A Windfall Delivered to My Door
"I’ll introduce myself properly. I’m Joo Yeoeun, and I run a small Pilates studio in Gangnam." That was the self-introduction I tossed out at the meeting. It’s my go-to macro, the first thing I say whenever I meet someone new. I don’t like to embellish things, nor do I like to play small and look weak, so I just keep it simple and stick to the plain truth. On the other hand, this man, who had come out on a blind date looking like a deer in headlights, chewed over my words for a moment before his face stiffened even more from the tension. When he was finally prompted to introduce himself, he bowed his head as if apologetic and replied, "Son Seungwoo."
'Heh, he really had no idea, did he?'
Usually, when it comes to meetings like this, people are incredibly cautious about closing the distance. They try to find common ground, shared tastes, or mutual interests. But relationships that drag on and waste my time? I despise them. I despise them so much that I’ve banished that concept from my life’s philosophy entirely. Since he’s the type who lacks the flutter or thrill of a first meeting anyway, I took a more aggressive step forward. It was also to enjoy the reaction of this man, who stiffened the moment he saw my face and treated my every move like the whim of a god.
I decided to push him a little further to see how he’d react. "When we met at the emergency room, you were checking me out the whole time, weren't you?"
I pointed out the blatant reaction I’d seen back then, teasing him until he became even more restless. 'Wow, look at him turn bright red at his age.' If he were wearing a well-tailored suit, he wouldn't look that much older than me, yet he was absolutely terrified just because he’d let his eyes wander for a second. To me, it’s just a daily occurrence—not even something worth suing over—but his reaction, not knowing what to do with himself, felt refreshing for once.
Son Seungwoo. The more I looked at him, the more cute quirks I found. Come to think of it, he’s actually quite tall, around 180cm, but with that goofy expression that’s identical to last time, he just... feels like that. Like someone who’s given up on self-care. Like someone worn down by life. A hidden first-place prize... no, maybe a second-place lottery ticket?
However, things got boring after that. No matter how much I poked and prodded to get him to do something, he just retreated further into his shell. He was overly evasive. I could find him cute for about ten minutes, but his excessive stiffness just made him uninteresting.
"Cheers!"
"...Cheers."
So, we moved straight to the drinking spot. I thought maybe he’d change once he had a few drinks in him, so I tried to heat up the atmosphere. I wanted to shed a layer and get closer to each other, so I wet my throat with some strong liquor for the first time in a while.
'Hmm... this is a total bust.'
Even then, we didn't click at all. If anything, he became even quieter after drinking. He could hold his liquor well enough, gulping it down, but that firm mouth of his wouldn't open, frustratingly so, as if he were suppressing something. His sense of humor was just as bad; he used jokes that a department head would tell, even though he looked like a vibrant young man.
"Hmm~ Seungwoo-ssi, you seem to live a more boring life than I thought."
The words just slipped out. I know it was rude, but I’d had a bit to drink, so I was being more honest. I’d come with moderate expectations and was hugely disappointed. "Don't you have any strengths? Anything you're more confident in than others?"
I threw the line out because I was deathly bored. In my head, I’d already finished the simulation of going home, showering, and tucking myself into bed. At this point, my interest had plummeted. I was only staying because of the favor he’d done for my father. I was just giving him a bit more leeway out of respect for the fact that my father had set this up.
But then—
"I, uh, I'm quite big."
I wondered what on earth he was saying out of the blue. I didn't think it was possible, but he cleared his throat grandly and spoke with sincerity. "To be blunt, I'm quite big down there. I'm fairly confident in that."
"..."
At that moment, the atmosphere flipped in an instant. I almost dropped the glass I was holding. After being so timid and pulling away the whole time, his shameless coming-out with that serious face was absurd.
"Hahahaha! What is that supposed to mean!"
Thump! Thump! Thump! I slammed the table and burst into laughter. It was the highlight of my day, and I laughed until my stomach hurt. Once I was done laughing, I wiped away the tears of mirth. And not to be outdone, since he’d said that much, I naturally countered with the next move.
"Then, I can verify that, right?"
At that, Seungwoo-ssi’s jaw dropped. Since he’d been honest, I became curious. I wanted to commit before he could back out. Before he could pull away timidly like before, I scurried over and stood in front of him.
"Let's prove it."
"..."
I pushed hard. Toward the prey that was trembling cutely, I opened my jaws wide and sank in my sharp fangs. And then—
Squish♥
"...Uh?"
Time... seemed to stop. I was shocked the moment I touched him. It had been 80% playfulness and 20% curiosity, but a chill ran straight down my spine. It was... truly big. It was beyond the point of understanding why he said he was big or that it was a strength; it was actually scary. Honestly, I’ve seen my fair share of men, and I have some experience, but this... this was a different breed entirely. It made the sizes of the men who’d bragged to me before look pathetic. A wicked boa constrictor sleeping inside those loose dress pants that hid his silhouette.
...*Gulp*♥
On top of that, it wasn't just the length; the girth was serious. It was like trying to grab it with my hand—it didn't even come close to wrapping around, with a full third left over. And that squishiness was just the beginning. If this thing got any bigger...!
"Ah... um, hey! I'm sorry!"
I stopped the imagination right there and pulled my hand away in a startle. I bowed my head. I apologized, claiming I’d only touched him because of the heat of the alcohol, but that was a total lie. 'Just, just what does he look like?' If anything, my mind was spinning even more. Now that I’d touched it once, I was at the point where I’d pay to see it. So, while I was flustered, I couldn't help but add this one word of acknowledgment.
"Y-you have every right to be confident.♡"
Thump-thump-thump! My heart was racing, and I’m not even a teenager. What do I do? Suddenly, this meeting that I’d wanted to die of boredom in felt like it had philosophy, and it was overflowing with interest. Unfortunately, I’d wasted so much time that the rest was just wrapping things up. After I’d touched it, Seungwoo-ssi seemed to gain some confidence; the floodgates finally opened, and he spoke quite fluently. Finally, just as I’d wanted, the wall between us had crumbled.
"I'll remember this as a good memory for the rest of my life, Yeoeun-ssi."
But when he bowed his head himself at the end, I was slightly disappointed. He seemed to be trying to run away as if he’d already sensed this was the end and a defeat. 'He really is so earnest.' He didn't say anything manly, but in a way, it seemed like he wasn't harboring any unnecessary, inflated expectations like other men. Well, looking at how I’ve treated men until now, I don't have much room to talk. I’ve dumped men without a second thought the moment they got boring more than once or twice. Still—
*Chu*♥
"I had quite a bit of fun today.♥"
I gave him a goldfish kiss at the end. I used my ultimate charm—the kind that makes men stand right back up—and pulled his leash tight. After all, I am a predator full of desire. I have to devour even this cute little lamb with his tender-looking flesh to be satisfied.
'Hehe, work hard and come closer to me.♡'
Once a male that looks interesting enters my field of vision, he can't escape. Because I’m going to make sure of it.
"Why aren't you coming!"
I was furious. I’d even left a cute emoticon on the messenger, but this human with the name hadn't even asked for a second date and was just dragging his feet. 'No, is he busy with work because he's a salaryman? Should I wait until the afternoon? ...Argh! He’s so frustrating in such weird ways, this coward with nothing but a big dick!'
I was busy making money too, but my mind was entirely on him. I’d intended to hold the reins and shake him around unilaterally, but this man was fueling the fire in my heart with his unique, strange stuffiness. If you asked if that was effective, it was effective to the point of being a weakness. Because I’m a person with less patience than I look.
"You're late!"
So, the moment his work hours ended, I couldn't hold back and called him, shouting. I’d thought that calling first was a defeat, but I’d waited long enough and couldn't take it anymore.
"Listen, Seungwoo-ssi. If you had fun yesterday, shouldn't you be the one to step up and call or text first? Do we really have to do it this way?!"
I poured it all out into the receiver. After venting the frustration that had been festering inside me like a machine gun, I flipped the atmosphere to something refreshing and made a proposal.
"Come out to the pojangmacha where we drank yesterday, right now. I’ve decided I want to have another drink with you.♥"
We had another drink. We gulped it down to dive straight into a sincere talk. "The difference I see is just too big."
"..."
But it became too sincere. Seungwoo-ssi finally spilled it all. He listed in detail the reasons why he’d been pulling away from yesterday until today. The reasons were all plausible. They were things that, from his perspective, were obvious—things I couldn't understand at all with the philosophy I’d lived by.
'He really is so earnest.'
I thought it might be a bit too serious, but I was somewhat moved by his impassioned speech. That was why. Because of that passion, I put one thing on the negotiation table. I’d make him yield on this part.
"If you're that burdened, let's start from the bottom together.♡"
"...Yes? The bottom?"
"If dating is such a burden, we can just start as friends, the lowest level, right?"
I was the one who suggested it first. Starting as friends. I’d talked a big game, but I’d never actually done it, and honestly, I despise this kind of ambiguity. I hate it because it’s stifling, but I’d become curious about a man who timidly pulled out his own cards to show me. 'He’s really like a sheep, this guy.' He’d become something cute. They say there’s no answer when a man starts looking cute, but strangely, every time I see him, his behavior is adorable.
"Honey.♡"
So, I immediately gave him a nickname I liked. "Ah! Now that we're friends, we're going to a theme park for a 2-day, 1-night trip this weekend, okay? Clear your schedule.♡"
"...Yes?"
I kept making plans one after another. Since I’d conceded this much, my nose was itching and I couldn't stand it. Above all, 'I can't let go of that huge dick until I've confirmed it.♥' Naturally, this was the grand finale. In fact, the biggest purpose of meeting this man was hanging right in the middle. After touching it, my blood had been boiling for the first time in a while. Not with the blood of romance, but with an impulse closer to a desire to be satisfied.
I was a predator from the moment I was born. A predator that devours even these trembling little lambs. If there’s an object that piques my curiosity or something I want to bite into, I run and snatch it up immediately. I’m not satisfied until I’ve licked the leather, the innards, and even the bones. This is my life. Controlling the other person according to my mood is the life I’ve lived until now.
'Just what would that feel like...♥'
That’s why I never expected it. That the predator would be bitten back. That this wolf would be severely handled by the lamb she’d cornered.
* * *
"Haa, haa, haa... Haa. Ugh...!"
Deep moans echoed through the bedroom. The ragged breathing after a session where heat had spread within. Even though his erection had softened slightly, my place was still completely filled. My womb, which had been beaten like a drum, was aching, and my legs, which I’d worked desperately to tone my whole life, were drained of strength and sagging.
*Squelch*...♥
Above all, the wetness pooling below even after we’d finished. 'Ah... it won't close...♥' It was plugged tight like a stopper. I hated that heaviness, and because I had no strength left, I just accepted it. When I felt that at first, I wasn't exaggerating when I say I couldn't breathe. When he was thrashing about, I felt a crazy, mind-numbing pain and a tingling sensation all at once. Once he’d properly gotten onto the bed, I’d been unilaterally swept away by Seungwoo-honey’s pace. There had been a slight pause in the middle, but he’d treated me like a fuck-toy and shook me like a beast.
I’d been unilaterally subjected to that act. From a predator’s perspective, it was an act that put a dent in my pride, but in the end, I’d given up and let it happen. 'So sexual compatibility... it really was a thing.♥' *Gulp*...♥ It was my first time. It was the first time I’d ever felt this good. At the end, it was a pleasure so intense I wanted to give him everything. A heavy performance that made even a dominated female feel good.
"Ah."
"Ah, ah~♥"
When he gave me an aftercare kiss after we’d fucked hard, I opened my mouth immediately and became a female. As if I’d surrendered to this man’s dick, I hugged his shoulders, flicked my tongue, and declared my vaginal surrender. 'Mmm, a big dick is the best...♥'
*Slurp*—*chup*, *chup*♥
It was just good. This kiss that seemed to persistently confirm our emotions. As a bonus, *throb*♥
'Ah...♥'
As his dick grew again as if to say it was ready, my heart pounded like crazy. My blood rushed below once more in anticipation of taking in this beast.