MILF Collector
A pink background with a white 'M' emblazoned on it—the logo of the MILF Collector app. Not only had I never installed it, I'd never even seen it before, yet here was a notification popping up.
The world ends the second I get my freedom, and now my phone's hacked too? And the name's MILF Collector? What the hell, some kinda ero-game?
As a Korean whose personal info leaked easier than breathing, that thought naturally crossed my mind. With an indifferent swipe, I tapped the notification. In a world where personal data and bank accounts would soon mean jack shit anyway, clicking what was obviously a hack app's alert cost me nothing. Or more accurately, I had nothing left to lose.
Who knows? Maybe this is one of those cheat apps from games or novels?
MILF Collector - Tutorial Quest Complete.
I unlocked the screen, and right in the center of the white background, the text MILF Collector appeared. Moments later, a brief 'Loading...' flashed, then the background shifted to pink like the logo, and a window popped up.
You have completed the Tutorial Quest 'Survive the First Day of the Apocalypse'.
• Shelter function unlocked
• 20 MP (MILF Points)
• Skill: Weapon Mastery (Lv.1)
"What the hell is this..."
The text looked ripped straight from a game system, leaving me momentarily stunned enough to mutter out loud. Then, without a care for my bewilderment, the app started operating on its own.
Considering your proficiency level, we will now provide explanations for your rewards along with a brief function overview.
MP - Short for MILF Points, the in-app currency. Use MP to purchase and upgrade functions, items, and skills.
Shelter - One of the features provided by MILF Collector, allowing you to reinforce your base. Includes defense enhancements, resource supply (water, electricity, etc.), and convenience facilities.
Weapon Mastery (Lv.1) - A passive skill that boosts proficiency with your equipped weapon by 20% and grants an additional 20% to proficiency gains from use.
The guidance continued, new info scrolling up perfectly in sync with my reading speed. Soon after, the explanations for the tutorial rewards wrapped up, and the app moved on to its main functions.
Stats - Displays your personal health, abilities, skills, etc.
Shop - Purchase items and skills with MP.
Quests - Check active or completed quests.
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Scanning (Lv.0) - Scans surroundings for lifeforms and objects, providing location info. Range increases with level. (Currently locked. Requires 50 MP to unlock.)
This MILF Collector app was created for your survival—and that of MILFs.
I spent about five minutes confirming the endless windows. The guide finally ended with Scanning and the app's purpose, revealing the main screen. But the cartoon avatar smack in the center looked eerily familiar. Short hair like I'd just been discharged, my exact facial features, down to the gray short-sleeve tee, black shorts, and magazine-armor wraps on my arms and legs. It was me, no question. My lingering doubts shifted direction.
This ain't a scam... So does that mean I'm a cheat app owner?
I tapped Stats among the buttons at the top and bottom. A window generated, text typing out rapidly.
The moment I saw my dick size listed, belief in this MILF Collector app being the real deal took root. Other info might leak, but that was my top-secret personal stat. Which meant this app held some unimaginable power—maybe even alien tech beyond human grasp.
But it's kinda weird... Why's my dick size detailed like that in stats?
Reading explanations for Cold Judgment and Fear Immunity revealed why I'd felt so oddly calm since lunch. I checked the other functions next. The shop window endlessly listed basics like food, supplies, items, and skills. Spotting the note in the corner about refunds for unused purchases, I decided on one final authenticity test.
Stats already proved it, but seeing it with my own eyes is different.
I selected a familiar drink from the product list.
◈ Cost: 1 MP
MP deducted by 1 instantly, and a cold, heavy weight settled in my left hand. Glancing down, there was a can so chilled beads of condensation already formed, gripped tight.
Holy shit... It's real.
Wondering how the cola got there mixed with ironclad confirmation of the app's legitimacy. Then I hit refund. The can vanished without a trace from my hand, MP snapping back to 20. That was the moment I realized I was the owner of apocalypse-cheat-level powers.
After verifying the app's inexplicable, mind-blowing functions...
Heart pounding harder, I tapped Shelter next to Shop. My apartment's floor plan appeared, followed by listed functions below.
Water! Electricity! Securing them with my 20 MP before they cut out for good? My eyes widened at the phone screen, heart thumping wildly. With those sorted, my current food stocks could last a month easy.
That solves the immediate crises.
Relief bloomed from fixing priority one—then a red 'Q' blinked in the top right. On its third flash, a new window appeared.
First MILF (1)
📍 You've survived the first day of the apocalypse. Now begin your journey to claim your first MILF.
Luckily, a top 1% perfect MILF is right by your side.
🎁 Objective: Kiss the sleeping Lee Hye-yeon's lips 2+ times. (0/2)
🎁 Reward: 10 MP
⚠ This is a chain quest for early growth support.
⚠ Fail or miss deadline before sunrise, and the entire chain cancels.
Ten minutes since the New Quest popped on my phone.
Is this for real?...
I knew this mysterious MILF Collector app was my lifeline, but the quest's content? Executing it was damn near impossible. Turned into a MILF fetishist by puberty crushes on Aunt Hye-yeon, I'd fantasized about her endlessly. But reality? Touching her for real was another level.
What if she caught me mid-quest? Waking to her friend's son groping her lewdly—how would Aunt Hye-yeon react? Over 90% chance of contempt, maybe outright disgust flashing in her eyes.
Minwoo, how could you... you pervert fuck...
Always so warm and affectionate toward me, imagining her glaring with pure loathing made my chest ache with deep depression.
Sharing info about this app incurs no usage penalties. However, others may covet and attack you, so proceed with caution.
— Excerpt from MILF Collector disclaimer.