Please Hit Me
I'd been looking forward to it.
I'd been really looking forward to it──!!
I'd been fully prepared to take every drop of that liquid spraying through a sea of watching eyes with my entire body.
"…Please come out after class."
"……."
What even is this──
Haa, fine, whatever. Sugar's a Saintess, after all. A proper, dignified Saintess who knows how to care about other people's eyes, right?
Spraying pure white creamy fluid in front of everyone would have been a bit much for her.
Tsk, but today's cream soup was pretty good, and she left it all. Guess she didn't have an appetite. I thought she'd been carefully saving it up just to dump on me.
But Sugar's so cute. Even though we're the same year, the way she treats me so carefully… she's got the makings of a queen of doormats. Training always starts with the carrot, right?
The real delicious part is when she walks into some secluded spot with nobody around and her whole expression flips.
Hmm? Why did you do that earlier~? she'd press gently. Then deliberately plant her foot behind her doormat friend's heel, make her step back and fall, catch her naturally, cast a shadow over her face with her own, and shoot her a look — she'd die of pure bliss.
Haaa… so the Saintess has both the sweet and the bitter in her, huh.
…Ah. Right. Afternoon practical starts early.
…Hngh. Guess I'll have to settle for one dessert today.
Bang─
Thud-
Oh, that one's mana capacity is pretty high. There's a hole in the target. Way bigger than my hole. Three? Four? Hmm….
Looks like a country girl who just came up to the capital, but she's put in some real work.
Those types of friends getting into scrapes with inferiority-complex-riddled noble ladies, then tossing out clumsy flirting without even realizing it because of their rough knowledge — that's the real good stuff.
Hehe. I wonder which kid she'll end up connected to later~
"Anyone who hasn't gone yet… Sein?"
"Ah. Yes."
Tsk. Could've given me a little more time to fantasize.
I slowly got up and moved to the spot marked with footprints. Marble? I guess you'd call it that — when I poked it with my shoe tip, it was pretty solid.
Even the outdoor-play perverts won't come here. Their butts would hurt. Crossing it off the night patrol route. Yeah.
Wait — or would the ones who like hardcore play come instead? Then I'll put it on hold for now.
Plant them right on the footprint marks, torment them, and if they step out, make them start over from the beginning — perfect training! This place is more fun than I expected.
So who's my partner? Hopefully someone cute. I'm fully prepared to get thoroughly, spectacularly defeated and then shove all the spotlight onto them.
"Sein, who's your partner?"
"……."
Huh, huhhh……. I was so busy fantasizing I didn't notice — this isn't assigned, you pair up yourselves? I hate the teacher. No wonder everyone was coming up all cozy in twos.
"Ah… B-Class had an odd number. Sorry about that."
"…It's fine."
Hah. I don't hate the teacher. A teacher who apologizes to students actually exists?
Looking at her carefully, that suit fits her lines so well — she's got the face of someone a gloomy schoolgirl would lock eyes with and get all sticky and violated by. And then when you actually open her up, she's a virgin, and at her first taste of pleasure it's like What is thiiis─♡ I'm a tea-cher… melting away like sweet caramel syrup into something thick and rich─
"Start when you're ready."
"Ah, yes."
Hngh. Right in the middle of a good scene. But that mid-low voice is seriously hot.
Anyway… no partner, and I'm pretty lonely. But what do I even use to match them. I don't know how to throw fireballs or anything.
Ah, that rock over there looks pretty decent.
"Hoo."
Whoosh─
KABOOM──!
"……."
Ah. Hmm. This is hard to control….
Damn it. This is all the teacher's fault. She went and wrecked my fun fantasies and now my yuri radar's broken.
Not that I can actually say that.
"…Sein."
"Yes."
"You said you transferred in for the first time this year?"
"…Yes."
"……Got it."
What. Did I break some unspoken rule? Having no friends really sucks at times like this. I must've done something wrong….
But I can't use elemental magic. Useless me. Be proud!
My only ability is pushing the backs of cute friends who hesitate at a kiss. A lily who suddenly feels those sweet lips against hers without even moving, melting like snow… haa.
"Alright, afternoon practical is over! Ah, and Sein."
"……Yes?"
"Could you come with me for a moment?"
"Yes."
Hah, what. What is this. Teacheeer… taking a student somewhere… ahh… haa.
…That wouldn't happen. I must've done something wrong. Was that rock someone's pet rock? Or is she going to make me pay for the damaged target?!
Hngh. I'm already here on scholarship.
"Rare cases like the Interference System are normally assigned to A-Class. There seems to have been some kind of mix-up."
"……."
Uweh? What's the Interference System?
Ah? So that's the name of my ability to close the distance between cute lily friends, huh. The interference is pretty big, yeah. I love the natural stuff too, but clinging on while pretending it was an accident is a huge help for closing distance.
"Since it's still early in the semester, the class transfer will be processed first thing tomorrow."
"……What?"
Hold on a second, Teacher. What are you deciding on your own. I haven't even observed the sweet first loves of my current classmates yet?
No… this is exactly like telling me to tend the next flower bed when I haven't even watered the flowers yet….
"And A-Class students can use the school dormitory. Would you like to move into the dorm right away?"
"Ah─ yes."
Yes. Please. Let me do that. Want me to lick your feet?
Watching fresh future lilies on their way to school is fun, but nothing thrills quite like those strange moans drifting through the dorm in the middle of the night. Friends who still haven't come back past curfew? Or friends who got back too late and are secretly crashing for the night in the dorm.
Then when the housemother does a surprise inspection, frantically hiding their friend under the covers with a face gone bright red. And under the blanket, playful fingers lightly stroking the soft inner thigh with the back of a hand─
"…Sein. I'll put in a word for you, so lighten up that face. I'm really sorry."
"……What?"
Suddenly? I never made a face. And why are you apologizing. I'm so grateful right now. Want me to cry tears of gratitude from somewhere other than my eyes so you'll believe me?
"Anyway, sorry for taking your time. Good work today."
"…Thank you for your hard work."
Holy. Holy holy.
Teacher is seriously so nice. If I applied for a one-on-one after-school consultation she'd never suspect a thing… no, she'd be so moved she'd even work overtime for some hot time with a student.
"Well then, I'll be going."
"Mm. You can move to A-Class first thing tomorrow morning. And I'll let your dorm roommate know ahead of time. You'll probably get a call."
"Yes. Thank you."
Phaaa… Teacher is an angel. I don't have any luggage anyway, so when the call comes I can just head straight over.
I gave a full ninety-degree bow packed with sincerity to the teacher who'd rocketed to the top of my personal lily rankings, and left the faculty office.
Originally I'd planned to go spy on the girls enjoying after-school small talk. But my fantasies had been running extra hard today? And a ton of good things had happened?
I'll just sit on a bench and wait for the call. Yeah.
Ah… still, I won't be able to masturbate while fantasizing about innocent lilies at night anymore. That's a shame.
……The bathroom's soundproofed well enough, right?
"……."
Eh. Um. Uuu….
What do I do? Sugar looks really mad.
So, how this situation happened is……. I was spacing out on the bench when the call came, I headed to the dorm, and ran smack into Sugar who'd just gotten back….
And on top of that… that duel challenge? Promise? Anyway, there was that. Me? With the teacher? Spending dense, intimate time so I couldn't go─ something like that?
……As a result, whether she waited this whole time or what, Sugar is staring right at me.
"Sorry, the teacher called me."
"……It's alright. You came all the way here for me, after all."
"……."
Eh. Huh? Sorry, that's not it. I'm just an airhead who completely forgot.
…But I should just keep my mouth shut, right?
"Anyway, I heard about it from Leticia. I understand to some extent as well."
"……Ah."
Leticia? Ah, so that's Gochujang's real name?
But she's so adorable…… like a doll. To think a girl like that would pin her roommate down at night and look at her with bitch-in-heat eyes. I hope she's in the next room… if I used her as a side dish I could probably punch through the wall with my crotch alone.
"And that… being hit… it's fine, so."
"……."
What, eh? Huh? You can't do that. You can't forgive that easily, okay? You're supposed to become a queen who someday lays countless doormats on the floor and wears a wicked smile, okay?
"Hit me."
"…What?"
"I said hit me. I was in the wrong, after all."
I tilted my face slightly forward. Sugar's short, so I have to lean my upper body a little just to match eye level.
Gochujang… no, Leticia seems more suited to being a doormat, so shouldn't you learn this first? Hehe… the harmony of virgin blood and love juices.
And you think just saying you forgive someone means everything in the world ends smoothly? You're a body that needs to class-change into a true sadist, you know.
Come on, hit my cheek. No, hit me anywhere, just do it. Hurry up and teach me what real education is.
Those soft pink lips parting slightly. Don't tell me she's about to spit out a curse she hasn't even learned yet?!
"…That's."
Aww, so close.
And she's really hesitating. Her face is even a little flushed. Is she fighting her inner doormat nature? Or is she so excited she can't control herself?
Hehe, then I've got no choice. I'll have to personally lend a hand. I'm a gardener who waters the flower beds, after all!
Grow, little lily, grow big and strong.
"Ah─?!"
It might be a little rude, but grabbing a wrist is fine, right? Leticia grabbed my wrist however she wanted, so this much skinship between girls seems pretty common.
I loosely took the Saintess's wrist and pulled that limp, fluttering hand up to my cheek. Whether she had no will to resist or was still hesitating, I couldn't tell. I'd gripped her so weakly she had plenty of strength to shake free. The fact that she didn't means she's definitely got sadist potential.
And her nails are so short! She's walking around advertising herself as a cover, huh?
Tap, tap─
I gave her wrist a little sideways shake, tapping my cheek a couple times like adjusting the position. Of course what touched my cheek wasn't her palm but her finger joints and neatly trimmed nails.
Her hands smell nice too. Later these same hands are going to be sloppily working their way between a girl's lower passage, aren't they.
…But she's just fidgeting around. Should I teach her the loud-sound-only pervert-play hand technique first?
The Saintess's hand that had been occasionally poking my cheek with her nail tips in helpless confusion soon spread wide open. Had she finally found the will to hit? Seizing the moment, I loosened the hand holding her wrist, and the Saintess's pure white hand settled flush against my cheek.
…….
What, this is just sticking to me. No, no. I said hit me…?
"I-I can't…."
"……."
The hand gently caressing my cheek suddenly yanked free with a swish. Both hands clasped near her lower belly, fingers fidgeting over and over. When she turned her head slightly as if avoiding my gaze, I could see her earlobes burning bright red.
…What. Is this just because she's a Saintess, all merciful… something like that?
Hah. This is going to be delicious to corrupt. That thrill when the hand that first refused gradually gets used to it, when the inner sadism blooms and the eyes stay still while only the corners of the mouth slowly climb.
Haa, just thinking about it and I'm about to get wet….
Looks like you're going to need to try a little harder.
"Saying you forgive someone doesn't solve everything. It just piles up and makes things harder for you alone."
Forgiveness should mean the same thing as punishment to you, okay? I'll teach you slowly. Yeah?
"Th-ah… uh…."

Oh, she's buffering. …Looks like she broke. Or is she already drawing it in her head? Look at this little minx.
Well, whatever — the longer you hold it in, the bigger the pleasure when you finally bloom.
…Don't tell me you're a pervert who's holding back because you're thinking that far ahead? You're free to descend the mountain! I've got nothing more to teach you.
Anyway, the priests must've raised this advanced little thing without even noticing, doting on her. She's going to go far. Yeah?
……But what's wrong with her state.
"I-I, I'll be going now─!!"
"……Oh."
Without even finishing her words, Sugar bolted away in a panic.
What.
Ah. Aha?
She's a good kid who puts what she learns into practice right away! How filthy must her thoughts have been to make her run off like that.
You're really going to become a princess with countless bitches under her. I'll be cheering for you!