Chapter 16
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 16
Chapter Title: 3. Let's Collect Praise Coupons (5)
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The game screen, long after I'd already been eliminated, was left on just as it was.
Anyway, Neria would be playing it again soon. No need to tidy up.
The kart automatically cruising along the track after the race looked utterly relaxed, and next to it was a two-digit ranking I'd never seen before today.
— ♪ ♬
In front of the TV naturally playing upbeat BGM.
Unlike me, still sitting on the bed, Neria shifted her position a bit.
"...Hoo. I didn't notice when it touched my butt, but looking at it now, it really stands out, huh?"
"...Is that so."
"This part sticking out all blunt like this. That's the guy's dick, right?"
"Yes... it is."
"Maybe because I kinda know what it looks like now. Even like this, it's weirdly gross..."
She sat down not on the bed, but right on the bedroom floor.
Even in that comfy cross-legged pose people call 'full lotus,' she was inspecting this lowly servant's crotch.
...Witches unconsciously look down on humans sometimes, so I'd figured she'd hate being at such a low eye level, like some 'inferior being.'
Apparently, she didn't care much for that kind of formality.
Or maybe it was just me being creepy for even thinking that way over eye level.
"So, what next?"
"Well, probably best to start by taking the dic... out first."
"Who's doing it? Me?"
"Yes."
"You promise to cooperate, and you immediately get cheeky. Fine. I'll do it."
"S-Sorry. I just thought..."
"Too late. I'm doing it."
With a huff, Neria scooted closer and grabbed my pants.
The unfamiliar belt buckle caused a bit of trouble at first, but luckily, it was solved quickly. Once you knew it was just one button, it wasn't hard.
Unbuttoning the pants and pulling down the zipper went smoothly.
Then, as we debated whether to take the pants off or not, Neria, deep in thought, spoke up.
"A guy's butt touching my bed? Kinda grosses me out."
"...I get it now."
In the end, Neria awkwardly tugged down my underwear from inside the pants, bit by bit.
Her attitude was kinda cute, in a weird way.
But I wasn't bold enough to say that to her face.
"...Hey. Nam Dowon. This is the tip of the dick, right? Wait, no, the base?"
"Yes. The base. The rest is kinda flopped over onto my thigh right now..."
"......Ugh, touching it for real, it really is rock-hard..."
"...Yes. Now, if you just grab it and pull it out..."
"Eugh, uh, ahh, ugh......"
"And since it's fully erect and hard right now, instead of poking it lightly, put a bit more strength into it..."
"I know! Just wait... It feels like handling a bug or something..."
"......"
Bug... that's a bit much.
I was a little hurt, but it wasn't a big deal.
Since this was Neria's first time with something like this, it was best to give her time to get used to it.
Feeling like a ball of yarn in front of a cat was tolerable enough.
"Why does it get this hard...?"
"Blood rushes in, or something like that... That's my rough understanding."
"Makes it even grosser... And this, isn't this a vein? The bulging parts?"
"...Probably."
"...How's it feel?"
"What do you mean?"
"When I press the vein with my finger like this, do you feel anything?"
"...Not really. Just that Neria's pressing it..."
"Ahh... No feeling of blood getting blocked?"
Neria blinked her light blue-violet eyes as she asked.
I scratched the back of my neck after giving a suitable answer to the curious apprentice witch's question.
Come to think of it, I never had conversations like this with my ex-girlfriends.
What did we even talk about with them?
...Mostly just size stuff, I guess.
Simple talk instead of the innocent curiosity like Neria's.
Well, I was the type to just comment on their breast sizes too.
Not much difference, really.
"...Whoa, look at this thickness. How's a girl supposed to fit this...!"
"...It fits somehow."
"Ugh, bad phrasing. It fits, sure, but how wouldn't it hurt? Even just the base barely fits between my thumb and middle finger."
Then Neria showed me her fingers formed into a ring right in front of my eyes, slipping a finger from her other hand through it.
Bonus commentary that at this girth, it could easily take three fingers, even four.
She continued, poking at where the tip should be, hidden under my pants along my thigh.
"And the length is an issue too. At least a handspan, right? Measuring like this... What, it's way more than a handspan..."
"That shouldn't matter. Even if it's too much, you just don't go all the way in."
"Not going all the way doesn't solve it. In novels or videos, guys always try to shove it in to the hilt."
"Most of the time, it doesn't matter."
"Hm."
I doubt it.
It has to hurt no matter what.
Muttering skeptically, Neria glanced down at her own lower belly.
...From the way she was probing with her hand, she was probably gauging how far it would go if we had sex.
The head tilt meant she still couldn't wrap her head around it.
"Then I'm probably not one of that 'most' you mentioned. How could all this fit?"
"...Who knows."
"Maybe it looks bigger hidden in the pants? Let's get the real size..."
"...Ah, let me help..."
Suddenly, Neria—now somewhat used to it—grabbed the base boldly.
Too bold, even; this time, I was the one a bit flustered. But her scholarly enthusiasm didn't stop there.
With a curious glint in her eyes, she soon managed to pull my dick completely out of my pants.
"......"
To add some flair,
thanks to Neria,
the fully erect 'whatever happens, happens' dick.
"...Looks even grosser up close."
"...Sorry."
"Don't make me laugh. You don't sound sorry at all...? You're just full of dirty thoughts, aren't you?"
"......Sorry."
"Hey, lowering your tone doesn't make it more sincere...? Haa... seriously......"
Truth be told, a few lowbrow jokes had crossed my mind.
With how we'd gotten a bit closer these past few days, I couldn't help but think of them.
Stuff like, 'Neria's too pretty, couldn't help it.'
Or, 'Good thing I'm well-behaved; any other guy wouldn't stay still.'
Cheap lines like that.
But now wasn't the time for jokes.
To spend this time smoothly, I had to bare my belly and submit to her.
So, adding one more 'sorry,' Neria sighed, lightly pressing her forehead like her head hurt.
I gave her a awkward smile, and she dropped it, no more nagging.
Instead, she just directed her innocent light blue-violet gaze at the dick right in front of her.
"...All this fits? For real?"
"From my experience, yes. And I don't think it's that big, personally..."
If I had to classify it, maybe slightly above average.
Forcing a wry smile, I followed Neria's gaze down to between my legs.
...She was still clenching and unclenching her hand, measuring the length, fascinated by seeing a dick for the first time.
"Neria. Maybe we should move on to the next part now..."
"Next... Oh, that thing you fearlessly sold out my master on earlier?"
"Well... Yeah. That."
"Infuriating, but... fine. I heard that when genitals get like this, it gets really uncomfortable."
"......"
"Where else are you gonna find a witch this nice to humans? Right?"
"...Only you, Neria."
"Ahem."
She smiled faintly, clearly pleased at my prostrated bow of sorts.
Then, scooting even closer, she reached out with her small, pale hand and gripped my dick.
Bonus: marveling that it felt more warm than hot.
Whether because it still felt like touching a bug, or out of worry I'd feel pain, she wasn't gripping hard yet.
"Just stroke it like this? That's what I know."
"Yes. Just up and down like..."
"Like this?"
Same as now.
Not a firm stroke, more like barely brushing.
Made me wonder if she was doing it like when I'd stimulated her nipples.
...Since she liked that, figuring I'd like the same.
Couldn't be helped from an inexperienced girl.
"...A bit firmer grip would be better..."
"Ah~ like when you pinched my nipples earlier?"
"N-Not that much. Just squeeze with some pressure..."
"Hmm... Like this?"
But Neria soon gripped it just right.
Not quite 100 points, but considering it was her first time, a solid 90.
And she wasn't even the type super into sex.
This was definitely praise-worthy.
"......"
"......"
But I couldn't pat the witch's head for it.
So, I just enjoyed Neria's handjob quietly for a bit.
Neria, awkwardly alternating glances between my eyes and dick as she moved her hand, froze after a few seconds.
"......Y'know, actually doing this is way too embarrassing..."
...First time touching the opposite sex's genitals in her life.
"That's understandable, Neria. You've done great. Better if I just masturbate alone..."
Maybe we should stop. Too soon. Count it as a lucky good experience.
Having decided that, I smiled as softly as possible and touched Neria's hand.
She was still gripping tight despite the embarrassment.
Just trying to get her to let go first.
"...What? I said it's embarrassing, not that I'm stopping."
"But..."
Yet Neria surprisingly swatted my hand away firmly.
"...Still, trying to stop shows some consideration. Makes me see you in a new light."
...Probably the first time.
Giving me a positive review, toward me.