Chapter 27
Chapter 27
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 27
Chapter Title: Disastrous Threesome
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Squish. Squish. Squelch.
Every time I thrust my hips, Agnes's waist bounced back against me.
Agnes must have been incredibly sensitive, because she couldn't think straight—she just clung to me, panting over and over.
"Th-this... feels so weird... I feel like I'm dying...! Haaang, haaaang...! Gently... geeeently...!"
She was begging me to go easy, saying she felt like she was dying as she hit another climax, but her arms wouldn't let go of my waist.
When I whispered in her ear that I loved her, she'd snap out of her daze just long enough to turn her face away in embarrassment and bite her lip. It was unbearably cute.
'So this... this is what sex is like...!'
Back in my previous life, when I was working part-time, there was this popular guy I worked with who was always late because he was out drinking with girls. I'd look at him pitifully and wonder why he lived like that.
But I was the wrong one. To think I'd lived my whole life without ever having sex—I'd been missing out on something this amazing all by myself!
"Hngh, heh, to think I lived without knowing about this... what a loss...!"
"Ahng, aaang, aaang, stop, hngh, haaak, it feels, it feels so gooood, aaah!"
Before I knew it, Agnes had fully embraced the pleasure too—her eyes even seemed to sparkle with hearts.
Who could ever imagine it? Agnes Ermengarde, the Empire's Imperial Princess, whose swordsmanship rivaled even the mighty Crown Prince and who was the envy of every student at the Academy, writhing in ecstasy beneath me.
In that moment, I forgot every shitty thing that had ever happened to me in this world.
Being burned alive? Having my nails pulled out until I gave a false confession?
None of that mattered if I could share this warmth with such a perfect beauty, make love to her, and fuck her brains out.
'You idiot, I've been living like an idiot all this time!'
Right then, I vowed not to get too hung up on romance anymore. I'd live it up like Jorba Pelkas, hooking up with tons of girls and enjoying myself.
Squeeze!
The hot, elastic walls of her pussy clenched around my cock, making it hard to hold back my orgasm.
'Should I pull out? Even so, cumming inside feels a bit much, right?'
For a split second, I remembered who I was having sex with: the Empire's Imperial Princess.
What if I accidentally got her pregnant? What the hell would happen then?
'...I'm going to regress anyway even if I die, so why am I hesitating?'
A baseless surge of confidence welled up inside me. Or maybe not so baseless—being able to start over was the best justification there was.
With my resolve firm, I released Agnes's hands and intertwined our fingers.
"I love you, Agnes... I'll never let you go again...!"
"Haaang, aaang, ang, aaang, me toooo...! I love you too...! Aaaang!"
With her apparent agreement, I didn't hesitate. I positioned my tip right at the deepest part of her pussy, rubbing against the entrance to her womb.
The moment I claimed Agnes Ermengarde as mine, I let go and unleashed my hot cum!
Spurt, spuuurt. Gush!
"Aaah... haaaah...!"
As I filled her womb to the brim, all the strength drained from Agnes's body, leaving her shuddering in pure ecstasy.
Then, as if she'd completely lost her mind to the pleasure, her eyes unfocused and she collapsed onto the bed.
"Haa... haa..."
Fucking insane. There was no other way to put it.
Even the first time I drank alcohol or smoked a cigarette didn't compare to this bliss.
Chicken and beer are the best? That's just popular guy propaganda. Sex is the real pinnacle of life.
Throb.
The problem was, my dick was still raring to go from the excitement of my first time, but Agnes showed no signs of waking up.
'Forcing it now... that'd feel kinda wrong, wouldn't it?'
After pulling out for the first time, my confidence was sky-high, but a bit of reason started creeping back in.
The woman I loved had passed out—pushing things further didn't feel right...
Besides, when I looked down at myself, I was drenched in sweat like I'd just finished a workout.
Maybe I should wash up and grab some water?
'Plenty of time anyway~'
Humming happily to myself, I slowly pulled my cock out of Agnes's body.
Gush!
The sight of my cum mixed with her juices flowing out of her pussy was insanely hot.
What position should I try next? There were so many from the AVs I'd watched—I had to experiment. With that thought, I turned around.
"......."
"GyaAAAAH!!!"
I freaked out and nearly had a seizure at the eyes glaring at me through the crack in the door.
Creeeak.
The slightly ajar door swung open weakly, revealing Shaomei staring at me with eyes full of resentment and sorrow like I'd never seen before.
"Shao... Shaomei...? What are you doing here...?"
Why was the kid here? Shouldn't she be in class right now?
'More importantly, this is Agnes's dorm—how did she get in? How did she know I was here?'
As terror gripped me and I struggled to process it,
Step. Step.
Shaomei slowly walked toward me.
"I... I liked you first..."
"Sh-Shaomei?"
"I was by your side first... You said you'd think about dating me..."
Staring into her lifeless eyes felt like peering into an abyss.
'Am I... gonna die here?'
She didn't have a knife, but if the strongest martial artist—and bear beastkin hybrid—went all out, she could rip out my guts barehanded without breaking a sweat.
Right then, a vision of a beautiful boat drifting gracefully down the river flashed before my eyes.
'No, no way! If it ends like this, it's the worst...!'
And assuming Shaomei kept her memories through regressions too, who knew what chaos would ensue.
I had to scramble my brain at full speed to salvage this somehow.
"I guess... I'm just not meant to be... Then let's just die together..."
"Sh-Shaomei! Snap out of it and look at me!"
I rushed toward the approaching Shaomei and grabbed her shoulders.
It was an act born of the idea that to calm a storm, you had to get to its eye.
"...?"
Instead of instantly gutting me, Shaomei just blankly met my gaze.
"I've made up my mind after thinking it over."
"Made up your mind... to be with that bitch Agnes...?"
We're fucked. The killing intent in Shaomei's glare at Agnes was palpable.
Of course, as I'd said before, while I loved Agnes romantically, Shaomei felt more like a little sister. It was hard to feel lust for her!
Throb. Throb.
'Huh?'
But unlike the last time I'd agonized over it, my dick was swelling even more, twitching eagerly toward Shaomei's stomach as if it loved the idea.
What the hell? Had Shaomei suddenly become viable?
That's when I realized it.
Now that I'd tasted a woman once, my cock had started seeing Shaomei as one too.
Her revealing cheongsam, which she always wore, and the milky skin scent hitting my nose up close stimulated me intensely.
"If that's how it is, then I'll just kill you both and myself...!"
Shaomei screamed at me, then glanced down—and her mouth snapped shut at the sight of my fully erect, raging cock.
She seemed thrown off by it, even bigger and harder than during that breastfeeding handjob last time.
"Y-you're getting excited even in a situation like this? You like that bitch's pussy that much, Big Brother?!"
She screamed sharply at me again, but my experience dealing with nobles and priests told me this was the turning point to escape disaster.
But how? I was still a total newbie, fresh off losing my virginity!
[What? You got caught cheating and wanna know how I got out of it?]
Then, a conversation from my memory flashed by like a montage.
This voice... Jorba...?
[Not hard at all, Arthin. I'm always sincere with my girls.]
In my memory, Jorba Pelkas—the Academy's golden boy—sipped his coffee with a relaxed smile. I remembered thinking he looked like an idiot but cool somehow.
[That's how I satisfied both at once. Huh? How'd I satisfy them?]
Jorba curled his left thumb and index finger into a circle, then relentlessly poked it with his right index and middle fingers.
[In bed, obviously. A capable man takes as many women as he wants, Arthin.]
'...Ah, right.'
I recalled Jorba strutting out of the cafe that day, triumphant with both girls on his arms. Crazy golden bastard...
Honestly, cheating didn't sit right with me. What the hell would I even say to Agnes?
Grind. Crack!
"You'll die with me, right, Big Brother? Next life, we can run off to an island together...?"
But seeing Shaomei's veins bulging in her arms, I decided to deal with the details later.
"No, my erection isn't because of Agnes...!"
"...? What nonsense is that, Big Brother?"
Screw it.
I pulled Shaomei—who was staring at me like I'd lost my mind—into a hug and kissed her deeply, just like I had with Agnes.
"Mmph...?! Mmph! Mmph!!"
Startled by my actions, Shaomei's dead eyes flew wide open in shock.
Thud! Thud!
She started pounding my chest to push me away, and with all her strength behind it, it genuinely hurt like hell.
"Smooch! Slurp! Chuuup!"
But I channeled my mana and held on. Like taming a massive wild horse, I ignored her struggles and kept kissing her.
If I let go now, I'd die. Or at least, we'd fall out for good. With desperate resolve to avoid that at all costs, I didn't release her.
"Mmmph... mmph...! Mmm...! Chuu...!!"
Suddenly, the strength drained from Shaomei's flailing arms.
"Mmmuu... chuuup... chuuwup...."
Tears welled up in Shaomei's eyes. But she stopped resisting my kiss. Instead, she began tentatively moving her tongue in response to mine, gradually accepting me.
Now's the time. I thought, starting to drag her toward the bed—but then I spotted Agnes lying there.
'If Agnes wakes up and this gets interrupted again, how do I handle that?'
There was only one answer. Still holding Shaomei, I led her through the open door to the sofa, sat her down, and slowly parted our lips.
"Chuuup... chuuha... hee... heehoo... B-Big Brother...?"
Shaomei stared up at me blankly, still not fully grasping the situation.
"I've made up my mind. I won't reject anyone who loves me anymore."
"Wh-what... what does that...?"
I couldn't let her think clearly. What I was saying was basically bullshit about cheating. So I had to keep her off-balance!
Throb!
As I pondered what to do next, I glanced at my cock, driven wild by primal breeding instincts in this life-or-death moment, craving more woman.
'I'll leave it to you, little Arthin?'
Twitch!
As if answering my thought, it throbbed eagerly. Going with the flow, I pressed my raging cock against Shaomei's face!
"Kyaa... kyaak...! B-Big... Brother...!?"
"You asked me last time what kind of reward you wanted, right?"
No matter how cool and seductive Shaomei tried to act around me, she was still a virgin with no experience.
My assessment hit the mark—she was clearly flustered by the massive cock shoved right in her face without warning.
"I'd love for you to soothe my cock, since you got it this hard, Shaomei...!"
This wasn't the only life-or-death crisis I'd face.
And I'd bulldozed through them all with crazy gambles!
A surge of confidence from somewhere egged me on.
'Tonight, right here, I'll win Shaomei over too!'
Shaomei stared blankly at my cock for a moment, lost in thought.
Stroke.
'Yes!'
As if she'd made a decision, she nodded and gripped my cock. I inwardly cheered in victory.
Grip...!
'Huh? Wait?'
But the strength in her hand was no joke.
It was way beyond mere tension—too much for my little Arthin to handle...!
CRUSH...!!
"AAAAH...! Sh-Shao... Shaomeiii...!!!"
Fuck, something went horribly wrong...!!