Home Training (Day 1)
"Alright, what we're doing today is home training. It's the very first day," I announced in a voice full of determination. If I wasn't going to the gym, I figured I should at least work out at home.
"I'll do it whenever I have time, so please look forward to it." Truthfully I felt like doing it today and then quitting forever, but if you really think about it, lasting even one day is already pretty impressive, right? No need to overthink it.
I skimmed over the chat like I hadn't seen it and sat in the chair, inspecting the exercise equipment. Dumbbells, jump ropes, literally everything was there. I picked up the pink dumbbell first and showed it to the camera.
"This is a dumbbell."
"Of course I can lift this!" I confidently grabbed a dumbbell and squeezed with all my strength. It took way more effort than I expected.
"Ugh..."
I let out a pathetic grunt and quietly set it back on the desk.
Before introducing the other gear, I showed the yoga mat spread out on the floor.
"Next up, I've laid out the yoga mat."
"It's not like that!" I ignored the chat and kept going. "When I do yoga my stomach feels tight. It pisses me off so much." I patted my belly as I spoke.
"Don't make up weird nicknames, you asshole!"
"Ahem~ You're not allowed to insult the viewers. Viewers are gods."
"Viewers are idiots."
"Fine, ten dollars gets you the pig snort." A massive wave of shame crashed over me, but ten dollars was ten dollars. I had to endure. I had to. But the swear words still slipped out.
"Don't make me do this shit... Sigh. Whatever, time to actually work out. Okay! Starting home training now."
I stood up, adjusted the camera so my whole body showed clearly, then picked up the dumbbell again.
"Let's get this workout started!"
"Living up to your username, I see." These perverted bastards never change. If I'm being honest, I'm really not that different from them. I turned around and pushed my hips back, sticking my ass out. No one knows a good lewd pose better than I do.
I held the pose for a moment, then turned back to face the camera. First day of the home training stream. Current viewer count: 4,200. It was climbing steadily. Nice.
"Hello everyone watching the H-Tteongi channel. Let's begin day one of home training."
Every time I moved the dumbbell my chest bounced wildly.
"Yeah... just don't do that in the other rooms."
"Ugh... this is hard. Ten reps with the dumbbell and I'm already wiped. Should we call it here for today?"
She wasn't giving me a single second of rest. "Just kidding. I'll keep going with the dumbbell. Oh, but maybe I should stretch first?"
I set the dumbbell down and did simple stretches—knee lifts, reaching upward, the basics.
"Heuk... huff..."
Unfortunately this body didn't find any of it simple.
"Huuu..." I grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge and drank. I couldn't burn out this early. Time to crank up the energy.
"Watch carefully, kids. The human weapon forged by the gym is about to move."
I kept doing dumbbell reps, walking in place, then jogging. I thought it would be easier than the gym but it somehow felt harder.
"Hek... hek...!"
I was getting exhausted. I hung my head and tried to catch my breath.
"Heuk, huff..."
"S-shut up..."
I tried doing stretches while still holding the dumbbell.
My weak arms started making my whole body tremble.
"I-it's nothing..."
"Haa... haa... that's it for today."
The donation sound felt terrifying for the first time.
"F-fine, I'll keep going..."
Next up were squats. I dragged the chair over, bent my knees, and sat.
"The internet said beginners should do it this way! Got a problem? Do you?!" I was so sensitive I snapped without meaning to.
The moment I sat on the chair I didn't want to get back up. If I just played dead, could I end the stream here? Probably not.
My eyes slowly closed. Staying conscious felt too annoying.
"Ah... I want chicken too."
"Yes, I'll do it..."
I repeated sitting and standing from the chair ten times. Each repetition made my whole body feel heavier.
"Haa... haa... last ten... done."
First-day home training impressions: whether it's the gym or home workouts, it's all equally brutal.
"Yes... everyone in the H-Tteongi channel. So today I tried exercising at home. It was quite the unique experience. Newba..."
I flopped back into the chair and stared at the chat.
"Guys, isn't it about time to end the stream?"
Ending the stream after only thirty minutes really would be trashy.
"Guess I'll end it like the trash I am~"
"Hey, fuck! It was a joke, isn't that way too harsh?"
"I'll shower and come back on. Gonna do a chicken-breast mukbang."
"I'm really turning it back on!"
I grabbed a change of clothes and headed toward the mansion bathroom. The walk was long enough that my sweat dried and left me feeling chilly.
The bathroom was surrounded by marble. Since I was washing anyway, I decided to set the mood and slipped into the tub, gazing at the scenery outside the window.
"Wow..."
I still couldn't believe it. That I was living in a place like this. It made me feel like some chaebol heiress.
After the bath... mirrors, hair dryers, and lotions were lined up outside like in a proper bathhouse. Muscle pain screamed from everywhere, so I roughly dried my hair and slathered on lotion.
"Sigh..."
Doesn't working out make your stamina increase? Why did I feel even more tired?
After bathing I changed into light-blue underwear, a white sleeveless top, and light-blue dolphin shorts on top. Once I put them on, the dolphin shorts felt just like boxer briefs—super comfortable. I'd seen online that men used to wear them too.
Finally, it would feel wrong not to check myself in the mirror. The skin peeking through the sleeveless top and the soft, flowing bra. It was seriously, fucking beautiful.
I returned to the studio and turned the stream back on.
"Okay, part two! Starting the mukbang now."
"I changed from the sports bra to a light-blue one. Looks good, right?" I subtly let the light-blue bra show through the sleeveless top.
"You like it that much? You little shits... Want me to let one of you fuck me?"
"Just kidding, you idiots." Teasing the viewers was secretly pretty fun.
"Shut up. I'll go get the chicken breast."
I took chicken breast and salad out of the fridge.
"Remember? I bought this because Sister Gaeun told me to eat protein."
"I don't eat cum, you crazy bastards!"
"Sigh... I fell for the normies' prank again."