The Main Wife War (3)
The Main Wife War (3)
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The bomb Oh Ha-rin threw exploded, and I was the first one to get covered in the shrapnel.
I scrambled to think quickly, dodging the shrapnel that was Mom's back-smash.
"Girlfriend! Mom, girlfriend, it's my girlfriend!!"
"What? I'm just a girlfri—"
"I'm gonna go talk to my girlfriend for a sec!!"
Ugh, even thieves need to be on the same page!
I grabbed Oh Ha-rin's hand, who was trying to butt in without reading the room, and bolted.
"Where are you going."
"Hey! What the hell are you doing, acting like that all of a sudden!"
"What. It's not like I said anything I shouldn't have."
Looking at Oh Ha-rin's expression as she crossed her arms and spoke haughtily... it was hopeless.
There wasn't a single hint of remorse or apology.
In fact, she was practically radiating the vibe of, 'Shouldn't you be thanking me for saying that?' It was hopeless.
"Let's talk later. For now, I'm going to tell my parents you're my girlfriend, so just play along."
"Why should I?"
"I'll give you a gold star sticker when we get home, just read the room and play along!"
Seeing my parents already peeking over this way, I knew the longer this took, the more suspicious they'd get. I finished speaking quickly and swiftly dragged Oh Ha-rin by the hand.
As I interlaced our fingers, Oh Ha-rin, who had been opening her mouth as if to say something, flinched and shut her mouth.
"Uh, Mom. This is my girlfriend, Oh Ha-rin. Ha-rin, say hello, these are my parents."
"Hello. I'm Min-jun's girlfriend, Oh Ha-rin."
...What the. Who is this?
As she bowed, her hair cascaded down. Who on earth is this innocent-looking woman brushing her hair back with one hand?
"Ho, ho ho, nice to meet you. I'm Min-jun's mom."
"I'm the man who is Min-jun's father."
And just like that, out of nowhere, the atmosphere turned into me introducing my girlfriend to my parents.
What is this.
"Our Min-jun is so indifferent. Mom didn't even know you had such a pretty girlfriend, Min-jun?"
I tried to ignore Mom's pointed look and turned my gaze away, only to make eye contact with Yoon Da-ye, who was standing next to her.
'...Huh?'
What was that just now?
Her eyes looked moist.
But after bowing her head for a moment and looking back up, Yoon Da-ye was greeting Oh Ha-rin with her usual calm expression.
Was I... imagining it?
"Hello. I'm Min-jun's childhood friend, Yoon Da-ye."
"Hmph... I'm Oh Ha-rin."
"Min-jun is a handful, so I'm worried he might be causing you trouble."
"It's fine. I'll handle him myself, so you don't need to worry about it."
"How can I not? We've known each other since we were little, we're like family."
"What kind of family is that? It's not like you're married."
"You don't have to be married to be like family. I've even been recognized as family by Min-jun's parents, you know?"
Standing between the two women glaring at each other, my body started shivering on its own.
...The feng shui here must be bad. It's so cold.
"Ahaha... Well, I'll go see my brother now... Min-jun, see you later."
"I'll be going as well."
Sensing the temperature dropping in real-time, Heeyeon Noona and Reporter Noona quickly tried to make their escape.
You cowards! How could you abandon me and run away!
The two of them waved slightly at me as if to apologize, then bolted.
Ah. It's summer, but it's so cold I feel like I'm going to catch a cold.
Surprisingly, Oh Ha-rin was good at cosplaying as a normal person.
Seeing how much my parents, who were skeptical at first, liked her, she seemed to have scored some points.
That girl, she could act like a normal person? Then what was all that crazy stuff she did to me until now? Was it a concept?
Just as I was fearing Oh Ha-rin's acting skills as she pretended to be normal and put on a facade,
"Let's talk for a second."
Yoon Da-ye spoke to me.
"You said you were going to the bathroom, but you're back already? What is it?"
"Just the two of us."
"We're alone here too. Just say it."
"...Is it real?"
What's real, out of nowhere?
Sensing my confusion, Yoon Da-ye gestured with her chin.
"That woman. Is it real?"
"Then is it fake?"
"Ha... I'm asking if you're really dating that woman."
Ugh, that sigh is annoying.
Then you should've said that from the start.
"Why are you curious about that?"
"Just answer me. Is it real?"
Hmm... Should I say we're dating?
Honestly, I think I've met quite a few women in a short time since I got the status window.
Over the course of about half a year, starting with Jigyeong Noona, then Ha-yeon Noona, Oh Ha-rin, Heeyeon Noona, Reporter Noona, and even countless women I met at the Olympics.
Among them, Elena was the only one I explicitly asked to date.
Honestly, it felt more like "Become one of my women!!" rather than a dating nuance... but regardless, she's the only one I explicitly asked.
I even felt a flutter of excitement for Jigyeong Noona, my first sexual partner.
But thinking about it now, that wasn't love, but rather the excitement felt in the special situation of a first sexual experience. In fact, I never felt excited about Jigyeong Noona after that first time.
Ha-yeon Noona is similar.
Jigyeong Noona and Ha-yeon Noona, they feel like... friends with benefits, so to speak. Besides, those noonas have a lot of men around them, don't they? I absolutely hate it when there are many men around my woman.
Heeyeon Noona and Reporter Noona are different.
Unlike Jigyeong Noona or Ha-yeon Noona, I clearly feel a flutter of excitement, and above all, I have a firm feeling that they are 'my women'.
Oh Ha-rin is...
"Hong Min-jun?"
"...That's right."
"What?"
"I said that's right. We're dating."
"Liar. You don't like that woman."
I stared straight at Yoon Da-ye at those words.
What is she talking about?
"No. I like her."
Let's admit it.
I like Oh Ha-rin.
Actually, I liked her from the beginning.
It makes sense, wouldn't a man be gay or have a problem with his reproductive organs if he didn't feel attracted to such a pretty woman?
Of course, the attraction developing into a flutter of excitement happened later, but the important thing is that I like Oh Ha-rin right now.
Her blunt side, her prickly side, her haughty side.
And the fact that all of that is actually a mask to hide her weak inner self, and the honest side she shows when it's just the two of us.
"Liar."
Yoon Da-ye's trembling voice reached my ears as I was watching Oh Ha-rin, who was haughtily nodding at my parents, wondering what she was saying.
"What?"
"It's a lie."
"Yoon Da-ye?"
"There's no way... you could like... another woman besides me."
"Da-ye?"
The girl, who had been opening and closing her lips, turned around abruptly.
In the short moment I reached out without thinking and then hesitated, Yoon Da-ye's back grew distant.
'What is this reaction.'
Does she have feelings for me?
Judging by her reaction, it seems like she likes me, but... I shouldn't trust it. Didn't I fall for that look before and confess?
Back then, I was more certain than now.
If now it's a "maybe she likes me, maybe not" feeling, back then it was "I'm sure she likes me." But I got rejected.
So, I shouldn't be certain that Yoon Da-ye likes me now.
Rather, if it's her... yeah, if it's that greedy girl, she's probably just frustrated that I, whom she thought was hers, went to another woman. Or maybe, as she usually says, she's just regretting it now that I've succeeded.
So there's no need to pointlessly think she likes me.
...But,
'Can I... use this?'
Whether she likes me or is just regretting it, seeing Yoon Da-ye's reaction, I think I can use it.
To do that, should I start by making an ally?
It's a cliché, but it seems like chaebols have a lot of money.
A luxury hotel that costs 400,000 to 500,000 won per night. There are over 20 players and coaching staff alone, and if you include their families, that's over 100 people being put up. And all out of pocket.
Of course, it wasn't a single room.
It was two people to a room, but hey, that's something.
"Hey. You're close with my sister, right?"
I had just finished showering and was drying my hair with a towel when Yoon-hyeok Sunbae, who was rolling around on the bed, suddenly asked.
"Sister? Sunbae's sister... Ah~ Heeyeon Noona?"
"Yeah. How close are you two?"
"Hmm... We're not that close. Heeyeon Noona is the type to put up walls, you know."
I played dumb, feigning ignorance.
"True. My sister isn't really interested in men. But strangely, she keeps asking about you. She asks so much it's annoying, doesn't this mean she's interested in you?"
Tsk tsk, our naive Yoon-hyeok Sunbae. You don't know a thing about your sister.
Heeyeon Noona isn't interested in men?
If he knew his own sister was running a 'Sect' under the alias 'Jiyu', he'd faint.
"Nah. We're school seniors and juniors, and we did an interview together, so that's probably why."
"Right?"
"And Sunbae. Honestly, with my face, it's worth being interested. Agreed? Yeah, agreed."
"......Yeah, agreed, you son of a bitch."
For reference, Heeyeon Noona's 'Sect', which only posted photos of intimate areas or masturbation videos, blew up after the 3p video of me and Reporter Noona was uploaded. They say it's because it was the first actual sex video uploaded to Heeyeon Noona's 'Sect', which, while her body and intimate areas were fucking gorgeous, wasn't as stimulating as people thought.
'To think she even uploaded her own first-time video... just how much of a pervert is she?'
Ah.
Thinking about it makes me horny.
"Sunbae. I'm going out for a bit."
"What? At this hour? It's time to sleep, where are you going."
"Just going to look around the area."
Yoon-hyeok Sunbae, who had been staring at me suspiciously, widened his eyes.
"You bastard, don't tell me..."
"Don't tell me what."
Did I get caught!?
"It's your girlfriend! You're going to meet your girlfriend, right!? Right? Am I right?"
"...It's not."
That's what I thought.
"Ayy~ You got caught, you bastard. Ah~ Must be nice. Some people have their girlfriends follow them all the way here. How are us solos supposed to live because of loneliness."
"Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go hang out with my girlfriend~ Sunbae, you sleep well by yourself~"
"You're dead! Hey, get back here!?"
I quickly got outside before Yoon-hyeok Sunbae could get off the bed.
Phew, almost got caught.
I was a bit scared this time. Not because he was teasing me, but because I felt like if he knew where I was going, he might actually try to kill me.
—Hello?
"Oh, Noona. It's me."
—Yeah, Min-jun. Why at this hour?
"Where did you say your room was?"
—Our room? Why?
"Ah~ Hurry up. What's the room number?"
True to Reporter Noona, who can't refuse when I beg, she quickly told me the room she was staying in, and I immediately headed there.
"Noona, I'm here. Open the door."
—Y-you really came?
"Then is it real or fake?"
Beep-
I opened the door and went in, and Heeyeon Noona, who had been lying down wearing a face mask, jumped up and sat up.
"Huh!? Min-jun!?"
"Hello, Noona."
"What, what! What's with the sudden visit~"
"What do you mean, what. I came to take revenge for abandoning me and running away earlier."
"Uh-uh? Revenge?"
Of course, the method of revenge is up to me.
"First, Reporter Noona, take off your clothes and lie face down on the bed."
"W-what are you saying, it's embarrassing."
"Su-yeon. Are you not going to listen?"
"......."
Hesitating while reading the room, Reporter Noona slowly took off her bathrobe.
Her naked body was immediately revealed.
"What's this. You were playing hard to get, but you were already prepared?"
Reporter Noona's thighs were already wet and glistening with pre-cum.
"What are you two doing!! What is this between you two!!"
"Don't worry, Noona, you're going to get scolded too."
"I-I'm fine!"
"...Why don't you put your phone down before you say that."
"......."
These noonas were fully prepared.
'I came to ask for help to lure Yoon Da-ye... but let's just fuck first.'