Ikemen Seducing Women (2)
Incoming friends have no patience. I just answered a minute ago, but viewers keep asking what I'm doing, so I explained again.
"Some of you keep asking what I'm up to, so let me explain my concept. Total alpha male. Like, ridiculously over-the-top alpha male. The kind where girls see me and go 'poof'—ehehe... ehehe... turning them into total idiots. But I'm sweet too. Super sweet, diabetes-inducing sweet. When they're groaning from all that sugar, I'm the doctor. For real. I've got the cure. One wink and the diabetes is gone. That's the vibe. And..."
I talked so much I ran out of breath. I let out a deep exhale and continued.
"Even bad girls turn good under me—that's the true teacher vibe. Cool beauty big-tits delinquent girls see me and turn into total bitches in heat. You get the picture, right? Bitching around, groaning and all?"
"What, what's that mean? You guys never thought about it? It's the ultimate guy fantasy, right?"
The viewers' reactions were all over the place. Whatever, I said what I said—no arguing. That's my alpha male vision. And from now on, no more "sorry" or apologies. I'm an alpha male. Alphas don't apologize. It's always the woman's fault. My fault? Nah.
"I'm an alpha male. Even if I say I messed up, it's you superfan girls who did. Right?"
"I'm immersed, okay? Immersed in alpha male mode. Not 'what's with him'—you get it? Nah, whatever."
I switched back to voice modulation, returning to my male voice. They probably didn't feel the sincerity in my real voice, right? Time to show the real deal.
"You see it now? My true feelings? Show me Jangsoo's outfit. Brew me a bowl that matches my concept."
"Uh... sure. Okay. But the outfits I prepared... they're all women's clothes... that cool?"
"Ah..."
Didn't think of that. Women's clothes? Whoa. I don't wanna switch to a female avatar. What now. Woman... woman... No way there's a superfan girl here. No girls in my room anyway... Ngh.
In a flash, I found a breakthrough.
"Editor? You around? Can you hop into VRChat?"
The editor's a woman. Verified woman. I saw her with my own eyes.
"You're busy... Guess no choice."
"Not that, she's just busy. Any women around? No women in my room? Hmm. Guess I gotta switch to female avatar then..."
"Uh... what? Maru? What is this... hacking?"
"No, everyone calm down..."
Age is a fact, but obsessing over it is straight savage. How do I know? Well... uh. Yeah.
"You okay Maru? Not tired? Great! I'd love if you did it...!"
The chat turned into a sea of tears. I didn't touch it. Maru's the manager—she'll ban if she's mad. Whoa!! Wait, what?!
"Oppa~ I'm here."
Shock... no, whoa. Epic... Maru. Not a furry, right? An orange fox is approaching me. Wait, not beastkin... a real furry. Actual fox muzzle, perky ears... why tho.
"Um... even as an alpha male, I can't seduce furries... Maru. This ain't it."
That's big corp level. I could never.
"Why gu rang~ Oppa, today's my perky ears day~ Feeling good."
"...Wanna get hit?"
I couldn't hold back and was rude. But it's justified. And alphas can say that.
"Take off the furry quick! Turn human!"
Embarrassing herself. I get what that means now. How could she...? I actually like Maru for real. This is why... Sigh, no, I'm wrong. Right. This is streaming. What I was doing was kid stuff. Wow...!
"Eheheheeng. Hate you oppa. You called me and now this? I ran here cuz I missed you for real~"
Whoa... this is big corp class. Voice totally changed. Real pure female power? Thought she had none, but she's a total aegyo bomb...!
"Uh... huh?"
"You called me, oppa."
Maru ignores my fluster and keeps the roleplay going. First time in a situation like this—super awkward. My job is immersion. Like an actor. Actors immerse in roles, right? But real ages differ. Like a 40s actor calling a 20s actor "hyung" or "oppa" full immersion. Gotta happen sometime. But actors pull it off smooth. Wow... amazing. So cool.
"Hmph."
But anyway, I hate furries... not into animals... Got bit by a dog as a kid chasing it, so no. And cats too. Used to like 'em, but cousin's house—went to hug one, scratched my hand, hated cats since.
"Why gu rang? Oppa. Mic busted or something?"
It hit me right in the chat. Last spark. 'Immerse'—no big thought. But 'last spark' made it poignant. Suddenly I wanna do good too. Maru's trying so hard. Bailing now is disrespectful. Like school—age gap maybe 7 years? I'm middle school 1st year, Maru's uni sophomore... Wow! Senior trying this hard!! I, I gotta try hard...!
*Slap slap.* I smacked my cheeks to snap out of it. Right, I'm alpha male. Even furry, if girl's a girl, I can seduce... her!
"...Furry, what's your name?"
"Oing? Oppa I'm Maru~"
"Hmph... Don't know you."
"Kuwoong... I'm hurt..."
"That's me. Hate it? Leave. Got ten thousand in my pond."
Alpha male enough? Full of presence? That line was cool af. I'm a total herbivore, but roughly ten thousand in the pond.
"Kkhup... kkh... No oppa... What number am I? Ing?"
"Don't know you... Who are you?"
No. Too cold. Alphas gotta be sweet.
"Ah, wait. First."
"Huh? First what."
"First come."
"Huh? First come what?"
"What number you want. First come, first served."
Only Maru's choking sounds. She's head over heels. That line was peak push-pull. Pushed first... then pulled back hard. She's loving it. I'm awesome. Hihit. Pulled now... what's next? Push again? Argh... gotta experience to know. No clue. Whatever. Go with my alpha vision. Show perfect alpha from my imagination.
"Hate it?"
"Uh. No. Make me #1. #1."
"Hmph... No conscience."
"Wu... op... Then what number am I? Kkhup... euheuhuhup."
Phew, good. Viewers aren't nitpicking my immersion—they're joining in. Real alphas wouldn't be here anyway... too busy with girls. So my take's spot on. Keep pushing!
"What number? I'll give you a chance. Outta ten thousand, what rank you want. Say it."
Push-pull is key in romance. Every dating book says it. Perfect push and pull for max charm.
"Hmph... For real? Then give me #1. Oppa pls~ #1. I wanna be #1."
"Hmph... Fine, #1."
"Euk, really?"
Euhuhuhu. Hahaha hahaha. Was gonna say 'jk' but burst out laughing. Too funny. Laughed till tears.
"Huk... heuk... hahaha. Uh... euhehehe."
"What’s so funny? Laugh with me. Tell me."
"That’s... that’s... hehehe."
Too hilarious—feels like front roll, side roll, backflip. Am I the only one? Don't care. It's funny to me!
Kept laughing awhile. Calmed down post-laugh, but it killed the vibe. Luckily Maru smoothly shifted, saving it. During that, Maru's furry char changed. Signature orange hair, super short height... peeks her taste. Anyway, her avatar's 2—no 5x my quality. Mass-produced vs her unique sync'd one. Jealous. Money wins... Ugh. No! Fine. I'll catch up soon. Huh? Getting sleepy?
"Maru."
"Wan?"
Maru's still immersed. Impressive—it's 4am already. I'm ending stream... Laugh-cry tired me out. Tension dropping. Can't hype anymore.
"I'm so sleepy, ending stream... Super sleepy. Almost Zzz'd."
Eyelids keep drooping from exhaustion.