The Tree and the Song
A sunny afternoon.
Seru stood alone in his room.
Heh.
A lecherous grin spread across his face.
Slide.
He pulled down his trousers.
In his hand was his cock.
There were no women in the room. There wasn't even any erotic literature to look at. And yet—
He began to rub his cock.
Stroke, stroke, stroking away.
His cock began to swell, growing larger by the second. Once it was fully erect, he pulled his hand away and began to thrust into the empty air.
At first, it was light.
But soon, he found a rhythm, dynamically stabbing at the air.
At that same moment.
Queen Regina III was standing on the podium, delivering a speech.
The grand hall, packed with ministers and nobles, was as solemn and quiet as ever. She was continuing her speech, as she did every day, on the grace of the Goddess Gaia and the prosperity of the kingdom.
Calm and dignified.
"...Therefore, we must uphold the will of the Goddess Gaia, protect the fertility of the land, and—"
That moment.
"Hngh..."
A moan suddenly escaped her lips.
The ministers and nobles tilted their heads in unison.
"Hm? What was that sound just now?"
"Where did that come from?"
"Who knows?"
Regina’s eyes widened in surprise, but she quickly composed her expression. After a brief cough, she continued.
"...Protect the fertility of the land, and prioritize the well-being of our people above all else."
She continued her speech as if nothing had happened, raising her voice with conviction. But not even a few seconds passed.
"Ha-ah..."
This time, the moan was even clearer.
A few nobles blinked, looking at one another. A minister standing nearby asked cautiously,
"Your Majesty... are you alright?"
Regina hurriedly covered her mouth.
"I-it is nothing. Let us continue. Therefore, this year’s ritual shall be held with even greater solemnity— ha-a-a-at!"
[Remote Copulation Art] is currently active.
This time, the sound was louder. There was no longer any room for misinterpretation.
The ministers rose from their seats.
"Her Majesty...?"
"What is happening?"
Voices erupted from everywhere. Adelheit, who was standing guard nearby, tilted her head.
"What is the matter...?"
Regina looked flustered.
"E-everyone, be silent. I am in the middle of a speech."
She stuttered, trying to rush through her speech, but her body was refusing to obey her will.
Under her skirt.
Her buttocks were moving rhythmically, shaking without a sound. Something invisible was thrusting into her from inside her dress, violently and rhythmically.
"Ngh... Ah... Ah-ah..."
Regina couldn't hold back another moan. She gripped the podium with both hands and squeezed her legs together. But the harder she tried, the more her skirt shook.
The people watched her, overcome with worry that she might be ill.
"Your Majesty! Are you unwell!"
"Have you come down with a fever?"
Regina’s eyelids trembled. With her face flushed bright red, she barely managed to raise one hand.
"I-it is fine. Everyone... be... silent."
Once again, an intense wave of pleasure washed over her.
"I am... fine... Ah-ah!"
The sound echoed so loudly it was embarrassing, and the hall fell into silence. Everyone looked at her with shocked eyes.
"She must be really sick, right?"
"Could it be... an assassination? I fear she may have been poisoned."
"Quickly, call for a priest or a physician!"
While the hall was in chaos, with no one knowing the reason—
In Seru’s bedroom.
Seru was busy thrusting into the air.
"Hah, hah! Regina! Regina!"
Swish! Swish-swish!
The pleasure was exactly the same as if he were holding her and thrusting into her. The sensation of the pussy, the feeling inside the vagina—it was all perfect.
"It feels like I'm really inside Regina's pussy...! Ugh...! It's good...!"
His cock was mercilessly stabbing the pussy of Queen Regina, who was thousands of steps away in the hall.
Remote Copulation Art.
It was truly an absurdly broken technique.
"Your Majesty, you're tightening so much right now? You like it too, don't you...? Hah, hah, hah!"
Seru panted, increasing his speed. His cock stood tall. He bombarded the empty air, wearing an ecstatic expression.
"Ugh...! You're tightening again...! Your Majesty...! You truly have a magnificent body...!"
In the hall, Regina was trembling, clutching the podium. Beneath her skirt, a drop, then two drops of transparent fluid... were dripping onto the floor.
She desperately covered her mouth and said in a nearly sobbing voice,
"T-today's speech... shall... end here...!"
With that, she descended from the podium as if fleeing. Adelheit and her aides approached her quickly, but she raised a hand to tell them not to follow, then hurried away.
"W-what is going on?"
"Is she very ill?"
"This is a disaster."
The nobles murmured. Regina left the hall with quick steps, leaving the noise behind.
In the hallway.
The moment she was out of everyone's sight, Regina leaned against the wall.
"Sir Seru is truly..."
The stimulation in her pussy was so intense she could barely walk.
"Even in a place like this... you're so mischievous♡"
That moment—
Her body shuddered violently.
"Kuh... Ah-ah-ah-ah...!"
She climaxed right there. At the same time, Seru, back in his room, ejaculated into the air.
Splurt! Splur-r-rt!
His semen flew in an arc, splattering onto the floor.
"Haa, haa...! That was a refreshing release!"
Seru smiled with satisfaction. "This technique... it's incredible."
I couldn't contain my excitement after acquiring a new technique. I threw myself into my training with renewed vigor. Now, I wanted to do it not just at night, but during the day as well. I took a brief break and headed to the nearby forest.
Actually... ever since I obtained Level 1 of the Earth Yin-Yang Copulation Art, Steel Skin and Strong Muscles, there was something I had been dying to try. Something I couldn't easily do in my room, something only possible in the forest.
Deep in the forest.
I stood before an old oak tree where no human foot had trod.
"Hoo..."
After quietly checking my surroundings, I quickly pulled down my trousers and took out my erect cock. The veins were already bulging on the shaft, and the glans was swollen like a large plum. During the walk here, I had kept it buried inside the Queen's pussy using the Remote Copulation Art.
"Let's see how strong my cock really is... I have no choice but to test it on you."
I took a light breath, pulled my waist back, and thrust forward with all my might.
Thud!
"...!"
My cock was firmly embedded in the oak trunk. A hole had been punched right through the wood.
"Oh, this is insane."
I hadn't realized it was this powerful! When I pulled my cock out, wood fragments rained down, and sawdust-like powder scattered in the air. My cock was perfectly fine, without a single scratch.
I stared blankly, alternating between my cock and the hole-ridden trunk, before bursting into laughter.
"Haha, what is this? It really is a steel cock."
I thrust into the trunk again. This time, in rapid succession.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
As I repeatedly thrust into the same spot, the hole grew deeper. The tree seemed to scream, with creaking and cracking sounds echoing one after another. The sound felt strangely erotic, making my cock feel even harder.
"Haa, why does this feel good? Damn it."
I buried my cock deep into the trunk and thrashed it around inside. Even then, there wasn't a single scratch on the surface of my cock; it actually felt good. The rough texture felt like it was scratching my cock in a refreshing way.
"I'm going to cross the line at this rate."
I shouldn't do that. Really... if I ejaculate into a tree, I'm no longer human. What kind of madman does that with a tree? Let's live like a human being.
Fortunately, I regained my reason and was just about to pull my cock away when—
"Ah-ah~♪ My dear, my love~♪"
A man's singing voice drifted from somewhere. It was a quite earnest and sorrowful love song. However, the pitch was constantly wavering, and I could tell his voice couldn't keep up with the high notes. To my ears, accustomed to working in music, he sounded like a clumsy beginner. He even sounded tone-deaf.
"Has he never sung a song in his life?"
He was clumsy, but kind of cute. A smirk escaped my lips. I pulled up my trousers and buttoned them. Then, out of curiosity, I walked slowly toward where the singing was coming from.
A small clearing in the forest.
A middle-aged man was standing there. He looked like a noble in his mid-thirties. He was well-dressed, holding a sheet of music in one hand. He was singing loudly and earnestly, his neck veins bulging.
"Your smile... makes me live-e-e-e~♪"
Ugh... I really can't listen to this part.
"Ah... I messed up again."
The man let out a deep sigh and scratched his head. I watched from behind a tree for a moment before clearing my throat.
"Ahem."
The man jumped in surprise and turned around. "W-who is there!"
I raised my hand. "Ah, apologies. I heard singing and came to take a look. I apologize if I disturbed you."
The man stared at me, then his expression turned to one of surprise. He must have recognized me as the foreigner with black hair.
"H-Han Seru?!"
"Yes, that's me."
"Ohhh! It is an honor to meet you! I have heard so much about you!"
The man’s name was Edwin. He was a noble with the rank of Baron. We exchanged brief greetings and continued our conversation.
"Are you preparing for a performance?"
Edwin scratched his head bashfully and showed me the sheet music.
"It is embarrassing, but I was practicing a serenade for my wife, who has been depressed after a miscarriage recently. But my skills are... lacking."
He sighed and added, "I wanted to give her a surprise gift at a party... but at this rate, I'm too embarrassed to even sing it."
I looked at the sheet music, then raised my gaze to look at him.
"Shall I help you? You are doing something meaningful, and I would like to assist."
"Ohhh! If you would do that, it would be the honor of my family!"
It was a song practice for his grieving wife; I couldn't just leave him. I wanted to help him for a moment. Doing a good deed made me feel good, too.
"Try singing it properly once. I'll listen and help you fix the parts that need work."