Can't Stop the Jjangs

I crawl into the tunnel without even knowing what the gift is. In truth... the gift is my heart! But if I end it like that, what then?

"No... do you guys even know what the gift is? Everyone's watching the stream, right? You don't even know what I'm gonna give!"

"Ham burger...? What's that? Some kinda meme?"

Ham burger? Sounds cute. Super cute.

"Jjang burger... uhihihit."

Totally adorable. It just hit me outta nowhere. So cute I wanna use it all the time.

"How 'bout a Jjang Burger Set?"

Gift decided. Yeah! Jjang Burger Set...!!

With the gift locked in, I head out to chop some trees. Chop wood, craft a pickaxe... all set to dig down.

"Uh... what's this, sir?"

It's the shy angel donor. Super embarrassed-looking... shuffling around all bashful, then drops a whopping four diamonds.

"No way...! Already?"

The shy angel just nods frantically instead of answering.

"Whoa...!! Jackpot. Jjang Burger Set... number one winner!"

Shy angel's reaction is hilarious. Bouncing around like crazy. I join in, hopping too.

"Congrats! You won a Jjang Burger!! Post it on the cafe later! Then I'll hook you up with a Jjang Burger Set... whoops! Not just Jjang Burger—a whole set!! Set!!"

Glancing at chat, dopamine floods out like crazy. They love the ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Jjang Burger Set that much? Uhihit. Feels so good. They want it that bad? Uhihit. Feels amazing. First time getting this kinda treatment. They crave my gift? Uhahaha. Too good—can't stop laughing.

"Uhihihit. You guys want that Jjang Burger that bad?"

Feels too good. When else will I get this? They're dying for it from me... can't hold back. But! Gotta stay firm now. Get lost in this and start handing out empty promises, and it's game over. Snap out of ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠it.

"Join an event later! Then you can get Jjang Burger. Jjang Burger Set!"

Chat's all disappointed. More, more disappointed. The more they whine, the more my validation itch gets scratched.

While bantering like this... angels start trickling in one by one. Diamond hunt's an easy mission? Nah, shouldn't be. But now we've got seven. Shoulda made it harder? Didn't even do anything, and boom—full diamond set.

"Uh... so... what now?"

"I'll drop Jjang Burgers in bulk once you post on the cafe! You here just for the Jjang Burger?"

My question triggers a sound terrorism barrage of replies.

Aaah... the real content killers are my Jjangs. They scarf down the Jjang Burger Set and wanna bail. No choice—time to wield the authority. I'm in content mode... this hurts my feelings.

"Do this... and I confiscate your Jjang Burger."

Chat goes ghost-quiet instantly. Is this... the taste of power? Tastes so good. Wanna hog it forever. No wonder people cling to power. One word from me silences the world. Who'd believe it? Rookie Sena's on top. Streaming's the best... so fun! So freaking fun!

"Thanks everyone for cooperating. So now..."

What next? Gathered 'em all just to hand out Jjang Burger Sets and dip? Nah... hmm...

I cross my arms, pondering. The drug's effect is fading. Quiet Jjangs start buzzing again.

Kuh... gotta think fast. Content for the marker...

"Any Jjangsoonys here?"

Obvious guy voice. More like a guy imitating a girl. You think I'm that dumb?

"No girls?"

When did I ever rate tits or faces? Total bullshit. Never happened. And honestly... flower-scented girls beat musty dudes any day. Right? Jjangs... you want Jjangsoony too. Admit it.

"Wha... no... is looking for girls a crime now?"

Angels cheering me on... angels are the best. Cut the haters. Cut!!

After that, I hunt for a Jjangsoony for two whole hours. If there'd been one... could've done content where Jjangsoony picks a Jjang from the crowd... queen bee experience service. Bummer. Back to square one.

I ponder... and decide.

"Endgame it is."

Better to take the hate and wrap it up clean. I endgame, do some low chat, then log off early.

After ending stream, I shower clean and plop back at the PC. I've realized how much I'm lacking. To fill the gaps... gonna watch other streams consistently. Made up my mind today—day one starts now.

Dive into Raming's stream first. Wonder what my friend Raming's up to...?

"Oppa... thankies~. My love. Mwah~."

Instant regret the second I enter. Shoulda checked the title. [ASMR][Lil Sis Who Loves Oppa... Concept (Not Incest)] Insane title—froze twice. This crazy title's pulling over 2,500 viewers. Not embarrassed? I'd die. Beyond shame—it's straight-up lying. Don't even love 'em and saying you do... way too real...

"Oppa. So happy you came today too. Hooo~."

Ears tingling—I close my eyes and shiver. Raming, you're this kinda girl, huh. Okay. Got it. Hustling hard to make bank. Understood. Saw enough. BRB.

Mute Raming... hop into Maru-nim's stream.

Boom boom boom. Shotgun blasts right away. Maru-nim, always pissed. Her stream self is 180 from the Maru-nim I know... scary. Especially in games... brutal. Slight poke and you're banned. Yet trolls everywhere.

From what I see, Maru-nim sucks at games. Really sucks. But game pride's sky-high. Insanely so. Dial that down and it'd be a chill stream. But nah—that pride...

"No. What'd I mess up? You guys. What'd I screw? I did great. Fucking bullshit rigged game, right?"

"Whoa... ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠you see this and still say no rig? Fuck. Rig deniers, vote it up. Let's see. Fucking come on."

"No ban for real. You fuckers vote against. Anyone, come on."

Maru-nim's swearing hard now, but overall she doesn't curse much. Barely in low chat. Collabs too. But games... especially control-heavy ones flip the switch. Terrifying. Time for another stream. Not my lane... skip.

Next: Moteok-nim.

"Nooo~ that's not me! Aah. For real."

Moteok-nim's stream is comfy. Sleepy vibes. Barely any swears, super chill. Makes you drowsy just watching.

"Melon? That's nothing~ Ignore it~."

"DogLicker-nim. Another 100k thanks! Moo~ Much. Mooch. Truly mooch."

"Ugh... melon for real. Aah."

Brainbreak central here too. But even her annoyance is all sweet and soft. Perfect background noise. Nothing beats Moteok-nim for dozing off. Pure sleep aid.

Watched over 30 minutes... "Yawnhaha..." Yawns nonstop. Here to grow, study streams... but getting sleepy. Back to Raming.

Enter and—

"Eugh. Hooo~. Haa..."

Raming suddenly moaning nonstop.

"Feet hurt so bad. Really hurts. What to do? Hoo... eugh."

Almost misunderstood. Thought it was ASMR to rile up the dudes. That'd be too blatant and shameless. Was gonna call her out as a friend, but nah—actually hurts? Fair.

"It hurts... Oppa. It hurts... Hng... hng... Raming hurts."

Hurts? If it hurts... ha... guess I gotta help.

Only a friend would say that, right? Wait! Ah!!! Idiot!! No. Idiot. Idiot. Aah, you idiot.

Empathize first, dummy! Old me never would've got it. Growth detected. Raming wants empathy. Not that? She'd just ointment up. Adult knows how. Whoa, grew again. Empathy pro now? Da.Sen.A. Hihit.

"Uh... uh... Jjang oppa's here...? Uh... hi? Wh-what's up? Why... why'd you come?"