It Might Be Sudden, but I'll Choose Companions Based on Dick-Pussy Compatibility♡ Hehehe♡
It Might Be Sudden Now, but I'll Choose Companions Based on Dick-Pussy Compatibility♡ Hehehe♡
"As for companions... there's only one, right?"
"Yeah. I can't think of anyone else either."
After finally returning home through various hardships, Rage and I had already decided on our companion before even starting the conversation about who to choose - a conversation we began after having sex in the forest.
"Roche"
The name that Rage and I shouted simultaneously was Roche.
"Yeah. That girl would be able to join us in many ways."
Roche, who plays the role of the big sister at the brothel, was originally an adventurer. But when I casually recommended brothel work as a side gig, it turned out to suit her better, and she essentially switched professions to become a brothel worker from the very first day she started.
Since then, she's been living a life where brothel work is her main job, and she only occasionally does adventuring as a side gig.
'So she should be able to adapt well to doing both brothel work and adventuring with us.'
Moreover, the skills she occasionally shows as an adventurer are by no means something to underestimate.
"Actually, it's because of me, but she has too much talent to just work at a brothel."
"Ah~ Now that you mention it, that did happen..."
Roche was once one of those genius adventurers with a promising future, so much so that among the youth of the Adventurer City, they used to say 'Uk the Magic and Roche of the Twin Swords'.
Because of that, even Uk, who's now the Guild Leader, still grumbles about how I shouldn't have introduced her to the brothel whenever we happen to meet together and he mentions those days.
'Now that I think about it, Uk would be okay too...'
Actually, beyond the points mentioned above, the most important thing was that Roche is like a little sister whom Rage and I can trust 100%.
And if we're talking about trustworthy younger siblings, there's also Uk, who's like a younger brother...
'No. Even so, it would be a bit much to recruit the Guild Leader as a companion.'
In terms of providing quality semen, he might actually be better than Roche, but he's the Guild Leader - asking someone who's already busy every waking moment to become our companion would be too much.
"Hey, don't sleep now - sleep after we get back."
"Huh? Oh, sorry. I dozed off without realizing."
As they say, strike while the iron is hot. I felt bad for Rage, who must be exhausted from being milked dry by me, but thinking that we shouldn't put this off any longer, I forcibly dragged him - who had started dozing off while lying on the couch - and headed to Roche's house.
'And if my guess is right, Roche is probably...'
Roche, who's close with both me and Rage and who fell in love with Rage at first sight and still likes him, is clearly the heroine character from this game's sequel, 'TS Lewd Hero Rage ~Leveling Up Swiftly with Semen Instead of the Childhood Friend Who Became Like Trash After Being So Easily NTR'd!~'
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So without even properly checking if she had work last night, we went to Roche's house
"Shephy Unni? And Rage Oppa too? What's going on? Oh, perfect timing! Come in first!"
Fortunately, Roche hadn't worked last night and welcomed us gladly. While we drank the tea she offered, Roche was the first to speak to me.
"Actually, Unni, there's something I really need to tell you first."
"Huh? What is it?"
"Actually, I... well, that... the brothel! I'm planning to retire! I should get married soon too! Ha, haha... If I get even one year older, I might really end up living alone forever... right? I'm not young anymore."
"Ah"
With those words from Roche, our companion recruitment plan had already hit a major obstacle.
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Roche is only thirty-four now
If this were Earth, it would be an age where people would still say she's in her prime without it being too strange, right at that boundary where the number of times you go to nightclubs rather than clubs on weekend nights increases...
'Unfortunately, this isn't Earth but the Atroxia Continent...'
Thanks to various convenient magics, I can't exactly call it primitive, but regardless, this is a fantasy world, and anywhere even slightly outside developed cities is an agricultural society below medieval level where you'd be hard-pressed to see even the letter 'M' of magic.
In such a world, thirty-four? Unless there are special circumstances or she's from a particular race, it's already quite late to get married.
The original work is a suspicious world where, due to R-18 game-related adult circumstances, those under twenty absolutely cannot have sex, but conversely, in this world, once you pass your twentieth birthday, people go crazy having sex and even have children without getting married, so at Roche's age, while people who've had ten or more children are rare, they definitely exist.
Therefore, Roche is not just thirty-three anymore.
'Time really flies...'
She's already thirty-four.
'I'm not young anymore either... right?'
Roche's softly whispered words lingered in my ears for a long time.
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"This is the first time I'm telling Unni and Oppa this, but actually my village is a very historic village! It's actually the hometown of one of the Hero's companions..."
"Yeah..."
After that, as she brought up stories about her hometown, saying she would return there or that if there were kids suited for it or young widows in her hometown, she would introduce them to the brothel, I listened half-heartedly while looking straight at Roche, who was subtly avoiding my gaze.
"Roche, let's talk about that later. Look at me for a moment."
"Huh, Unni?"
It might be late now, but nevertheless, I examined Roche's face carefully.
'Wrinkles...? Her skin is a bit rough too... What do I do about this...'
"Sigh~"
"What is it, Unni~! Looking at someone's face and sighing like that, really!"
"No, it's not that. Sorry..."
Seeing the fine wrinkles on Roche's face that she usually hides with makeup - since it was still morning and she wasn't wearing basic makeup - I remembered how I once told her not to wear such heavy makeup because customers didn't like it, and I shed a few tears.
"Aah~ Shephy, you fool! You idiot!"
I was so resentful of myself for thinking my most precious little sister was aging alone while I didn't properly take care of her and only concerned myself with the man I live with.
How much must she have agonized over saying those words?
When she decided to retire, did she think about how she would live going forward?
If she wants to get married, is there someone for her back home?
Or...
Does she still want to marry Rage?
"Ah, screw it! Roche! Come here! Unni is really sorry!"
With my mind in turmoil, I first pulled Roche into a tight hug.
"Huh, Unni!? Why so suddenly! Kyah! Unni! Your strength!"
Roche tried to escape my sudden embrace, but now that I'm no longer weaker than her in strength, I didn't release my arms holding her tight.
"Unni is really... Aah~ If only Unni were a man, I'd ask you to marry me... Hehe"
Eventually giving up on trying to break free from my clinging, Roche also hugged me tightly back.
A relationship where we understand each other without words
Roche and I have been together for that long, and I felt so sorry for not noticing her struggles until she was the one to bring up retirement, and on the other hand, I felt regretful and hurt wondering why she didn't tell me sooner.
"Well... um... that..."
Meanwhile, only Rage was left in an awkward situation, picking up and putting down his already empty teacup.
Bang!-
"This is no time to drink something like tea! It's alcohol we need, alcohol!"
"Alcohol!"
We couldn't keep going on like this forever, so I decided we should drink the doping potion for deeper conversation, the potion of courage (alcohol).
Roche's tea wasn't bad, but what we needed now was definitely alcohol rather than tea!
"Roche! You have some alcohol left, right!?"
"Of course I do!"
At my words, Roche jumped up and went into the kitchen. When she opened the large magic refrigerator, it was packed full of the cheap alcohol she enjoys drinking.
The reason Roche's magic refrigerator is so large - even though she doesn't even make simple fried eggs and gets all her meals from outside - is because Roche wants to drink cold alcohol every single day of the year, 365 days.
"Drink until you die!"
"Die!"
Clink!-
Clink!-
"Wait, when did you already...?"
""Rage (Oppa), clink quickly!""
"Okay okay, clink~"
As the atmosphere gradually loosened up, along with Rage who looked like he was dying of exhaustion, we poured the cheap alcohol we've been drinking since our adventurer days until our glasses overflowed, then clinked glasses together.
Gulp gulp-
"Puhah~ Rage! Go buy us some snacks!"
"Oppa, meat! I definitely want meat!"
"Sigh~ Yes~ Yes~"
Eventually, as always, due to mine and Roche's insistence, Rage went out to buy snacks for us to eat.
'...Honestly, aren't Roche's wrinkles actually because of alcohol?'
It was only 9 AM
Rage, who went out to buy drinking snacks for me and Roche, secretly thought this to himself as he endured the overwhelming fatigue. Instead of looking for restaurants that might not even be open, he decided to return home and make the snacks for us himself.
And a little while later
"You're not young anymore - if you drink like that, you'll ruin your stomach. Eat while you drink, eat while you drink."
"Huh...?"
"Ah, Oppa♡"
While Roche and I were drinking to release our feelings of regret and sorrow, some handsome middle-aged blonde guy brought homemade snacks and told us to eat.
"Yeah, this is him asking for sex, Roche. Right?"
"That's right, Unni♡ Oppa is seducing us right now♡"
"What? That doesn't make any sense... Ugh! Uhp! Ubuhp! Chubuhp!"
Chuup- Churup- Chup- Haup- Chup- Paa-
"Bringing us homemade cooking like this♡ has made me and Roche go into estrus♡ Right, Roche?"
"Sniff sniff♡ Yeah♡ Because Oppa carefully made this food so our stomachs wouldn't hurt, eggs are popping! down from our wombs, telling us to get pregnant with Oppa's child! So take responsibility!"
With that feeling, I decided to jump Rage first and think about it later.