Chapter 248 - 248 Aim for the Dildo! (3)
248 Aim for the Dildo! (3)
EP.248 Aim for the Dildo! (3)
From the very first time I saw her, I thought Dan Yul had an extremely low boiling point.
“Hey! Whip out your cock right now! I’ll prove how amazing my pussy is!”
I thought she’d ignore me or try to provoke me in some other way, but instead, she came right up in broad daylight, practically announcing to the whole town that she was the culprit. Did this woman ever intend to hide her actions?
I looked at her with a pitiful expression, but she just narrowed her eyes and glared back fiercely.
“What’s that look? Aren’t you afraid of the Sichuan Tang Clan?”
“Not really.”
What should I do about this?
I looked at Dan Yul, fuming right in front of me, and seriously considered my options. They attacked first, so I just counterattacked but the counterattack worked so well that I was actually a bit taken aback.
‘Maybe I shouldn’t have sent Hwayeon away?’
I’d sent Hwayeon to the Beggars’ Sect for information, but if I’d known it would turn out like this, I wouldn’t have. Still, since she’s gone, she’ll probably bring back at least some useful info.
Just then, Dan Yul suddenly reached into her pocket and threw some mysterious powder at me.
“Ha! How’s that? This is the Sichuan Tang Clan’s pride our aphrodisiac!”
“Achoo!”
The Tang Clan’s pride, huh?
Too bad aphrodisiacs don’t work on me.
Since it was powder, it just made me sneeze.
When nothing else happened, Dan Yul panicked and took some herself.
“Huh? That can’t be right. There’s no way I made a mistake… Heuuut♡!”
She moaned and collapsed.
Her cluelessness made me sigh.
Even if it doesn’t work, who tests it on themselves? Shouldn’t she at least have some resistance?
“What is wrong with you?”
“Hnnngh♡! Uhoook♡!”
She was lost in pleasure, unable to answer.
Where had her initial haughtiness gone?
I sighed again at her self-destruction.
Maybe she was a twin?
Maybe the one I saw before was her identical twin sister.
‘No, that can’t be.’
I considered it for a moment, but shook my head.
It’s possible, but it’d be inefficient to send two people just to take down a shabby clinic.
“Someone bring me some rope.”
Dan Yul seemed to regain her senses, her body twitching.
She slowly lifted her head, looked around, and when she spotted us watching, a glint returned to her previously blank eyes.
“…I’ve been captured?”
“At least you’re quick on the uptake.”
I’d worried she’d be too dumb to talk after passing out from her own aphrodisiac, but she wasn’t that far gone.
“We took care of the assassin you sent.”
“Click! I got lured here by that note…”
She finally realized her mistake.
But her arrogance wasn’t entirely gone she raised her chin and warned us:
“Let’s see how long you can keep this up. When they realize I’m missing, the Tang Clan will move.”
“Let them come.”
Thud!
Nami extended her Yeoui-dildo and slammed it on the floor like a staff.
Gayoun and Jeong Sahwa also showed their willingness to fight.
Only then did Dan Yul realize something was wrong, and worry crept onto her face.
“You people aren’t even involved in this. Why are you going so far for a mere clinic?”
“Yeah, you’re right.”
There was no real reason to help.
If we’d just ignored it, we wouldn’t be in this mess.
But walking away after getting involved would be disgraceful.
More importantly…
“They let us stay for free, so we should at least pay for our meals.”
“What?”
A place to sleep would have been enough, but the clinic even fed us despite being poor.
As a Korean, if someone feeds you, you should at least do this much.
She stared at me blankly, then gave a sly smile and made an offer.
“Fine, I’ll give you everything beds, food, whatever you want!”
“I refuse.”
“Why? I can offer you a much better place and gourmet food.”
Value is relative.
It’s different when a rich family gives you expensive food they have in abundance,
versus someone with little giving you all they can.
And honestly, I just don’t like Dan Yul.
“Kill me. Just kill me now!”
“At least you’re not begging for your life. I respect that.”
Shing.
Gayoun drew her sword with a crazed smile.
Dan Yul’s face went pale, her eyes trembling.
“A-are you really going to kill me? Aren’t you afraid of the Tang Clan?”
“Tang Clan? Let them come. I, the Sword Ghost, will handle them.”
She fully drew her sword and slashed the air,
her killing intent so strong it stung the skin.
“Sword Ghost? The Sword Ghost is dead. How dare you impersonate her…!”
“Yeah, I’m dead. I’m not exactly alive now, either.”
To prove it, Gayoun pulled off her own arm, then reattached it as if nothing had happened.
Whether or not she really was the Sword Ghost,
at least Dan Yul could tell she wasn’t human.
Dan Yul’s face turned ashen, and she began to tremble like a leaf.
“Stay away! If I die, the Tang Clan will…”
“I don’t like repeating myself.”
“Eek!”
Gayoun pointed her sword at Dan Yul’s throat.
Faced with her cold gaze, Dan Yul finally broke.
Psssssssh.
A yellow stream arced through the air.
“S-spare me! I’ll give you anything! Just don’t kill me!”
Her pitiful begging made Gayoun lose interest and she sheathed her sword.
Dan Yul sighed in relief, but when Nami slammed her staff into the air, she realized the threat wasn’t over.
“W-what do you want?”
“Why are you trying to take the clinic’s heirloom?”
For a spoiled rich girl, this was pretty serious.
I don’t know how rich the Tang Clan is, but
building a flashy clinic just to take down a rival is overkill.
“Tell us now, or we’ll have no choice but to deal with you here.”
“…I wanted to heal someone I know.”
Someone she knows?
She did all this for an acquaintance?
I thought it was for a parent or benefactor, but it was just for a friend.
Still, that’s better than doing it just out of greed.
‘But I still can’t forgive her.’
Even if it was to save someone, ruining another’s life isn’t right.
Well, I’ve done it a few times myself, but I’m me, and Dan Yul is Dan Yul.
“I’ll give you time to write a will. You can’t move, so just tell me and I’ll write it for you.”
“No! I don’t want to die!!”
Dan Yul finally burst into tears.
She looked so pitiful that even Nami put away her Yeoui-dildo and looked to me for guidance.
Honestly, killing her when she’s crying like that would be too much.
She tried to destroy someone’s business, but it hadn’t succeeded, and the clinic was already failing.
Most of all…
“How about just forgiving her?”
With the victim acting like that, what could I do?
I gestured to let it go, and everyone stepped back.
Dan Yul finally started to calm down, but that didn’t mean she was free yet.
“She wasn’t much of a threat, but she did try to kill us. We can’t just let it go.”
“I’m sorry. I was wrong.”
She started crying again, pleading desperately.
If the roles were reversed, would she have spared me?
I couldn’t picture it.
“Then you shouldn’t have sent assassins.”
“But my grandmother said it was okay!”
Grandmother?
Just then, the door opened and an old woman entered with some assassins.
“You…”
“So you’re the one holding my granddaughter.”
The old woman was hunched over, surrounded by the assassins from before.
She was clearly the mastermind.
This time, I wasn’t planning to show mercy.
“Hmph!”
“Hiiiit♥!”
“Ohoook♥!”
With a single technique, I took down all the assassins except the old woman.
Honestly, nobody wants to see an old lady climax.
The old woman looked around, confused by her fallen subordinates.
“My elites… Who are you?”
“No need to tell someone who’s about to die.”
Gayoun and Nami readied their weapons.
Anastasia, after a moment’s hesitation, stepped back and cheered us on.
Yeah, better to cheer from the back than get in the way.
“You’d better back down quietly. Who knows what’ll happen to your granddaughter if you don’t.”
“You cowards!”
“Cowards? You sent assassins first.”
Tension filled the air, ready to explode at any moment.
Just as things were about to erupt
“Wait! Stop!”
Hwayeon rushed in, gasping for breath.
She’d said it would take a while, but she came back much sooner than expected.
Seeing how exhausted she was, she must have hurried.
“Stop? What do you mean?”
“I got information from the Beggars’ Sect!”
Without even catching her breath, Hwayeon pulled an old piece of paper from her cleavage and handed it to me.
As I unrolled it, I understood why she’d told us to stop.
“Hey, Dan Yul.”
“Uh, what?”
“That friend you wanted to heal they’re already better.”
Dan Yul had gone after the heirloom for a friend,
a member of another sect who had only just survived a brush with death.
But recently, they’d recovered and were living healthily.
The illness that had plagued her friend…
‘Semen Deficiency Syndrome.’
Right.
A few days ago, when I was a shota, I’d solved that problem by blasting out loads of semen.
It was a problem the heirloom couldn’t have solved anyway.
Dan Yul didn’t believe it, so we showed her the information Hwayeon had brought.
“R-really?”
“It’s true. I got the info directly from the Beggars’ Sect.”
Dan Yul finally relaxed and sat down.
But there was still some resentment.
“Still, you have to pay for what you did.”
“T-that…”
“I’ll take responsibility! Just don’t hurt my granddaughter!”
Of course when her own blood is at risk, the grandmother grovels.
I felt a flicker of emotion,
but I’d rather not kill anyone, so I decided to take payment another way.
“Then do something about this clinic.”
“Huh?”
Honestly, we’re outsiders; the real victim was the clinic owner.
It would be weird for us to take the reward.
“Are you really going to save my granddaughter?”
“Do you want to see me go back on my word?”
“N-no. I’ll use the Tang Clan’s power to fix up this shabby clinic!”
The old woman boasted.
That seemed to wrap up the incident.
I glanced at the clinic owner, who nodded with a gentle smile.
“What are you giving me?”
The next day,
the clinic owner called me over and offered me the dildo.
He wanted to give it to me as thanks for saving his daughter and the clinic.
I tried to refuse, but he begged me to take it.
“Thanks to you, my daughter is safe and I can rebuild the clinic. This is the least I can do to repay you.”
“Umm…”
He wouldn’t take no for an answer.
But I couldn’t just take it so easily, either.
As I was thinking of asking for something else,
I noticed a jar tucked away in the corner.
“I’ll take that instead.”
“That jar?”
Yeah, that jar.
I could feel the energy of an ero item coming from it.