[LMAOOOOOOO]
Wooju is absolutely hopeless lmaooooo
— Anonymous
For real lmaooooo
— Anonymous
Rose kept wriggling the whole time — how did they pin her down?
↳ Anonymous
It's Rose, she probably handled it herself
↳ Anonymous
Fuck lmaooo why does that actually make sense with zero explanation lmaooo
[AAAAGH!!! MY MOLAR!!!!!!]
(clip: Wooju holding a knife)
— Anonymous
Wooju, PLEASE!!!!!!
— Anonymous
Rose... I'm begging you... please fix that... and fast...
— Anonymous
Wait, isn't she about to slice her own hand open like that?
↳ Anonymous
For real... this is giving me anxiety?
— Anonymous
Seriously, how has Wooju been using a knife like that all this time without it bothering her?
↳ Anonymous
Which is exactly why her cooking skills are the stuff of urban legends
↳ Anonymous
You're one to talk lmaooooo
↳ Anonymous
PSA) Knife skills were never counted as part of her cooking ability
↳ Anonymous
KYAAAAAH!!!!!!!
[Holy shit]
(clip: shad being filleted)
This girl could open her own sashimi joint in fifty years.
She was already good at the start.
And she only gets better as time goes on.
— Anonymous
The fact that she learned all this from YouTube videos is pure insanity lmaooo
↳ OP
Rose being unhinged is hardly a one-time thing, start getting used to it
↳ Anonymous
fr lol, it's high time you got used to it
[Wow lmaooo]
We've only just finished the shad sashimi and we're already way past the two-hour mark lmaooo.
Ugh, I have to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow. I'm screwed.
— Anonymous
Rose: "This might go past three hours — let's get started"
↳ Anonymous
It was fact lmaooooo
↳ Anonymous
She must have seen it coming the moment she hauled out those ingredients lmao
— Anonymous
But the time flew because it was fun, have a drink on me
[That's the first time I've ever seen Rose sigh like that]
But I'm sighing too, because I know exactly how she feels.
— Anonymous
You could show that to a five-year-old and even they'd lecture her — "even my mom doesn't hold a knife like that"
↳ Anonymous
holy shit lmaooooo
↳ Anonymous
That is BEYOND harsh lmaooooo
↳ Anonymous
But the statement isn't exactly wrong lmaooo
[So did this Rose girl actually fix it?]
Rose, when you retire from streaming, make your money teaching cooking classes.
If you can break in someone at Wooju's level, you're golden.
— Anonymous
Fuck off, Rose is never retiring
— Anonymous
Why is this bitch trying to make Rose retire
— Anonymous
Rose is going to stream FOREVER?????? She promised me?????
↳ Anonymous
Did Rose ever say that? Why don't I remember?
↳ Anonymous
Nope? It was my imagination?
↳ Anonymous
God damn it lmaooo so she never promised anything lmaooo
[Wait, Rose is actually good at cooking?]
No, this girl was just her usual self.
Hmm... about that level...
— Anonymous
Everyone around her says she's great, but she doesn't seem satisfied with herself
[Wow lmaooo got impressed all over again today lmao]
Since eating nothing but shad sashimi would get old, she'd pre-bought other stuff too lmao
— Anonymous
Her prep game is genuinely terrifying
— Anonymous
Ugh, when this girl actually commits she's so damn thorough about it that it's infuriating when she doesn't
↳ Anonymous
Honestly, she just stockpiles it all and then detonates it in one go
↳ Anonymous
Going by the track record so far, that tracks
[Wait, there was a manager?]
Did she just stand there in total silence to see whether disaster would strike???
— Anonymous
Seems like it lmaooo
↳ OP
Guess handling Rose requires someone that competent attached to you...
↳ Anonymous
lmaooo haven't you seen the interview recap video? Even the manager can't handle Rose lmao
↳ Anonymous
The manager looked like the textbook image of a secretary, and she leaves someone like that spinning. Simply. GOAT. GOAT. GOAT.
↳ Anonymous
Is "GOAT GOAT GOAT" even the right term here...?
[HOLY SHIT lmaooooo]
So it's confirmed — she really can't handle her lmaooooo.
First time I've ever seen a VTuber tell her manager to hop on cam because the screen was empty lmaooo
— Anonymous
Am I supposed to be thanking her for looking after us like this...?
↳ Anonymous
Do you think it was mostly her wanting to look after us, or mostly her wanting to mess with us?
↳ Anonymous
Shut up, it's obviously the latter?
↳ Anonymous
Why even ask when you already know
↳ Anonymous
Whoa, that last line was pure Rose lmao
↳ Anonymous
Hey;; that's way too mean;;
— Anonymous
Seems that way???
↳ OP
But didn't a man's voice come through?
↳ Anonymous
Oh shit, you're right?
[RAAAAGH!!!! MY HORNS!!!!!!]
MY HORNS!!!!!!
— Anonymous
Hmm... they ran into each other by chance at the company, and their relationship is "drags him along to feed him"? That kind of thing?
↳ OP
Shut your mouth, our Rose is a natural — she doesn't even know that stuff exists
↳ Anonymous
lmaooo someone's triggered
[Madwoman lmaooo just updated her quotes collection again lmaooo]
Somi: "I'm too speechless for words."
Rose: "You're doing just fine right now, aren't you?"
— Anonymous
Genuine madwoman lmaooo
— Anonymous
Pretty sure she took the wrong meds today
↳ Anonymous
What do you mean — she just skipped the meds she was supposed to take
↳ Anonymous
Which concludes that she's simply a madwoman lmaooooo
↳ Anonymous
Well, whatever it is, that is definitely not normal
[Uh... doesn't this look a little different from what we imagined...?]
Isn't he just a male version of Wooju?
— Anonymous
Whoa lmao I kept thinking the vibe felt familiar — turns out he's male Wooju lmaooo
— Anonymous
She just flat-out enjoys tormenting people lmaooo
[Did she eat something bad today? lmao]
Fuck lmaooo she asks a question the guy has no choice but to answer out loud,
when all he needed to do was nod,
and then pulls THIS lmaooo
— Anonymous
She seemed like an absolute lunatic lmaooo
— Anonymous
Seriously, what are we going to do with this nutcase...
— Anonymous
Honestly... there's zero flirting vibe between them, so if anything I'd call it a relief...?
↳ Anonymous
I thought so at first too, but these days I just feel sorry for the guy...
[No lmaooo this absolute madwoman lmaooo]
She drags in a random passerby, and when he can't finish it all she just swaps him out for a different person lmaooo
— Anonymous
I've watched Rose since her debut, and today she was at peak unhinged lmaooo
↳ Anonymous
Could there ever be a day worse than this one?
↳ Anonymous
Uh... I feel like there will...?
↳ Anonymous
Honestly, same...
[Whoa... she's really eating ALL of it?]
This Rose girl is a monster. A straight-up monster.
— Anonymous
If she hadn't brought the composer, she would've left food behind lmaooo
— Anonymous
I was positive she'd leave leftovers, but she's forcing it all down bite after bite
[Isn't Rose just a giant pig?]
She ate quite a lot today — isn't she straight-up a massive pig?
The pretty hands are just a filter.
— Anonymous
Then Wooju's and Somi's hands would've looked warped too lmaooo
— Anonymous
Aigo lmao this troll crawled back out again lmaooo
[FACTS]
(Rose's profile photo)
Thanks to this girl, today was fun too.
— Anonymous
We bow down in worship...
— Anonymous
A girl who delivers when she actually bothers...
— Anonymous
But mostly doesn't bother...
— Anonymous
But has pretty hands...
I tried to head straight home after ending the broadcast, but Minseo and Sua cut off my path.
"Is something the matter?"
"'Is something the matter?!' You're seriously asking me that right now— no, never mind! If I ask, you'll only give me the same answer anyway!"
...Fair point.
"You! You know Do Hyunwoo?!"
"Mm... I do?"
We were acquainted, after all.
"Th-then are you two close?"
"No?"
"Then why do you! Talk to him so rudely?!"
"How did you two even get close in the first place! Answer that first!"
I told you we're not close....
But the mood wasn't right for saying that out loud, so I kept it to myself.
"Well... I ran into him while visiting the composer, and we just exchanged introductions."
No real need to mention the classmate part, right? They asked how we'd gotten close, after all.
"So! You dragged back someone you'd essentially just met because you bumped into him on the street?!"
"No, I had my reasons."
"What reasons! Out with it!"
"He owed me a favor, so I imagine that's why he came?"
I'd offered to call it even for taking out my trash, but the little back-alley debt I'd racked up that day must have weighed on him — why else would he have come along so willingly?
"I-is that so?"
"Still! Even so! That's the hottest rookie in the business right now, and you treat him like dirt!"
"If I'd known who he was and tormented him, maybe — but I bullied a complete stranger, so does it really count?"
I'd been told to keep his identity quiet for exactly that reason, after all.
"Ugh! My! Head is splitting!"
"Mine too! It felt just like when Unnie's knife grip snapped back to normal earlier! I never thought I'd feel it twice in one day!"
"Hey! Yoon Sua! What is that supposed to mean!"
"Words aren't getting through to you! Unnie, you were just like that earlier too!"
The arrows that had been aimed at me had somehow ended up pointed at each other, so I left the two of them to it and tried to slip out again—
"Yeonwoo...."
—only to be caught by the manager....
Well, even if I'd escaped now, I'd have gotten an earful over the phone later anyway, so maybe this was for the better.
"Please... my heart hasn't been able to take much more of this lately...."
"Oh dear... sounds like you haven't been sleeping well...."
Should I send her a box of red ginseng or something?
"...You know exactly what you're doing, don't you?"
"Yes. I'm sorry."
Sensing that pushing the joke any further would end badly, I bowed quickly and took my scolding like an adult. Only after Minseo and Sua — having spotted me receiving my lecture — came over to chime in with a remark apiece was I finally released.
"Yawwwn~"
I must have been tired today, because a yawn escaped me of its own accord.
"Why is she pretty even when she yawns...."
"Tell me about it... not a single unflattering angle...."
After bidding goodnight to Sua and Minseo, who were busy stating the obvious, I headed home.
Too tired for anything elaborate, I washed up quickly and dove straight into bed.
"Ah... this is the stuff...."
The comfort pressing against my back pulled an involuntary sigh of bliss out of me.
Should I upgrade to a really nice bed once I move?
It would be even comfier than this one, wouldn't it?
With the time to sort out my current place creeping closer, thoughts like these had been piling up lately.
Money wasn't the issue — I had more than enough to furnish a new place, if nothing else.
"A house...."
The house was the real problem....
Would it be better to just take out a loan and buy one?
Hmm... not a bad idea?
I'd never given it serious thought before, because even with a loan I'd have fallen painfully short.
But now that the money was coming in faster than I'd ever expected, it had turned into a genuine possibility....
...Does the manager know anything about real estate, I wonder?
She seemed like the type who'd know her way around this sort of thing too, so I should ask.
If not, I'll just research it myself.
Time flowed on, and today was the day Seyeon's new single dropped.
In other words, the song I'd featured on was about to face the world.
"Yes, Seyeon?"
📞 Bae Seyeon
"Yeonwoo! What do I do?! Every time I think about how my new song comes out in just a few hours, I get so nervous!"
"Hmm... why are you telling me, though?"
It wasn't as if I could soothe her nerves for her — wasn't this a problem she had to solve on her own?
📞 Bae Seyeon
"What?! If you insist on a reason — it's a song featuring you, of all people! If it doesn't succeed, everyone will say it's because I wasn't good enough!"
...Does it work like that?
"Well... for now, just stay calm and get through your schedule. I'll see you at the company dinner later."
📞 Bae Seyeon
"Oh! I tossed and turned all night just knowing I'd be seeing you today! It's so soon!"
...Wasn't that nervousness about the wrong thing, though?
Even if she was nervous, I doubted the new song was the cause....
Anyway, after exchanging that bit of idle chatter, I spent the day lounging around the house — until Seyeon called again.
"Yes, Seyeon?"
"Yes? What is it."
📞 Bae Seyeon
"R-right now! Check the charts on your music app!"
Hm? Already?
I'd figured it would take at least two or three days. Fast....
I checked.
♪ Realtime Music Chart ♪
#34 ▲53
Moment — Bae Seyeon
"And you're calling me over this?"
"I thought you must have hit number one or something. Call me back when that happens."
Click.
No wonder it had felt too fast.