The World’s Greatest Sex Friend
Humans are simple, fragile creatures. No matter how much we preach about "proper" views on dating or how precious love is supposed to be, we crumble at the first taste of physical intimacy. I had stubbornly resisted for so long, but I collapsed the moment Joo Yeoeun played her trump card: the title of "sex friend." It felt as if that irresistible temptation had forcibly dragged the dark desires hidden deep within me out into the open.
Moreover, I learned something through this opportunity. "Sex, sex, sex..." All that talk about platonic love from afar is just nonsense. The idea of a relationship based solely on emotional connection is a delusion that exists only in books. To love only mentally is a realm accessible to only a tiny fraction of saints. Humans exist in the physical world, so it is only when "physical love" is added that the fire truly burns. Conversely, this means I am perfectly normal. I am a man in his twenties, still full of vitality, with a body that is currently functioning very normally.
And what is this incredibly energetic man doing right now?
"Hehehehehehe..."
I am currently slacking off at work, and doing a damn good job of it. To anyone watching, I probably look like a total idiot, mouth slightly agape, wearing a face that would make anyone want to punch me. I just felt good. The lingering effects of what happened the other day simply won't fade. Today marks the third consecutive week of the happiest days of my life.
".........Assistant Manager Son."
"Yeees~?"
I flinched. As I turned my benevolent face toward the voice, Team Leader Han Gaeun shuddered and took a half-step back. She looked at me with an expression that was hard to describe—as if she were staring at some bizarre deep-sea creature—before asking, her eyebrows twitching.
"I came to collect the sales report for this quarter..."
"Ah, yes~ Here you go."
I promptly handed over the folder. Even though I was in "slacker mode," I had already finished my work. On days like these, I make sure everything is done thoroughly in advance so I can leave right on time without giving anyone a reason to complain.
"...Looks like you did it properly."
After a quick glance, the Team Leader muttered, signaling that there were no issues. She started to walk away, but then she glanced back at me, seemingly bothered by something.
"......"
"......?"
She seemed to have a lot on her mind. She stared at me intently, pondered for a moment, and then spoke.
"Assistant Manager Son."
"Yes?"
"Next week... no, you might have a provincial schedule next month, so don't pack your weekends too tightly next month."
"What kind of schedule is it~?"
"It could be an on-site inspection of a provincial factory..."
She covered her mouth for some reason, then added,
"...or it could be an event or staff training."
"Eh?"
"Well, whatever! Just know that much."
She brushed her hair back, trying to gloss over it. The flow of the conversation was a bit unnatural. Team Leader Han Gaeun is a sharp person when it comes to work. I had never seen her show such a vague attitude before. From what I’ve seen, she is a person who absolutely hates the word "vague." Regardless, she mentioned that much, grabbed the folder, and hurried away.
I felt a strange atmosphere, but I just pulled out my phone with a face as soft as melted rice cake.
I had a dinner appointment again today. Just thinking about it made my cheeks soften.
"Cheers!"
"Cheers."
We usually only drink soju, but today it was beer mugs. She said she wanted to have a light drink, so we were at a barbecue restaurant where the air shimmered with heat, sipping draft beer.
"Gulp, gulp, gulp... Haaaah!"
She emptied half the mug with the very first sip. She must have been in a great mood today. She swallowed the beer with the same high tension she’d had all day and reached for the perfectly grilled meat.
"......"
And I just stared at her blankly. More accurately, I was staring explicitly at her lips. Observing them, I realized Yeoeun’s lips were much fuller than anyone else’s. Even without lipstick, they were incredibly red, and they shone beautifully alongside the mole beneath her lower lip.
'To think I actually received... with those lips.'
The current me could no longer look at those attractive lips with innocence. Ever since that incident, even just imagining that moment made me get an erection on its own, and I could probably finish just by masturbating to the thought.
"Mmm ♥ That’s delicious."
Gulp...! Even the way the grease from the meat glistened on her lips felt like a reenactment of that time. Watching her eat like a live broadcast, my sexual desire was stimulated far more than my appetite.
"Honey, aren't you eating?"
"Huh? ...U-uh, of course I am!"
At her prompt, I hurriedly moved my metal chopsticks. I made a fuss, desperately trying to hide my true intentions. For the record, we hadn't really brought up what happened last weekend. Naturally, it wasn't the kind of scandalous event one would talk about everywhere, but I was surprised by Yeoeun, who usually had such an open mindset. I thought she would have teased me about it by now.
Perhaps she had some unexpected Confucian values, keeping things modest where they needed to be—
"Honey."
"Yeah?"
"Are you thinking about the time I sucked your cock?"
"Cough! Cough, cough, cough!"
I choked right as I was swallowing the meat. I hurriedly pounded my chest to force it down, and when I looked up, sweating profusely, I was met with Yeoeun’s sly smile.
"Sorry~ But I can't help it, right? You’ve been staring at my lips so explicitly since earlier ♥"
...I forgot. My gaze was being seen explicitly from her perspective.
"Heh, so that’s why you’ve been acting weird lately?"
"......"
I also seemed to have forgotten that this fox is no ordinary woman. She was a strategist who knew how to hold onto her cards and strike with a dagger at the decisive moment.
Scrape!
Riding the momentum, Yeoeun pulled her chair closer across the round table. She leaned in close, her breath carrying a faint scent of beer, and rested her head lightly on my shoulder. Acting as if she were just drunk to the people around us, she whispered in a voice only I could hear.
'After clenching your teeth and holding out until last week, what on earth were you expecting~?'
"......"
'In the end, you were just like the other wolves, weren't you? After one blowjob, you’re just as horny as the other guys, hehehe ♥'
She had acted like the whole week hadn't happened, only to bring it up now. After taking a sip of beer to hide my awkwardness, I whispered back so no one else could hear.
'You didn't even talk much on the messenger all week...'
'Were you sad because I didn't answer like I usually do~? I had to keep you on edge, because I have to keep you suppressed to play with you more, right? I can also get my revenge for you pushing me away all this time ♡'
She was such a brat. That’s why I couldn't escape her.
Slide ♥
"!"
And as if to reward me for holding out, Yeoeun slid her hand down to touch my thigh. It was clearly just the scent of alcohol that all the drunks in the shop were emitting, but coming from Yeoeun’s lips, it was sweeter than candy. On top of that,
'Honey... you were rough in bed, weren't you?'
Gulp! That characteristic, sultry, and soft tone. *Stiff!* Right here... I got hard. More than the skinship, that one sentence made my "son" react. I crossed my legs to hide the growing bulge straining against my suit pants.
"Hehehehe ♥"
"......"
Yeoeun’s reaction made it seem like she had intended it all along. She continued to tease me as if she didn't know about the physical change I felt because my suit was losing its shape.
"It’s a shame. If we’d had a few more condoms back then, I would have given you even more service... ♥"
"T-that was enough already!"
She was playing with me like a doll. She whispered sweet, dirty talk alongside daily conversation, continuing the skinship right up to the edge of what was acceptable. Then.
"...Honey,"
"W-what is it this time?"
When I asked, she hesitated for a moment. She rolled her eyes, looking as if she were lost in thought, then said,
"You know, I have a class tomorrow morning, but would you like to come visit my workplace this weekend?"
"...? If you mean your workplace, you mean that Pilates studio in Gangnam?"
"Yeah. Pilates makes your body ache more than you'd think."
Smirk ♥
"If it’s now, it’ll be enough to blow away your impure thoughts."
She mentioned it teasingly. Another act of playing me in the palm of her hand. An invitation...? But honestly, I was slightly moved. It was the first time since we met that she’d made such a move. Yeoeun, who had never told me much about herself and only ever approached me, was inviting me into her own space for the first time. She was showing me more of herself. I might be overthinking it, but that’s how it felt. A distance that had grown a little, just a tiny bit, closer.
"Well, if you're inviting me, of course..."
Naturally, I accepted gladly. Then, Yeoeun, with a light tipsiness, touched the palm of my hand resting on the table and pointed out,
"Then, you know what I said before, right?"
"...? What did you say?"
"Honestly, you really make me say things twice..."
Then, she leaned even further onto my shoulder. She grabbed my shoulder with her hand and pressed her lips right against my ear. She bought time with a short intake of breath. Soon, she whispered with a sweetness mixed with the scent of alcohol.
'Just in case, you should always carry condoms with you, okay?'
Twitch, twitch! It exploded. At those words, something inside me snapped, and my imagination began to run wild on its own. It was sweet. Too sweet and erotic. With just a single sentence, she amplified my anticipation.
'Ah... her breathing next to me is driving me crazy!'
I had clearly intended to approach her slowly, but before I knew it, I was completely caught by the fox. The playful fox who saw right through a man’s heart was holding me in the palm of her hand, swaying me back and forth.
"Mmm, I'm full now ♥"
I was looking forward to it. How she would play with me at the studio she invited me to tomorrow. It looked like I wouldn't be getting any proper sleep tonight either.