Rage (40, Occasionally Trash Pussy Lewd Elf): I Want to Die...
Rage (40, Occasionally Trash Pussy Lewd Elf): I Want to Die...
"Haa~..."
A man sighed as he looked at his naked body reflected in the mirror.
"I want to die..."
The man's name was Rage.
Simultaneously, he was the beautiful female elf named Leira who had transformed last night and panted in the arms of Lord Actuare—a man he had resented and envied for over ten years since his youth, and whom he had finally come to respect only now, nearing the age of forty, as the lord of the adventurer city.
"Haa~ Why did I do that...?"
If that were all, it wouldn't be a problem.
If he had just gotten cocky from feeling like he had monopolized all the love in the world after being held for barely over an hour and sworn submission on his own, it would have been fine.
- "Um, you know... Can't we just live with the lord? If Shephy wants to, I think he'd accept her anytime?"
But Leira, who was himself, had begged his childhood friend, with whom he had spent his entire life, to go and submit to the lord, imagining himself being dominated by him—even though the lord had not drawn the character for submission toward him.
"Uwaaaaaa!!! Why!!! did I!!! do that!!!"
Rage, who now fiercely regretted that incident, was screaming again after confirming that he was male by looking at his naked body.
"Shut up, Rageeee!!! I'm sleeping!!!"
"S-sorry!"
"Just get out! Don't come back until I wake up!!!"
Clatter-
After screaming for a while,
Shephy, who had just fallen asleep, woke up to his screams and yelled angrily, so Rage hurriedly grabbed only his clothes and ran out, forgetting his wallet. He wandered aimlessly around the adventurer city.
"...Should I go back?"
Eventually, he decided to follow Shephy and quietly take a nap, and on his way back,
"Roche?"
"Huh? It's Rage Oppa! When did you get back?"
He discovered Roche, whom Shephy particularly cherished like a younger sister and who had become the brothel's head sister, heading toward his and Shephy's house.
"Anyway, it's been so long!"
Whoosh-
Overjoyed, she hugged him, and he hugged her back tightly.
"Oh, Oppa? You feel more passionate than usual?"
"Something like that happened"
"Heh~ Is that so? I don't know what it is, but it's lucky for me! Hehehe♡"
Suspicious, Roche happily pressed her body closer, intentionally rubbing her chest and thighs against him. Unfortunately, Rage had no such intentions in mind as he hugged her.
'Right. Leira is Leira, Rage is Rage. Let's draw a clear line. I'm a man now. So I'm getting excited hugging Roche like this.'
Though he felt sorry for Roche, hugging her was an act to confirm his masculinity, not because he particularly liked her.
Usually, like Shephy, Rage thought of Roche as a younger sister. Though he sometimes had sex with her, she was really just a close younger sister to him.
"Anyway, 'so long'? It's only been about a month, right?"
"A month is a long time! So? Did you come for a request?"
"What? A request?"
"Unni said she came in with just Leira and that you'd come later for a request?"
"Ahh~ Right? Yeah, that's right"
"Hmm~?"
Only then did Rage remember the excuse Shephy had used when entering with Leira to hide that Leira was Rage. He awkwardly nodded, and Roche, who secretly admired Rage, didn't miss this.
"What, Oppa... No way!? Did you set up a household outside and come back late!? I won't forgive you! Cheating on me... on Unni!"
Sniff sniff-
Sniff sniff-
"Ah, wait! Don't smell me!"
Rage panicked greatly as Roche, who had a sense of smell far better than others—almost beastkin-level—sniffed him, and he pushed her away, but it was already too late.
"Sniff sniff! T-this!? I can understand Leira's scent and Unni's scent... but a man's scent! And this is definitely the lord's unique, terri~fying scent! Rage Oppa, no way!?"
"No! It's absolutely not what you're thinking, so don't misunderstand! It's just that after Shephy and Leira dealt with the lord yesterday, then I... no, that's not it either! Anyway, it's all a misunderstanding!"
Rage continued to ramble excuses, almost saying that he had held Leira, but quickly felt bad and couldn't even properly explain. Roche glared at him with even deeper suspicion.
"No, how can I not misunderstand this!? This level of scent absolutely can't be from indirect contact..."
"It's really not, so don't misunderstand... More importantly, didn't you have business at our house?"
"Don't change the subject! Of course, I have something really important to talk to Shephy Unni about, but don't change the subject!"
"Eeek! This is annoying! What do I have to do to make you believe me? I'll do anything I can"
Though Roche was neither Rage's lover nor his wife, and even if she were, Rage wanted to clear up the suspicion of homosexuality that had fallen on him, especially with her loose tongue. He made a bold move, and Roche smirked, pressing her body against his.
"What other way is there for me to believe Oppa? There's only one♡"
"So what is it?"
"You really have no sense... Follow me, Oppa♡"
The place they arrived at was her private residence.
.
.
.
Schlop!- Thump!- Schluup!- Thump!-
"Oppaaa♡ Ahh♡ Ahn♡ What is this♡ Ahht♡ Aaahng♡ This♡ Feels so good♡ Aaahng♡"
'It's definitely different'
Following Roche's advice that this was the easiest way to prove he wasn't a homosexual, Rage was vigorously thrusting his dick into her pussy as she desired. He realized his dick had clearly changed from before.
"What did you♡ do to your dick♡ Ahht♡ Haaang♡ Again♡ Ahhn♡ Hang♡ Unni? Ahht♡ Ahn♡ Was it Unni again♡ Aaaahng♡"
"Khuut! Hup! Why! Again! Here! Shephy's story! Hhuup! Comes up!"
Schluck! Bang!- Bang!- Thump!-
"Uhn♡ Haaaat♡ Unni♡ Kkeuung♡ Hang♡ always gives♡ Aaauuht♡ good things♡ Aaahng♡ Hahung♡ to Oppa♡"
"That..."
It wasn't wrong.
Shephy always gave Rage the best things first whenever she got something good like medicine, and when she found delicious food outside, she sometimes brought it back to share.
In their youth, a young noble scion trying to win Shephy's favor brought a precious tonic containing his family's secret formula. Shephy, without much thought, gave it to Rage, who gulped it down without any suspicion.
When she found out later, a young woman around Shephy's current age came. To prove that Shephy had no intention of leaking the tonic and that Rage had already eaten it, Shephy spent the entire night dealing with her. For Rage, it was a memory as beneficial and bittersweet as the tonic itself.
"Uuht♡ Oppa, you're really♡ a pervert♡ Ahhn♡ Hang♡"
"Hhuup! Ksup! Why! Again! Hup!"
"Oppaaa♡ Ahhn♡ Thinking of Unni♡ Haaat♡ inside me♡ Kyaaung♡ it's growing♡ it's here♡ Uuht♡ Ahn♡"
"..."
At Roche's words, Rage said nothing and just shook his hips even harder.
"O,Oppa? Ahn♡ Hang♡ Kyaaung♡ Ahn♡ Hang♡ Not that♡ Aaahng♡ I like it♡ harder♡ bang bang♡ fuck me harder♡ Ahn♡ Haaahng♡"
'This is it, this is it♡ Oppa always gets this excited when Unni is mentioned♡'
Like Uk in a different way, Roche was like a younger sister to Shephy and Rage.
True to being the head sister of a brothel, she was a young lady who quite enjoyed perverted sex.
*
After having a deep and intense physical conversation with Roche until he had no more semen left to squeeze out, Rage returned to the house where Shephy was sleeping and secretly tried using his Semen Growth skill in the living room.
The semen growth resources he gained from being held by the lord last night—though due to his own inexperience, more was spilled than gained—were still a considerable amount. It was enough to use Rage's own Semen Growth System, the Gacha System, which was different from Shephy's.
"Arrow, fruit, arrow, fruit... fruit, fruit, fruit, arrow... Ah, finally a bow"
What he obtained were a large number of arrows, various fruits, and just one bow.
"My ability is definitely a gacha ability... Are the fruits the duds?"
In fact, these fruits were the main items that would aid Rage's growth, like Stamina Fruit, Attack Power Fruit, and Speed Fruit. The arrows were actually the duds, and the single bow was just a reward for using the gacha a certain number of times. But Rage, a native of this yagame world who had never even experienced games, let alone this type of game, had no way of knowing this except through Shephy.
"...No, I shouldn't wake her"
However, he had executed this gacha on his own, ignoring Shephy's words to only use the ability when she was present, and he had no intention of waking her while she was sound asleep to ask.
"Then, for now..."
Looking out the window, Rage confirmed it was still late afternoon. He entered the room where Shephy was sleeping, quietly gathered his equipment, and came out.
"It's not too late yet, so should I test the bow and arrows?"
Wanting to test the items he obtained through his ability, Rage decided to go outside the city without taking a request and try shooting the bow at some goblins.
"Then... to Shephy, for a while, goblin, hunting, be back, on the desk, the fruits, if you want to eat, eat... done. Shall I go now?"
After writing a note for the sleeping Shephy and equipping only light gear with the bow and arrows as his only weapons, Rage leisurely headed outside the city.
.
.
.
But he shouldn't have done that.
"No, Leira. Please resist. This really isn't it! That is a dick, but... of course that's also a dick! Le,ra!"
Going hunting wasn't the only mistake.
They were just goblins. Those trivial monsters he had been hunting for over 20 years were never difficult opponents, even with an unfamiliar bow.
"Please... No, snap out of it, Leira!"
Having enjoyed sex with Roche until his balls were empty wasn't that big of a mistake either.
He didn't force himself on her against her will; they both enjoyed the intercourse, so who could say anything about it?
Then what was the problem?
'This horny female elf!'
The problem was that he should have done only one of the two.
By emptying his semen through sex, Rage had created the perfect conditions to become Leira. Then, he foolishly went hunting and stood before goblins—monsters filled with sexual desire.
"Ahht♡ Aaahng♡... Sorry, Rage♡ Haaauuht♡ But if you♡ squeeze out all your semen like that... I get so thirsty♡ Aauuht♡ Haa♡"
Drawn by the goblin's sexual desire, Leira returned to her elf form in an instant, unlike when she had shown herself to Shephy. As if conversing with Rage, she apologized to him, and then...
"Guek?"
She knelt before the small green monster's dick, which was unable to comprehend the situation unfolding before its eyes, and pressed her lips against it.
"I'm sorry, Mister Monster♡ The bad adventurer is gone now, and a pretty female is here, so rest assured♡"
The female elf, whose first experience had been with the dick of a dragon—the strongest monster—was now on the verge of having her next dick be that of the weakest monster, a goblin.