an adult store. Just cut off your dick and replace it with a dildo.”
“Why are you guys suddenly crossing the line?”
These crazy bastards were coming at me hard.
“I’m not talking about that stuff with you guys.”
If I told these guys, who knew exactly who I was dating, they’d obviously start imagining things.
“Stop talking nonsense and eat up. From what I’ve seen, the spycammer is a gym rat.”
“What? You already know who it is? Then we should go catch him right now!”
Ahn Hyun-ho jumped up, slamming the table.
“It’s a guess, just a guess. I have a pretty good idea who it might be.”
The spycammer is someone who can check on all the students at Gahyeon University.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to recognize Bong-geun instantly and reject him when he tried to go undercover.
“I don’t think he’s a student, but someone in administration. I caught one weird guy there, but it’s still just a guess.”
I said it was a guess, but I was fairly certain.
But looking at that guy’s SNS, he’s a gym rat and even goes to a boxing gym.
That’s why I called these guys to act as meat shields.
“Let’s just eat a hearty meal and go.”
When I said that, Ahn Hyun-ho sat back down and calmed his excitement.
I thought we were going to eat our ramen in silence, but...
“But we’re helping you out, shouldn’t there be some kind of reward?”
Han-gang said, looking at me and Ahn Hyun-ho.
He was saying that since he and Pyo Jin-ho didn't have girlfriends at Gahyeon University, it didn't matter to them.
“And it doesn’t matter to Jeong Chan-woo since his girls change every day anyway.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
No one argued because Pyo Jin-ho wasn't entirely wrong.
“Sigh, so materialistic. Is there something you want to buy?”
I thought they were pouncing on me again because they knew I was the son of a chaebol family.
“No, we don’t need anything like that.”
After thinking for a moment, he pointed to a manhole cover nearby.
“How about you lie face down on that, grind your hips, and say, ‘Do you like it? Do you like it?’ How about that?”
“Holy shit, when you’re the youngest son of Uju Group, you fuck the Earth!”
“Uju is fucking the Earth!”
“That would be so fucking funny!”
“....”
I wish these motherfuckers would all just disappear.