The First Single Album
I brushed past Minseo's grumbling and got straight to the other reason I'd called.
"All right then! Now let me walk everyone through how to S-ming our song, and when the mass-streaming push is happening!"
When Minseo, owner of the most satisfying cry in our group, started sobbing, the viewers' attention naturally drifted toward her, didn't it?
Which is exactly why I teased her—and why I called in the first place. Promote while the crowd's big!
Mm-hm. Even by my own standards, a highly effective strategy.
» where'd that come from?
» so she's hijacking the topic with this?
» do we have to do the S-ming thing?
Quite a lot of people have been wondering why they should even bother S-ming since earlier.
"If S-ming boosts our numbers, our song gets promoted more often."
For the company, the numbers are practically everything.
» fr?
» guess I gotta then
» makes sense, a company lives off the numbers
"Also—"
"Our song gets released again…?"
Hmm? What does she mean by that? The viewers already know another song is coming?
"That's right, isn't it?"
"Hnnngh…!"
"Huh? Why are you crying now?"
"Because you said there's more coming… it suddenly moved me…."
Ah. Mystery solved.
Come to think of it, she did mention her trainee days ran long, so I suppose it makes sense she'd read into it that way.
» oh
» Wooju T_T
» that hit me out of nowhere
Hmm… two options come to mind right now.
First, sympathize and comfort her.
Second, keep playing the heartless T for the sake of the stream.
Oh, and there's a third. Should I pour a little fuel on the fire?
"Apparently the composer of this song is doing one more track for us."
"…What?"
» ???
» isn't the composer of this song famous?
» for real?
» wait, isn't that person a top-tier Gaon Entertainment composer?
» why would they do TWO songs for a VTuber?
The chat is heating up nicely.
"…Really? There's going to be another song of this caliber…?"
"Yep."
Since my featuring was already locked in, the composer making another track was a given anyway.
Plus, the fact that I'm featuring is under embargo—but this part isn't.
"Hnnnngh…!"
"I'm happy about it too."
» why is her avatar's smirk rising?
» she's clearly having a blast lmaoooo
» this girl just plain enjoys tormenting Wooju
» why is Wooju so cute…
I cut the teasing short and returned to the topic at hand.
"Now then—originally, S-ming works best in the dead of night."
» true
» why?
» stores close at night
» because we're nocturnal…
» wouldn't daytime actually be better?
Hm? They're closer to the right answer than I expected.
"Exactly the reasons you all just said. The Top 100 chart tends to be playing in cafés and shops, which counts as automatic S-ming. So nighttime, once the stores close their doors, is when a song climbs most easily."
Then I added one more thing.
"And if we still don't make it? Well, that just means we're not yet heavyweights who belong in the Top 100."
Meaning there was no fandom big enough to lift the song onto the charts.
Not a failure of effort or any other factor—a failure of raw base strength.
» genuinely SO T even in a situation like this
» is she poking at us right now?
» ugh… fine, I'll do it
"Our… Top 100—"
Apparently Minseo's emotions had crested again. Normally she'd have the tact to stay quiet while I promoted something, but her heart was aching, and still, I said my piece.
"Wooju, you're interrupting right now. Could you keep it down, please?"
Minseo's heart probably hurt exactly as much as mine did—but right now, the explanation mattered more.
» LOLOLOLOL
» holy crap she's an actual T
» LMAO YOU were the one who called her
» T, my ass. Where's your F?!
It stung a little that the viewers doubted my heart, but I swallowed it and kept explaining.
"That said, night isn't everything. The chart only aggregates until 1 a.m., and then it stays frozen like that until 8 a.m. So we're aiming for midnight for the mass-stream push."
» why midnight?
» wouldn't 1 a.m. be better?
» guys, it's a bit complicated, but midnight is easier
Ah, they don't know the reason.
"Long story short: there's the Top 100 chart and the daily chart, right? From 1 a.m. to 8 a.m., to prevent manipulation via queueing, the chart switches to the daily chart's aggregation method."
I didn't know that either, but apparently it's true.
"That's why we do it at midnight. Midnight applies half 24-hour figures and half hourly figures. So from now on, play the song at least once every hour."
» ooh
» lmao why is she strong-arming us lmao
» what if we download it multiple times?
"There are three downloads total—an MP3 and two FLAC versions—but only one counts per hour. And to prevent hoarding, a purchase only registers if you buy it about thirty minutes after release."
I took a sip of water and continued.
"So—those of you with money to spare, buy both, hold one back, and fire it off after eleven during the push. Those of you without, just buy one after eleven. That's all."
Anything else to cover?
Ah, one thing.
"Anyone with money left over after downloading, spread some gifts around for the others. I believe the café just opened a gifting board?"
Was that everything?
I double-checked, then spoke again.
"The full details are posted in the café's announcements, so go give them a read."
» nice
» ugh, effort though
» is S-ming a career-track job or what lmao
» she explains well
» but do we really have to?
Why do we have to? Didn't I already cover that?
Ah—I only got as far as "the song gets promoted more" before Minseo cut in.
So I explained my reasoning in a way tailored to the viewers' desires.
"A lot of you are asking why you should bother. Well—imagine all these fans pooling their strength, and the song actually makes the charts? Nothing else delivers that kind of group chart-watching dopamine rush. In manga terms, it's like charging up a Spirit Bomb."
» ah lmao nothing beats chart-watching
» is it really that fun?
» yeah, when it climbs, the rush is unreal
» EVERYONE RAISE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!
» lend me a little of your energy!!
"And like I said before, a company runs on results. If we do well, we get more investment. Beyond the music itself, what could you realistically expect right now? An animated music video, maybe, or 3D avatars?"
Truthfully, the 3D avatar was already in production.
Merely under embargo.
Still, good results did mean bigger investment. That much was simply true.
» for real?
» on something THAT expensive??
» could we get a full anime MV?
» ? what's 3D?
» what is that, you weeb
Seriously? You watch a VTuber stream and you don't know the difference between 2D and 3D? Isn't that caring a little too little?
"If you watch VTuber streams and don't know the difference between 2D and 3D, reflect on yourselves and go look it up. But to put it simply: 3D avatars move better."
» hmm… flawless summary, actually?
» I prefer Live2D though…
» it's subjective, but generally true
» it's the difference between paper and a solid figure
"It'd be so nice if the 3D came out…."
Yes, yes—sobbing or not, she still kept the embargo. Admirable.
"Shall we hang up now?"
"Huh? Oh. Yeah…."
That wrapped up everything on my list.
Time for everyone to get back to their own streams.
Hm… my approval rating is looking quite good today….
» what are you doing?
» her avatar is looking off to the side?
» is she reading chat?
» looks like chat
» hurry up and spill some lore
Thankfully, it seemed I hadn't been caught surveying public sentiment on the community forums.
» aren't you browsing the community?
…I saw nothing at all.