Chapter 71
Chapter 71
EP. 71 Common Sense-Altered Dating is Normal (3)
I've done all sorts of things in the common sense-altered world,
But to think I'd get an AV actor offer.
Of course, as a man I've dreamed about it once or twice.
Having exciting sex with women and even getting paid for it.
What a happy job.
Of course, after seriously researching it,
I realized it's not such an attractive job and lost interest,
But before the common sense alteration I would have accepted without hesitation.
Yes, before the common sense alteration.
"I appreciate the high evaluation, but I'm not interested in that."
"Really? I thought you'd make an excellent pro sexer."
What do I lack that I'd become an AV actor?
It's not like I'm short on money.
I can rape any woman I want to my heart's content.
There's no need to debut as an AV actor.
I'm already living a life like, no,
Better than an AV actor, aren't I?
"It's a shame to be rejected, but could you at least take my business card?"
"Well, that much is fine."
The world really is unfair.
He's handsome and his dick is smaller than mine,
But it's still quite long and thick.
And he even has a nice personality on top of that.
How can I win when my only good point is my dick!
But he doesn't seem like a bad person.
He's accepting the business card without complaint.
'It's dick-like.'
No joke, it's really dick-like.
More precisely, the business card was modeled after that man's erect dick.
Did they make it 1:1 scale?
The card length alone exceeded 20cm.
If this is the average business card for pro sexers,
Should I be carrying around a 34cm business card?
At least I won't run out of space.
"Sorry. I don't have any other business cards to give."
"It's okay. I feel like we'll meet again someday if it's you."
'Hmm, I don't like that somehow.'
I'd rather not meet men if possible.
If you plant a flag like that, it feels like we'll meet again.
But it's probably not a bad connection, so should I let it slide?
Above all, the competition is still ongoing.
There's nothing good about getting flustered.
If possible, I want to thoroughly crush that face,
And castrate him so he can never get erect again,
But with the declining birth rate due to weeding out,
There's no need to contribute to that.
"Then sorry for taking your break time. If we get the chance, let's have an orgy together."
"Hmm..."
Let's have an orgy together, he says.
Before the common sense alteration, wouldn't it be "let's grab a meal sometime"?
These little details really make you realize it's the common sense-altered world.
The male pro sexer leaves with a perfect appearance to the end,
But for some reason the female pro sexer who had been quiet until now,
Doesn't follow the man.
She glanced around furtively, then took out a business card from between her breasts.
"I'd like to meet privately next time."
'Is this really the average business card?'
At first I thought it was some kind of abalone,
But looking closely it was shaped like a spread pussy.
It's not just copying the shape like the man's card,
The color is even painted to clearly show light pink inner flesh.
Fortunately the phone number and important information is written on the back,
But to think she'd proudly give out something like this.
The common sense alteration is really scary.
The woman leaves without lingering as if her business is done.
Finally left alone,
Maria rested her chin on my shoulder.
"Our loser. You're popular with both men and women."
"I don't need male attention though."
I welcome women as much as possible,
But I'd like to decline male attention.
What use is being popular with men?
I have no intention of sucking and licking with men. I'd rather receive lots of female attention.
"Hey, they're about to start. Let's hurry and go."
"Hm? Already?"
Time flies.
Is it because we dealt with those pro sexers?
***
"The second match finally begins! It's a semen cooking battle!"
'What's that now?'
Of all things, this is the first I've heard of semen cooking.
Is it actually real cooking?
Or did they just make it up now?
It was shocking enough when I made semen rice for mother last time,
But to think they'd cook with semen.
I can't even imagine what kind of food will come out.
"You can choose ingredients from here in front, and submit your completed dish within the 30 minute time limit."
Looking in the direction the Manager pointed,
Quite diverse ingredients were prepared.
You could easily make stir-fried pork with that much,
Is there really a need to add semen?
"And we can't forget to introduce the judges who will evaluate the participants' cooking!"
Turning to look at what seemed to be the judges,
Three women looked at the stage with excited faces.
"First is Jung Mi-sook, master of semen cuisine!"
"Hello. I'm Jung Mi-sook, 34 years devoted to semen cuisine."
What kind of life is wasting 34 years on semen cuisine?
With an appearance anyone would say is a Korean food master,
To say such things makes me dizzy.
Am I the only one who finds this strange?
Not just the participants, but even the audience was busy cheering.
"Next is Gabriel Lee, semen sommelier."
"I'm Gabriel Lee, a semen sommelier who can tell a person's condition just from semen. Nice to meet you."
Does she have a sensor on her tongue?
A dignified woman who looked like a British gentleman turned into a TS,
Rested her breasts on the table.
I don't know about anything else, but her breasts look like they'd produce good milk.
British cuisine might not taste good, but British breast milk would taste good, right?
"Lastly, we've invited Mayor Shin Jung-yeon, who made time in her busy schedule for this competition!"
"I'd appreciate it if you could satisfy me."
She doesn't look like a mayor,
But like a secretary who would take care of some president's dick.
I want to fill those 60 denier stockings with thick semen.
A mayor who gives off a semen smell with every step.
Doesn't it make you aroused somehow?
"With that, the judge introductions are over, so we'll start right away!"
The competition suddenly started with the Manager's declaration.
I'm not bad at cooking either,
So I tried to help from the side, but
"Don't butt in. You just think about ejaculating good semen."
...Maria stopped me.
More importantly, what does she mean by good semen?
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
For now I sat in a chair and waited quietly,
But the ingredients Maria brought look unusual.
"What about the rest?"
"Do we really need anything else?"
Of course we need more!
What are you going to do with just rice!
Don't tell me you're planning to make risotto with semen?
I don't mind since I'm not the one eating it,
But can we win when other teams chose meat and various vegetables?
I have a mountain of things I want to say,
But Maria is the one cooking anyway.
So I decided to just watch silently.
"Okay, preparation complete!"
"Really?"
I watched to see what amazing thing she'd do,
But she just washed the rice and put it in the rice cooker.
There's nothing special, she just cooked ordinary rice.
Even though I know nothing about semen cuisine,
I can tell this is too much.
The judges seem to think the same as me,
As their gazes towards us aren't very pleased.
"You know? It's better to eat semen as a side dish than cooking it clumsily."
'How would I know that?'
So what Maria is trying to say is,
Rather than cooking it clumsily and serving it,
It's much better to sprinkle semen on plain rice?
I don't mind since it's simple,
But can we beat the other teams with that?
"That's not what's important right now. What's important is how delicious the semen you ejaculate is."
"Hmm?"
Just then she took off all her clothes,
And put on just an apron over her naked body.
Kitchen, naked apron, and in the middle of cooking.
Whether Maria aimed for this on purpose,
Or if it's just a coincidence,
When I saw Maria's slightly protruding butt,
"I can't hold back anymore!"
"Ohhhh♥!"
Squelch!
In the end I couldn't resist the temptation and inserted in one go.
If you tempt me like this and I don't fuck you, I'm not a man!
I grabbed her waist and swung my hips hard,
The sound of sticky fluids and flesh colliding echoed across the entire rooftop.
"It's dangerous while cooking♥!"
"It's your fault for tempting me first! Repent with your pussy!"
"Ohhhh♥!"
Slap! Slap! Slap!
Intense hip movements that shook the air.
Maria rolled her eyes back and moaned,
Sucking my glans with her womb.
Right now I don't care about the competition or cooking.
I just want to feel Maria's pussy more.
With that feeling I bounced my hips powerfully like a bowstring.
"You made my dick hard so take responsibility! Take responsibility!"
"Unghh♥! Ungh♥! I'll take responsibility♥! Our loser's dick♥! I'll service it hard with my pussy♥!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
I kneaded her breasts hidden under the apron.
When I gently rolled her plump nipples,
She let out faint moans and her waist trembled.
Seeing her nipples are as plump as Jung Garam's,
Should I put nipple rings on her later?
It would definitely suit Maria.
If she doesn't like it, I can reconsider then.
"Ungh! I'm cumming in your newlywed bride pussy!"
"Who said I'm your wife♥! Ohhhh♥!"
Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!
I poured semen into her womb that gave off a strong newlywed feeling.
This sensation of forcibly widening her womb with semen.
Though I've felt it many times,
There are few moments as thrilling as this.
After ejaculating refreshingly,
I belatedly realized we were still in the middle of cooking.
Don't tell me the rice burned?
Just as I was about to check the rice cooker with an uneasy heart,
-Ding ding ding! Ding ding ding!
"Now just turn off the heat and let it steam."
"Don't tell me you predicted even this?"
"Of course. I can see right through everything about you."
As expected of a childhood friend.
She knows me too well.
After letting it steam and scooping the rice into a suitably large bowl,
She brought the rice between her legs and
"Unghh♥!"
Spurt! Spurt!
She poured out the semen I just ejaculated,
Covering the white rice with pungent semen.
To me it looks like just disgusting filth,
Or terrible trash that shouldn't exist in this world, but
"Slurp."
In Maria's eyes it must look like a feast,
As she swallowed hard and submitted the dish with difficulty.
***
Four semen dishes placed before the judges.
But what caught the judges' eyes was,
The last to arrive,
The semen rice with semen on top of freshly cooked hot rice.
'To think there would be semen rice in a place like this.'
'Does that mean they're that confident?'
'The smell is really...'
The simplest yet,
One of the most basic semen dishes on par with semen bread.
If you're not confident in your semen,
It's a dish faithful to the basics that you can't even attempt in a competition like this.
Just submitting this shows overflowing pride in their semen,
And confidence in victory.
Above all, the thick semen smell stimulating their noses.
You can tell how thick it is just from the smell.
'I want to eat the semen rice first.'
'But according to the rules we have to eat in order.'
'Ugh, I want to eat it quickly!'
Nevertheless, what they eat first is,
Team A's semen soup.
It looks like ordinary soup on the outside.
However, pale semen was sprinkled on top of the soup,
Applied like a sauce.
But...
"They made the flavor quite strong to hide the quality of the semen."
"It's hard to call this semen cuisine."
"I suddenly regret coming all this way."
Team A's expressions darkened at the harsh criticism.
Originally a normal man's ejaculation volume is only 10mL.
To use it for cooking you need to ejaculate multiple times.
It seems they used thin, bad tasting semen too.
Still, seeing how they tried to concentrate it to bring out the semen flavor,
At least they weren't lacking in skill.
"Ah, as expected it's hard to satisfy the tastes of such amazing people. Then we'll move on to the next dish."
Following the Manager's direction, the dishes were changed.
This time it was Team C's semen spring rolls,
With various vegetables and semen wrapped in moistened rice paper.
It seemed like the semen taste would be more noticeable than Team A's, but
"Is there even semen in this?"
"This isn't semen cuisine!"
"If I knew it would be like this, I should have just eaten at home."
The problem was probably age.
Though he's maintaining C- grade in his 40s,
When ejaculating consecutively,
Of course the semen becomes thinner and the volume decreases.
They tried their best,
But couldn't make up for the lack of semen.
Team C despaired at the continued harsh criticism.
The judges' expressions were serious too, but just then,
When Team D's dish was placed in front, their expressions softened.
"As expected of pro sexers."
"This looks a bit more promising."
"It was worth coming here for this."
Team D made semen sandwiches no less.
With a combination of vegetables and ham, it could easily hide the semen taste like Team A,
It's one of the dishes where the semen taste is easily hidden,
But seeing the thick semen dripping from the sandwich,
There seemed to be no need to worry about the semen taste being hidden.
"Mmm~♡! The semen sticking to my teeth between the crunchy vegetables♡. Ungh♡!"
"Hehe♡. This is really good semen♡. Burp♡!"
"Ah♡. I came a little♡. Hic♡!"
Team D's faces brightened at the praise.
The situation that had only been harsh criticism until now,
Was completely reversed as Team D seized the advantage.
But their gazes turned to us, Team E.
"Now only the last dish is left, but honestly I want to eat it just from the smell."
To the point where even the Manager says that,
My semen smell was already wafting across the rooftop.
The judges seemed to be nearing their limit too,
As they drooled while staring at the semen rice placed in front of them.
After glancing at each other,
When the Manager nodded giving permission,
They all quickly picked up the semen rice without anyone taking the lead.
"Mmm♥! To think there's such thick semen♥! I've been missing out on half my life♥!"
"Ohh♥! To meet the finest semen♥! It's an honor as a semen sommelier♥!"
"To think there's a man who can ejaculate semen of this quality♥. Do you perhaps not need any subsidies♥?"
Surpassing Team D's praise,
Praise bordering on madness poured out.
Above all, the judges all seemed satisfied,
As they all said in unison:
"Burp♥!" "Unghh♥!" "Burp♥!"
They showed off thick semen burps.
With this it's obvious who's 1st place without even asking.
Since we just need to determine last place,
There's no need to ask who's 1st,
But it would be better if we're 1st anyway.
The judges shared their evaluations with each other,
And had a serious discussion about who to eliminate.
"It's that team, right?"
"Yes, I think the same."
"Well, there's no need to deliberate."
As a result of the judging,
As expected, Team C was confirmed to be in last place.
The fat boss uncle let out a sigh of relief,
But at the female employee's words saying not to feel bad,
That she'd service his dick tonight,
He left the stage with his face turning pale blue.
"Yes, now we're about to announce 1st place. There's no need to explain, right! It's Team E!"
And as expected, we took 1st place.
Maria and I grasped it in our hands.
As expected, I don't feel any particular excitement,
But I do feel good about getting 1st place.
Just as we were about to take a break after the judging ended,
The judges who were at the judging table until just now approached,
And spoke while licking their lips:
"Could I perhaps receive semen regularly♥?"
"Sell it to me♥! I promise your semen will receive the best treatment♥!"
"Would you perhaps consider staying near city hall♥? I can give you subsidies or housing as much as you want♥."
Oh, sex.
Yes, this is attention, this is popularity!
My dick gets hard just hearing their voices.
But Maria who had been staring blankly moved,
And held out 3 huge beer mugs in front of them.
"T-this is♥!"
"Don't tell me all of this...♥."
"Gulp♥!"
What's in the beer mugs,
Is my semen that I ejaculated into Maria's pussy during the judging.
The judges didn't even hesitate,
They picked up the beer mugs and started drinking hastily.
The semen that had filled the mugs to the brim went down in an instant,
And when the judges with semen on their lips opened their mouths,
"Burp♥!"
"Unghhhh♥!"
"Burp♥!"
Splurt! Splurt! Splurt!
They showed off thick semen burps once again,
While spraying fluids at the same time.
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