22. What Came After
The next day.
"Today, I have something to do."
Should I call it homework?
Either way, there was something that needed doing.
?
A task?
What else is there besides S-ming?
"Since our original song is out now, I figured it's time to settle on a fandom name."
It really did need to happen soon.
I'd woken up to a text this morning pointing out that every other member had already picked theirs, and I was the only one left.
Let's go with RozePasta
Something Roze-related?
Got any ideas?
"I'm too lazy for anything clever, so how about I flip Roze around and call you Zero?"
Holy shit that is lazy
?
Actually not bad?
"The meaning is... in a world built from 0s and 1s, you are the 0s, and I am the 1."
Why is that actually good?
You didn't just think of that, did you
Did she actually prepare this?
Well, I had just thought of it — but it seemed better than expected. The meaning even fit nicely.
"So, Zero it is?"
yep
Not bad at all
So I'm a Zero now?
"Yes. Zeros, it's a pleasure to have you all going forward."
Let's gooo I have a name now
eeeeeeeeeeee
"Now, then...."
Now????
What now????
waiting waiting waiting
"There's nothing to do."
So what should I do?
Yesterday's song release had been such an overwhelming dopamine hit that absolutely nothing came to mind.
Ah
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Ah! A song!
Thinking back to everything around yesterday's release had jogged my memory about something I still needed to do.
Why did it only occur to me now, of all times?
"Shall we go browse the fan cafe and watch some clips of the members crying?"
Ooh
lmaoooo
Yes please
Let's witness the all-knowing psycho's perspective lmaooo
I entered the cafe and tapped into the trending posts, and crying clips of the members were absolutely everywhere.
"Wow, they really bawled their eyes out."
And each clip seemed to be about something different, too? Just how long had they been crying?
lmaooo the psycho clips mixed in between are killing me lmaoooo
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So she DOES know then lololol
My own clips were sprinkled in there as well.
"Since we've all seen plenty of Wooju crying already and it's getting old, let's start with Teri."
HAHAHAHAHA
Changing bias already?
Switching stations lolololol
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"Ah, yes... I'm not crying...."
"Anyone with eyes can see that you are."
fr lol
hard agree
Yeah, Teri is 100% crying
"Sniff sniff! Watching the members cry like this makes me so terribly sad as well."
I strained my throat to squeeze out a properly choked-up sound.
That's enough
Show some effort at least
Can't you put in even a fraction of the forced acting you use when you game?
"I did exactly what you asked, and you're still complaining? How sad."
They'd told me to do it, so I did it.
Why complain even after I'd obliged?
Yeah right
If you're sad, cry properly then
quit your bullshit
Fine, I had phoned it in pretty badly.
"Anyway, shall we move on to the next one?"
Next, I pulled up Yubin's video.
"*Hic! Our song really is! On! The! Charts!—*
In the video, Yubin had apparently cried so hard that every syllable was slipping out of her mouth and her breathing was a wreck — she sounded like a small child talking through sobs.
Having assessed the state she was in, I stopped the playback right there.
"I can't understand a word of that. Skipping."
Still, cut her some slack, she's crying like that
fr
It's sad enough, I'll admit
I sympathize with the sadness but I ALSO sympathize with Roze, damn it
She's not wrong, exactly, but that is some stone-cold psycho behavior lmaooo
Fine then, I'll be the sacrifice. Hate me all you want!
The next clip, Sua's, turned out to be her brewing broth while crying.
"I live every single day feeling so grateful to you all... let's stay together for a long, long time...."
Apparently, a normally sly, teasing type suddenly getting serious and setting a sentimental mood really is the perfect recipe for brewing broth.
Just look at the chat.
Somi babyyy T_T
I'm... being simmered...
I'm sweating, something's coming out of me
I think my brain is breaking?
Everyone was being simmered down to stock.
"Me? Well, I'm always grateful to my Zeros too, of course."
I was grateful as well — I just didn't say it out loud.
You think THAT has broth-brewing potential?
Is she actually going to simmer us?
I'm getting my hopes up
"You should be grateful to the people giving you money — hating them isn't exactly an option, is it?"
Nobody goes around cursing out a boss who pays their salary, right?
At least, I never did.
"Yes, thank you for the thousand won, though that was profanity."
HAHAHAHAHA
Surgically precise as always
Yeah, THIS is what suits you, you menace
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As for broth — the other members were already brewing plenty of it, so there was hardly any need for me to join in, was there?
Playing the court jester was more than enough for my role.
"Our dear Shirutteoks... thank you so, so much.... Waaah!"
And finally, it was Yuna's turn.
Shirutteok?
"Your fandom name is Shirutteok?"
yep
Good name, honestly Zero-tier
You're not gonna react to Shiru crying?
Cute
Pretty solid name?
"I prefer injeolmi myself."
Shirutteok just wasn't to my taste. Injeolmi or baekseolgi tasted far better, if you asked me.
You absolute psycho
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fr lol
Wait, seriously no reaction to Shiru crying?
Yeah honestly same
"The thing about sirutteok is, it's always got red bean on it, so every time I eat one, all I can think is that it's just the budget version of some other red bean dessert, you know?"
There ARE a lot of great red bean things
Not even on taiyaki's level, honestly
So Shiru's been abandoned...
But how do you beat rest-stop walnut cookies though?
"That's why I'm not much of a fan."
Come to think of it, it had been a while since I'd eaten any kind of tteok rice cake....
Not that I particularly wanted to go buy some. I'd rather spend the money on bread, honestly.
The craving I was feeling right now would, the moment I took one bite of tteok, turn straight into regret — I should have bought bread with this money instead.
Wait, why am I being convinced
fr lol
Oh, Shiru...
Her voice is genuinely overpowered
HAHAHAHAHA
And so I whiled away the time watching more crying clips of the members, delivering commentary on each one as it went.
"Hmm... I'm genuinely out of things to do now."
The member-crying tour was over, and no interesting posts were coming up in the cafe either.
Should I just end the stream?
Right in the middle of that deliberation, a donation came through.
"A video letter?"
There was a thing like that?
It definitely wasn't in the trending posts earlier?
yep
She mentioned it during yesterday's closing remarks
Oh nice
Never made it to trending though
Guess the conditions just weren't met.
That aside — a video letter, huh....
It was bound to be cringe, wasn't it?
...Let's make absolutely sure there's no repeat of yesterday's atmosphere-freeze.
If I reacted the same way as yesterday, I dreaded to think what my viewers would say.
"Could someone drop me the link?"
Zelda pls
Link right here
http://
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"What do you think you're doing, posting an actual link in the chat? Auto-posted links are banned on this stream."
HAHAHAHAHA
So many smooth brains in here
Cut!
I refreshed the page and clicked on a post that had just gone up in the cafe.
"Ah."
What met my eyes was a photo of a green-clad video game character.
...They baited me with this?
It's Zelda?
Zelda lol
It's Link, though?
Without a word, I clicked on the poster's nickname and began the autopsy.
Hmm... they post quite a lot, don't they?
And weren't several of these posts about personal stuff — school, that sort of thing?
As I read through them, the poster's age range slowly began to reveal itself.
"Judging by your posting history, you're a high schooler, aren't you?"
So I did have schoolkids on my stream?
And here I'd assumed everyone was in their twenties.
HAHAHAHAHA
Public execution lmaooooo
You're not getting away with that, my dude HAHAHAHA
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"Oh my, a thousand won — that's enough for one chocolate milk at the school store. That's a lot for a high schooler to spare."
If it had been me, I'd have kept my head down, then smuggled a bag of sour-strawberry candies into school and shared them out. The fact that this kid at least owned up through a donation meant there was still hope for rehabilitation.
HAHAHAHAHA
How far are you going to spin this lmaooo
Oh no! Stop the bullying! HAHAHAHA
"It's fine. In the end, the autopsy was entertaining, so technically you did write a post that served its intended purpose."
Wasn't that an honorable death, then?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
fr lolololol
I'd end things at this level.
"Well, with precedent now set, nobody else will try anything, right?"
Anyone who tries this after watching this has balls of steel
So glad I didn't do it
Then I clicked on the next post, and it turned out to be a perfectly normal one.
First, I scrolled through with my mouse wheel to check whose videos it contained — Yuna, Yubin, and Yerin. Three of them.
Hm? Two of those I understood, but Yerin was a surprise.
"This time I'll go in reverse order."
I started with Yuna's video.
"Our group's youngest... Roze... you're always so much fun... and you take such good care of us... thank you, always...."
Ah, watching this reminded me of the recording I'd made of Yuna while she was drunk.
When should I release that one?
Given my track record, playing it on my own authority felt morally dubious, so I'd get the manager's permission first and air it another time.
"Thank you."
Her reactions have been stupidly short since the Wooju one
Guess she just doesn't have anything to say
Look, the avatar isn't even moving an inch
What can I do if there's genuinely nothing to say?
Next, I played Yubin's video.
She'd calmed down compared to earlier, so this time I could actually make out the words.
"When we... met up in real life, we drank a whole lot, you know? And Roze grabbed each one of us drunks one by one and made us take hangover pills... she even put up with my drunken antics... in the morning she was gone, and I felt a little hurt, but... it turned out she'd gone to the market, made soybean sprout soup, and left it simmering for us before she left...."
Hold on a second.
Flustered by this completely unexpected revelation, I stopped the video.
Why on earth is she telling this story on stream?
KYAAAA!
Roze the Great!
She did that?
Why'd you pause it?
Soybean sprout soup for a hangover, first thing in the morning? You pass. My bride.
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...Play it again.
I clicked the mouse and restarted the video.
"Roze is genuinely so, so sweet... it's all an act for the stream, right...? *Hic!* Here come the tears again...!"
Whoa
Her? Really?
So Roze's whole act really WAS a concept
Do to us even half of what you do to her instead of the abuse
For real though?
Hard to believe, given her image
"Yes, it is true, but... um...."
...It's all completely true, so what am I even supposed to say?
HAHAHAHAHA
Shy? HAHAHAHA
hard agree
Aww, Roze is so cute~
Oh, come on.
My chat had descended into a state that hurt to look at with open eyes.
There had to be a way to break out of this situation...!
Ah. As a matter of fact, there is.
Hmm... I should apologize to Yuna in advance.
"Shiru, I am so sorry."
?
Out of nowhere?
What did you do wrong?
That's random
What's this about?
Why sorry?
"Hanbyeol, my apologies to you as well."
I was sorry, but I could not survive this atmosphere a second longer.
???
Why
What's going on??
"You see, I happen to have a recording of drunk Shiru from that night we all went drinking?"
????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO so THAT'S why she apologized lmaoooo
"I'm about to shatter some illusions."
HAHAHAHA
"Since when... did you think I stopped using Kyoka Suigetsu...?"
Kyoka Suigetsu HAHAHAHAHA
Shatter before me! Kyoka Suigetsu!
And with that, I played the recording.