Finally RP!! (4) – The Knight and the Farm Princess
Finally, it’s RP time!! (4) I’d been dying to chat with Maru for ages, but she kept trying to leave. So I kept pulling her back in.
“Then…”
“No way!!”
“Hmm… still?”
“Yes!!”
I had so much to say. Days like this, when I talk this much, are pretty rare. I’m seriously chatty today. Aaaah!! Today’s stream is packed. Still going strong right now.
“I’ve still got plenty left.”
“Aaaagh.”
“Whoa!!”
“Aaaagh.”
“Whoa!!”
It wasn’t some intense stare-down. We were just playing around. Having fun. At first the viewers kept saying it looked like a power struggle, but it wasn’t. We were genuinely enjoying ourselves. How is this a fight? We’re having a blast.
“Ugh… agh.”
“Ehehe. This is fun. So fun!! Maru, I’m having the best time.”
“Ugh… agh…”
It was genuinely hilarious. I loved it so much. I seriously thought she was a professional comedian. Just hearing Maru’s voice made me laugh. She’s a total laugh factory. Hehe.
“I love this so much!! Maru is the best!!”
“Ugh… agh…”
“Whoa!!”
“U… whoa…”
“Aaaagh!!”
Ehehe. This is way too fun. Did you think I’d lose, Maru?! When you go “whoa,” of course I go “aaagh”!! Hahaha. I’m not the old Seon-a anymore!
Still… aren’t you tired of this? Yeah. Keep messing with me forever. You think that’ll damage our relationship? If anything, it only gets stronger. The more you tease, the tighter we become!!
“Maru!! Hug.”
I’m going all in on the teasing. I’ll show everyone exactly what our bond looks like.
“Ehehe. Squish.”
“Huh?”
“Huh?”
I was genuinely flustered. That crude word just came out of Maru’s mouth.
Right, right. It’s not sexual harassment. But… I was shocked. Hearing something that lewd come out of such an elegant, graceful woman’s mouth—that’s what got me.
“Maru… my Maru…”
“Huh?”
“The elegant, graceful queen of femininity… Himaru’s mouth just said ‘squish’… My hands and feet are shaking right now… Like something only a busty moX would say… Such a bold thing… I’m genuinely shocked. Dizzy. Overload.”
My brain short-circuited. Right now my brain, mouth, hands, feet… every part of me was glitching. Zzt… zzt…
“Hahaha!! Ah, night. My bad.”
“My bad?”
Yeah. It must’ve been a mistake.
“It was a mistake, right?”
“Of course.”
It wasn’t some chat-window-level desire born from not having something. Maru isn’t that kind of person. She’s someone I respect. Of course it was just a slip of the tongue. A momentary slip. Yeah. It’s over now~ Everyone can move on.
“Whoa!!”
“Ugh… agh…”
“Whoa!!”
Right. We can just go back to playing whoa and aaagh. Maru didn’t say that because she lacks a chest and secretly wants one. It was really just a mistake. Yeah. A mistake.
I kept playing whoa and aaagh with Maru for another thirty minutes before ending the stream. It was genuinely fun.
Today I even wrote in my café diary. I don’t usually bother, but it was so fun I had to write one.
Today was really fun.
I played around with Maru and had a great time. I just kept laughing because it was so funny. As expected of the great Maru. Our Maru really is the best!!
I’ll work hard on tomorrow’s stream too. Thanks for reading.
“Phew… I really wrote a lot.”
Since I wrote the diary and it’s gotten late… time to sleep. I turned off the computer, washed up, and laid out my blanket. But once I lay down, I couldn’t sleep because my imagination was running wild. In that case… I’ll just fantasize a little and then sleep. If I daydream for a bit, I’ll definitely get sleepy.
First, Maru. The baby princess who lets out a loud butt-fart brrrrr… but it feels a bit lacking. Settings need more detail to be fun.
“Ah, right! I should do that.”
I turned on the recorder and started mumbling to myself. If I record all this and listen to it later with the viewers… they’ll definitely give me feedback. Then I can fill in the missing parts and cut out anything that went too far. In the end, content only works if the viewers are satisfied.
“Alright then… let’s begin.”
Now that I’m actually recording, I’m nervous. But I can do this. Thinking about it is too much trouble now. Just grow. Shorten it more. Growth. No, shorten it more. No, shorten it more. . Huh? Why did it shorten to ? I don’t know. I really don’t know. I’m the one who shortened it but I have no idea. Anyway, .
“First… Maru’s description… No. I should start with myself. I’m a knight. Ah, to explain myself I need to start with Maru first.”
I stopped the recording and started again. If I don’t keep it clean, the chat will definitely say something like “What are you doing?” or “Seriously?”
“Let’s begin. I’ll start with Maru’s description. Maru is eleven years old. Um… she’s a farmer. I’ll call her Farm Maru. Height is… a hundred… maybe a hundred ten? Twenty? Please give feedback. The farm-teacher crowd… that should be enough explanation, right? Then… let me describe her traits.”
Perfect. I saved it here. I’ll save as I go. That way it’ll be easier to edit later. Next, I’ll explain Maru’s traits.
“Let me describe her traits. She’s incredibly cute. A total baby. How much? The moment you see her you just want to go brrrrr with a butt-fart and give her an airplane ride waddadada and play tag once… but then Maru hides. She hides by covering only her own eyes—that’s how much of a princess she is. And she only wears pink clothes. Dresses. Is that okay? If any of the farm-teachers don’t like it, please give feedback. I’ll reflect whatever I can.”
Wow… it was genuinely perfect. So perfect I had nothing to add. Was I always this good? Seriously, Seon-a. You’ve gained so much experience! It’s paying off!!
Now then… my description.
“Next is me. I’m Knight Seon-a, captain of the knight order. Maru’s knight captain… I’m incredibly cool, sharp, amazing, brave… basically every good word applies. Thank you. Ah… I won’t accept any arguments on this. In overpowered protagonist stories, the main character is always overpowered. You might ask ‘Why are you the protagonist?’ but this is my RP world. Thank you.”
Great!! That was good. I even neatly blocked off any possible counterarguments. Next… Maem. In my world, Maem is the most important person. After all, it’s thanks to Maem that I even thought of doing RP.
“Next… I’ll explain the world setting. The setting is that we’re going to rescue the sealed XX.”
If I say XX, it’ll definitely draw aggro, right? I am a streamer after all. I need to pull solid aggro. It’d be a waste otherwise. I’m making this whole world and spending money on a VRChat map too. I’ll have to make outfits as well… but if nobody watches… that’d be worrying. So I’ll mention it to Maem, but I still need at least some aggro.
“I’ll reveal who XX is on the day of the stream. Anyway, XX got sealed. Why, you ask? That’s a long story. Hard to explain.”
There’s aggro, sure, but even I know it’s embarrassing to admit I’m an idiot. Honestly, saying “VRChat is reality” out loud… Augh… so embarrassing. I can’t even lift my face. I’ll definitely go red, start breathing fast… I know it.
“XX got sealed. That’s all you need to know. I’ll tell you why after I save the world. Just be warned—extreme shock. Extreme confusion. Extreme sadness ahead.”
It was based on the shock, confusion, and sadness Maem would feel when she realizes VRChat isn’t reality.
“Phew… this is tough.”
It’s surprisingly hard. But fun. The world keeps expanding and it’s addictive. I stopped the recording and started again.
“Ah, should I decide on the speech pattern too? Please give feedback, everyone. I’ll try it once. Indeed. My friends. How do you fare? How are you feeling?”
How about speaking in a formal, knightly tone? The listeners’ reaction matters most. If they don’t like it, better not to do it. Because if they leave while watching, I’m the only one who loses…
“Please give feedback. Thank you.”
Phew… world-building complete. If a person tries, they can do anything. I’m doing it too. I really hope I can become teaching material that helps a lot of people. I’m doing it too. I can do anything. Believe in yourself and just do it. Just jump in. Then it’ll work!!
Phew, finally the last part. So now I just need to introduce my companions and I’m done.
“This is the last one. I’ll introduce the companions who will join me… Melon and Raming. I haven’t asked them yet, but if they agree… Melon will be a mage. Her special trait is that she has infinite mana stored in her chest, so she holds the title of Archmage. Raming is… please give feedback. I’ll humbly accept it.”
Melon’s concept is solid, but I still don’t know about Raming. I’ll have to watch a bit more or ask for advice.
It’s over. It really took a long time. Now I’ll listen to it once… hmm… good. I did well. But this isn’t the end. I’ll send it to Pyeong for feedback… get feedback from my companions… get feedback from the viewers… and spend some money on the world. This is my first original content, so I ended up pouring a ton of effort into it without realizing. I hope it goes well—no!! It has to go well. The streamers appearing are from big companies, the plot is solid all around. Knight Captain Ki Seon-a sets off on an adventure with Archmage Melon and Raming (concept still pending) under the orders of the soft-and-squishy Farm Princess Maru to rescue XX (Maem), who believes VRChat is reality!! It’s perfect!!