Chapter 0
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 0
Chapter Title: How on Earth Do You Think of Fucking 20-Somethings?
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I can't wrap my head around guys who are into women in their twenties—especially the ones obsessed with virgins.
I'm only twenty-six, still fresh and green, but honestly, the idea of liking girls my age or younger just grosses me out.
Of course, up to this point, it might sound pretty weird.
You could easily chalk it up to me having low standards or finally losing my mind to microplastic poisoning.
But hold up before you bail, dear reader.
It's not that my strike zone is wide at all. If anything, I demand extremely high standards from women.
No flab tolerated, even after marriage—no complacency allowed.
A body balance steadily maintained through the years, or straight-up superior genes.
Growing more genuine over time, shedding the pretense and pursuing men with true, heartfelt devotion.
Above all, that distinctive, richly ripened scent that only women in their thirties give off.
This isn't some weird fetish.
I'm simply savoring the finest delicacy humanity has ever produced.
Among MILFs, going after the absolute top-tier rarities—that's the pinnacle of luxury the world bestows upon us.
Aah, I'm moved by your virtuous conduct!
You are the true talent who will lead the world's MILFs to their happy endings!
Young gentleman, please accept my humble token of appreciation!
<Seong Yeongung>-nim's Balance: ₩1,000,000,000,000,000
The world had rewarded this sacred conviction of mine.
With a serene smile, I clasped my hands in front of my phone and offered up a prayer.
"Yes, I shall surely guide all MILFs to happiness with these very hands of mine."
Excellent!
I'll be watching your holy exploits from here on out while wiping down my nether regions!