Menhera's Chaotic Drunk Stream

"Drink more? Are you insane?"

"Hehe, sooo… we went to karaoke too!"

"Haaa…."

"What about me? Hmm."

We'd only been live for about thirty minutes.

I wanna rest…

"Ugh… Menhera-nim!! Let's do round two!"

"Haa…."

"Only if you're paying."

"…I'm not streaming anymore."

"Hehe… oh right… Menhera-nim, we—"

"Stop."

Something felt seriously ominous, so I clamped a hand over Soyun's mouth.

"Ehh… then let's do round two! Hurry!"

"…Order whatever you want to eat and drink."

"Hehe… okay!"

"…Can I drop the formal speech then?"

"Oh, really? Hehe… then call me unnie!"

"…Never mind."

"…Why is 'nong' even a ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠thing?"

"…Everyone, be careful if you run into me in Bless."

"Ugh, I finished ordering! Let's chat until it gets here!"

"Sure."

While we waited for the delivery, we talked about all sorts of nonsense. Like how Soyun wasn't bad at games, I was just ridiculously good. Why I kept throwing myself at enemies in-game. How old I was…

…Wait a second, isn't this basically my Q&A session?

"…You're sober now, right?"

"……."

"Answer."

"…Hehe."

"Haa…."

"B-but I'm not completely sober yet! Really!"

"Hmm…."

While we stared each other down, the doorbell rang.

"Ah, the food's here! I'll go get it! Menhera-nim, watch the stream for a bit!"

"…Why the sudden formal speech?"

"Oh, can I use casual speech?"

"…Just go get the food already."

"Okay!"

"Haa…."

While I sighed and read the chat, a donation came in.

"Yeah, I guess… better than Kits."

"Hmm, I don't really know. I've gone up to ten bottles on a bad night, but that was while already drunk, so it doesn't count…"

When was the last time I drank, anyway…

"I can probably handle two more bottles than most people?"

"No, I'm not an alcoholic. These things just happen sometimes when you're living life."

"Secret."

While I was messing with the viewers, Soyun came back with the jokbal all set up. The drinks…

"You're making me drink four bottles?"

"Yeah! It's round two!"

"…Round two isn't usually this intense."

"I don't know!"

Ah, seriously.

"…If you throw up, I'm not cleaning it."

"I never throw up when I drink!"

"…Fine then."

Soyun neatly arranged the jokbal on the desk, lined up the soju, and turned on the face cam.

"Hehe, this calls for a face cam!"

Hmm, I guess? I went along with it and poured the first bottle. Glug glug glug—the soju glass filled up. I clinked it lightly against Soyun's and downed it first.

"What! Why are you drinking so fast by yourself!"

"Because of someone, I'm exhausted."

"Ah… S-sorry…"

"It's fine. Eat quickly."

"Okay!"

I poured another shot, picked up a piece of jokbal, and glanced at the chat.

"…Ah."

I belatedly realized my body was showing on the face cam.

"…What are you gonna do about it."

I flipped the bird at the screen once, and the viewers loved it. Soyun scolded me that it wasn't okay, though.

"What does it matter? They like it."

"…Hey guys, did you actually like that?"

"…What's with the random 'yes' in the middle."

"Hehe…"

"…Are you drunk?"

"I'm not drunk!"

…Her face is red, though.

Well, whatever. She'll be fine.

Since Soyun was handling the stream well, I quietly drank. I nibbled ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠on some jokbal here and there, but mostly filled up on alcohol. My stomach wasn't that empty after the samgyeopsal earlier.

By the time I'd emptied four bottles of soju, Soyun was drunk and causing a scene again.

"Aah…! You guys… why do you always tease me for being bad…"
"It's too much…"

"I'll go grab one more bottle."

"Huh…? Drink with me!"

"No."

Kiss me? Then definitely not…

I went to the living room, grabbed another bottle from the fridge, and sat back down.

"Seriously, don't drink it."

"Ugh… here, eat this, ahh…"

"…What is it?"

"A wrap…!"

"…Ah."
"Ugh… don't press so hard."

When I brought the soju, Soyun handed me a wrap, so I took it. But this girl tried to shove the whole thing straight down my throat.

Anyway, I finally pried Soyun off and was chewing the wrap when the chat exploded with laughter.

"…What?"

"…Ah."

The spiciness hit me late, and my eyes started watering.

"Hiss… I can't really handle spicy food…"

"Ugh? Sorry!!"

Meanwhile Soyun was clinging to me and apologizing nonstop, which made everything even more chaotic.

"It's fine, so get off! Hiss… you're gonna show up on cam."

"Ah…! That can't happen! Okay!"

"Hiss… haa…"

I decided to scold the viewers later and poured myself another shot straight from the bottle.

"Puhhaa… hiss…"
"Huaa… I'm alive…"

"Can't you tell from the username? And I'm smarter than you, so good job."

After messing with the chat again, I kept chugging straight from the bottle. Another donation popped up.

"I only finished middle school."

"No, I'm an adult. There are just circumstances."

"Come on, isn't that pretty normal for me?"

"Hmm."

At some point I gently pushed the dozing Soyun out of frame and sat right in the center of the cam, chatting with the viewers.

"Guys, any game recommendations besides Bless?"

"Eh."

Hmm… These people are insane.

"If you keep this up, I'm gonna try every single game once?"

"…Really?"

Battle royale, huh. Sounds fun.

"Tell me the game name. I'll try it tomorrow."

After getting some game suggestions and chatting a bit more, I tried to end the stream.

"…How do I turn this off?"

"…Ah, found it. Anyway, Kits is probably getting scolded by the president tomorrow. Feel free to boss Menhera around too. Bye."

"Lots of yanderes in here. Anyway, I'm really going. Bye-bye."

I lightly tapped the cam and ended the stream.

"Huu… Now I have to clean this up again…"
"…Aigoo."

I woke up the completely passed-out Soyun, moved her to the bed, and tidied the desk. Once everything was clean, I went back to my room and flopped onto the bed.

"Huaa…"

I'm seriously exhausted.

"…Still, it was fun."

Thinking it wasn't so bad after all, I closed my eyes.

*

"Mmm…"
"Haaam…"

The next morning, I woke up to noise in the living room.

"Ugh…"

I pulled the blanket over my head to sleep more, but the door burst open.

"Eunseo!! It's an emergency!"

"…Whaaat?"

"My brother's coming! Hurry!"

"…Why does that matter…"

"The president is coming too! Go wash up!"

"…Ah."

Why is the president coming? I dragged my heavy body up, grabbed some clothes, and headed to the bathroom.

*

"Haaam…"

After washing up and drying my hair, I came out to a lively living room.

"Hello…"

"Ah, you're out?"

But to my surprise, the person sitting at the table wasn't just Iseo—there was a familiar face too.

"…Why the hell is Sukmin here. Is this a dream."

"…Noona!! I salute you!"

"…You startled me."

The moment he saw me, Sukmin jumped up and bowed ninety degrees. Judging by the president's and Soyun's shocked faces, he was definitely crazy.

"…So why is Sukmin here?"

"Didn't I tell you? He's my real older brother!"

"…Oh no."

"Nice to meet you, noona! My name is Shin Sumin! Feel free to call me whatever!"

"Yeah."

Meanwhile Iseo was still looking back and forth between me and Sumin like she couldn't understand a thing. I glanced around and sat in the empty seat next to Iseo.

"So… why did you two come together?"

"Ah, I got here about an hour earlier. We were supposed to talk about Kits' drinking stream yesterday."

"Aha."

"Yes! I came right after that!"

"…Keep it down a bit."

"Yes ma'am!"

Anyway, we hadn't planned to all gather like this, but since everyone was here, Soyun suggested we eat together. We're just waiting for the food to arrive now.

"So, Eunseo-ssi, your stream yesterday was really good?"

"…Was it?"

"Yeah, the way you interacted with the chat and kept the energy going without crossing lines was excellent."

"…I learned that from watching Sukmin's streams."

"It's an honor!"

"…Stop that."

"Understood."

What is with this guy. When he calms down, it's awkward.

"…Can I speak casually?"

"Whatever's comfortable…"

"Okay."

"…What! Eunseo, why won't you drop formal speech with me!"

"…It's different."

"How!"

"Sukmin has high internal intimacy. I tease him a lot."

"Ah…"

"Pfft."

When I explained, Sumin let out a sigh and Soyun laughed. Even the president next to me was covering her mouth, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠holding back laughter.

"…What's so funny?"

"No, it's nothing."
"Puhuh…"

…These people are weird.