Chapter 251: I Do Have Erectile Dysfunction
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 251: I Do Have Erectile Dysfunction
Let’s turn back time for a moment.
Back to when Yoo Ah-rin was still at the Taekwondo dojang.
"Whew."
Yoo Ah-rin wiped the streaming sweat with a towel and took a moment to catch her breath.
The practice itself was sailing along smoothly.
In fact, everyone was so passionate that progress was much faster than expected; it looked like the results would exceed her initial projections.
It helped that everyone had plenty of free time since it was summer break.
"The kids are improving so fast that they seem to be having a blast. That’s why they’re learning quicker, and they’re even offering their own ideas to make the performance richer."
At the Master's words, Yoo Ah-rin nodded while continuing to wipe herself down.
"I guess so."
Seeing her dazed response, the Master asked curiously, "What’s wrong? Is something bothering you?"
"No, it’s not that I’m unhappy with anything—."
She meant it.
Even from her perspective as the leader, the progress was definitely fast and satisfying.
The problem weighing on her mind was a private one.
"Phew... Master. Can I ask you something?"
"Sure! Anything. Just say the word."
"My boyfriend has been... a bit lacking in energy lately?"
"Boyfriend? Your boyfriend? Ah—that fellow who came by last time!"
The Master’s expression, which had been tense thinking it was a Taekwondo-related issue, relaxed. He urged her to continue with a more casual tone.
"I’ve been feeding him good food and making sure he gets plenty of rest. But he’s just... lost his spark, I guess. I’m not sure what I should do for him."
Since she couldn't reveal the specific details, Yoo Ah-rin explained it indirectly. The Master pondered for a moment, then tilted his head in uncertainty.
"If he’s eating well and resting but still has no energy... maybe it’s something like neurosis? You know, that feeling of being drained because every day is exactly the same. I was like that too, before I started this."
Since he had transitioned from a regular Taekwondo instructor to a performance team teacher for the kids, he had indeed been more energetic than usual.
Taking on a new challenge at his age wasn't easy, but it seemed to have breathed new passion into him.
"..."
However, Yoo Ah-rin couldn't quite agree with that opinion.
It had only been three days since he suddenly started living with three women.
If he was already bored and used to this situation, she didn't have the confidence to keep Kim Woo-jin satisfied.
"Sigh."
Her head began to ache, and Yoo Ah-rin could only let out a deep sigh.
* * *
The following morning.
The atmosphere in the house was somewhat chaotic because Kim Woo-jin had gone out and plastered himself with drinks the night before, despite his injured leg.
Even if it was because of Jeong Chan-woo’s obsessively clingy girlfriend, he was still a patient, wasn't he?
A patient drinking alcohol...
...Is that why he’s sleeping so soundly?
Perhaps out of worry, Yoo Ah-rin woke up much earlier than usual.
Seeing as the main room was still silent, it seemed Seo Ye-rin and Choi I-seo hadn't woken up yet.
Should I go back to sleep?
Yoo Ah-rin, who had come out to the living room to drink some water, considered heading back to her room.
But then, her eyes drifted toward Kim Woo-jin, who was fast asleep on the couch.
"Wait, what?"
She noticed that his member, which had been limp and lifeless lately, was standing tall and rigid.
"Ah."
Yoo Ah-rin reflexively covered her mouth.
She didn't know why.
She didn't know how.
However, she felt as if she had stepped into a scene from a drama.
It was the feeling of seeing a loved one suddenly cured of a terminal illness and restored to health.
I can't let this opportunity slip away.
The Kim Woo-jin who had been so discouraged had finally regained his spirit after a long time.
If so, she had to use this to provide some momentum.
As someone who loved him.
As his girlfriend, there had to be something she could do.
But since Yoo Ah-rin wasn't exactly well-versed in this particular field...
She needed to borrow a little help.
What would Ye-rin do?
If it were her.
What would Seo Ye-rin do in this situation?
What choice would Anonymous 69—the Sex Master who posted on the Bamboo Forest every single day about wanting to have sex—make?
"Whew."
Her hesitation didn't last long.
Slipping stealthily under the blanket, Yoo Ah-rin began her first-ever sincere service.
As if pleading.
As if yearning.
Filled with love.
A few minutes later.
Kim Woo-jin woke up and spoke.
"But, Ye-rin... isn't it exhausting doing this every single morning?"
Freeze.
The yearning movement of her tongue stopped instantly.
In the brief moment under the blanket, a flurry of thoughts raced through Yoo Ah-rin’s mind.
Ye-rin. Every morning.
With just those two keywords, it wasn't hard to figure out exactly what had been going on until now.
* * *
In life, moments where your life is truly in danger don't come around often.
In a country where it's hard to even find a gun, the threat to one's life usually feels far away.
However...
Grip.
The sight of Yoo Ah-rin looking up at me while firmly gripping my lower half...
Was scarier than a gun.
What was I supposed to say at a time like this?
Woo-jin, why on earth did you do that?!
No answer came to mind other than berating myself internally.
It was a desperate struggle for survival.
"Who? Say that name again."
Yoo Ah-rin smirked.
It was a chilling smile.
"Phew."
The curtains were drawn, so I couldn't tell what the weather was like outside, but I figured it was probably a perfect day to die.
I covered my face with both hands and answered tearfully.
"Please spare me."
To think that the best conclusion my brain could squeeze out was a plea for mercy.
"From now on, only answer what I ask. Otherwise, I’m really going to break it."
"Yes... just please let me live."
Taking a deep breath, Yoo Ah-rin tried to act calm as she asked. The tremor in her voice made it clear that she was beyond furious.
"Has Seo Ye-rin been doing this for you every morning?"
"...Yes."
Squeeze!
"Aaaagh! It hurts! It really hurts! I didn't lie!"
"I never said I’d spare you, did I?!"
"L-Let go for a second! You’d win even if you weren't holding that! Our Ji-ah is going to get hurt!"
"Who’s Ji-ah?"
"...My firstborn daughter."
"You son of a bitch!"
For the next few minutes.
I ended up getting thrashed by Yoo Ah-rin, but thanks to being under the blanket, it didn't hurt as much as it could have.
The fact that I was a patient seemed to have played a part in her holding back a little, too.
"Haaa! I wasted my time worrying for nothing. Then again, how could a guy who’s basically just a walking dick have erectile dysfunction?"
After stomping on me ruthlessly, Yoo Ah-rin flopped down on the sofa in annoyance.
Yoo Ah-rin was already sweating from the morning workout.
I, who had been curled up under the blanket taking the beating, cautiously poked my head out and asked.
"Erectile dysfunction?"
What kind of nonsense was that?
If anything, I had so much vitality lately that it was a struggle to keep it suppressed.
If it weren't for Seo Ye-rin, it wouldn't have been strange if I’d jumped someone already.
"What do you mean, ED? Are you joking?"
I tried to jump up and take my pants off immediately, but thanks to Yoo Ah-rin’s earlier "service," they were already down.
Slide.
As a result, the blanket just fell away, and my majestic member was revealed to the world—.
"Cover it up, you bastard!"
"Gah!"
Yoo Ah-rin delivered a front kick right from her seat on the sofa. I ended up rolling across the floor and falling backward.
"Haaa, so you’ve been acting drained because of Seo Ye-rin this whole time? You guys sure have been having a grand old time in someone else's house, haven't you?"
"Can I offer one excuse?"
I hurriedly pulled up my pants and tried to explain myself.
"I was just minding my own business, sleeping. Ye-rin was the one who started it."
Sorry, Ye-rin.
But I might actually die here, whereas you’ll probably just get a light scolding.
"You’re actually selling out Seo Ye-rin just to save your own skin?"
Yoo Ah-rin gave me a look of pure disbelief. She let out a long sigh and massaged her forehead, muttering to herself.
"I don't know anymore. I just don't know. Honestly, I think it would’ve been better if you actually did have ED."
"That’s a terrifying thing to say."
"Whatever! How are you going to explain this to I-seo? You remember how upset she got last time over what happened between us, right?"
I-seo probably wouldn't like the word "upset," but it wasn't entirely wrong, so I let it slide.
"I'll tell her. I'll explain it well, so don't you go saying anything."
"If you’re the one who tells her, you might actually die."
Hearing Yoo Ah-rin say that so seriously made me think she might be right.
"Phew, if that’s the price of my responsibility, I must bear it."
When I answered with firm, manly resolve, Yoo Ah-rin clicked her tongue.
"Tsk, look at you acting like you’re in a movie. You’re literally confessing to fooling around with another girl."
"..."
I had no comeback for that.
"I-seo has her part-time job today. When she gets back this evening, give me and I-seo some time. Just one hour."
"Is one hour of getting beaten enough to settle this?"
"...Two hours?"
"Ugh, why is this guy trying to take responsibility in such a weird way? I’ll take Seo Ye-rin out for about an hour. You two talk it out yourselves."
"Thanks! Ah-rin!"
"And."
Yoo Ah-rin, who pushed me away with her hand as I tried to run over and hug her, bit her lip hard and said,
"You’ll get your second round of punishment from me later."
"...I thought you forgave me?"
"Why would I?"
Her bookkeeping was as meticulous as ever.
"Instead of a beating, can I take responsibility in a different way? Let’s solve this peacefully."
At my words, Yoo Ah-rin thought for a moment, then clapped her hands and shouted.
"Didn't you say your shop has things like chastity belts?"
"My right leg is in a half-cast, so you can hit me anywhere else but there."
"..."
Yoo Ah-rin stared at me blankly for a moment, seemingly speechless at my immediate change in attitude.
Then, she got up from the sofa and headed back to her room.
"Since things got awkward with Choi I-seo last time because of me, I’m letting this go so you can settle things with her first."
"Yes, ma'am!"
"I think I need to have a separate talk with Ye-rin, too."
"..."
It was nice knowing you, Ye-rin.
* * *
Evening.
Choi I-seo, the last of the three to return home, said she was tired and went in to shower.
I’m so damn nervous.
After running simulations all day, I figured if I emphasized my injured right leg while making excuses, I might be able to get through this somehow.
Wait, they were the ones who misunderstood and thought I had ED, so why am I the one who has to make it up to them?
I had that thought, but...
As the man responsible for three women, I suppose I have to accept it.
"Ye-rin, let’s go to the convenience store."
Yoo Ah-rin, who was watching TV, glanced my way and called for Seo Ye-rin.
"Huh? I don't want to. I’m lazy."
Seo Ye-rin, already in her sleeping pants and comfortable clothes, grumbled that it was a hassle.
But when Yoo Ah-rin rushed over and whispered something in her ear, Ye-rin turned pale and bit her lip hard.
"Traitor Kimuji!"
She tried to lung at me, but Yoo Ah-rin ended up dragging her out the door.
"Phew..."
One hour.
Only I-seo and I were left in the house.
I had roughly mapped out an escape route, and even considered hiding in Ah-rin’s room if things went south.
"What? Where did everyone go?"
"They said they’d be out for about an hour."
I answered Choi I-seo as she stepped out after her shower.
Mentioning the specific time was intentional.
"Hmm."
With a lukewarm response, Choi I-seo went straight into the main room.
I should have said something just now.
I’m so nervous I can't even open my mouth.
"Phew, stay calm, Kim Woo-jin. You handled it well last time. You can do it again."
Didn't I settle things well when it happened with Ah-rin?
I can do it this time, too.
Besides, Choi I-seo already knows that we’ve already done everything there is to do.
Plus, I want to clear up the ED misunderstanding as soon as possible.
Being a healthy college student in his 20s and having his girlfriend think he has erectile dysfunction was truly horrific.
Perhaps that humiliation was converted into courage.
Before I knew it, I was gripping the handle of the bedroom door and swinging it open.
"I-seo—!"
I-seo! I have something to tell you! My words were never finished.
Because there...
"W-Wait! I’m not fully dressed yet!"
Was Choi I-seo, wearing a bunny girl outfit.
What is this?
What’s going on?
Why is Choi I-seo wearing that?
"W-What... is that?"
I found myself stuttering.
At my reaction, Choi I-seo answered shyly, fidgeting.
"I... I thought you’d been lacking energy lately... so I wondered if an event like this might make you happy."
So.
She thought I had ED, and that’s why she prepared this event?
"You’re right, I did have erectile dysfunction."
I’ll admit it.
That shameful stigma.
If it makes Choi I-seo appeal to me this proactively...
I’ll gladly be called impotent a hundred times over.
Click.
"W-Why are you locking the door?"
A flustered Choi I-seo asked, but my answer was the sound of my zipper coming down.
"W-Wait! T-This wasn't part of the plan! I was just going to try and treat you—mmph!"
I silenced her by pressing my lips against hers.
I didn't care anymore.
Yoo Ah-rin and Seo Ye-rin would be back in an hour.
F-u-u-ck, I don't care.
Yoo Ah-rin and Seo Ye-rin were scary, sure.
But with Bunny Girl Choi I-seo right in front of me, I wouldn't be a man if I held back.
"I need to check if I’m really all better."
I whispered as I pulled my lips away and pulled her into an embrace.
"...Okay," she whispered back, accepting me.