Chapter 302: Do Not Disturb, We're Having S*x!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 302: Do Not Disturb, We're Having S*x!
Oh Yun-ji’s remark had enough impact to shut everyone in the room up.
Who wouldn't be shocked when someone suddenly barges in holding a hideous dildo and says something like that?
Wink.
She shot a wink at Choi I-seo. It was a signal to get ready to leave.
“…….”
Despite the signal, even Choi I-seo was frozen in shock, unable to react.
“You’re going to stick that in him?”
Yoo Ah-rin, the first to snap out of it, asked with a frown.
No matter how much she liked her man, Yoo Ah-rin didn't want to go that far. In fact, if he asked her to do that, she felt like she might actually lose feelings for him.
“Are you crazy? Do you think Woo-jin would ever accept something like that?”
Oh Yun-ji let out a sigh, wondering how on earth they had interpreted her words. However, most of the people there had taken it exactly that way.
“Then what are you going to do with it?”
“Haa, it’s obvious, isn't it?”
Oh Yun-ji licked the dildo from the bottom all the way to the top and whispered suggestively.
“I’m going to blow his mind with my tongue and mouth.”
“Ha, give me a break.”
“I’m good at it too! Woo-jini praised me and said I was great!”
“…….”
The three of them showed different reactions.
Yoo Ah-rin grumbled, but she seemed secretly interested. She had been criticized for being clumsy back when she was mistaken for Seo Ye-rin.
Seo Ye-rin, on the other hand, looked confident. She seemed to believe she could actually outperform Oh Yun-ji.
Finally, Choi I-seo kept her mouth shut, but surprisingly, she didn't leave. She was so clumsy in this area that one could almost say she had zero talent for it.
“Wh-why did you even ask me to come along if you were going to be like this?!”
Choi Jin-ah, who had brought an armful of booze, shouted in frustration.
“Haa, what is even happening…”
Min Ju-hee was becoming more afraid of herself for starting to get used to these insane remarks.
Regardless.
Holding the dildo high, Oh Yun-ji made a bold declaration.
“This isn't the kind of stuff you can just hear anywhere! Gather 'round!”
* * *
About two hours had passed since Oh Yun-ji began her explanation.
There were already over six empty wine bottles, and the beer cans were getting hard to count.
“So, you target here, and here. Use your tongue like this.”
“Ohooo.”
The conversation was so provocative that it was hard to endure without drinking that much.
Of course, not everyone was focused on it.
“See? Exactly! You do it with this kind of feeling. Then his thighs will start to tremble a bit, right? His muscles will tense up? That’s when the satisfaction hits. You realize, ‘He’s having a hard time holding back his climax because of me right now.’”
“Waaa…! I, I want to try it too! I want to feel that!”
“Just trust me! I felt so bad about yesterday! I’ll teach you everything!”
“Waaaa!”
Only Oh Yun-ji and Seo Ye-rin were sitting on the floor, having a conversation centered around the dildo.
“I’ll make it so Kim Woo-jin grabs your hair and says, ‘Ye-Ye-rin! Stop! Wait a second!’”
“That’s hot! So fucking hot!”
The others had long since given up or were feeling a reality check, enjoying this time in their own ways.
“Phew.”
“Haa.”
Yoo Ah-rin and Min Ju-hee sat across from each other at the hotel table, drinking.
The most empty bottles were rolling around them; at some point, the two had started a drinking duel.
Initially, they were drinking to smooth over their awkward relationship. But at some point, it had turned into a battle of pride over who could drink more.
“Senior, have a drink!”
“Sure thing!”
After two hours, both of their tongues were loose. Even so, they didn't stop and kept clinking their glasses.
“…….”
Choi Jin-ah was sipping a canned beer with a blank expression.
Why am I even here?
Sitting on the edge of the bed, she listened to Seo Ye-rin and Oh Yun-ji’s conversation from a distance.
Seeing the two of them casually spill details she could never have imagined, she felt more amazed than anything else.
It was like… the feeling of watching a strange animal at the zoo.
Just as she began to feel that they weren't just crazy but actually impressive.
Hmm?
As she listened while tilting her head, Choi Jin-ah noticed something strange.
Where did I-seo go?
One person was missing.
* * *
I’d said those things, but I didn't actually think Choi I-seo would come to my room.
I knew the others would obviously follow if she suddenly disappeared on her own.
But Choi I-seo had accomplished that difficult feat. She had come to my room alone.
“Hic.”
And she was completely wasted.
“How much did you drink?”
I sat her on the edge of the bed for now and got her some cold water from the fridge. She looked like she needed to sober up.
“Are you okay? No, you should’ve drank in moderation. Just how much did you have?”
“Hic, I don't know…”
“Are the others all drinking right now? Haa, I should go stop them.”
I didn't realize this would happen while I was on the phone with my Big Hyung.
As I tried to head to the girls' room, Choi I-seo grabbed the hem of my shirt.
“Don't go.”
“If everyone is as drunk as you, I at least need to make sure they can sleep properly.”
“Don't go.”
Look at her being stubborn because she’s drunk. She’s definitely cute since she’s acting differently than usual.
“I’ll be right back. Okay? I have to at least get them into their beds.”
“Don't gooo.”
Choi I-seo whined while gripping my clothes tightly. I didn't think her drunk habit was like this.
What’s this? Did something happen?
Did someone provoke her? Usually, even when she’s jealous, she doesn't let it show, but today she’s being completely blatant.
“No, really, it’ll just be a second. I’ll be back in a minute, okay?”
“I’m gonna count to sixty?”
“Yeah, I’ll be back before then.”
I was about to leave to check on the others.
“One, two, sixty. Done.”
“Are you kidding me?”
She’s not a child.
I was about to ask why she was counting like that, but my heart softened when I saw Choi I-seo looking up at me with her cheeks puffed out.
“Phew, it’s hot.”
Choi I-seo struggled to take off her clothes. When I helped her remove her top, she was wearing the blue bikini I’d seen earlier today.
“…….”
Look at her, pretending she wasn't interested while being fully prepared. If she weren't drunk, I would’ve been able to see her embarrassed expression.
But perhaps because she was tired from the alcohol, she started nodding off.
Well, what can I even do?
I was turned on, but I had no desire to force a girl who was falling asleep to do anything.
I was about to carry her back to her room when I heard a cautious knock and Choi Jin-ah’s voice from the door.
“Um, Woo-jin? Do you have a moment?”
Did she come to take Choi I-seo?
When I opened the door, Choi Jin-ah was standing there hesitantly in her pajamas.
She’s drunk too.
Her face was flushed, and I could smell the alcohol; it was obvious she was tipsy.
“How much did you guys drink? Are the others causing a scene?”
“They are… but I think it’s better if you don't come to the girls' room right now.”
“Hmm? Why?”
“I can't tell you.”
What was this? It felt more like worry than a warning.
“I don't want to see you making that face with your tongue out, so please don't go.”
“……Pardon?”
Did I hear that right?
I was about to ask what had happened, but Choi Jin-ah spoke faster.
“Woo-jin, can I ask you for one really difficult favor?”
“No.”
“…….”
“You said it’s a difficult favor. I don't want to.”
“Let’s just take one photo together.”
“That’s not a difficult favor—”
“Lying on the bed.”
Is she doing this because she’s drunk?
As I stared at her, speechless, Choi Jin-ah lowered her head and the words came pouring out.
“M-my father is really suspicious about whether we’re actually dating. I think I need to take a photo and send it to him.”
“So you want to take a photo lying on the bed?”
“Yes, wouldn't that be enough?”
Hmm.
To be honest, I wondered if I really needed to help her. But seeing her as restless as a mouse with its tail on fire made me feel bad for her.
“Lying down is a no-go. Let’s just take it sitting on the edge of the bed.”
“Th-that’s enough.”
Since Choi I-seo was in my room, I tried to go to Oh Yun-ji and Choi Jin-ah’s room instead. But Oh Yun-ji had the keycard, so we couldn't get in.
Since she said I shouldn't go into the girls' room, it had to be my room after all.
“…….”
Once inside, Choi Jin-ah was momentarily lost for words as she saw Choi I-seo asleep on the bed. Fortunately, she was under the covers, so the bikini wasn't visible.
“Let’s take it quickly.”
I adjusted the angle so Choi I-seo wouldn't be in the shot. We sat close together on the edge of the bed.
Might as well get it over with in one go.
When I wrapped my arm around Choi Jin-ah’s waist, she looked at me in surprise and bit her lip.
“Y-you’re very skilled at this.”
“Is there anything to be skilled at?”
“Let’s just take it!”
“I’ll take it for you, give me your phone.”
I switched to selfie mode and took the photo. The composition made it look a bit like I had snatched Choi Jin-ah away, which felt a little uncomfortable.
“Th-that’s it! It’s enough!”
Perhaps embarrassed by how blatantly close we were, Choi Jin-ah, her face bright red, jumped up and ran out of the room.
“Hey! Your phone—!”
I shouted for her to take it, but she was already gone. I felt a bit bad, thinking she must have been that embarrassed.
Well, I can just give it to her tomorrow.
I placed the phone on the bedside table and turned off the lights. I was starting to get tired, and I felt like I’d get swept up in some weird momentum if I stayed awake.
I slid under the covers, and there was Choi I-seo, sleeping with her back to me.
I figured it would be okay to just hold her while I slept, so I gently hugged her from behind and closed my eyes.
About five minutes had passed.
“Why?”
Choi I-seo’s voice, carrying a slight tremor, broke the silence.
“Aren't you going to do it?”
Her pronunciation was clear. Her voice, which wasn't groggy, told me she had been awake the whole time.
“No, since you were sleeping… I didn't think we had to.”
When I answered in a momentary panic, Choi I-seo squirmed and turned her body toward me. Looking at me while being held in my arms, she nodded.
“Okay, I get it.”
But contrary to her words, Choi I-seo pressed herself tightly against me and subtly thrust her hips, stimulating my lower body.
Was it yesterday? When someone asked me to pick who was the most lewd.
If someone were to ask me again, I would definitely pick Choi I-seo.
Not many words were needed.
Our lips met, our tongues intertwined.
The first steamy night in Hawaii had arrived.
* * *
“Yawn.”
When I woke up, bright sunlight was streaming through the window. Choi I-seo was lying next to me, fast asleep and completely naked.
It was the total opposite of how she usually looked when she slept.
The sense of pride was short-lived. The moment I saw the traces of our lovemaking on her lower body, I slapped my forehead.
Ah, I’m screwed.
I’d bragged to Big Hyung so many times that I wouldn't cause any trouble. I’d even reassured Senior Ju-hee not to worry.
And I screwed it up in just one day.
“It’s all Choi I-seo’s fault. Yeah, definitely.”
The image of her blushing and saying it was okay when I said I was out of condoms was still vivid in my mind. That was a national treasure-level moment.
I checked the phone on the table. I’d been really annoyed last night because the phone kept ringing late at night.
“Hmm? What’s this?”
But when I checked the call log, there were no incoming calls.
I wondered what was going on, but then another phone on the table caught my eye. It was the one Choi Jin-ah had left behind in her embarrassment last night.
“…….”
A chilling sensation washed over me. I definitely remembered answering a call from someone last night, saying one thing, and then hanging up.
I checked Choi Jin-ah’s phone.
There were several missed calls from Choi Jin-ah’s father.
At the same time, the memory of the conversation I’d had, thinking it was my phone, came back to me.
“Ah……”
If I’d been drinking, I’d rather have blacked out so I could at least feel at peace. Unfortunately, the events of last night were all too clear in my memory.
I had picked up the phone.
— Hello—
“I’m having sex, so don't disturb me!”
I’d shouted that and hung up.
“Fuck.”
I don't know how many disasters I’ve managed to cause in just one day.