Case Closed! And Childbirth Solved Too♡

"Status window — can I wear the Saintess's ceremonial dress underneath?"

The underwear vanished, and the ceremonial dress settled into its place. Technically I was wearing two layers, but the ceremonial dress was so light it didn't feel stifling at all.

I considered pulling out my staff and katana too, but there were still eyes on me. At least until I reached the Holy Kingdom, I had no desire to advertise hey Demon King's army, I'm right here.

"Sh... shiiit. Having a cleric that powerful is cheating. Why the hell isn't my Charm working in real time..."

The succubus rose with a sniveling whimper. I'd thought she'd passed out while I was approaching, but apparently not.

Whoosh!

The instant I confirmed the succubus was still alive, something streaked past my side. I realized it was Malcolm — and his blade was wreathed in dense aura.

"Malcolm! Don't kill her, take her ali—!"

Slash!

Before I could even finish, Malcolm severed the succubus's neck. Her head briefly blotted out the rising sun before crashing to the ground.

"...We're not interrogating her?"

"The one thing you never do with a succubus is interrogate her. Holy power can seal demonic energy, but it can't do a damn thing ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠about that silver tongue."

That made sense. A race that made its living by seducing people could probably charm you with words alone.

"What about torture? Rip out her tongue or something?"

"In that case, she might unleash a powerful curse right before she dies."

Malcolm grabbed the succubus by the hair, and Jerry soon brought over a box-like container into which the severed head was deposited. White vapor poured out when the lid opened — some kind of freezer box, by the looks of it.

"Damage report!"

"Zero fatalities! Zero wounded! Aside from a few pieces of broken equipment, the only casualties are the ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠rangers who collapsed under Charm!"

"Excellent. I like this as much as that sunrise right now."

A total victory. A triumph as radiant as the dawn itself.

The guards roared in celebration. We'd had to kiss any pretty intel on the Demon King's army goodbye, but that was fine. An opponent we'd beaten this easily was unlikely to have been sitting on anything important. Still, just in case, we decided to search the place where the succubus had been staying.

Rumble!

"I-It's collapsing!"

At the guards' screams, the watchtower listed heavily to one side. Fortunately it toppled slowly enough that everyone escaped unharmed — but the watchtower that might have held critical information was gone.

Well, it had looked a little unstable after that explosion earlier.

"Ah — isn't that where the ranger was?"

Jerry's startled cry made everyone flinch. Malcolm closed his eyes and spoke.

"...He was too close when the tower came down. Couldn't get clear in time. A regrettable death."

He left out the part about the Charm, but he wasn't wrong. Considering the man's honor, this version was probably better — and the guards agreed, murmuring that he'd fought bravely to the end.

"...Let's head back for now. Rather than mopping up, how about we savor this sweet victory?"

And so we returned to the village, put the succubus's head on display to announce the incident was over, and I spent my remaining time at the church healing the leftover patients.

Then the time came. Time for childbirth.

On a hunch, I called Ei through a crystal orb. She said she happened to be nearby, and she came running at full speed.

Friends really are the best.

"Alright — perimeter's set so nobody wanders in, soundproofing magic's up, and the setup is perfect."

"I don't know... did you check the lighting again? Looks a little dark to me."

"Oh, you think so? But if it's too bright the colors wash out. Not good."

"Fine, I'll trust the expert. We'll look at it together during editing."

I had some filming experience myself, but magical equipment like this was unfamiliar territory, so I left it to Ei. One thing did make me curious, though.

"By the way — where's Azazel?"

No Azazel in sight. Had she locked her up somewhere? Or did she have an inventory like mine? Now that she wasn't here, I couldn't help wondering.

"I ripped out her wings, stole her halo, left her with nothing but her immortality, and turned her into a public toilet in the lord's direct domain. His Lordship is a huge fan, apparently. Of course he only uses her late at night — but he goes longer than anyone else."

"Heeh~ Is that so. Hey, you haven't seen any messengers from this village, have you?"

I gave her a quick rundown of what had happened here and about the messengers.

"Haven't seen any. I've been tightly controlling foot traffic since I still need to keep Azazel hidden, and nobody like that came through. Safe to assume they're dead."

"R...ight."

It left a bitter taste. But they were already gone — people of the past. I decided to focus on the new life about to be born.

...Well. I was going to dump it on some random orc pack anyway.

"Also, I've got a question of my own — why is your belly still flat?"

"Asking already? I'll show you something fun."

"Yeah? Alright then — starting now. Three, two, one, action."

The crystal orb floating in midair glittered as recording began. And as my body heated up, a rush of pure exhilaration hit me.

I was this village's savior. Its hero. Patients bowed their heads in endless gratitude for my healing, and the guards couldn't stop singing my praises for everything I'd accomplished.

But look at me now. Right here, I was about to give birth to orcs. This was the true face — the filthy underbelly — of the woman they called a village hero.

The heat of a womb swelling with the anticipation of imminent birth, and a twisted, filthy sense of depravity that even I found disgusting, took complete hold of me. Let's be honest: in less than a week I'd fallen apart, then gotten back up. Just a little more vulgar, a little more hypocritical, a little more self-destructive — but far more solid than before.

"Nnhh... nnhheheh♡"

An unstoppable laugh spilled out. But we were filming, and I had a monologue to deliver.

It was only polite to the audience watching my disgrace.

"Hello everyone, Serena here♡ Last time I greeted you with a goblin birth♡ And now, three days later...♡ I've gotten myself pregnant with an orc's child♡ Pathetic, right? I got raped and impregnated the same day I pushed out those goblins♡"

I stroked my womb — the one that would soon push out a cunt-shaped bulge — and smiled seductively.

Did I look hot right now? I snuck a glance at Ei, who wordlessly flashed me a thumbs-up.

Good. Just keep it like this.

"And today, I've got something special — I'm going to show you my insides♡ Watch carefully, okay?"

The moment the status window liberated my cunt, the fertilized eggs in my womb exploded into cell division, pressing the uterus from the inside out as it ballooned at terrifying speed.

"Ah— aah♡"

The fetus grew far faster than I'd expected, delivering a far more violent shock — which meant far more mind-melting pleasure for me.

"Ookh♡ Ohooohh♡ How d'you like that♡ I hope you enjoyed my little parlor trick♡"

I kept the monologue going through trembling legs and a pussy gushing love juices like a fountain.

Clapclapclapclapclap!!!

A sudden storm of applause erupted. I looked toward the source and found Ei clapping so fast her hands left afterimages.

Sloosh♡

While I was watching Ei's applause, my belly had already swollen to full term.

Pssshhhhh♡

And just like that my water broke, sounding the signal for birth. The runtime was tight, but I still had to do what I could.

"Ahaha — curious how I did it? Sorry, but I'm not telling♡ What kind of magician reveals her own tricks?"

I said it with a smile even as sweat poured down my face. Honestly, I was at my absolute limit. Even if pain converted into pleasure, the physical strain on my body was very real.

"Aaaah, it's coming out♡"

The baby strained to force its way through the cervical opening and down the birth canal. I could feel it thrashing inside my womb.

"Hih-hih, hoo—! Hih-hih, hoo—!"

The pleasure from the pressure was so intense I tried the Lamaze breathing Ei had taught me, but—

Sloosh♡ Sloosh♡

"Ooooorgh♡♡♡"

Impossible. Pain would have made the body resist — but pleasure the body simply accepted without a fight. And that pleasure became a kind of violence, dragging the part of me that wanted to stay human and rational down into pure breeding stock♡

"Ohohkh♡ Fasterrr♡ I need to get up theeeere♡♡♡"

I threw everything I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠had into climbing onto the church's raised platform to get into a birthing position, but my trembling body simply couldn't manage it. I almost asked Ei for help — then it hit me.

I didn't need to get on the platform at all.

"Last tiiime♡ I showed you the proper wayyy♡ So this time, how about we try it upside-dowwn♡"

Saying that, I planted my arms on the platform, bent my waist to a right angle into an inverted-L shape, and put my birthing pussy on full display for the crystal orb. Another orb appeared to capture my face.

Pose set, preparations complete — time to get this birth underway for real.

"From goblin quintuplet mom to adding orc ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠triplets — please watch over Sereeeenaaa♡♡♡♡"

SPLASSSHH♡

Amniotic fluid erupted in a massive gush, and my breast milk — recognizing that I was becoming a mother yet again — exploded with production, soaking the church floor.

My cervix, as if blessing the birth, willingly stretched itself wide and sent the first orc pup into my pussy — and I, for my part, pushed with everything I had to force the little bastard out.

"Ei♡♡ Catch iiit♡♡♡"

"Leave it to me!"

My pussy spread open and the first pup saw the light of the world. For a second I worried something might be wrong with it, but—

"WAAAAAAAH!!!"

That lusty wail said it was healthy. I had no time to spare, though. I could already feel the second one coming.

"Nnnngh♡♡♡"

My face clenched tight as tears, snot, and drool ran down it. I must have looked absolutely ridiculous, and the crystal orb recorded every second of it in real time.

"Number two's coming tooo...♡"

I successfully pushed out the second one as well, and confirmed its cry.

"And the laaast one♡♡♡"

The final pup must have been a bigger baby than its siblings — tighter, and so much better. But my pleasure-starved flesh finally expelled the youngest orc into the world, and I stuck my tongue out in a full-blown ahegao♡

"Everyooone♡ How was thaat? Did the Saintess's filthy childbirth hit the spoot?"

Honestly, I don't care if you liked it or not♡ Because I loved this pleasure♡

"Eheheheheh♡"

What a refreshing, cleansing moment. And deep in my instincts, I already knew. I was going to keep doing this♡