Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Create my own idol group, huh.
And even say those idols are women who feed me holes?
Ha, fuck.
Just imagining it made my cock stand upright.
'Alright. Should I try bringing it up?'
I'd already fucked Han Hye-eun too.
And lately, borrowing Han Hye-eun's halo, I've been living with a decent standing at N&P, so.
I was thinking of at least bringing it up to the de facto power, Team Leader Park Ju-yong.
"Fucking shit!!"
Kwang — the moment I heard Park Ju-yong's thundering lion's roar from the office, my body stiffened involuntarily.
Regardless of how much I hate that guy, the fear ingrained in my body was unavoidable.
It wasn't like I'd been reamed by that bastard just once or twice.
"......What happened?"
I asked Yoon Won-seok, a fellow low-level artist manager, since we kind of stuck together.
At that, Yoon Won-seok, also huddled in a corner avoiding Park Ju-yong's gaze, spoke carefully.
"Well, you know who. The Minimum kids."
Who was Minimum? The rookie idol group that Park Ju-yong had once pushed hard with quite a strong appeal.
Well, an idol group with performance that wasn't all that bad nor good.
All the kids are small and cute, so their faces are fine, but the problem is their dance skills — no matter how much training, they never improve.
'With music these days, pretty much everything can be adjusted with Auto-Tune, so if they can somehow overcome the live performances, it'd be fine.'
We both subtly moved our feet behind a pillar and continued talking.
Because if we ran into Park Ju-yong in that state, no joke, we could get yelled at just for breathing.
"That Minimum, they just released a new song, right. Mini Love."
"Yes."
"They went on a music show and did a live performance."
"Did they play MR instead of AR or something? That would be a huge disaster, but honestly, their live... hmm."
"That would be better."
Yoon Won-seok let out a small sigh.
"You know that, uh, Legend, right?"
"Ah, you mean AM's Legend?"
"Yes, yes, that Legend. They were performing on stage, and Minimum's Stera was watching and really enjoyed it."
Well, she's allowed to enjoy it, isn't she?
Can't a woman like a male idol's stage?
Even if they're fellow idols, they can acknowledge what's cool and pretty.
But, I suppose there's an unwritten rule, so to speak.
Male idols shouldn't go wild over female idol stages, and female idols shouldn't go wild over male idol stages.
"First, that rubbed Legend's fans the wrong way — that's issue number one."
"Yes, yes."
"And the real problem with Legend is that it might not just be a simple assumption or suspicion."
"Yes?"
"......Apparently, Stera was caught getting into a car with one of Legend's members. No article yet, but apparently a photo like that was posted on Legend's community... and she might have even been holding a condom. Haha...."
My god.
I couldn't close my gaping mouth.
As I said earlier, Minimum.
That group's kids were barely surviving by selling their cute, pure image to uncle fans and various men.
If a scandal broke that the leader of that group might have fucked a male idol... then.
"Aaaaaaagh!!! Fucking shit, those whore bastards!!!"
Maybe I could understand to some extent why Park Ju-yong turned into a raging boar like that in the office.
'Ha, they said the quiet ones are worse.'
Stera was especially a kid with a strong image of being quiet and pure.
Whenever I passed by her while working at the company, she'd greet me with a cute 'Annyeonghaseyo~' and I'd grin stupidly because she was so adorable like a baby.
But thinking that a kid like that might not have been able to resist wanting to fuck a handsome idol...
'......It does get me hot.'
Makes me want to fuck her too, for no reason.
No, wait, that wasn't important right now. Park Ju-yong was currently in a state of 'extreme rage'.
Even if I gave him a compliment right now, he'd definitely hear it as an insult.
Naturally.
"If I went to Team Leader Park Ju-yong right now and said, 'I want to form a new idol group, please support me just this once,' what do you think would happen?"
At my question, Yoon Won-seok showed me a gesture without a second's hesitation.
It was extending both hands forward as if to push my back.
"You wouldn't get far. He'd shove Kim Hyun-woo-ssi's back straight off a cliff. Even if it meant he himself ended up in jail."
"Haha, I thought the same."
Fucking shit!
What a shitty fucking timing.
'Ha, it was already ridiculously hard to even bring it up, and now I can't even open my mouth.'
The probability of a low-level manager suddenly going to the team leader and saying 'I want to create an idol girl group on my own, I'll save the company' and having it work was already close to zero percent.
Now it's gone all the way to negative.
[But, if it's not Master, there's no one who can save this company that's rolling full force toward the cliff.]
Hureup — I asked, drinking vending machine coffee after escaping to the emergency exit.
"How about I just leave and start my own company?"
Novel shook its head as it spoke.
[Instead, an enormous amount of time would be wasted.]
[Master works in this industry, so you should know. How difficult it is to discover an idol group from nothing.]
[Besides, you already have work at N&P. If you suddenly leave and try to go solo, do you think Team Leader Park Ju-yong, who already sees you as a thorn in his eye, would just let you go?]
"Hmm... Maybe he'd hire some gangsters to toss me into the Pacific Ocean. Even if he gets caught and ends up in jail himself."
[Exactly.]
Was that for real, fuck.
[It's true that N&P is going downhill, but you can't ignore that it's still a company of considerable size.]
[Starting here is the best beginning, is what I mean.]
[Just having the N&P name makes it easier to meet various producers and makeup artists. It broadens your network in many ways.]
'No, fuck. The problem is that I need to be given that authority.'
But aren't we in a situation where I can't even ask for that authority? It was impossible to begin with, and now if I say it...
[There's a way.]
[Just follow my words. You fucked Han Hye-eun plenty that way, right? Ah, of course, I've almost completely withdrawn the Blessing of Sex I granted you. God doesn't allow you to coast on that forever.]
"What's wrong with taking it easy?"
[It's no fun.]
[In a way, the very fact that God sent me to Master is a kind of amusement for God. So give Him the greatest enjoyment. Then He'll send you not only the Blessing of Sex but also various gifts.]
"True, just my dick becoming amazing is already a fucking incredible gift."
Though it wouldn't be as powerful as when the Blessing of Sex was active.
Even with just this much, I could satisfy Han Hye-eun to a certain extent.
[For now, wait. It's not the time.]
[When lunch comes, I'll give you instructions, so just follow along. Then, even if it's temporary, Master will obtain the authority of a team leader.]
[From then on, we'll be busy moving to cast the kids who will become the best group in South Korea.]
'Okay, I'm trusting you.'
[Hihi, trust me! Who do you think I am?]
"An awesome partner, right?"
[Kya! That makes me want to work!]
To kill time until lunch and also avoid Park Ju-yong, I thought about meeting Han Hye-eun to have lunch together.
[Han Hye-eun: Oppa, I'm sorry. I have an important prior appointment today.]
Normally, she would have come running, saying yes, and then whined that she wanted to suck my cock — whether in the emergency exit, the restroom, the rooftop, or even an empty practice room. For Han Hye-eun to say this much, she must be busy.
And I was going to be busy too.
"Hey, Kim Hyun-woo!! Fuck, with all this chaos, you're looking at your phone? You think you're something now just because you've been hanging around Han Hye-eun and getting some work done? Are you the team leader?"
"......I'm sorry."
"What? Because the Minimum scandal broke, you want to say I've gone blind? That's the kind of look in your eyes!"
Fuck, I bowed my head apologizing.
How the hell can you see my eyes?
What, are your eyes on your instep?
"You think making an idol group is easy? Then why don't you try it yourself?"
I reflexively almost asked 'Really?', but quickly shut my mouth and just repeated 'I'm sorry.'
[Ah, for your information, getting yelled at like this is also part of the build-up process, so please take it quietly. In fact, it'd be great if you could get yelled at even more intensely.]
"The case with Han Hye-eun was just luck, you bastard. I was already planning to pass her other projects because I felt her form was coming back lately. It just so happened that at that time, you were the one who caught Hye-eun's eye by sheer luck."
That can't be true.
If I hadn't fucked Han Hye-eun, she would have completely fallen into the abyss and retired from the entertainment industry by now.
Well, what's the point of saying this.
The only person who can beat an old geezer once he starts being stubborn is a superior with a higher rank.
But in this office, the only person stronger than Team Leader Park Ju-yong is.
The department head who barely shows his face.
"Contact the reporters right now! If any scandal between Minimum and Legend comes out, have them pull it immediately! And report all the posts on the community, or request cooperation from that community to take them down fast!!"
"Yes, understood."
Yeah, this is the job of a low-level manager.
AM is a big corporation, so if they handle it roughly, there won't be much damage.
Or it's not impossible that they'll just shift the blame to us saying it's our fault.
But can N&P afford to get riled up?
Bullshit, talk sense.
If we get riled up and try to grab AM's ankle, we'll break our backbone completely.
"Hoo."
I feel like I've come right back to my original position, sighing deeply as I make phone calls all over the place.
The shitty feeling of having to grovel while continuing painfully awkward conversations with strangers is still the same.
Times like this, if I could just ram my cock into Han Hye-eun's pussy, I could relieve some stress.
[For lunch, go with Yoon Won-seok to eat the spicy flying fish roe fried rice at the place up front.]
'Oh, good menu?'
I did want to eat something spicy to relieve this frustration.
As soon as it hit 11:50, I immediately sent Yoon Won-seok a message on the company chat.
[Won-seok-ssi, how about flying fish roe fried rice at the place up front for lunch today?]
[Huh? Hmm, that's a bit awkward. I guess you could say I'm not that drawn to it. Hahaha.]
Normally, I'd just let it slide with an 'Oh, is that so?' but not today.
Novel said Yoon Won-seok should eat there for lunch.
[Ah, I just hate going there alone. But I really fucking want to eat flying fish roe fried rice. I'll buy. Plus iced Americano after the meal. How about it?]
For someone working at a shitty company that doesn't even cover meal expenses, nothing tastes better than a meal and coffee bought by someone else.
[Ah, I suddenly really crave flying fish roe fried rice. Haha, let's go together. Let's head out at 12:10. I think the Team Leader-nim will leave around 5 minutes past.]
[Deal!]
I smiled triumphantly and said to Novel, waiting for those 5 minutes to pass.
"How is it?"
[It's good that you have basic survival skills ingrained in your body. No frustration. Since Master has followed my instructions, I'll have to show you a bit of magic again.]
[I promise you.]
[Today, Master will receive the title of temporary team leader.]