First Ejaculation Growth ~With Jamenpa~
First Ejaculation Growth ~With Jamenpa~
- Growth condition 'First Vaginal Ejaculation' achieved! Semen Growth is now unlocked! To progress the story, the protagonist Shephy, and the person closest to Shephy, 'Hero Rage', have their physical information restored to the optimal state according to each of their desires!
Words that suddenly echoed in my head
Just moments ago, I was on the verge of death from the Poison Wyvern's venom, but not only was I completely healed, my body had clearly become younger
And Rage, who had undergone an even more ridiculous change than me - not just their gender but even their race had changed
But rather than being surprised by these events, there was one thing that felt incredibly unfair.
"Okay, all that's fine... Thanks for saving me, thanks for making me young, and thanks for turning my roommate who was starting to smell unbearably like an old man into a cute elf girl, I'm very grateful for all that... But isn't there something more important than that!? Huh!? You whatever-you-are, mister!"
I had no idea if the being that just spoke to me was some celestial entity or what, but this much I needed to argue as I looked up at the sky and spoke.
"Hey you fucking asshole! That was a game where you could take it in the mouth or ass! So why! Why is the condition first vaginal ejaculation!"
As if to be expected of a fantasy world, there were so many bastards who pulled all sorts of tricks with semen that at the brothel, we absolutely never allowed vaginal ejaculation even on the safest days.
For example, magic that extended sperm lifespan to years, or hiding eggs inside sperm to make the other party give birth to a child with 100% of your genes - such insane things actually existed in this world.
In this Adventurer City where you could attach sex to every action from waking up in the morning to going to bed at night and the words "Yeah! Good meal sex! Weapon maintenance sex! Sex quest! That makes sense! Sex sex fighting today too!" sounded natural, even though there were way too many customers coming to the brothel you'd hear about in passing to pull such bullshit, as the ace prostitute adventurer whose first client had been the city's Lord, of course such customers would cling to me too.
But until today, I had taken semen in my mouth or ass countless times, so this part felt truly unfair.
"If I'd known this would happen, I would've done it at least once, you fucking asshole!"
Thanks to my brothel experiences, the common sense that vaginal ejaculation was absolutely forbidden was deeply ingrained in my mind, so even when I was certain it was a safe day, I never allowed Rage to have vaginal ejaculation sex with me until we were on the verge of death.
In this world where you can't trust anyone, Rage actually had a prior record of secretly buying sperm lifespan extenders in back alleys, so vaginal ejaculation was taboo itself to me.
"Sh-Shephy!? Why are you suddenly like this! No, more importantly, what am I right now! Is this Seyra? Did I become Seyra!?"
"Ah, Rage... What am I going to do with this kid..."
Unlike me, a reincarnator who could guess what was happening in this situation even though my memories were gradually fading since this life had been longer than my previous one, this almost-retired 40-year-old adventurer uncle who had no resistance to such events could do nothing but panic while looking at his changed body and me suddenly getting angry at the sky.
"Hey Rage"
"Shephy? You are Shephy, right? You're not some demon race thing imitating Shephy's younger days, are you!?"
"Damn it, stop interrupting and listen for a bit"
"Uh... yeah. You are Shephy. By the way, you seem to know something, Shephy? Yeah! I get it!"
Though he probably didn't realize it himself, Rage's speech had somehow become cuter as I sat him down on the ground and quietly opened my mouth.
"Do you remember? What I used to talk about when I was drunk back in the day"
"...You do that every day?"
"Ah, right. Anyway! That thing I said, what was it, about being a reincarnator"
"Yeah you did. You said such ridiculous things too... huh? Don't tell me!?"
"Yeah right. Actually..."
Whether it was because my body had become younger or because I'd awakened this ridiculous Semen Growth ability, my memory had dramatically improved, and just as I was about to confess my reincarnated memories to Rage, a certain worry suddenly occurred to me.
'Ah... how would a character feel upon hearing that their world is a fictional world?'
And that worry didn't last long at all.
'Fuck, there's no way they'd be okay with it...'
Having been reincarnated into this world just after turning thirty, I had completely forgotten my memories of this world.
Of course that was inevitable because this world was from that porn game, no, that 'porn' game that I had played like crazy for just three days during my reward leave from military service - a 2-night, 3-day frenzy of jerking off while playing - and had completely forgotten about after being discharged.
'Lewd Adventurer Shephy ~Which Does Childhood Friend Hero Prefer, NTR & NTL!?~'
The world you've lived your whole life in is a game where the Hero grows up by lending out his childhood friend to other men!
And you were the Hero who defeats the Demon King while lending out your childhood friend Shephy to other men!
But because stupid Shephy forgot the story, you couldn't become the Hero and without even getting to choose between NTR and NTL, childhood friend Shephy became a prostitute!
To tell this guy who had lived a proper 40 years with me in such a world the truth and shatter his mentality... his existence had already become too precious to me.
"I-I heard about this world from another world! But I forgot about it!"
"Whaat!?"
"That~ what was it, that~ I was too shocked by reincarnating into this world? So I completely forgot, you could say?"
"What is that... but I'm glad you remember now. Maybe because we were on the verge of death, your memories returned? Even though I've become like this... well! It's better than dying! Yeah! Yeah!"
Fortunately believing my words without much suspicion, Rage got up and moved his body around, examining his changed appearance.
"I'm... Seyra"
"Yeah. You're Lady Seyra"
"Stop with the 'Lady'... please..."
The cause of death for the 900-year-old elf lady Seyra was old age, but if you go back a bit further, it was because her libido was boiling right until her death, which made her insist on taking Rage as her final client before dying the very next day.
And the reason was apparently because Rage truly loved Lady Seyra and tried to buy her out from the adventurer brothel, so she wanted to confess that she was a 900-year-old elf, that her lifespan seemed to be ending soon, and that she had never once regretted working at this brothel during her 900+ years of life?
'That's really too much...'
Shocked by those words, Rage had a soul-less expression even at Seyra's funeral, and for a while after that, he didn't even touch me, let alone visit brothels.
"So Shephy? With your reincarnation knowledge, do you know why I became Seyra?"
"...No? Not at all? Isn't it just because you're a pervert bastard? Hahaha!"
"I can't deny that... but then Shephy, you're a pervert bastard too"
"What? Why me?"
"Well, according to what you said back in the day, you were a man too, right?"
"Ah..."
I was starting to forget what having a dick even felt like, but I definitely was a man.
And Rage, who had become the spitting image of elf Seyra who boasted heavenly beauty even among the rare elves, had now become a woman who was formerly a man.
"Now I understand why your personality and way of speaking were like that"
"Well, sorry about that"
"Yeah! Since you properly apologized, I'll forgive you!"
Rage put both hands on her hips and proudly straightened her back
Does she know that with that action, her rather large breasts jiggled, making her completely in ero-mode?
"..."
While completely off guard unlike me, even her speech patterns had changed, and I was wondering what the reason might be when...
"Krooooaarrr!"
From the direction the Poison Wyvern had left earlier, its cry could be heard again.
"Po-Poison Wyvern!? Why!?"
"There's even two of them! H-how! How, Shephy!?"
The Poison Wyvern that we thought had abandoned us on a whim earlier had now reappeared with another Poison Wyvern slightly smaller than itself - probably its mate.
"Tch! So it left us to bring its wife to eat! Rage! Pick up your weapon!"
"I-I can't! It's too heavy, I can't lift it! I'm completely lacking strength! And Shephy, your weapon too..."
"Damn it, it's broken in half"
Rage, who originally fought with a greatsword, couldn't even lift the weapon she had handled for over a decade since her body had completely changed.
And my weapon had its blade broken around the center during the previous fight, so it didn't seem like it would be much help.
Finally, even if both of us were in perfect condition, we had been completely defeated against one Poison Wyvern while fully armed, so I didn't think we could handle two of them this time.
'Are we going to die again after all?'
Fortunately, thanks to my completely recovered younger body, my condition was perfect, so I thought I could at least send Rage away first and serve as bait as I picked up my broken sword, hid Rage behind my back, and pointed my sword at the wyverns.
"Run, Rage! I'll buy us some time!"
"Shephy!? But... but!"
"Go! Fucking go already! At least you should live! Please!"
"Sob... h-hic! Shephy... Shephyyy! I won't go! I'll never go! Even if I die, I'll die with Shephy!"
"Just listen to me for once at a time like this! I'm begging you! Please!"
Was it because their prey had completely changed from before?
The two Poison Wyverns were watching our little drama from a distance as if spectating, slowly observing us.
"I don't care! Figure it out yourself!"
"Kyaa! Shephy! No, Shephyyy!"
As the Poison Wyverns gradually closed the distance, it was obvious they would target the seemingly weaker Rage first, so just as I was about to charge first to create an opening for Rage to escape...
- Aah! This is really frustrating! Use it! Please use it! The Semen Power ability!
"Huh?"
A voice more desperate than Rage's voice trying to stop me moments ago echoed in my head.
- You just exchanged each other's first vaginal ejaculation with Rage! Use it! Use it hard! Semen Power! You know how to use it!
Those words brought back vivid memories of that reward leave - 2 nights and 3 days where I sacrificed sleep to enjoy the 'porn' game 'Lewd Adventurer Shephy' intensely without using any cheats.
"Ah, right. Semen Power... no, 'Ja-Menpa-Wa'"
This wasn't a world where you could press X to bring up a status window or press keyboard↑ to increase stats by 10 units.
But even so, the method to use Rage's special concentrated semen from his final moments as a man, which was still packed tightly inside my uterus, naturally came to mind, and I immediately put it into practice without hesitation.
- Attack Power UP!
- Attack Power UP!
- Attack Power UP!
- Attack Power UP!
- Attack Power UP!
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- Attack Power UP!
I converted all of Rage's ejaculated semen into Attack Power.
The number was 20 - considering that the value I had built up over my 38-year lifetime was around 6, this was truly an absurd number.
"Ha!"
"Khek? Kwaang!"
"Kwang! Kwaaang!"
Unable to hide my incredulous feelings, I let out a hollow laugh and simultaneously threw the broken sword I was holding toward the Poison Wyvern to divert its attention.
Then I quickly turned around, snatched the large greatsword from Rage's small hands, and charged at the Poison Wyvern.
"Huh? Shephy! With one hand!?"
"Diiieeee!"
With Rage's surprised voice behind me, I rushed at the off-guard Poison Wyverns and cleanly beheaded both of them.
Thump-
Thump-
The cost of beheading two Poison Wyverns without giving them time to scream was Rage's final proof of having lived as a man in this world.