Health Room's Common Sense (3)
"Haa, I'll explain what happened, so have a seat first."
I couldn't even lift my head and shuffled over to a chair farther away from the teacher, sitting down with my hands politely clasped together.
I jumped to the wrong conclusion...
Was I just overly sensitive? Or did it feel like I'd stumbled into the middle of a mystery novel? I wasn't a kid anymore, yet I'd gotten all excited thinking some massive conspiracy had ensnared me. I was too embarrassed to even look up.
If I'd been in the health teacher's shoes, hearing something like that, I might've gotten serious and snapped at her...
But on the other hand, I felt a bit wronged too.
Geon-yul agreed with me, though...
Wait a second.
Did he really agree with what I thought?...
A sudden doubt crept in. Had Geon-yul really been thinking the exact same thing as me?
I decided to think back slowly.
I'd definitely exchanged glances with Geon-yul after seeing the health teacher dealing with that aroused male student's lust. I'd assumed without a doubt that he was on the same page as me just from that.
But the words he'd actually said were only that it was weird for a guy to get horny and a short "No way..." groan.
Maybe Geon-yul hadn't even considered that the health teacher had dosed the student with an aphrodisiac like I did.
Even if he had thought the same, unlike me who caught on way too late because I was clueless, he'd grasped the situation right away and kept quiet—so that made him impressive too.
Why am I so pathetic...
Unaware of my gloomy mood—or maybe not caring—Geon-yul just grinned like he was having the time of his life, staring at me teasingly.
"Ahem, shouldn't your owner have told you to wait?"
"Yeah, Geon-yul. Bitches this age are way too hyper. You should think about putting a collar or muzzle on her."
"Muzzle might be a bit much... but a collar, yeah, I'll consider it. Thanks for the advice, Teacher."
"......"
Imagining myself collared and constantly being dragged around by Geon-yul even on normal days made my inner thighs tingle, but I kept a straight face and bowed deeply.
"I'm truly sorry, Teacher. And to my owner too... I showed such a pathetic side. I apologize."
"Nah, it's fine. It's my fault for not stopping you."
"No, I really..."
As I hesitated without straightening up, Geon-yul patted my head like he was emphasizing it was really okay.
This kind of touch that clearly looked down on me should've pissed me off, but weirdly, it didn't.
"You two have such a sweet owner-pet relationship. Any ordinary owner would've stripped you naked right here and made you apologize on your knees. Chae-a, you've got a really kind owner."
"N-naked dogeza...?"
At the punishment beyond my imagination, I gulped and instinctively scooted back a little.
But I quickly regained my composure and bowed my head deeply once more.
"Yes, truly. I'm always grateful that a hopelessly inadequate bitch like me can belong to my owner."
"Hehe, I noticed it when you were barking earlier, but even by our school's female student standards, Chae-a, your speech is so refined. Must've been well-trained."
"She's always studying hard."
I wasn't even from this world, yet hearing that I was more indoctrinated than the local girls... it left me feeling kinda hollow.
Well, guess it just means I'm good at acting.
I decided to take it positively.
Lately, it felt like I wasn't getting embarrassed by my words anymore, even if the acts still mortified me. Probably because I was always acting, wearing a mask—it was becoming second nature.
"If only the young bitches these days were half as good as Chae-a... tsk tsk, back in my day."
The moment the health teacher—a generation older than me, a proper female bitch—started on what sounded like a long-winded story, Geon-yul cut her off sharp as a knife.
"Teacher, enough chit-chat. Can you explain what happened now?"
"Ahaha, right. Sorry... oh, no, my bad."
Even at her age, a bitch was still a bitch, huh? When Geon-yul—a guy—raised his voice a bit sternly like a command, she immediately submitted and turned meek.
The health teacher sat down on a chair, her outfit fluttering—a blouse and skirt with side slits exposing her sideboobs and thick thighs entirely.
She began explaining.
"To cut to the chase, yes, that male student did take an aphrodisiac. But no one fed it to him. He took it himself and was writhing in agony."
"......He took the aphrodisiac himself?"
I kept my legs tightly pressed together, saying nothing, just perking up my ears to listen from the side.
Forcing myself to stay prim was tiring, but hearing the story made me forget all about it.
Why would he take it?
Aphrodisiacs didn't boost stamina or virility. There were other drugs for that.
Aphrodisiacs just amplified lust. So maybe he had to have sex with some girl, but she was too ugly or not his type, so his dick wouldn't get hard, and he took it?
Even after the humiliation earlier, my useless detective brain started spinning again.
But once more, my deduction missed the mark hilariously clean.
"So... haa, this is something that boy begged me not to tell anyone, which is why I kept it secret, but now you've found out. Please, keep it hush-hush."
"Of course."
I didn't know about Geon-yul, but I barely had friends like Geum Ye-rin or Jin Ha-eun anyway, so no worries there.
"You know how common that play is. Force-feeding aphrodisiacs to toilet meat, onaholes, or bitches makes sex feel even better. I'm a woman, so I don't get it fully."
"Right. Those three are barely treated like humans anyway."
"Yeah, so that male student apparently snuck an aphrodisiac to his owned bitch this morning to fuck her."
Geon-yul tilted his head slightly, and since I was curious too, I carefully chimed in.
"Um, but why sneak it? If she's a proper bitch, she'd open her mouth even if her owner fed her piss instead of aphrodisiac, right?"
But instead of an answer, I got baffled stares.
Geon-yul's eyes widened at me, and the health teacher's went round too.
I belatedly waved my hands in explanation.
"Ah, no! I don't mean I'd drink aphrodisiac or piss or anything..."
"......Chae-a's grown up so well. A true bitch of this era."
"Didn't expect you to think that far."
"Auuugh......"
I primly pressed my legs together again and bowed my head deeply.
Now it wasn't just bitch genius, but bitch of the era? I should've just kept my mouth shut.
"Ahem, where was I? Right, the reason he snuck it. Like Chae-a said, a proper bitch should accept whatever her owner gives—aphrodisiac, piss, anything."
"Uwaaah......"
"Hehe, but that boy wanted to see his clueless bitch drink what she thought was water, get horny, and writhe in torment. So he set up the event secretly."
Mixing aphrodisiac in water wasn't a crime here—it was just an owner event. I jotted that down in my mental memo pad of new common sense.
"But he goofed—the glasses got swapped, and he gulped down the aphrodisiac himself. His bitch, clueless, came over thinking her owner looked sick, and he raped her unconscious... then they got brought here."
"So it was just his own screw-up."
"Exactly. A total idiot mistake. That's why he begged me to keep it secret."
Geon-yul and I finally got it and nodded.
The health teacher jerking him off with gloves was just to quell his boiling lust.
Then what was that?
Everything was explained now. He was probably resting in the health room, getting meds to end the arousal.
But one last thing remained unexplained.
"Um, but......"
"Chae-a, shh. But why was he sucking on a tit?"
I pouted at Geon-yul's block, but had no choice but to back off.
It was the same point I wanted to ask anyway, so I wasn't too miffed.
"Oh, the milk, huh? You two don't know?"
"That... thing?"
I clamped my mouth shut, but I could feel Geon-yul's slight fluster.
In this world, getting grilled with "You don't know?" about anything was never a good sign. Could even get you incinerated.
But luckily, this time it wasn't some common knowledge we locals should've known.
"Well, you might not. It's not well-known even among regular folks who rarely visit hospitals."
"Can you explain?"
"It's simple. When you're sick, you take medicine, right? But there's a special way to maximize its effect."
"......A special method?"
The health teacher undid her blouse buttons in front of the tilting Geon-yul, exposed her breast, and kneaded it herself. White milk automatically flowed from her erect nipple.
"Breast milk... is medicine♡"
"You mean breast milk is the medicine right now?"
"Half right, half wrong."
Geon-yul glanced at my chest. The teacher's was bigger than mine. Feeling oddly defeated, I cautiously brought my arms to my center, gathering my breasts.
"......"
Still way smaller. The humiliation of defeat in tit size, plus the absurdity of feeling inferior here, tormented me together.
Meanwhile, the health teacher continued.
"Recent studies show sucking milk from a woman's nipple who's taken the medicine is more effective than swallowing it with water♡"
"That... make any sense?"
I nodded in agreement with Geon-yul. My common sense couldn't comprehend it.
Better efficacy through someone else's milk than direct? The entire medical field back home would freak, but here it was apparently fact.
Not full common sense yet, though—recent research, per the teacher.
"It's true♡ I've always had a milky constitution since young, so I feed students medicine via nipple."
"Uh, uh, wow......"
Then, without giving me time to stop her, she gently placed a hand on the flustered Geon-yul's shoulder.
Unlike me or my friends, it carried the sultry allure of a ripe woman.
What the hell was this woman doing all of a sudden?
"Oh yeah, Geon-yul, doesn't your ankle hurt? Want me to take some medicine and feed you my milk...?"
It sounded like pure kindness on the surface, but it was straight-up seduction.
Obviously he'd refuse.
But before refusing, Geon-yul turned his head.
And stared right at me.
......Wait.
Why are you looking at me, Geon-yul?