Chapter 50
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 50
Chapter Title: 13. Wireless Connected Onahole Magic (2)
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1. Do you happen to know a Witch Lady named Ki Hased?
2. You subtly pushed me to have sex with the Team Leader too, but then suddenly your attitude flipped completely—what's the reason?
If I got to meet Erzel again, these would be the two questions I'd ask.
Unfortunately, though, I didn't have Erzel's contact info.
Part of it was my gut feeling that getting too close might lead to trouble, and Erzel seemed conscious of her apprentice too, so she hadn't pushed to exchange numbers with me either.
Unless it was some dire emergency, I wasn't idiot enough to ask Neria for Erzel's contact.
So even though I imagined randomly bumping into Erzel, it remained just an imagination.
After getting off work from Neria's place.
Boarding the subway.
Wondering if the Team Leader had gone home too—lost in such idle thoughts.
Until I beeped the door lock and stepped inside my place.
Having seen nothing but ordinary people on my commute—no witches in sight—I quickly changed and flopped onto my bed.
"Did she go off to make it rain in a drought-stricken land again...?"
I hoped I could see her as soon as possible.
Or maybe I could casually ask the Team Leader for Erzel's contact info.
As I mulled that over, thinking it might actually work...
"...Oh, right."
One of those perverted spells I'd briefly thought about and moved past came back to mind.
You know, that one. Um.
The wireless connected onahole magic, powered by the spatial witch Team Leader's abilities.
"Hm..."
But seriously, it didn't seem impossible.
Asking directly would be rude VS The Team Leader wouldn't hate it.
These two battled it out in my head, leaving me hesitant, but separate from actually asking her, it seemed 'possible.'
The simple teleport spell she'd demonstrated right in front of me.
The so-called delivery magic, where she'd whisked just my laptop to another spot.
...And if I had to add, she'd insisted that actual uterine sex was possible too.
That alone covered all the cutting-edge tech needed for a wireless onahole connection.
No way to talk to Erzel right now anyway—I couldn't hold back my curiosity and grabbed my smartphone.
[Nam Dowon]
- Team Leader, sorry to bother you so late, but are you free to chat for a sec?
The phone rang less than five seconds later.
She must've had her smartphone in hand at just the right moment.
- Hello, Dowon?
"Yes, Team Leader. Got your call."
- What's up? Something with Neria?
"No, as I reported on the way home, Neria took her creampie without issue today too."
- Once. With so much backflow outside the uterus that it overflowed. I remember that, but...
"......"
- So what else would you need to contact me for?"
"Well..."
I called to ask if onahole magic is possible.
Something stripped of all social politeness like that was seriously hard to spit out.
I'd just used 'creampie' without batting an eye, but saying this outright felt too vulgar anyway.
If possible, I wanted to phrase it more obliquely...
Maybe it was the combo of lewd words from the start.
The alternatives popping into my head were no better: remote dick storage case, non-penetrative mana generator. Stuff like that.
Sure, I'd learned the Team Leader's true nature by chance, but she was still the Team Leader.
Plus, in this land of Eastern etiquette where age equaled rank, I asked politely.
"I have a question about your magic and mana recharging, so I reached out."
- ...Ah. Mana recharge...
"......"
- ...Hold on. Sounds like we should talk face-to-face.
The moment I heard that, one scene popped into my head.
In manga, you sometimes see this cliché.
The protagonist ends up seeing the heroine's panties for some contrived reason, or gets pinned under her ass.
And since she was the spatial witch—aka teleport expert—it was obvious she'd pop over here, making it feel exactly like that.
Pretending it was coincidence, all for her own enjoyment.
"......"
So for now...
"...Better to play it cool and stay put."
First time, it'd be polite to pretend I didn't notice.
It was manners, and tangling with a beauty like the Team Leader was more like something I'd beg for.
...She'd probably poof right onto my stomach while I lay here.
Bracing my abs for the impact, I waited for the teleport.
"......?"
A full minute passed.
No, two minutes.
No, three minutes.
"...What?"
I waited thinking she'd come any second, only to get betrayed three times in three minutes.
Should've asked when she'd arrive from the start.
Maybe she'd messaged in the meantime.
I checked my phone belatedly, but our chat ended where I'd last seen it.
No vibrations or sounds anyway, so of course no new messages.
"...Teleport wasn't supposed to take this long."
Of course, I didn't know other witches' standards.
All I knew was what Erzel said: it was extremely difficult magic.
But by the Team Leader's standards, it was instant—anywhere in a blink.
And three minutes was enough to blink fifty times over.
Another minute seemed to pass while I thought, so why was she so late...?
If it was gonna be like this, she should've at least said when...
"Dowon."
As I grumbled inwardly, a familiar golden eye slid into view beside my upward gaze at the ceiling.
She stood right next to me, peeking over with just her head tilted in.
Her black hair slipped toward me, then halted midair.
"T-Team Leader. When did you get here?"
"Just now. I was prepping a few simple things and ended up later than expected."
"Ah, I see..."
"...I wanted to look pretty for you, so I got carried away."
She explained softly, voice lowered a bit.
True to her words, unlike my comfy pajamas, she wore the same outfit from our last meat restaurant meetup.
The black turtleneck that clung tight, drawing stares wherever she went.
With those curves any guy couldn't ignore right in front of me again, I agonized over where to look.
...Especially with those beautiful golden eyes gazing playfully like old times.
It made averting my eyes feel even harder.
"You can stare openly. That's why I wore it, after all."
"......"
"...Ah, I mean just for me! Not speaking for all women or anything."
...I'd only thought it, not said it out loud.
She definitely had mind-reading powers too.
I awkwardly climbed out of bed and stood beside her.
"Sorry for the pajamas, Team Leader. I thought you'd be right over, so I rushed and...
"Hm. You looked pretty comfy lying there for someone in a rush."
"I-I was uncomfortable. For real."
"Uncomfy~? Really?"
"I didn't want to get in the way if you were casting... Figured staying still was safest..."
"You're right. Accidents happen at the apprentice level sometimes. Like car crashes for humans? That's why they drill no drunk teleporting."
"......"
"Back in my training days, I sent a few organisms over the rainbow bridge. Hehe."
That's not something to laugh about.
I swallowed the obvious retort as her golden eyes finally scanned my bedroom, taking it all in.
A faint hum accompanied her light footsteps.
...Well, our last talk was in the living room.
First time in a guy's room, so naturally curious.
Probably boring and crude, she'd lose interest fast.
Not exactly stellar, but a decently tidy bedroom.
Eve the Team Leader, standing beside me and eyeing the bed intently, let out a short laugh before asking her question.
"Anyway, about mana recharging... You're ignoring Erzel's demand to focus on Neria? For the record, I'm against that."
"Not ignoring... More like compromise. Negotiation. Adjustment."
"Oh ho."
"If I end up handling more apprentices later, or Neria starts demanding multiples a day, sure... But for now, she ends it after one..."
"You have semen left over. That it?"
"...Yeah, pretty much."
"Since it came up, roughly how much more can you do?"
"Depends, but when I'm in good shape, I've gone all day with a girlfriend... Varies."
"All day..., hmm..."
Less like leftovers, more like pent-up with nowhere to spend.
Having 10 billion vs. only able to spend 1,000 won a day—totally different.
"St-Still, Erzel won't like it...? I told you last time. She wants you pouring everything into Neria."
"...Right."
"Plus, sneaking around's iffy. Erzel's not clueless—if she senses weird vibes between us, she'll pry. Worst case, she moves in with me."
"......"
She voiced worries similar to last time.
But coming over in that outfit on purpose meant...
"...Still, think you can?"
Less calming me down,
More egging me on.
Finally, very rudely, one question slipped through my dry lips.
"Team Leader. Among spatial spells... is there one that makes portals connecting to other places?"
"Maintenance is a pain, but the formula's simple. City Hall's 14th floor's linked to my virtual space via elevator form right now."
"......"
"What for? Linking our houses? My teleport makes that pointless."
"Well... Uh..."
"......?"
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.
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"Dowon."
"Yes, Team Leader."
"Can I be honest?"
"...I know it was super rude."
"Nah, it actually turned me on. Kinda like it."
"......"
"But I feel a bit of a wall from you..."
"......"