Solo Queue Meltdown with Crisu
Eld Cup runner-up three times, cries like a little girl whenever he meets Proud—that's the real Dice lololol
Crisu is that high school girl streamer bouncing around on Magma, she turns on her cam on PudgeDice and streams on YouTube too.
But yesterday during her stream, while solo queuing on her main account UngnyangUngnyang (Crisu's main), she got matched with Dice three games in a row.
Position locked so Crisu had to support three games straight, but at first she was thrilled to get carried by Dice.
Then Dice picks Astrologer and gets solo killed three times in a row by a Master Ninja and throws the game.
Up to that point Crisu was just baffled, but then they get matched again next game and the one after—Dice straight-up hard throws at intentional troll level.
Hell, third game he picks Revolutionary, his signature pick lololol
Once is whatever, but three games straight matched with a Master? No, not even Diamond level play, so Crisu's mentality completely shatters, she's sighing nonstop, face looks wrecked.
At first some viewers were shielding him like "Dice must be sick," but by the third game just nonstop flaming lololol
No matter what, a pro who's been Eld Cup runner-up three times can't play that bad—honestly, suspecting intentional trolling is reasonable, right?
But Crisu can't hold back and initiates asking why he's intentionally throwing at her—up to here it's just Crisu being a dumbass kid,
Then Dice suddenly snaps and throws even harder lololol
Not even a girl but from that throw, maybe he didn't know she was really a chick? But with his history, maybe he knew and threw anyway lololol
If Dice really sniped Crisu and intentionally trolled, this ain't ending at just a ban,
But if it wasn't sniping + intentional troll and he was really sick? That's pretty serious, no?
You could tell just watching—that wasn't pro-level play at all.
What'd he say?
↳ (OP) "Women shouldn't play games, it's no fun if they suck, why force it?"
↳ True tho
↳ True but why ban? Misandry?
Intentional troll aside, he's LoE obsessed for sure.
↳ Before this blew up, Kaiser was on stream calling Dice a psycho for booting up games right after discharge lololol
↳ Brutal af
↳ Facts lol
↳ How's discharge straight to 0-3-0 throws and chat fights lololol
↳ ^Three-Time Eld Cup Runner-Up Invincible Misogynist Solo Queue Psycho 030^
↳ (OP) Go home auntie lololol
↳ (OP) Dickjuice bastard, we smell you from here lololol
↳ (OP) What for? Obvious lololol
↳ (OP) What is it?
↳ (OP) Dice lost his mind?
↳ (OP) Did Dice leave his brain at the hospital?
↳ (OP) What the fuck, plays worse than a pussy wouldn't.
↳ Attitude flip what lolololol
↳ Damn, if this guy flips attitude in one go, how dogshit was Dice??
(Dice as Astrologer getting solo killed 2)
(Dice as Astrologer getting solo killed 3)
(Dice as Telekinesis user getting solo killed 1)
(Dice as Telekinesis user getting solo killed 2)
(Dice as Telekinesis user getting solo killed 3)
(Dice as Telekinesis user getting solo killed 4)
(Dice as Revolutionary getting sandbagged in teamfight and dying helplessly)
Damn...
Tundra Silver Airs fans, gg...
↳ (OP) Opponent mid is Ninja one-trick trash, was trash previous season, season before, and before that too.
↳ Holy fucking shit;;
↳ (OP) Intentional troll ban is 3-game suspension, plus misogyny history could be worse.
↳ Better to lose games without playing than this shit level fucker
↳ Bear wisdom lololololololol
↳ Cold judgment from Tundra Silver Bears lolololol
↳ Silver Airs you dumb fuck
Did Dice pop some pills? Dice rolled a 1? Nah, negative? Fuck, our team is Ekara.
↳ That problem was fucking huge tho, Summer win only cuz format dropped Starforce and beat Han Stream.
↳ Finals loss crying was peak runner-up juice, even I was stunned watching.
↳ Thoughtfully wrote it three times lololol
Fuck, the mid who feeds me every time we meet is about to retire.
What if he goes and some scrub replaces him?
Please Dice don't get sick, stay healthy and pro forever fr... I'll cheer for you.
↳ (OP) What happened to AOD break? Teams lining up for that mid.
↳ Tried China but contract fucked, became Nakdong River duck egg, sitting out a season.
↳ BecameX satO
"Hey, you fucker. What the hell was that shitshow in solo queue?"
"...Sorry."
"You wrote that reflection last time, forced community service hours, went through all that hell... sigh, forget it."
"Sorry... Huh? You're not mad anymore?"
"What good does yelling do? I know you're not in good shape, letting it slide just this once."
"...Thank you."
"That throw wasn't on purpose, right?"
"...Yes."
For a split second, I thought how nice it would be if it had been intentional. A thought I shouldn't have, but it lingered in my mind, refusing to fade.
"It's cuz your body's changed. I looked it up—lots of people struggle to adapt after body swaps. It'll pass soon, don't stress."
"Got it."
I didn't say things like "My body's fine" or "Not hurting anywhere" or "Doesn't seem like that." I wanted to believe it myself—no, I had to. And saying it wouldn't fix shit anyway.
"Still, handwritten reflection is mandatory. Write it on comp first, send it over. I'll review."
"Gotta do it...?"
"You gotta. Cheap price if that's all. Even the front office asked not to punish with service cuz you're sick."
"Front office knows about... me?"
"Who needs to know does. Kids don't, for now. Publicly just said you're sick. That streamer... apologizing in person too much, stay quiet. Org'll handle it."
"Sorry."
"Know it, then do better you punk. Hanging up. Sick? Don't game, rest."
The call with Coach ended there.
Right after, a deep sigh escaped me. Looking out the window, the sky was pitch black. I'd dozed off intending a quick nap and slept straight through to night. Date was about to change soon.
Coach said don't check communities and such, but in this situation, I couldn't just sit still. Ended up ego-searching anyway—and holy shit.
More controversy over skill than my raging and cursing.
...Driving me insane.
No, it's fine. Head to hospital tomorrow first. Something's wrong for sure. Gotta be temporary.
Coach is right.
Don't sweat this crap. Games... take a break for now. Felt like nothing good could come from playing anyway.
But why?
Community reactions I'd normally ignore and just queue solo anyway felt so aggravating now, couldn't put the phone down.
Made me feel worse, but the phone stuck to my hand.
Fucking asshole bastards.
Next day, after a sleepless night, I woke with hollow eyes and naturally booted the PC and game.
But as I went to queue, yesterday flashed back—couldn't bring myself to solo like normal. Sigh slipped out.
Game's on anyway, maybe review yesterday's replays? Too shocked and off yesterday to think, but reviewing to spot issues is basics.
Ran through all three games. First two problems were clear. Not judgment. I was always making right calls. If I was in normal condition.
Don't know cause now, but my physicals weren't coming out normal, and in that state, I shouldn't have played like that.
So core issue wasn't judgment. Physicals, mechanics. Operation ability. Reactions subtly slower than usual. Even lower than prior checks—can't ignore impact.
But not just reaction speed. Rewatching replays nonstop, realized my rhythm was off. Call it step, but rhythm fits better for me.
Hard to explain simply, but I feel minute differences in timing, positioning, memorize or adjust on fly to play.
That rhythm was totally fucked. Rhythm ain't absolute. Base rhythm to match, real-time fixes during game.
But now base rhythm way off, and couldn't fix it properly. Like something broken inside.
First game, second same. But third... subtle unease. Play itself better than first two. Still hard-throw level no excuse, but not as bad.
Rhythm though... more erratic? Like couldn't grasp at all. Variance worse than prior—if graphed, wild swings up down.
Wrestling with replays for a while, phone alarm blared. Set to go hospital after waking. Clock showed over two hours passed.
Time to head out.
Hospital's pretty far, calling Coach now even for me too much. Asking ride this hour? Shameless as fuck.
Quick shower, changed to clothes Coach brought, threw on house padding. Guy clothes but few years old, not too big.
Whatever, no Coach don't mean can't go hospital.
Just call taxi.
I'm rich.