Otaku Bastard, Stick Your Dick In Already / You Get On Top and Ride It, You Bitch
I woke up early and headed down to the first floor, where I ran into Yui.
The moment I saw her, the memory of yesterday flashed through my mind—how I’d groped her pussy while panting like a dog in heat.
When I stared at her a little too long, she gave me a strange look, but quickly smiled and turned away.
Her enormous tits were incredible, sure, but that view from behind was no joke either.
With that slim waist and those wide, juicy hips, who would ever believe she was thirty-eight?
“Kyaaah! You pervert! You creepy fucking loser!!!”
Thud!
A sudden kick flew in before I could even defend myself. It smashed straight into my face and sent me sprawling.
When I came to my senses and looked up, Mio was charging at me like a wild animal.
“W-what the hell?”
Wham!
Her fist slammed into my face again.
Goddamn it. This body’s reaction speed is absolute trash.
I couldn’t even see a normal girl’s punch coming.
“Mio! Stop that right now! What do you think you’re doing?”
“He was getting hard while staring at Mom, you idiot!”
She pointed accusingly at my crotch, but by then it had already shriveled up from the beating.
“I-I swear it was bulging a second ago!”
“Mio… didn’t I tell you to stop?”
“It’s true! I saw it! This creep got hard looking at Mom!”
“I didn’t. That never happened.”
My calm attitude only frustrated her more. She clenched her fist again, ready to swing.
“Mio!!”
“Aaaagh!! Why don’t you ever believe me, Mom?! I’m telling the truth!”
“Apologize. Say you’re sorry to Satoshi.”
“…”
“Are you serious right now?”
“…Sorry.”
At Mio’s reluctant apology, Yui helped me up from the floor.
“Satoshi, are you really okay?”
“Yes, Mother. Don’t worry. I’m pretty tough, you know.”
“Bullshit.”
When Mio muttered the curse, Yui shot her a sharp glare.
“Hmph!”
“Young lady!”
Mio stomped back upstairs in a huff.
Whew. At least that mess was over for now.
Still, what kind of crazy bitch opens with a flying kick?
I’ll remember this. Just wait.
“What happened? Sis seemed really mad.”
“Mio punched Satoshi again, that’s what…”
Himari, who had come downstairs late after hearing the commotion, looked at me and gasped.
“Huh? Oppa, you’re bleeding! There’s blood!”
I guess my nose had started bleeding a little late.
Yui was startled too and quickly brought out the first-aid kit.
“It’s fine. Let me have that. I’ll take care of it.”
I took the cotton from her and stuffed it into my nose.
It was dyed bright red in seconds.
This body is way too weak.
Just a couple hits and my nose is gushing.
…
After breakfast, I left the house, leaving behind a worried-looking Mio and Himari.
If I was going to live as Satoshi, I had to follow his daily routine.
That meant going to the academy he attended every day.
He barely studied, but he never missed a single class.
I guess he felt guilty toward Yui for taking him in and raising him.
If that’s the case, he should’ve actually studied properly, damn it.
> Current Body Condition: Extremely frail
> Reaction speed: Pathetic
> Recommendation: Begin physical training immediately
“Yo~ Satoshi-kun~ Long time no see!”
While I was waiting for class at the academy, a guy came up and greeted me like we were best buddies.
I remembered him.
Akira. My otaku friend. Same age, twenty-one.
He was the only friend this body had known since back then.
“Did you successfully clear the Doki Doki NTL route, good sir?”
“Huh?”
“I mean the hidden sub-tree in Doki Doki Great Adventure Fantasy. I’m the one who told you about it, remember?”
So it was you, you son of a bitch?
I should kill you.
…No, wait. Should I actually thank you for turning me into who I am now?
My expression flipped between extremes, and he flinched.
“Satoshi-kun?”
“Ah, yeah. Thanks to you, I cleared it.”
“Oho, I knew you could do it. It must’ve been pretty tough, but of course it was you, Satoshi-kun.”
I was answering based on Satoshi’s memories, but it was exhausting.
That speech pattern was seriously hard to mimic.
The person who saved me from that awkward conversation was a foul-mouthed woman who looked like a total delinquent.
“Ugh, you damn otakus! If you’re at the academy, at least pretend to study, you retards.”
“Sorry, Nanami-chan.”
“Fuck’s sake, I told you not to call me that, you otaku creep!”
Despite her pretty face, her language was unbelievably crude. This was Nanami.
And if she was here, then obviously…
“Who the hell is messing with my Nanami?”
Just as expected.
Her boyfriend, Jun, showed up.
Rumors said he worked at some low-level yakuza office.
The funny part was that he didn’t even attend this academy—he came every single day just to see Nanami.
“Oppa! These otaku bastards have been pissing me off since morning!”
“You two again? I clearly warned you last time, didn’t I?”
“…Yes, sir…”
The memory of being dragged into an alley and beaten alongside Akira resurfaced.
So this is how Satoshi really lived—like a total loser.
“Hey, you. Why aren’t you answering?”
“Pardon?”
Tap. Tap.
“Paaardon? Looks like this bastard needs another lesson.”
He kept poking my forehead with his finger.
“Sigh. I’m talking to you and you’re spacing out? Maybe I should just kill you today and—”
“Hey! What are you doing here again?”
Luckily, an academy teacher showed up with security, and the situation was defused.
“You two stay behind after class today. You know what happens if you don’t, right?”
Even as Jun walked out, he pointed at me and Akira.
“Ugh, you pathetic otakus. You’re gonna get your asses handed to you by Oppa later.”
Akira looked completely intimidated.
Me?
I didn’t feel anything.
After all, I had the Hypnosis skill.
It was a skill I gained after becoming an NTL Master.
It didn’t consume MP, but it had strict activation conditions.
It could only be used on people I recognized as having a lover.
In other words, it was a skill literally designed for NTL.
And Jun was Nanami’s boyfriend.
Could there be an easier target?
Hypnosis wasn’t as perfect as it was in manga.
It was more like very slow perception alteration, affection changes, common sense degradation, and showing illusions.
But one thing was certain—because it raised their affection toward me, they wouldn’t harm me.
Of course, I had one more trump card up my sleeve.
“Satoshi-kun, what should we do?”
“Hmm… I guess I’ll have to use my power.”
“That power! The one that could destroy the world…”
Nanami butted into our conversation again.
“Ugh! You damn otakus. Just wait. I’m telling Oppa everything.”
“Nanami-chan! Please go easy on us!”
At Akira’s desperate plea, she looked at him like he was insane.
“Today is actually—”
“Nanami. I’ll talk to him properly, so forgive us this once.”
“…Fine. Whatever.”
At my words, she simply went back to her seat.
Akira stared at us with his mouth wide open, looking back and forth between me and her.
“W-what the hell just happened?”
“She’s such a good girl.”
Hypnosis was working perfectly.
Akira looked completely confused, but I didn’t bother explaining.
…
“You otaku bastards. Big brother’s been waiting for you.”
When we left the academy after class, Jun was actually waiting for us.
He really must have nothing better to do.
Soon Nanami came out too and clung to his arm.
“Oppa, teach these otaku creeps a real lesson.”
The duration of Hypnosis wasn’t very long.
Normally I’d have to keep recasting it regularly while slowly gaslighting them psychologically.
“Alright then, why don’t we step into the alley and have a little chat?”
“Leave Akira out of this. I’ll take responsibility alone.”
“Satoshi-kun!”
When I stepped forward, Jun looked at me like I was crazy.
“Well… if you insist.”
“Oppa! You’re actually listening to this otaku?”
“It’s fine. I told you I’d handle it, didn’t I?”
“…Yeah. Okay then.”
Thanks to the affection boost from Hypnosis, Akira listened to me without question.
We headed into a dark, deserted alley where no one would come.
I could have used Hypnosis to make this easy, but where’s the fun in that?
I canceled the skill.
Jun immediately glared at me with murderous eyes.
“So, how should I fix this little bastard so he learns his place?”
“Oppa, turn him into a eunuch.”
“Should I? Let’s start with a beating.”
Wham!
Thud!
“Ugh! P-please spare me!”
“No chance. You dared to mess with my girl’s mood? You’re dead today.”
Thud! Thud!
“O…Oppa? What are you doing?”
“Huff, huff. What does it look like? I’m beating this bastard like you told me to.”
“But why are you punching the wall…”
“Huh? Aaaagh! What the—my fist! Urgh!!”
A moment ago, I had lowered his affection and cast an illusion at the same time.
I made the wall look like me.
Completely unaware, he was smashing his fists into the wall, thinking it was my face.
He didn’t even realize his own knuckles were breaking.
“Oppa, what do we do? Let’s get you to the hospital!”
“Go where? Your Oppa is perfectly fine.”
“Huh? Is that so?”
I cast Hypnosis on her.
She was walking toward Jun but suddenly froze in place.
“Ugh… Nanami? What’s wrong? Hey! You creepy otaku bastard! What the hell did you just do?!”
“What’s wrong? Did you already forget why we met today?”
“What?”
“You have an NTS fetish, so you asked me to fuck your girlfriend for you. That’s why we’re here.”
“I did?”
His mind must be a mess.
I’d been turning Hypnosis on and off repeatedly.
This was the bug Satoshi had discovered.
Normally you were supposed to wait between casts in the game, but by rapidly toggling it, you could force a massive common sense alteration.
I wasn’t sure if it would work here, but it did.
“That’s right… I had an NTS fetish… and I asked you for this, didn’t I?”
That’s enough for him.
I turned to Nanami, who was staring at us with a completely lost expression.
“Oppa! What’s going on??”
I began rapidly casting and canceling Hypnosis on her as well.
The rapid overload was too much for her brain. Her eyes went completely dead.
This should be enough.
“Nanami. You’re being forced to do this with me. It’s all for your boyfriend’s NTS fetish. You’re just granting Jun’s request.”
Nod.
From behind, Jun shouted.
“Please, Nanami. I’m begging you. Just do it once for me.”
“…Ugh, I really don’t want to, but if it’s Oppa’s request, I guess I have no choice.”
Before long, Nanami’s dead eyes regained some light, and she began acting exactly as I wanted.
“What the hell are you staring at, you creepy otaku loser?! Hurry up and take your dick out already.”
“If you insist.”
“Ugh, your dirty talk is so lame. What are you, some old fart from the eighties?”
When I pulled out my cock, she stopped talking mid-sentence.
“What? Surprised?”
“…Shut up and give it here, idiot.”
She walked over, knelt in front of me, grabbed my shaft with one hand, and stuck out her tongue.
Lick.
She lightly flicked the tip of her small tongue across my glans. The ticklish sensation made me chuckle.
“Heh heh.”
“Ugh, you crazy bastard! Don’t laugh like that! If it weren’t for Oppa, I’d never—”
“I’m a busy guy. Hurry up and finish it.”
When I spoke firmly, she looked at me in disbelief.
“Haa… Just wait. I’ll get you back for this later.”
She went back to licking my glans with her tongue.
“Are you seriously just going to lick the tip the whole time?”
“Tsk! Fine, I’ll do it properly!”
Annoyed by my words, she opened her mouth wide and swallowed me to the root.
“Mmmphhh!”
“Is that all? That’s not enough. You have to move properly.”
I grabbed her hair and started thrusting my hips.
“Mmmph!!! Mmmph!! Hnnngh!!!”
She tried to resist, but there was no way a girl’s strength could break free from my grip.
Every time I moved my waist, my cock made wet, sloppy sounds as it slid in and out of her mouth.
Eventually she gave up resisting and just let her body be used as I pleased.
“Hnnngh!! Uuubbb! Mmph!”
She glared at me angrily, trying to say something, but she had no idea that those upturned, teary eyes only made me more excited.
Every thrust rubbed against her throat on the way up and her tongue on the way down. The stimulation was so intense I felt my climax approaching fast.
“Ugh. I’m going to cum just like this, so swallow every drop.”
Spurt! Splurt—!
Gush! Gush!
“Mmmphhh!!! Nnnghuuup!!!!”
Gulp. Gulp.
Even while complaining, she desperately swallowed everything I gave her.
“Haa…”
“Ueeek! You bastard!! *Cough cough cough!!*”
I just shrugged at the girl throwing a fit and gave her a look that said, What do you want me to do about it?
“Hey, why don’t you look at your Oppa? He got hard watching you suck me off.”
“…Oppa.”
At my words, Jun lowered his head.
“Sorry, Nanami.”
“Alright, enough with the melodrama. Time for the main event.”
Nanami glared at me.
“What? We’re done, aren’t we? You already came once. Oppa’s satisfied too, right? We’re finished, yeah?”
I just scoffed at her.
“What are you talking about? Your Oppa only got hard. He hasn’t cum yet.”
“She’s right, Nanami. I’m still waiting. Show me the two of you having sex. Please.”
Jun begged again.
In the end, Nanami took off her panties.
“Fine. Take that pathetic dick of yours and shove it in my pussy. Since Oppa wants it, I guess I have no choice.”
“Wow, the audacity. I’m the one doing you a favor here, you know?”
“Ugh, whatever. Are you gonna fuck me or not?”
I lay down on the floor with my cock standing straight up.
“You get on top and ride it, you bitch.”
