A Shocking Performance
Creak, creak. Rattle, rattle. Thump, thump, thump.
"..."
I must have spaced out for a moment. Snapping out of it at the sounds coming from outside, I realized I was lying flat on top of the part-timer, pinning her body beneath mine. And as for her...
"Heh."
She was fast asleep, her face looking incredibly languid and content. It was a look that boosted a man's ego to no end, leaving me thoroughly satisfied.
Sluuurp, pop!
With the sound of a vacuum seal breaking, I pulled my cock out of the part-timer's pussy, gave it a playful pat, and stood up.
Click, click, click.
I captured her hole on my phone, my sticky semen dripping out of it, and made sure to take plenty of photos of her face and body. While I was at it, I didn't forget to lift her thighs, wedge my tip between them, and snap a few shots. Of course, I also took one with my manhood resting right on her face.
"Up we go!"
I ripped open a pack of toilet paper rolls stored on the warehouse shelf, unrolled a long strip, and wiped the bodily fluids off myself. Then, I pressed my ear against the warehouse door, focusing all my attention on the sounds outside.
Step, step. Clatter.
"Grrrgh."
Outside, the zombies were wandering around the convenience store, making clattering noises as if bumping into things.
"Hmm... is there anything I can use?"
I felt like I could easily crush their skulls with my bare fists, but I didn't want to get my hands dirty.
"Heh, look at this."
The fire extinguisher that had hit me on the head. I grabbed it and flung the door open.
"Graaaah!"
The zombies rushed at me the moment they saw me. Raising the fire extinguisher high with both hands, I just started bashing them mercilessly.
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
Thirteen. That was the number of bastards I had killed.
◈ Total Soul Pieces: 13
After opening my status window to confirm the 13 Soul Pieces, I walked forward to lock the glass door at the entrance of the convenience store. But I couldn't achieve my goal.
"H-Hands up!"
"A-Ah!"
A police car was blocking the entrance of the convenience store. A male officer and a female officer got out, pointing their guns at me as they approached.
F-Fuck...
I couldn't believe they had actually shown up, but the gun barrels pointed right at me were very real, so I had no choice but to believe it. But the more I thought about it, the more unfair it felt.
"Fuck, w-weren't you guys trapped inside that car?! I-I just smashed all those zombies' heads and saved you, fuck... Instead of saying thank you, you're pointing guns at me?!"
"...T-That's a separate matter!"
The two of them looked slightly embarrassed for a moment, but they quickly regained their composure and pressed on.
"We received a report of sexual assault! And... it doesn't look like that report was a lie."
The two of them pointed the tips of their guns toward my lower half.
"Ah, dammit."
I was so out of it that I forgot I wasn't wearing pants.
"Well... that's how it is. First, let's close the door."
"You come and close it."
"Man, seriously..."
Seeing as they weren't handcuffing and arresting me right away, these cop bastards didn't seem to be in a very good situation either.
Click, click.
The locking bolt, which wouldn't budge no matter how much force I used when I was chased in by those monsters earlier, slid smoothly into place the moment I adjusted the door's alignment and gave it a little push.
Turning around, I saw the female cop carefully stepping around the corpses as she headed toward the warehouse, while the male cop bastard kept his gun pointed straight at me.
"Come on, brother. Let's call it even."
"T-This guy is crazy..."
Instinctively, I could tell that while that gun might hurt me, it would probably just feel like a sharp sting. I wasn't particularly scared. Still, I decided to play along a little.
"S-Stay still!"
Yeah, just a little. Shrugging my shoulders, I walked over to the food aisle, grabbed two triangular kimbap, and headed to the counter.
"S-Senior!"
Hearing the female cop's voice, I turned my head to see her nodding at the male cop.
"You're under arrest for sexual assault in the act. Put on the handcuffs quietly."
"Stop!"
"..."
When I chanted the invincible spell I saw on the news, the male cop's feet froze in place like magic.
Incredible.
Admiring the government-made spell, I spoke up.
"Let me eat some food first."
But the effect didn't last long.
"You bastard... do you think this is a joke?! Hands up!!"
Of course, I didn't raise them. I just peeled open the wrapper of the triangular kimbap while looking at the corpses.
"Didn't you see me kill the corpses down there? If I get handcuffed, it's going to be hard for you guys to survive too. It's not like you have infinite bullets."
"We're not weak enough to need your concern. Stop talking and put your hands up."
"Heh, weren't you guys shivering inside your car?"
"We were waiting for the right moment! If you resist any further, I'll really feed you a bullet."
Click!
As if he couldn't take it anymore, the male cop pulled back the hammer of his gun and adjusted his grip.
What should I do...
I debated for a moment whether to play weak and tease him, or to show my strength and plunge him into despair.
Heh.
I decided to play weak for now. There was no grand reason. It just seemed more fun.
"I'll cooperate after I finish this."
Seeing me speak while holding the triangular kimbap, he nodded.
Nom, nom, nom, chew, chew, chew...
"..."
He stared at me with a dumbfounded expression as I leisurely chewed and swallowed the kimbap.
"Yujeong!"
"Yes, sir!"
I guess the female cop's name was Yujeong.
"Give this bastard a taste of the taser."
The female cop quickly drew her taser and aimed it at me. Glaring at me with eyes full of rage, she shouted, "You piece of trash!"
In her eyes, it must have looked like the part-timer had been brutally pinned down and raped by me. Well... that was true at first, but she enjoyed it later... I'd make sure to teach this bitch that pleasure later too. For now, I got ready to put on a show.
Bang! Thud!
Two electrode darts slammed perfectly into my body.
"Argh!"
Although a powerful electric current surged through my body, it didn't cause me any damage or pain. I put my heart and soul into acting, shaking my body violently. And...
"Grrrrrgh!"
Splat, splat!
I crushed the half-eaten triangular kimbap in my hand and scattered it all over the male cop.
"Y-Y-You b-b-bastards..."
Pretending to struggle, I tore open the remaining triangular kimbap and threw it at the female cop... no, at the male cop. Splatter!
"..."
"Pfft."
Looking at the dumbfounded cop's face, I almost broke character, but I quickly controlled my expression and collapsed onto the floor. Of course, I didn't forget to avoid the corpses as I fell.
"..."
Pfft.
Seeing their completely blank faces made me want to burst out laughing again, but fortunately, I managed to hold it in this time.
"This crazy bastard..."
The guy wiped the rice grains off his face and approached me. Click! I thought he was going to hit me, but he just rolled me over and slapped handcuffs on me.
"How's the victim's condition?"
"Not... very good."
"You piece of trash."
"Hehehehe."
Hearing them whisper, I just gave them a sly smirk and spoke up.
"That bitch fucking loved it, okay?!"
As I spoke, I rolled over and thrust my hips up.
"Kyaaa!"
The female cop let out a shriek. Yet, even as she screamed, she couldn't take her eyes off my package. As for the male cop...
"Holy shit."
He quickly turned his head away and took a step back.
"Hey, Officer Yujeong... did you look at the victim's face? She's sleeping like a baby, isn't she?"
"S-Shut up."
"Heh, you should've seen it... the part-timer was grinding her hips like crazy under me... If you saw that, fuck, you'd think I was the one getting raped!"
"You crazy bastard!"
Thud!
The male cop, clearly triggered by my provocation, kicked me hard in the stomach.
"..."
Ah!
Since it didn't hurt at all, I blanked out for a second. Seeing the male cop looking just as stunned as me, I quickly pretended to be in pain.
"...Cough, cough! Is a c-cop allowed to beat someone like this...?"
"Crazy bastard, trash like you deserves to be beaten."
"That doesn't make it legally okay, does it?"
"..."
The male cop didn't answer my question and turned away.
"Hey, Officer Yujeong."
"Ugh."
I called out to the female cop standing nearby, but she gasped and quickly looked away. It was the exact moment she caught sight of my fully erect package.
Snap, snap.
"Oops."
When I unconsciously tried to adjust my arms into a more comfortable position, the chain in the middle of the handcuffs snapped. Well... they weren't looking this way anyway, so I decided to just pretend to be bound whenever they looked, and lay down a bit more comfortably.
"Hey, brother! Bring me my pants! And my phone!"
"Does this bastard still not get the situation?!"
The guy, who had gone into the aisles, yelled back. Of course, I didn't care.
"Since you're in there, take a good look at the part-timer's face! She's totally out of it, so you'll be able to tell in an instant that it was a false report!"
"Whew... does this bastard really want to die?!"
Furious at my provocation, his face flushed red and blue as he stormed out from between the aisles.
"Hey, I can't just walk around with this dangling all day!"
I thrust my hips up again.
"Sigh... crazy bastard."
He let out a deep sigh and looked at Yujeong. A moment later, she walked out holding my pants.
"Y-You have to put them on me."
With my arms gathered behind my back, I thrust my hips up once more.
"Ah, fuck, give it here. I'll put them on him."
Snatching the pants from the hesitating female cop's hand, the male cop approached me.
"Hup!"
Whoosh, thud!
"Argh!"
Thump.
The guy got smacked right in the chin by my 'meat club' and knocked out cold.
"S-Senior!"
The female cop screamed in shock and drew her gun again.
"Ah, m-mistake, it was a mistake. A dirty guy was getting too close, so I just..."
"Y-You assaulted a police officer? Are you c-crazy?!"
"Well, shit, is there some law saying you can't assault a cop?"
"Yes."
"Ah."
I had gotten so excited teasing them that I ended up asking something incredibly obvious.
"Tsk, anyway, looking at the situation, it doesn't seem like you can even return to the station. Why don't we join forces and get through this together?"
"Why would I join forces with trash like you?!"
"Heh, not with trash like me... how about joining forces with this guy instead?"
I gestured with my chin, pointing from her crotch to my package.
"Sigh... fuck, you're getting executed on the spot... Assaulting a police officer, raping an innocent woman. Don't feel wronged."
Click, clack!
With trembling hands, our dear Officer Yujeong pulled back the hammer of her pistol and aimed it straight at me.
"Heh, can you even shoot? If you do, all those zombie bastards will swarm us."
"The door is locked, so it doesn't matter."
"You do know that guns are incredibly loud, right?"
At my subtle mockery, her face contorted as she screamed.