Chapter 201: During Part-time Job
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 201: During Part-time Job
“Phew, I’m here. Sorry, class ran a bit late.”
I greeted the bald uncle—no, the Boss—as I stepped into the adult store.
The Boss, who was sitting at the counter, welcomed me with a smile.
“You’re not even late. You’ve still got five minutes before your shift starts.”
“I should at least be ten minutes early.”
I immediately tied on my apron.
Surprisingly, there were even masks and cotton gloves prepared at the counter. At first, I thought it was for hygiene since it’s a place that handles adult products.
In reality, it was more for the part-timers to hide their faces with the masks, and the gloves were there because some of the items looked a bit... menacing.
“Thanks. Hang in there.”
“Will do. But are you going somewhere?”
It was 5:00 PM. Since it was peak commuting time, I was curious about what the Boss was up to.
“I’m heading out to meet a friend. I’ll be at the cafe nearby, so call me if there’s any trouble.”
“Understood.”
The Boss left, and I was alone in the shop.
It was only my second day on the job. Honestly, it wasn't anything spectacular. I even wondered how he paid the part-timer's wages or the rent, considering how few customers came in. At most, I figured condoms had the best turnover rate.
“But these days, even convenience stores sell condoms.”
Perhaps that was why the shop was filled with much more niche items than just condoms. There were so many strange tools that I’d been genuinely surprised, and they were more expensive than I’d expected.
“Yawn.”
I figured today would be just another ordinary, uneventful day.
Creak.
“Oh, Oppa! You’re such a pervert!”
“Ehey. We’re adults. We should at least take a look at a place like this once.”
A familiar face walked in. Kang Han-gang entered with a grin, a girl I’d never seen before clinging to his arm.
“Welcome.”
When I greeted them brightly, Han-gang flinched and looked toward the counter.
“Do you... like me or something?”
“Are you crazy? Just because we sell dick-like things here doesn't mean you should talk dick-like nonsense.”
For the record, I wasn't just swearing; it was a bit of wordplay since we actually sold things like that. He didn't seem to appreciate it much, though.
“Oppa, who is he?”
“A junior from university. Just... just an acquaintance. We’ve only grabbed drinks a few times.”
“Wow, you found another girlfriend already? When are you going to the military?”
When I asked with a bored expression, resting my chin on my hand, the girl looked shocked and turned on me.
“My Oppa is a discharged soldier who finished his full term, you know? The 12th Division?”
“That’s nonsense. He hasn't even been to the training center yet.”
“Oppa?”
The girlfriend demanded an explanation from Han-gang. It seemed he’d been dating her under the lie that he’d already served. That guy really lives his life with some serious balls.
“No, Jin-ah! It’s not like that!”
“Forget it! Oppa, how could you lie about something like that?!”
It looked like I’d chased away a customer, but I felt I’d earned high marks for saving a woman’s time.
“Sigh, Kim Woo-jin, seriously.”
Han-gang slapped his forehead and grumbled as his girlfriend stormed out of the shop. Seeing as he didn't chase after her, he probably wasn't that serious about her anyway.
“Looks like you’re going to be lonely tonight. Why don't you buy a Tenga? We have a lot of interesting stuff here.”
“Are you nuts? I’m going to a hunting pocha or a club to enjoy a one-night stand. The rumors about me in the English Department have gotten so weird that the girls are avoiding me—!”
“No, I’m telling you, there’s really cool stuff here. Do you know Uihara E? We have an onahole modeled after her.”
“...She was my first love.”
This bastard suddenly got sentimental on me.
“Right? And she’s waiting for you to be the one to break her in.”
Strictly speaking, it was a brand-new onahole, so I wasn't lying.
When I brought out the box with the AV actress’s picture on it, Han-gang gulped and handed over his card.
“You don't sell the videos separately here, do you?”
“I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. Or is it? Anyway, we don't sell them.”
Han-gang looked a bit disappointed. I wanted to put it in a transparent plastic bag for him, but unfortunately, we didn't have those.
“Mr. Bag.”
Han-gang got annoyed when I put it in a pink bag, but he left the shop with it anyway.
“Please come again!”
Sweet, I made a sale. Not a bad start.
About thirty minutes passed. I was cleaning up out of boredom when another customer entered.
“Welcome.”
This time it was someone alone. Judging by the mask and short stature, it seemed to be a woman. In situations like this, it’s better not to initiate conversation, so I naturally went back to the counter and looked down at my phone, pretending to be busy.
I was browsing the Bamboo Forest, which was finally returning to normal as the freshman-hating phase died down.
“Ex-ex-excuse me.”
The woman standing in front of the counter called out to me cautiously.
“Yes?”
When I greeted her with a bright smile, she hesitated before asking in a small voice.
“Do you... do you have anything... shaped like a man?”
“Right this way.”
When asked a direct question, I had to help. She seemed nervous, and the shop was surprisingly large, so she probably hadn't looked around properly. I quickly led her to the section with the dildos and gave her another cheerful smile.
“They’re right here. Is there anything else I can help you with?”
“The, the size...”
“Mine?”
“No, no! I mean, I was wondering where the sizes are written.”
Ah. Right. For a second, I thought she’d suddenly gotten bold.
“It’s written right here on the box. If you’ve never used one before, it’s better to start with something on the smaller side.”
“Ah...”
“Or, come this way. Rather than starting with these monstrous things, something that provides external stimulation might be better—.”
About thirty minutes later, the woman left after purchasing a vibrating tool and a relatively small dildo.
“Please come again!”
Though, for some reason, she fled the shop with her head bowed, unable to say a word.
“My batting average is pretty good today.”
It was now 6:30 PM. Quite a few customers were coming in. Couples visited, and a dangerous-looking man even came by looking for the manager. There was more to do here than I’d thought. Plus, a lot of people asked questions about the products.
“Welcome.”
I thought it was another customer, but...
“Ugh, of course you’d work in a place that’s just like you.”
It wasn't a customer, but an acquaintance. Yoo Ah-rin walked in with her hands shoved deep in her pockets, clicking her tongue.
“Oh, hey. You were still at school?”
“I played basketball with the girls, took a shower in your room, and now I’m on my way home.”
“...My room?”
I was flustered, but I forced a natural smile.
“Yeah, your room. I cleaned up while I was at it. Empty your trash can more often. It stinks.”
“Gasp!”
Shit, I had a bad feeling. Since the girls have been walking on eggshells around each other lately and haven't been doing that with me, I’ve been relying on certain actresses. I knew the girls came to my room often, so I should have cleaned up, but I got distracted by my bicycle and forgot.
As I collapsed onto the counter, trembling in agony, Yoo Ah-rin patted my head to comfort me.
“It’s okay, it’s okay. If it had been used condoms, you’d be dead, but it was just tissues.”
“I don't know if I should call that a relief.”
“It is a relief. Anyway, give me a tour. This place is bigger than I thought.”
“Sigh.”
Since there were no other customers, I stepped out from behind the counter to show Yoo Ah-rin around.
“As you can see, it’s divided into men’s and women’s sections. The stuff in the middle can be used by both.”
“...Used by both?”
“Don't ask. I’m not that interested either.”
After seeing some panties with a male attachment, Yoo Ah-rin quickly conceded and stuck close to my side.
“These things are really bizarre.”
“Honestly, some of them are kind of gross.”
“The stuff the Vice Chairman sold at Gold One was child’s play compared to this.”
“Well, yeah.”
Though the person who bought those items was the Boss of this very shop.
“So, working here is just like a convenience store? Customers bring stuff up, you ring them up, and that’s it?”
“I thought so too, but surprisingly, people ask a lot of questions. I guess because these products aren't exactly common.”
“Hmm, I guess that makes sense.”
“It gets awkward sometimes. It’s not like I’ve tried every single item myself.”
“...Don't look at me like that before I gouge your eyes out.”
“Ahem.”
Did she catch me looking at her lecherously? If Yoo Ah-rin had said something like, “Really? That sounds tough,” I would have asked for her help immediately.
Anyway, as I continued the brief explanation...
Before I knew it, Yoo Ah-rin had picked up a display dildo and was poking me in the back with it.
“Why are you swinging that around?”
“Hmm? No... just because. I thought this one looked a bit more normal than the others. It’s on the average side.”
“Oh, that.”
At first, I also thought it looked out of place, like Krillin standing among Super Saiyans.
“That one has a different purpose. Women use it for masturbation, but—”
“Masturbation...”
She looked flustered by my blunt language. But I was an adult store employee. I wasn't the least bit embarrassed by this. It was my job.
“It’s also used for practice. You know, putting it in your mouth, rolling your tongue around it, things like that.”
“Aha.”
“It’s exactly what you ne— Gack!”
Yoo Ah-rin’s knee slammed right into my solar plexus.
“I knew you were going to say that.”
“Cough! You crazy girl! It was a joke!”
“Joke, my ass! You meant it!”
She caught me.
“B-but! That’s every man’s dream!”
When I tried to appeal to her as a matter of instinct, Yoo Ah-rin pointed the dildo at me like a sword.
“It’s your fault in the first place! My mouth is so small I can barely even eat a lettuce wrap, but yours is so big that when I put it in—!”
Grumbling in annoyance, Yoo Ah-rin looked at the dildo in her hand, and a smirk spread across her face as if she’d just had an idea.
“You bastard, you should experience it too. See just how overwhelming it is.”
“...What?”
Thump.
As Yoo Ah-rin approached, gripping the dildo tightly, her expression held nothing but pure evil.
“Open wide. I’m going to let you experience exactly how hard it is.”
“N-no! Stop!”
I desperately tried to run for the exit, but Yoo Ah-rin was a step faster. Caught right in front of the door, I was tackled and pinned down by her.
Taking a mounting position, Yoo Ah-rin grabbed the dildo with both hands and started thrusting it toward my mouth.
“Open! Up! You need to know what we go through!”
“Wait! Wait! Okay! I’m sorry!”
“Shut up! Here comes 0.5 Woo-jin!”
“I don't want it! No! Stop it!”
I protested with a tearful face, but the moment the glans of the dildo touched my lips...
Creak.
“Hello, I’m here to deliver coffee to the employee—.”
Senior Ju-hee walked into the shop, holding coffee.