Take Responsibility, Tentacle Guy! ♥
> Author: It's fine
> Then the one who handled it in 3 seconds is 0th-grade? Didn't it just self-destruct on spawn?
> Author: Monsters rarely just pop like that... but maybe it's a 0th-grade magical girl? Am I overreacting?
— Too bad it's in the middle of the ocean, no byproducts.
— Author: Be satisfied the Earth is at peace and have a drink.
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I breathe. Like an air purifier sucking in magical girl dust without fail today, my mouth is wide open.
Thanks to purification cleaning with a click, no dust accumulates, but I'm just bored, so I'm doing this.
"Aaaaaah."
I let out a beautiful voice. Mimicking the sound of an air purifier.
Well, the air purifier is running on its own anyway.
The afterglow of that intense battle with the tentacle monster a while ago still lingers in my fingertips.
Or was it just a one-sided beatdown?
Whatever, as long as I had fun, that's all that matters.
Surprisingly, no monsters have appeared that would sour Magical Girl Baek Yeha's mood.
Actually, none have appeared since then.
Why? In a world like this, shouldn't massive monsters pop out every other day?
Did the tutorial tell me everything, so now it's up to me to figure it out?
No, monsters do show up sneakily, but...
They're not satisfying.
Too puny.
Lazy, don't wanna go outside.
Should I hunt those? But even if I sluggishly go out for them, they disappear quick.
Society is surprisingly healthy?
Lots of Awakened Ability Users doing hero work.
Well, that doesn't mean there are no villains.
Put five people together, one of them's that type, right?
Anyway, maybe because it's profitable?
Registered Awakened Ability Users get activity fees from the country, and hunting monsters drops mana stones.
There are machines everywhere to convert them to cash, so that's that.
I turned them all to fragments, though?
From the perspective of someone from another world, it feels pretty contrived.
No? This is normal?
I guess so.
From afar, it's peaceful, but up close, it's pretty bleak.
Still better than that shit old world anywhere you look.
There are monsters, evil organizations, villains, but people live mixed in with it all like it's normal.
A world where everyone's used to it, I suppose.
Even if kidnapped and modified by an evil organization, it's just "got in a traffic accident."
They even have insurance for it.
Isn't that weird?
No?
The girl tilts her head blankly, as if asking why I'm questioning the obvious.
They say there was even a massive destruction that wiped out a continent in the past.
World War vs. continent destruction.
This world that killed people and shattered continents—is it shittier?
Or the other world where people just fought each other—is that shittier?
Up close, it might be shit vs. shit.
Scum live here too.
Scum never changes.
Anyway, to grasp basic common sense, I'm cramming in the injected knowledge and fixing any gaps.
Even in the old world, I didn't care about history, so no need to study hard here either.
I stop mimicking the air purifier and click the mouse to watch OTube.
Surprisingly, more bizarre videos than the old world conquered by AI.
All real, huh?
No cat dancing then pooping videos, but plenty of exciting ones.
Not just monsters—popular villains with showmanship, heroes, Weird Phenomena, other countries have towers too. Total mixed bag world.
This country feels a bit boring, though.
Well, monsters alone are enough for me.
Squishing my big breasts, folding my long legs, I rest my head on my knees and blankly watch shorts.
Lots of weird stuff, but it's a world where people live.
Still has old-world-like content.
Gaming, mukbangs.
Peaceful.
Hm? A familiar scene flashes by.
Replay: VTuber playing Armored Coffin.
Opponent's me.
'Magical Girl Grand Orca gets stomped by a passing 0th-grader.'
Uh...
Colleague in the industry?
Did it shock her that bad, dead eyes and all?
Something... sorry?
Guess my hand slipped in a weakened state, and it showed. Sinned against senpai?
Wasn't targeting her, but the one I kept running into was her, who knew.
"Kihihi."
Something about those dead fish eyes stirs the uncle's sadism.
She's one of my girls, but women play these games too, huh.
Well, old world had saintesses who liked this stuff, so makes sense here too.
Still, won't snipe and bully her.
Too boring.
Hmph.
I flash a cocky expression.
Face muscles move more naturally now.
I'm a clip watcher for VTubers, but subscribe anyway?
Not clips, her main OTube where?
Hm. Pretty voice.
Real magical girl? RP?
Hmm.
Search: There's a real magical girl Grand Orca, apparently.
Due to Magical Girl Laws, not sure if VTuber Harang is Grand Orca.
But people think it's her.
She denies it? Uh... 30s? For real?
Hmm. Suddenly reminds me of a manga where a pitiful old maid becomes a magical girl.
Good thing I'm TS. TS comes with bishoujo base option.
Useless dick can be sacrificed.
Anyway, probably her or at least a close acquaintance.
Acquaintance meaning another magical girl or mascon, maybe? Mascon streaming? That'd be fun too.
Why don't I have a mascon! Tch.
Uncle as mascon? Too much?
Other magical girls live so enjoyably.
Magical Girl Baek Yeha only happy smashing huge monsters, it seems.
What? No?
Anyway, cliché to get accused of cheating then collab, but senpai denies it.
No, accuse her of cheating there! Kihihi.
Ah, this world ranks ability users by numbers, not letters.
1~9th-grade. 1st-grade like S-rank.
0th-grade is EX? Something like that?
No plans to register, so skimmed.
Resident card says "general" means regular person.
Anyway, collab impossible! Can't even talk properly?
Just in case, log into Fog after ages.
Whoa. Friend requests piled up massively.
"Hahaha! Soldiers! That's right! I am the mastermind behind this incident!"
I jump up from the chair, recite lines in theater tone, telekinetically whipping my hair.
Hair flutters emitting fragrance, eyes glowing like red LEDs.
No mirror needed to know it's ridiculous.
"With one point of my finger, I ignore all your attacks!"
Say it and click mouse—ignore all in one shot.
Make temporary mascon black crow with magic, perch on shoulder, dramatically gesture curtsy.
"There! All for naught! What will you do! Hero soldiers!"
Temporary mascon crow army flies off with sound effects and vanishes.
Good, safe now.
"Kihihi."
With magic, I can do most anything, so silly power rises.
Hikikomori living alone does lots of weird shit anyway.
But no death beams—could be real disaster.
Anyway, first time voicing out like this?
Good projection, pretty cool.
Of course, if even one audience, I'd never.
Boot phone, selfie mode.
Pretty. Flung hair settles like freshly woven black silk.
Eyes with fading red afterimage mysteriously sparkle.
Did something embarrassing, but cheeks just faintly pink.
A pitiful yet noble beauty there.
Uncle inside, though.
"Transform."
Like asking camera for AI filter, I vanish.
Really doesn't capture.
That's why dead eyes? Since I know how VTubers work.
Well, beyond basic Magical Girl Laws cognition hazard, I have high-level cognition interference too.
Hikikomori habit, I guess. Armor for going out.
"Release."
Baek Yeha's pretty face naturally back on camera.
Flawless clear skin is such a cheat.
Stretch squishy cheeks gooey gooey.
Mmm. Soft!
Ah, spacing out makes me miss Tentacle Guy.
Take responsibility, Tentacle Guy!
Thrill threshold too high now!
Even games feel bothersome.
That zing of crushing with magic wand still in fingertips.
Not bald, but extreme thought of doing magical girl hobby activities.
But magical girls fight evil orgs that eat negative human emotions, right?
Do those exist?
Hm. Wiki says they did, but collapsed.
Make 'em quick! Die for me!
Is a newbie magical girl too cocky after 1 monster kill?
Gonna get humiliatingly defeated, bound in tentacles, moaning away?
Better dark end that with death beam spam world-ending.
Kihihi.