Magazine Sold Out in One Second (2)
As soon as I opened the studio door, The Queen was waiting right there. And she looked incredibly excited.
She took my hand and led me to the dressing room. The Queen held up a gray dress against my body and smiled brightly.
"It looks pretty plain though."
Swallowing the saliva that had built up from excitement, I first slipped off my sleeveless top. Then I peeled off the dolphin shorts that might as well have been panties and stood before her in nothing but my underwear.
"B-broadcasting in my underwear is a bit..."
"Okay."
This dress was the most comfortable women's clothing I'd worn so far. It was as simple as pulling on a t-shirt and slipping the straps over my shoulders.
"..."
Wait a second. This dress felt a little different. It was... tight in a certain way?
"Haa..."
"What's wrong, Your Majesty?"
She pulled me in front of the full-length mirror. The closer she got, the stronger her sweet scent became, making my head spin.
"..."
The dress clung perfectly to my large breasts and wide hips. Every single part of it looked obscene!
"It's pretty."
The Queen buried her face in my chest and started rubbing against it.
"Eugh... Y-Your Majesty?"
"...That's ancient history."
After enjoying my chest for a long while, she wrapped her arms tightly around my waist. Then she grabbed my ass with both hands, looking extremely satisfied as she gave me a seductive, playful smile.
Since I heard lines like this often, I'd prepared a response in advance.
"It's all thanks to Your Majesty's love~"
Apparently pleased, she rewarded me by nibbling on my ear.
"Mmph..."
"A confirmation stamp...?"
"Okay..."
I closed my eyes tightly and waited for her lips. Soon, her moist lips met mine, and her slippery tongue slipped inside, stirring everything up.
"Yesh... heuuung."
With my whole body burning hot, I arrived at the kitchen studio. The Queen must have prepared everything in advance—the broadcast setup was perfect.
"Kimchi stew! I studied by watching NewTube videos."
Today too, I had to make something delicious for The Queen and earn her praise. With a big goofy grin on my face, I turned on the stream.
To raise expectations even more, I spoke from off-camera.
"Yes, this is roughly the fourth time, right? Tteongi's Cooking Time is back."
Current viewer count: 6,500. Thanks to the Maksim magazine, the numbers were steadily climbing.
"Alright, alright. Stop spamming, everyone... Take a deep breath!"
The broadcast screen switched and I appeared.
"MILF Tteongi has arrived."
"You have to pay to say bad words."
"O-oh, good boy..."
"As expected. Even though I'm still a bit young to be called a MILF..."
"You guys won't even call me a woman in her thirties anymore. You fucking bastards."
I struck a pose and looked at the camera.
"Anyway, let's get started. Once again, thank you to all the Tteongbung-i who made the Maksim magazine sell out in one second..."
I placed my hands above my head to form a heart and twisted my body slightly.
"MILF Tteongi Beam~"
"I-I don't have a husband... I'm not married..."
"Don't you think someone like me would make a perfect bride? Or rather, a perfect groom?"
"Fine."
I turned around and showed them my butt.
"This dress seems thinner than I thought. You can't see my underwear through it, right?"
"Wrong! They're white. I'll take that as you saying you can't see through it."
"Then let's move on to cooking."
"Hmm, should I? That is pretty classic content."
Then I remembered one crucial fact: I had never tied my own hair before.
"..."
Well, tying hair can't be that hard. I grabbed a rubber band nearby, held it in my mouth, and raised my arms behind my head.
"Mmm~"
My viewers were getting excited, just as expected.
This wasn't the time to focus on donations. I tried to gather my hair to one side and tie it with the rubber band...
'Fuck... I can't do it!'
Tying hair apparently required more skill than I thought. I needed to play it off naturally.
"Did you get the thumbnail, Aram? Tying my hair is annoying so I'm not doing it."
At that moment, The Queen showed up with perfect timing, holding a hair tie.
"Oh, thank you so much."
The Queen smoothed my hair down and began tying it.
"Am I the daughter?"
"..."
"Everyone, this is Ponytail Tteongi. What do you think?"
"Ah, ponytail! Ponytail! Popopopopo..."
I danced around, proudly showing off my tied-up hair.
"I did it to get the NewTube editing point. Everyone, please type 'newha' in chat."
"Today's dish is... kimchi stew with pork!"
"I'm an expert in theory. I've never actually made it though."
"W-what does that have to do with anything?"
It was a clip of me saying that the best dish of all is sex.
"..."
"Alright~ Let's look at the ingredients. Pork front leg meat for stew..."
"I'm not a female pig."
"What else is coming out."
"I hate my past self..."
I showed the other ingredients and started cooking.
"The key to kimchi stew is the fat from the pork! First, gently stir-fry the pork."
I heated oil in a large frying pan that could easily hold stew and gently stir-fried the pork.
"Once it's about halfway done, add the kimchi!"
"Shut up!"
"The second most important thing is seasoning the kimchi stew. Add a proper amount of water and adjust the flavor..."
"This time I brought a secret weapon so I won't fail."
"You'll be shocked when you see it."
When the meat was cooked, I lowered the heat to let it simmer. In the meantime, I chopped the vegetables.
"My knife skills have improved, right?"
"Dick-sucking, huh. I've got a knife in my hand."
"Ten thousand won gets you forgiveness~"
"I sliced the green onion and onion~ Kids, they say you have to add chili peppers for it to taste good."
"N-no! I didn't mean it like that!"
"Come here. I'll chop you up."
Now it was time to add the vegetables. I tossed them in and stared blankly at the kimchi stew. It looked okay on the outside, but I was still worried about the taste.
"Time to use my secret weapon."
"Your Majesty Chance!"
"Please adjust the seasoning~"
It must have been the perfect gag for her taste because she burst out laughing.
The Queen stepped into the broadcast frame.
She picked up a spoon and tasted the stew.
"Mmm..."
"How is it?"
The Queen added a spoonful of soy sauce and stirred it vigorously. She tasted it again and nodded in satisfaction.
"...Oh! Ooooh!"
The seasoning had been my biggest worry, but it was resolved perfectly. All my anxiety had been for nothing.
"Kids, bring the rice!"
I moved the phone that was mounted on a tripod and filmed the dining table right next to me. I scooped some stew onto rice and mixed it...
"It's fucking delicious!"
"Ehehe~"
Being praised by The Queen made me so happy.
"What is it~ Feel free to say anything."
"Let's go right now!"
The Queen smiled and continued.
"Does that mean a collab stream!?"
I looked at the live camera and said,
"Kids, let's go for part three of the stream!"