Around That Time, Shephy...Was Just Sucking Dick as Usual, Nothing Particularly Special♡ feat. 'Dammit, Kill Me!' Knight
Meanwhile, Shephy Was... Nothing Particularly Special, Just Sucking Dick as Usual♡ feat. 'Dammit, Kill Me!' Knight
One week after returning from Doskebe Village
Lately, even though it's winter, I've been working so hard that the words "I'm busy as hell" come out naturally.
"Haa~"
Since winter wasn't even half over yet, there were no adventurer jobs except for special designated commissions or long-term winter storage requests, so most adventurers excluded from the guild's assignments were enjoying a major vacation season.
So Rage and I, being intermediate adventurers, and Roche, who's a lower-tier adventurer worse than intermediates since she's a returnee, were taking a break from adventurer work for now.
'Not to mention Michelle, who did nothing except gather herbs to prevent her adventurer registration from being revoked.'
Additionally, the brothel wasn't particularly busy except for a handful of stubborn customers who seemed determined to send us on a brothel vacation, not a hotel vacation—what we call a "workcation"—throughout winter. And anyway, I don't have the seniority to handle those kinds of guys, so it's not much different from usual.
Nevertheless, I was visiting the Adventurer's Guild, drinking tea served by Uk, and living a very busy daily life.
"Uuuuugh... Why won't it end..."
"You're not even halfway done yet to be making such whining sounds, Noona."
"Uuuuuuugh..."
Since I am both an adventurer and a brothel worker, I belong to both the Adventurer's Guild and the brothel, but to be precise, the brothel where I am the Madam is the 'Adventurer's Guild Brothel,' so broadly speaking, you could say I'm a Madam belonging to the Adventurer's Guild.
Therefore, in winter, when adventurer requests become scarce, I have the duty to gather all the brothel operation-related documents that have accumulated over the year, settle the accounts, and report them to the Guild Master and the Lord.
But where would I have such ability?
Even in my previous life as a mere office worker, in my later years, I lived a life where a single click finished my year-end settlement! I'm that kind of person.
For someone like me, there's absolutely no way I have the ability to settle a year's worth of business for a not-so-small enterprise and organize it all by hand without a computer.
'Madam Isabella said Gerard-nim used to do it for her, or after he went missing, Seyra did it all.'
Unlike other brothels where I became Madam through bloody brain battles and secret struggles, I naturally ended up at the brothel counter due to my outstanding night work and overwhelming connections (mainly the Lord's influence). So I brought the ledger Michelle wrote... the brothel operation ledger that looks like nothing but code to me, straight to Uk, and with his help, I'm writing the year-end settlement report to submit to the Lord.
"This is wrong here, Noona. The sum matches, but there's a missing part. Money seems to have leaked out somewhere."
"What? Where, where... Ah."
"The amount is a bit too large to just pass over, so we should address it."
The part Uk pointed out and I checked was an amount omitted from the ledger from the very beginning—the snack money for my sisters and me.
"Noona? Don't tell me you did that on purpose?"
"Ahem! Hem! Ahem! N-no, it's not! It was a mistake!"
"Haa~ Noona, it's not a huge amount, but these things pile up and pile up..."
"I know, I know that much."
"And if greed becomes excessive, someday you will definitely..."
"Waaaah! Shut up, shut up, shut uuuup!"
The settlement season, now in my second year as Madam.
However, thanks to the ten years I spent in Doskebe Village, I've completely forgotten even the know-how I barely gained last year, turning this into an endlessly tedious and arduous desk job.
'At least it's a relief those ten years weren't added to my age...'
What's more, this year, Michelle, who would help me, can't leave the brothel yet due to the ongoing monster hybrid residence law revisions, and even Uk, who's helping with the paperwork instead, is being this stubborn, so it's truly unbearable.
"Hey, you know, Uk~♡ Why don't we take a little break? Hehe♡"
So I decided to have sex for now.
"Ahem!...Noona, it's still broad daylight."
As I climbed onto the desk littered with documents and approached him, his face began to turn red.
"What about yesterday? You fucked me watching the sun go down?"
"That was because you insisted stubbornly, saying it was instead of a service fee..."
"Whatever, open your mouth♡ Chuuup♡ Mwah♡"
Honestly, even though there's a lot of paperwork, the reason I'm dragging this out so much, even with Uk's help who's somewhat free during winter, is precisely this.
It's because I, tired from staring wide-eyed at scraps of paper, keep seducing Uk to relieve stress and get physical with him♡
"Mwah♡...Haub♡ Chup♡ Heub♡ Herup♡ Jooook♡ Mwah♡"
Swoosh-
"Chuub♡ Paa♡...Hehe♡ You talk so well, you talk♡"
"...Physiological phenomena are unavoidable, you know."
As I continued kissing, my hand naturally reached out and slipped into Uk's pants, fondling his sturdy master cock, and soon my hand was soaked and sticky.
'Saying no, no, but he got this wet♡'
It wasn't even fully erect yet, but his cock, which takes a long time to get hard because it's so big, got excited from my kiss and hastily ejaculated Cowper's fluid first.
"Then...♡"
"Wait a moment, Noona! Someone might come, ahem!"
"I know~ And it's still daytime, if we do it like yesterday I might pass out... so today, just use your hand and mouth, okay♡"
I deliciously licked the thick Cowper's fluid off my hand and led Uk back to his original seat.
"Alright then~...Let's eat♡ Haub♡"
Chap- Chabub- Chap- Tsub-
Under the table of Uk's guild master seat, in that space that always appears as the secretary's exclusive area in all kinds of 'adult' content—adult games, adult videos, adult novels, etc.—I settled in to fulfill that role. I wrapped Uk's cock with my moist breasts and then deliciously sucked on the top part that stuck out so prominently because it was so huge.
"Ubbub♡ Tsup♡ Uguk♡ Ubuguk♡ Hup♡"
"...Heh...Ahem..."
"Ukuub♡ Ub♡ Puub♡...Ukk, you~? You're about to cum like this, right~♡ Ubuub♡ Hueub"
No matter how stubborn Uk is, he can't deceive his own blood. He soon accepted my fellatio, grabbed my head with one hand, and began shaking it roughly up and down, using me like an onahole.
.
.
.
Chap!- Tsubbl- Chap!- Zbub-
"Hmm, ahem, No,Noona...Hmm..."
"Churup♡ Chuub♡ Chub♡ Jjook♡ Hehe♡ Cum anytime♡"
And not long after, just as Uk's cock began to convulse, about to ejaculate a half-orc-sized massive load of semen,
Knock knock-
"Eek!?"
"Oh my?"
- "Guild Master, may I come in?"
A beautiful female voice from outside.
The original owner of this space I'm in now... though that would be too rude to say—the guild's vice guild master and Uk's dedicated secretary, Valerie, lightly knocked on the door and called for Uk.
'Was that when Uk became the youngest senior adventurer?'
Before Uk arrived, she was the youngest senior adventurer and was called by the nickname 'Knight Valerie.' She challenged Uk, calling him arrogant, fought with all her might, lost, and then naturally joined Uk's party. That connection continues to this day, and she now holds the position of vice guild master and secretary.
I heard she went to the capital last year due to family matters, but it seems she returned to the Adventurer City while I was away in Doskebe Village.
'Ah, now that I think about it, Valerie...'
Just then, memories from my previous life, specifically from the game that is the original of this world, came to mind.
"Valerie!? No,Noona, come out quickly, quickly!"
Flustered by Valerie's sudden visit, Uk urgently told me to come out quickly.
But...
"Valerie-yang~ Come on in~!"
Maybe not in the past, but now that I know this world is the adult game world I'm familiar with, and that Valerie also plays 'a certain role' in that game, I proudly called her in.
"Noonaaaa!"
And I started sucking his cock again, not caring if Uk screamed or not.
"Mwah♡ Jjook♡ Chuub♡ Churup♡"
"Hayeuk! Keuk! S,stop..."
- "Madam Shephy...Understood."
Creeeak-
"Excuse me...Kut!"
Valerie, who entered the room and was in the middle of greeting us, stopped speaking.
For her, from a knight family that values etiquette above all else, this was an unthinkable event.
"Wh,what are you doing, Madam! The sun is still high in the sky!"
True to her origins as a senior adventurer, she instantly sensed my presence and, from the night flower scent thick in the room, deduced what Uk and I were doing. She glared sharply at me, who was sprawled under the table, on Uk's side, and scolded me fiercely.
"Chuub♡ Tsup♡ Hugueub♡ Chyuguub♡"
And I, regardless, began caressing Uk's cock again, which had been right on the verge of cumming just moments before.
"No,Noona, please! Keuk! Uok!"
Byubyubyubyt! Byureut! Byt! Byureut! Byureut! Byureureureut! Byt! Byubyubyubyt!...Byureut! Byubyt! Byureut! Byt!
Uk, as if he simply couldn't hold back any longer, ejaculated a massive load of semen under the table.
"Kut!...U,Uk-gong..."
And Valerie (36 years old, virgin), who I couldn't see at all from my position but who was undoubtedly watching and feeling envious.
Swoosh-
"Oh my? Hello there, Valerie-yang?"
"...What is the meaning of this, Madam?"
Perhaps because Uk was in a hurry, he couldn't ejaculate fully, so there was enough semen to drink if I wanted to, but I deliberately smeared the semen liberally around my mouth and chest, came out, and stood before Valerie.
"It seems our Uk has a vice guild master to help with work, but unfortunately, it seems he doesn't have a secretary~"
"Th,the secretary role is my additional duty!"
"I was just performing one of the duties a secretary should do... Was I being rude?"
"Kut!...Th,that's..."
This is a medieval fantasy world where saying 'all occupations are noble' would get you dragged away by a noble and you'd be lucky to just get slapped.
Moreover, being an adult game world as well, the duties a 'female secretary' should perform here were truly diverse.
"I,I... th,that is my..."
Even so, because she dislikes the half-orc guild master she secretly admires being handled by other women, she, the vice guild master, personally holds the secretary position as an additional duty. However, having only learned the sword in her knight family before leaving, she had no tolerance for such matters whatsoever.
"But I can't keep doing this forever... Could you help me out a little? Valerie-yang?"
"Wh,what did you just say...?"
"A cock♡ Let's suck it together, okay♡"
"A c,cocococock!? Haaah!?"
Now she no longer seemed like Knight Valerie or Vice Guild Master Valerie to me.
She just looked like the 'Kut, kill her!' knight, so I decided to help her out a little.