Prosecutor
Prosecutor
The reason this manga became known to people despite being classified as adult content was because of its setting.
It was due to the setting that the larger a man's lower half was, and the more voluminous a woman's upper and lower halves were, the more outstanding and great they were as a human being and as a living organism.
That's why most of those holding important positions in this world had enormous upper or lower bodies.
In such an 18+ romantic comedy manga, if there was an 'examination' for class placement, what kind of examination would it be?
Any gentleman would understand.
Having come to see that only five people remained in the front line, I continued my conversation with Gong Inju.
"Only five left now? Ugh, I'm nervous."
"...."
I wasn't sure if this could even be called a conversation in the first place.
After all, I was the only one talking.
The guy looked at me with an ambiguous gaze that seemed mixed with both indifference and interest.
'...Is this guy really the main character?'
Seeing something I had only seen in a manga in real life felt strange.
In the manga, he was just a character with a cool personality....
Before I knew it, the front line was down to one person, two... and then the person in front of me was called, leaving my turn approaching.
And then.
"Next~! Please come in!"
The person who had gone in earlier came out through the door at the back, and it was my turn.
"Hey, I'm going in."
I said to Gong Inju, who was behind me.
Gong Inju gave a short nod to acknowledge.
I stood in front of the door marked Health Room, took a deep breath, and slowly opened the door to enter.
"Yes~ Please state your grade and name~."
'Whoa, holy crap.'
An outfit that inspired nothing but admiration and surprise.
I had already seen it in the manga, but the real thing was far more impressive.
"...First year, Kwon Daesung...."
"Yes~ Student Kwon Daesung...."
She found the document with my name on it and began recording.
"Um, Health Teacher-nim. If it's not too rude, what exactly is that outfit...."
"Huh? We usually wear this when conducting the measurement examination...."
She responded kindly to my question, even while looking a bit puzzled.
"For male students' examinations, we dress like this to measure the length when erect. Haven't you experienced this before during previous health checkups?"
"...No. I think I was just momentarily confused."
"That's alright, it can happen~"
She graciously understood my mistake.
"Well then, first. Could you please remove your lower garments?"
"...."
'Calm down. This is normal in this world.'
I barely held my mental composure together and slowly took off my pants.
"Oh, and your underwear too."
"...."
In the end, I took off even my underwear, leaving my lower body completely naked.
"Yes~ The measurement examination will now begin."
She naturally stood in front of my penis, picked up what looked like a very expensive ruler, and began to stroke it.
Shortly after, she slowly and carefully touched my flaccid, relaxed penis to avoid stimulating it, then placed the ruler against it to measure the length.
"...Yes, flaccid length: 8.9cm...."
She picked up a pen, wrote the number on the document, and then tugged on her latex gloves again.
"Now then, next we will measure the erect length~"
Unlike before, she knelt down in front of my penis and began stimulating it with both hands as hard as she could.
"Ugh... Hwoo...."
"Yes~ That's a normal reaction~"
Seeing me let out a moan, she reassured me as if there was nothing to worry about.
Violated by her highly skilled touch, my penis soon revealed its full form.
Realizing I was fully erect, she immediately placed the ruler against it and measured the length.
"12....2cm. Oh my~ That's above average~"
Instead of calling it exactly average as it would have been in my original world, she told me it was above average and gave me a small congratulations.
She then stopped the hand that was stimulating my penis, removed it, and finished writing up the document.
"Oh, you can put your pants back on now."
Feeling a bit awkward at her words, I quickly put my pants back on.
"Yes, flaccid: 8.9cm, erect: 12.2cm. With this, you should be able to get into Class B without any trouble?"
"Haha... Thank you."
I forced a tired smile and acted as if nothing was wrong.
"Well then, if you go out through that door over there, that's the end~ Good work~"
"...Good work."
I walked quickly toward the door she had pointed to, opened it swiftly, and exited the health room.
"Next~!"
With that voice, I could also see Gong Inju, who was behind me, entering the health room.
'Hang in there, buddy.'
I knew from the manga what kind of ordeal he was about to face, so I rooted for him.
More than that, what the Health Teacher-nim had said earlier stuck in my mind.
She definitely said my length was above average.
To be honest, I had never considered myself big.
I just thought I was exactly average—neither large nor small, right in the middle.
'The strange thing is this world itself.'
Gong Inju's height, which I had seen earlier.
It was actually around the average height for men in this world.
'If anything, Gong Inju should be a bit taller.'
And proportionally to the reduced average height... the reduced average size down there.
That was the curse and penalty the men of this world had to bear.
The more I thought about the writer who came up with this kind of setting, the angrier I got.
'And yet they managed to weave the story together so well....'
If they hadn't tied this absurd setting together with such an engaging story, I would have dropped out around the first ten chapters or so.
—Ding!
"Huh?"
In front of me, the status window appeared automatically again.
[Tutorial Quest (2): First Meeting (2)]
-Condition: Encounter protagonist [Gong Inju]
-Reward: Steal random trait from [Gong Inju]
"...What?"
Trait theft.
That's definitely what was written in the reward slot.
When I clicked on the status window, a new message immediately appeared.
:Random trait theft from target [Gong Inju]:
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:Theft successful:
[Trait: Growth MAX]
-Increases the owner's growth and development rate by 500%.
"Holy shit."
Growth MAX.
In fact, this trait was the biggest contributor to Gong Inju's growth, giving a simple 500% bonus that enabled his overwhelming development in the manga.
And now, that trait had been attributed to me.
'Is this even okay?'
My ultimate goal was to latch onto Gong Inju and live well in this other world.
But now I had essentially forcibly taken away the very thing that supported his growth, which could potentially ruin my goal.
After a brief moment of thought.
'Well... it'll probably be fine.'
As I keep saying, that guy is the protagonist of this world.
He's the one who gets all the plot armor.
No matter how important the trait was, he'll eventually clear more quests and get even better ones.
If there's anything to be worried about....
'Is he going to find out?'
That guy also has a status window.
What if one day, while checking his traits, he realizes that the [Growth MAX] trait I stole has disappeared?
And what if he finds out I'm the culprit?
Forget about living a normal life—that would be the end.
So, I can only pray that he doesn't find out.
And for a man, the size of one's pride is extremely important.
If this trait was what turned Gong Inju's size, which was almost below average in the early part of the story, into an alpha male size...
Then it could turn me into an alpha male too.
'Is that a bit selfish of me?'
Thinking such thoughts, I walked aimlessly through the academy corridors.
And as I turned a corner at a hallway intersection.
—Squish.
Wait, squish?
Huh?
I didn't even have a moment to let out a scream as I fell backward and toppled over.
"Eeek!! A-are you okay?!"
The person who had caused this traffic accident with me was none other than a beautiful girl with pink hair and amber eyes.
'Wait, pink hair and amber eyes?'
There was a very natural association.
If Baek Seolyoon from the entrance ceremony was the No. 1 heroine, then there was also a No. 2.
No. 2 heroine. Han Yeseo.
"A-are you okay...?!"
She hurriedly bent down to check if I was alright.
Fortunately, since I had managed to stabilize myself as soon as I fell backward by bracing my hands on the floor, I didn't hit my head and wasn't seriously injured.
"...I'm fine."
"A-are you sure? Your complexion doesn't look very good...?"
I couldn't very well answer that the heroine from the 18+ romantic comedy manga I was reading last night was standing right in front of me, so I avoided the question.
"D-did you hit your head or something?"
"No, I'm fine."
"Then could you please tell me what number this is?"
As if she was uncomfortable with her bent posture, she shifted and stretched out her legs.
In the process, she held up three fingers to test if I was okay.
"Do you see how many fingers I'm holding up?"
"...You're holding up three."
In the process, I could see her underwear... but since she didn't know, it would be fine.
I got up from where I had been lying on the floor and brushed the dust off my uniform.
"I'm... really sorry. I was moving in such a hurry and then...."
Han Yeseo looked at me with an expression like a guilty retriever.
"It's fine. I'm not really hurt."
"I'm so sorry...."
She looked like she was about to cry, holding back tears that seemed ready to spill from guilt.
"Hmm... if you really feel sorry, would you do me one favor?"
"Eh? Um... what kind of favor?"
"It's nothing really. Just."
I forced a friendly smile and said to her.
"Would you be my friend?"
"Friend...?"
"Yes. I came from the countryside, so I don't have a single friend here."
"Ah...."
"So, will you be my friend?"
At that, Han Yeseo's expression, which had been clouded, brightened like the sun returning.
"Of course I will! A hundred times! A thousand times!"
"Then, should we drop the formalities?"
"Let's do that!"
'Okay, one heroine secured.'
As I said before.
I'm going to become Gong Inju's right-hand man.
There's no point in me going after the heroines that will become his.
Besides, there are plenty of pretty and nice girls in this world besides the heroines.
Rather, I'm going to become a matchmaker between him and the heroines.
"Then, want to go look around until the class placements come out?"
"Yeah! Sounds good!"
She showed a bright smile and led me toward the vast academy grounds.
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At the same time.
Inside a dark academy building where sunlight rarely reached.
A boy was staring at the blue window that had appeared before him.
:The trait [Growth MAX] has been stolen.:
The boy read the message, biting his lip so hard that blood started to draw.
"Who... on earth?"
Unable to contain his rage, the boy started throwing everything around him indiscriminately.
"Ahhh!!!"
He threw a tantrum like a spoiled child, and the room became a mess in an instant.
"Haaah... Hoooh...."
After a few minutes, exhausted, he forced his breathing and calmed his mind, then whispered softly with eyes blazing with hatred.
"It's okay... After all, the master of this world is me... So. There's no need to worry...."
With self-justification close to autosuggestion, he left the ruined room.
—Ding!
:[Stealth Mode, Usurper Mode Activated] Target [Gong Inju]'s stats will be stolen from target [Kwon Daesung].:
The boy had no idea what his future would hold, not even an inch ahead.